Funny story: Big Brother Mohamed Mohamed Favourite To Be First Black Winner

Big Brother Mohamed Mohamed Favourite To Be First Black Winner

As Big Brother 2008 nears its exciting conclusion, polls show that Mohamed Mohamed is the bookies' favourite to win, and, in a mirror-image of current events in the US Presidential elections, could become the first black winner in the race for the Ho...
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Funny story: Bush and Cheney Run from Storm; Would Rather Face Gustav!

Bush and Cheney Run from Storm; Would Rather Face Gustav!

US worst president ever, George W Bush and his untrustworthy mentor and sidekick, Dick "Face Shooter" Cheney are in full retreat from the humiliating storm of criticism that was about to engulf them at the Republican Convention in the Twin Cities.
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Funny story: French Catholic Communities Made to Sign New Child Abuse Register

French Catholic Communities Made to Sign New Child Abuse Register

The Fifth Republic of France is to adopt a controversial policy regarding child abuse in the country. As from January 2009 the senior (or oldest) Roman Catholic male in all catholic communities has to sign a National Child Abuse Register on behalf...
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Funny story: Harry Potter to be banned in India

Harry Potter to be banned in India

Controversy has erupted in India as it has produced its own version of the J.K. Rowling character, Harry Potter in Hindi. The makers of Bollywood's Hari Putter - A Comedy Of Terrors have defended the film, saying it has nothing in common with Har...
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Funny story: Ironic Surnames

Ironic Surnames

Following the news that Brian Blessed is to be banned from Songs Of Praise, here are some more ironic names. Brian Blessed......... Not any more. I SAID NOT ANY MORE!!! Neil Young............ Not for about 40 years Jimmy Young........... Not for about 70 years And more will follow. Please send in your suggestions.
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Funny story: Oxygen Addiction

Oxygen Addiction

Following X Files star David Duchovny's admittance to a clinic for Sex Addicts, his former X Files Co-Star Gillian Anderson admitted in a frank interview, that unless she has a regular fix of oxygen, she will die. The Bleak House star admitted the...
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Funny story: Those Meddling Kids

Those Meddling Kids

The success of the team behind The Mystery Machine, has been found, it is down to their sporting prowess. Scooby Doo, the mastermind behind the team, though has been disqualified due to an over reliance on Scooby Snacks. Shaggy is a former Table T...
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Funny story: Seb Coe's 1980's Disco

Seb Coe's 1980's Disco

Seb Coe, the Olympic medal winning athlete has launched a brand new business venture, Seb Coe's 1980's Disco. In a venture aimed at increasing funding for the Olympics in 2012, and Tony Blair's attempts at being Britain's Tiddly Wink's champion, t...
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Funny story: The 118 118 Duo arrested in missing peronal data scandal

The 118 118 Duo arrested in missing peronal data scandal

The Home Office last night released a shocking statement that the 118 118 duo have been arrested on suspicion of stealing highly confidential personal data from the Government. It is believed that the recent spate of misplaced and stolen laptops a...
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Funny story: Vivienne Westwood And Stella McCartney To Oversee 'Changing Of The Guards' Bearskin Hats Change

Vivienne Westwood And Stella McCartney To Oversee 'Changing Of The Guards' Bearskin Hats Change

Weird 'fashion' designers Vivienne Westwood, 98, and Stella McCartney have been asked by an Animal Rights group to redesign the bearskin hats worn by the sentry guards at Buckingham Palace. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PEfETHIC) is...
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Funny story: Republican Platform Committee Replaces "Fiscal Responsibility" With "Fiscal Insanity"

Republican Platform Committee Replaces "Fiscal Responsibility" With "Fiscal Insanity"

St Paul, Minnesota After a heated floor-fight between supporters of Ron Paul and other "Traditional" fiscally Conservative Republicans ... on the one hand ... and the followers of John McCain, and the other Neo-Con proponents of the New World Order...
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Funny story: New Orleans Looting Latest

New Orleans Looting Latest

New Orleans residents evacuating the city today to escape Hurricane Gustav are being strongly advised to take all their valuables with them, and to secure everything they can't, because the police cannot guarantee properties will not have been looted...
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Funny story: New Orleans residents flee Bush

New Orleans residents flee Bush

New Orleans residents have been forced to evacuate the city after the news that President Bush is to forego his appearance at the Republican Convention in order to 'help the city of New Orleans face the hurricane.' Hordes of city-dwellers immediat...
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Funny story: DIY Giant To Ban Russia's Olympic Team From Its Croydon Branch

DIY Giant To Ban Russia's Olympic Team From Its Croydon Branch

A controversy is controversing like buggery today over plans by retail giant, B&Q, who according to reports being reported, is planning to ban the sale of gardening implements. A spokesman for the DIY chain commented: "Gardening gear can be...
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Funny story: The Russians Are Coming

The Russians Are Coming

The next President of The United States is going to be drawn into a new Cold War (but he doesn't yet know it)... Forget the arms race - enter the arts race! The break-up of the old communist styled Soviet Union was a mere smokescreen - the KGB...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin to release Pregnancy Fitness video

Sarah Palin to release Pregnancy Fitness video

Sarah Palin, the newly chosen running mate to Senator John McCain is to release a video demonstrating how she kept her incredible shape during her last pregnancy. Despite her fifth child weighing in at over 6lbs, Palin showed no visible signs of p...
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Funny story: Sah Finger? Gangland Boss In Amazing Career Swap

Sah Finger? Gangland Boss In Amazing Career Swap

Gangland boss, Barry "the Makerel" Morris has stunned his former criminal pals and has turned over a new leaf as a respectable restrateur in the sleepy holiday harbour town of Padstow. Speaking from his seaside Michelin starred eatery he tells us:...
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Funny story: Palin Already Has Cheney's Play Book

Palin Already Has Cheney's Play Book

Repub Candie VPiLF Sarah Palin seems to already have the personnel philosophy of present VP Dick " Shoot'em in the face" Cheney. Apparently Palin's sister was married to a dirt bag drunken deputy. The lovely couple are going through a vicious divorce...
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Funny story: Thousands of US Chickens Blockaded from Kiev

Thousands of US Chickens Blockaded from Kiev

Vengeful Russia under the iron thumb of Vlad " The Imp" Putin has been seeking every means for revenge against the US. Pay back comes for US support of Georgia against Russia's attempts to reestablish the Soviet empire and the US efforts to reignite...
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Funny story: Palin Had Her Daughter's Baby by John McCain!

Palin Had Her Daughter's Baby by John McCain!

Repub Candie VPiLF Sarah Palin, former beauty queen and snowmobile mogul, apparently made believe she was pregnant for the fifth time after keeping the make believe pregnancy a secret for seven months to protect her daughter from the disgrace of bear...
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Funny story: Big Easy Adopts Hard On Bush Katrina Policy in the Face of Gustav: "You are on your own!"

Big Easy Adopts Hard On Bush Katrina Policy in the Face of Gustav: "You are on your own!"

They say that abused people sometimes develop compassion for other people in pain. Other sufferers tend to pass on the pain. The City of New Orleans after its continual abandonment by their nation under Bush appears to be part of the latter group of...
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Funny story: VP-ILF Candie Sarah Palin Played Skin Flute for McCain

VP-ILF Candie Sarah Palin Played Skin Flute for McCain

Every beauty pageant contestant has to have two big things in her favor. besides those two "Reasons" there is also the talent contest. Some do card tricks. Others sinf opera. While still more twirl and stroke batons. Sarah Palin played the flu...
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Funny story: Eyeglass Industry Booms As Sarah Palin Is Nominated for Vice-President

Eyeglass Industry Booms As Sarah Palin Is Nominated for Vice-President

Thanks to John McCain, a Four-Eye is at the forefront of the American political scene. "We're ecstatic," declared one executive of an eyeglass manufacturing firm. "Sarah Palin is showing the world you can be gorgeous and also wear eyeglasses. Sh...
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Funny story: Big Boss Cop Caught Playing Zebra Crossing Hopscotch Amid Racist Row

Big Boss Cop Caught Playing Zebra Crossing Hopscotch Amid Racist Row

Yesterday two top London cops locked horns at an independent police tribunal. The big boss cop (cop A) and a subordinate (cop B) were told to ¨buck their ideas up and get on with their jobs¨ The row erupted when the subordinate claimed his whit...
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Funny story: Drinking Age Lowered To Eleven

Drinking Age Lowered To Eleven

CHICAGO - At a meeting here of American college and university presidents, a motion was made and passed to lower the drinking age to 11. "At first the drinking age was 18. Then it was raised to 21, and caused a lot of resentment," stated Dr. Robe...
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Funny story: 'Architectural Digest' Features Black Hole Of Calcutta

'Architectural Digest' Features Black Hole Of Calcutta

CALCUTTA - Architectural Digest, the premier lifestyles magazine, is featuring the Black Hole of Calcutta in this month's edition. "We wanted to do a spread on 19th century life, especially in the Third World" explained Paige Smith, editor in chi...
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Funny story: Soapbox Derby Causes Hernia

Soapbox Derby Causes Hernia

AKRON - At the Soapbox Derby time trials held here today, Lazlo Toth, a twelve year old participant in the race suffered a double hernia when he attempted to push his racecar up an incline. Toth was taken to the Henry Ford Hospital by ambulance,...
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