Funny story: Madonna and McCain to change places

Madonna and McCain to change places

In a surprise move today, Republican Presidential candidate John McCain and pop star and dancer Madonna decided to change places and careers. McCain will be replacing Madonna on her Sweet and Tacky tour, and will be singing such hits as 'Holiday (...
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Funny story: British Extremists To Be Deradicalised With Promises Of Slags

British Extremists To Be Deradicalised With Promises Of Slags

The government has decided to combat the radicalisation of young British Muslim Extremists by offering its own version of the dogma, and reworking of some of the information contained therein, to fall in line with the British way thinking. Princip...
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Funny story: AC/DC dilemma of two-headed demi god baby

AC/DC dilemma of two-headed demi god baby

Dhaka, Bangladesh - (Inbreeding Mess): Will one half of him be gay and the other straight? That is the dilemma flummoxing doctors at the Bang Galore Maternity Unit in Keshobpur after a baby boy was born with two heads but only one set of all other...
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Funny story: Awesome numerology of Saturday's Virgo New Moon: unmasking a deadly KGB traitor

Awesome numerology of Saturday's Virgo New Moon: unmasking a deadly KGB traitor

Langley, Va - (9/11 Mess): The CIA's President George Herbert Prescott Bush Center for Intelligence (sic) HQ is getting jittery. Its X Files division is panicking ahead of Saturday's Virgo new moon when the planet Venus enters Libra, the sign Just...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Awaits Face Transplant From Edward Kennedy

Michael Jackson Awaits Face Transplant From Edward Kennedy

Chappaquiddick MA-- Former pop star Michael Jackson checked into the Chappaquiddick Hospital last week in preparation for a face transplant. Blue-fly maggots consumed most of his facial flesh after his recent acquittal on child molestation charges.
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Funny story: Ed-E-torial 24: Amber Colt--A Girl And Her Top(less)

Ed-E-torial 24: Amber Colt--A Girl And Her Top(less)

(New York--NY) Ed-E-torial is back, and you voted. And yes, Amber Colt will be the new co-host. Not only is Amber ready to take on the tough stories, she's ready to take off her top for a good cause. And that cause is Darfur relief. If Amber can do that, can't you do your part to help? Visit eBay to bid on Amber's bra. And check out Ed-E-torial 24.
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Funny story: Most Homelessness Linked to Evictions by McCain

Most Homelessness Linked to Evictions by McCain

Investigations following Senator John McCain's statement that he doesn't know how many houses he owns have revealed that most homelessness in the United States today is the result of evictions from housing owned by the Arizona senator. Although...
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Funny story: Republican Blow Job

Republican Blow Job

At the Democratic Convention last night Hillary Clinton threw her undoubting support behind Barack Obama. With extraordinary resilience and forgiveness she demonstrated how to heal wounds and build bridges in an unmitigated astonishing attempt to...
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Funny story: Powerful bastard possibly involved in potential misdemeanour

Powerful bastard possibly involved in potential misdemeanour

The financial world awoke to reports that an unnamed individual in an undisclosed executive position at an unspecified corporation may have been involved in corrupt, immoral or unscrupulous dealings of some sort. Although details remain patchy, the...
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Funny story: What an Endorsement!

What an Endorsement!

In a dramatic end to last night's Democratic National Convention's "Obama Love Fest", Hillary Clinton, with sweat lining her fevered brow, an ecstatic gaze that seemed to puzzle Bill, and with body language that made Congressmen blush, declared, "Bar...
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Funny story: The lure of erratic films

The lure of erratic films

Tarquin Splint is Britain's most successful maker of erratic films to date. In 2001 he spotted a gap in the market and began casting for his first blockbuster 'Actinit', the story of the ill-fated White Stag loner who crashed into an iceberg lettuce and was drowsed. His reward was a place in the anals of cinema history and at his home in Beverley, I caught up with him to ask about his latest o...
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Funny story: Zac Efron Confesses!

Zac Efron Confesses!

Zac Efron yesterday admitted that he and his girlfriend, Vanessa Hudgens, star of Disney's High School Musical, are currently basking in the news that Hudgens is pregnant! Vanessa is 6 weeks pregnant hence the reason she has laid low for a while.
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Funny story: Manchester United Star Vidic A Keen Trainspotter

Manchester United Star Vidic A Keen Trainspotter

Manchester United's 26-year-old Serbian centre-half Nemanja Vidic has been talking about his love for the Northern capital and his favourite pastime when he isn't playing football - the ancient English art of Trainspotting. Vidic told Russian jour...
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Funny story: Ladies and Gentlemen : We got him!

Ladies and Gentlemen : We got him!

Osama bin Laden, the world's most wanted man, was arrested yesterday 10 years after he was first indicted by the United States for conspiracy to commit Acts of Terrorism. The 51-year-old was wanted in connection with the August 7th 1998 bombing of...
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Funny story: Kerry Katona...Good news at Last

Kerry Katona...Good news at Last

Kerry Katona has won substantial undisclosed damages over allegations she once worked as an assistant Librarian . The article in the Sunday Mirror claimed the ex-Atomic Kitten star had overseen the issuing and discharging of books at the Bebington...
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Funny story: Massive Changes in the Alcohol Laws by 2010

Massive Changes in the Alcohol Laws by 2010

Self extinguishing cigarettes that go out in 60 seconds if they are not smoked will become compulsory across Europe within three years. A new EU ruling will force tobacco companies to use fire retardant paper in all cigarettes by 2011 in a bid to cut...
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Funny story: Miliband f*cks Brown (in a political sense of course)

Miliband f*cks Brown (in a political sense of course)

Self confessed Bi-sexual David Miliband has insisted he is not "campaigning" for the Labour leadership - despite admitting to be the man behind the recent spate of 'Yo Gordon' jokes at Westminster. He said that frustration prompted him to start th...
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Funny story: Siamese Twins To Play U.S. Open Sharapova Withdraws in Horror!

Siamese Twins To Play U.S. Open Sharapova Withdraws in Horror!

Flush Meadows, Ny - It was an historic first day at Flushing Meadows where on one of the side courts the world's first Siamese twins to play professional tennis made it through to the second round. The girls actually received a bye as Maria Shara...
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Funny story: I Contacted Syd Barrett's Spirit!

I Contacted Syd Barrett's Spirit!

Deceased psychedelic hero Syd Barrett is on top form in the spirit world. Medium Agatha Blunstone decided to contact the man who in life was an elusive inspiration to a legion of fans. Agatha said that Syd must be content in his new life as a ghos...
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Funny story: Facebook To Face Challenge From Facebutt

Facebook To Face Challenge From Facebutt

Facebook, the internet social networking site is to face a strong challenge from its newest rival Facebutt. * The new site is similar to Facebook, but with the added quirk of asking members to post a picture of their bottoms instead of their faces...
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