Funny story: Giant Squid Reported in Lake Okeechobee

Giant Squid Reported in Lake Okeechobee

Rita Island, Florida (IPP) - Authorities near Lake Okeechobee, Florida have been receiving numerous reports that a giant squid has been seen lurking near Rita Island at the south end of Lake Okeechobee. Catfish fisherman are hunting for the giant...
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Funny story: Terrorists Arrested In Lancashire Merely For Saying They Wanted To Kill Blair And Brown!

Terrorists Arrested In Lancashire Merely For Saying They Wanted To Kill Blair And Brown!

Greater Manchester Police arrested three men in Lancashire today, when they discovered that the trio wanted to kill ex-PM Tony Blair and present incumbent Gordon Brown. Two of the arrests were made at Manchester Airport and the other in Accrington...
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Funny story: Glasgow gets city of violence award

Glasgow gets city of violence award

Glasgow was today named a United Nations City of Violence, and the honour was bestowed on it by the UN cultural body Unazico's chairman, Henry von Kissinger. 'For too long Scotland's achievements at violence have been unjustly igonored by Unazico'...
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Funny story: Putin Compelled To See Shrink After Humiliating Withdrawal from Georgia

Putin Compelled To See Shrink After Humiliating Withdrawal from Georgia

Hey, cut the guy some slack! Vladimir Putin is just an ex-KGB agent and onetime murderer for that hated security agency that had once boasted 2 miilion bad guys within its ranks. Putin is now a wimpering pussycat. Just relax World! Putin still awa...
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Funny story: Carol Vorderman Sacked for Cheating?

Carol Vorderman Sacked for Cheating?

Consonant, Y... Vowel, O... Consonant, Y... Vowel, O... Consonant, Y... Vowel, O...Consonant, Y... Vowel, O... Consonant, Y. That's...YOYOYOYOY. A good question; why oh why did Carol Vorderman decide to leave channel 4's long-running quiz show, count...
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Funny story: Home Secretary bans Glitter

Home Secretary bans Glitter

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has reacted strongly to the return of Gary Glitter to the UK. As he made his way through Heathrow following his deportation from Vietnam, Thailand and Hong Kong, a smiling Gary Glitter, clutching the childrens swimwear...
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Funny story: Kim Carnes Returns with "Marty Feldman Eyes"

Kim Carnes Returns with "Marty Feldman Eyes"

Anybody remember one hit wonder Kim Carnes? You know, that gravel voiced masculine looking blonde woman who had a huge hit in the early 80's with "Bette Davis Eyes"? Well, according to the latest issue of Boredbill magazine, she is making a comeback.
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Funny story: Royal family show off their crown jewels

Royal family show off their crown jewels

A Buckingham Palace memo finalising the arrangements of the Queen and HRH Prince Phillip's forthcoming holiday plans have been leaked, it was announced last night. Plans are afoot for the royal pair to spend one week of their summer holiday at an...
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Funny story: Solar Cycle 24 Canceled - Ham Radio Operators Furious

Solar Cycle 24 Canceled - Ham Radio Operators Furious

Dayton, Ohio (IPP) - The next solar cycle was assigned the number 24 but has been canceled by the International Astronomical Union (IAU). Scientists were able to predict that this cycle would have been 30% to 50% stronger than the previous solar cyc...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson benefit gig for cash-strapped Glitter

Michael Jackson benefit gig for cash-strapped Glitter

Los Angeles - (Wacko Mess): Singer Michael Jackson has pledged to sing at a London benefit concert for cash-strapped former glamrock singer Gary Glitter, 69, according to reports. Jackson told reporters today he knows how it feels to be on your up...
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Funny story: Gary Glitoris sex offender register signature up on eBay for £1 million

Gary Glitoris sex offender register signature up on eBay for £1 million

London - (Lurid Ass Mess): Sordid ex-glamrock sex offender Gary Glitter's signature on the UK's Register of Seriously Deranged Wackos has been offered up for auction for £1 million. "This is a classic autograph collector's item," the auction site'...
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Funny story: Jack Nicholson livid at ex-CIA spook's Angelina Jolie, Sen John Edwards paternity claims

Jack Nicholson livid at ex-CIA spook's Angelina Jolie, Sen John Edwards paternity claims

Los Angeles - (Overactive Prostate Gland Mess): Hollywood's top cold war lothario and random inseminator of pointless randy women Jack Nicholson is spitting venom. A former top CIA official says Bill Clinton ordered a cover-up of the Cuckoo's Nest...
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Funny story: Builder Bob Arrested

Builder Bob Arrested

The entertainment world woke up to some shocking news today as it appears children's entertaining Builder, Bob has been arrested. Several rumours are going around claiming he was arrested for Domestic Violence and even more absurdly that he is in fac...
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Funny story: Cat may hold clue to clawing back data loss

Cat may hold clue to clawing back data loss

Red-faced ministers and assorted other idiots losing sensitive data may have Twinkle the cat to thank after TheSpoof.com discovered him playing with a new dangly toy. Until now, ministers had been considering using the Trades Descriptions Act to sue...
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Funny story: Dog the Bounty Hunter to Track Down UK Benefit Cheats

Dog the Bounty Hunter to Track Down UK Benefit Cheats

Department of Work and Pensions minister James Plaskitt, has defended Government plans to appoint mullet-headed Hawaiian crime fighter Dog Chapman and his enormous-breasted wife Beth, as figureheads of a new initiative to track down benefit cheats.
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Funny story: British Boxer James DeGale Is Little Brother Of Big Brother Alex

British Boxer James DeGale Is Little Brother Of Big Brother Alex

British Olympic middleweight boxer James DeGale won through to the final of his event today, and guaranteed himself at least a silver medal when he fights Cuba's Emilio Correa tomorrow, but faces an even sterner task on his return from Beijing. De...
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Funny story: More Politicians Embellish VN War Records - VA Uncovers More Fraud

More Politicians Embellish VN War Records - VA Uncovers More Fraud

Atlantic City, Nj/Newark Star Ledger - This New Jersey seaside and gambling resort suffered yet another blow to its image when Mayor Robert Levy was convicted of inflating his Army Service Record and claiming disability payments. Dubbed "The Missi...
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Funny story: Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty Sing "Welcome Home" To Gary Glitter

Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty Sing "Welcome Home" To Gary Glitter

Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty have just recorded a single for immediate release. They have covered the 1973 number one hit by Peters and Lee - "Welcome Home" and with the expected outcry from the British media to help it along, it is expected to be...
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Funny story: Gary Glitter to marry 2008 Chinese Olympic gymnast

Gary Glitter to marry 2008 Chinese Olympic gymnast

1970s glam rocker Gary Glitter, 64, whose real name is Paul Gadd, is to wed My Ding Aling, a member of the 2008 Olympic gold medal winning Chinese gymnastic team. Gary Glitter told authorities that this proved that the terrible rumors of him being...
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Funny story: Johnny Depp returns to Stupid School

Johnny Depp returns to Stupid School

Johnny Depp has returned to school after close friend Tim Burton doubts in his ability to play an idiot. "You've lost your touch," Burton, 49, was heard to exclaim to Depp, 45, after the actor infamous for his darkly humorous role in Sweeney Todd...
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Funny story: 2008 Olympics Latest: Gary Glitter To Compete In Marathon

2008 Olympics Latest: Gary Glitter To Compete In Marathon

In the most astonishing development yet in the 'Gary Glitter Saga', it has been announced that the filthy, disgusting paedophile will take part in Sunday's Olympic Marathon in Beijing. Glitter, real name Shitter, hasn't stopped running since his r...
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Funny story: Brian McFadden Collects Kids From Bankrupt Kerry Katona

Brian McFadden Collects Kids From Bankrupt Kerry Katona

Fat wanker Brian McFadden, who famously ditched his wife and kids after losing weight, has announced that he will be flying back to the U.K to collect his half of Kerry Katona's kids. Chinwobbler McFadden, who lives abroad with Delta Goodbum in an...
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Funny story: DeGeneres - Nigella Ruined My Wedding

DeGeneres - Nigella Ruined My Wedding

Friends of celebrity lesbians Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi report that the rug-munching pair are "outraged" that their star spangled celebrity wedding on Saturday was "ruined" when British raven-haired temptress, Nigella Lawson, ate one of Hil...
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Funny story: Kerry Katona Bankrupt-Embraces Poverty

Kerry Katona Bankrupt-Embraces Poverty

Pointless chav Kerry Katona has been made bankrupt overnight, the Inland Revenue has revealed. The dozy Mancunian who suffers from bipolar disorder, slapper syndrome and an abnormally large gob, said only last week that she was rolling in it and stil...
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Funny story: Olympic Flame Carbon Print Banned By Gore - Plant life Protests.

Olympic Flame Carbon Print Banned By Gore - Plant life Protests.

Nutty enviro-MENTAL-ist Al Gore has been shouting all week about the huge Olympic Flame, burning away on top of the Birds Nest Stadium since the 2008 Olympic Games started, but no one has been paying any attention to him - even though he seems to hav...
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Funny story: Gary Glitter to become Santa Claus

Gary Glitter to become Santa Claus

The worlds favourite convicted kiddy tickler, Gary Glitter, has revealed some of his plans to revive his flagging career. Starting off with a tour of the UK's shopping centres during the upcoming festive season, Gary plans to perform the role of S...
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Funny story: Roger Federer Visits Witch Doctor in Kenya

Roger Federer Visits Witch Doctor in Kenya

Kenya - In an attempt to exercise the bad spirits of his worst year in tennis since he turned 20, Roger Federer has visited a remote village in Kenya. There he sought out the advice of a tribal witch Dr. nicknamed "Mongo". According to local sourc...
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Funny story: BNP Member receives Nobel Peace Prize nomination

BNP Member receives Nobel Peace Prize nomination

Reginald Noblaques, the BNP councillor for Haytefulle, in Lincolnshire, has today been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize by some of his supporters in the ward. Noblaques swept to victory in the last local elections having sucessfully threatened hi...
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Funny story: UK Resident Mohammed BinYAHHHH! Had His Penis Cut by British MI 5 and US Gitmo Razor Blade!

UK Resident Mohammed BinYAHHHH! Had His Penis Cut by British MI 5 and US Gitmo Razor Blade!

In a classic case of penis envy, US and UK spies, spooks and psychologists were deeply involved in the re-circumcision of Mohammed BinYAHHHH! The Ethiopian national has been awarded the Guinness Book of Records Award for being tortured by more co...
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Funny story: Guardian America Defaces Mount Rushmore!

Guardian America Defaces Mount Rushmore!

British newspaper The Guardian has been trying to break into the US market for years. The development of Guardian America, a London Guardian press perspective on the colonies seemed like the break through break the journal has been seeking. Tha...
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Funny story: Bernabeu Whore House to Pimp Robinho for 32M FU's

Bernabeu Whore House to Pimp Robinho for 32M FU's

No lady of the night has ever been auctioned off for this much money but Brazilian Robinho and Pimp Real Madrid have become the high priced lay of the sporting world. Former Red Sox Manny Maniac Ramirez carries a price tag close and A-Rod was bought...
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Funny story: Boris Johnson to Redesign Telephone Boxes as Public Loos

Boris Johnson to Redesign Telephone Boxes as Public Loos

London - Mayor Boris Johnson has come up with a novel solution to the shortage of public loos in downtown London for tourists and shoppers. The historic red telephone box designed by Sir Giles Gilbert Scott is to be redesigned as a loo under the KX10...
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Funny story: Price of Oil Skyrockets After Bigfoot Hoax Exposed

Price of Oil Skyrockets After Bigfoot Hoax Exposed

The world market price of crude oil jumped to $187 per barrel in response to the revelation that the discovery of Bigfoot's remains was a hoax. Within minutes, the average price of gasoline nationwide soared to $6.99 and 9/10 per gallon. FoxNew...
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Funny story: Seinfeld Microsoft Ad Sneak Preview

Seinfeld Microsoft Ad Sneak Preview

Jerry Seinfeld's upcoming ad for Microsoft may surprise you. After getting beaten down by Apple's successful branding ads showing a "cool" Mac guy versus a nerdy PC guy, Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer are finally fighting back. The advertising schem...
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Funny story: Cheesy Poofs Laced With Cocaine!

Cheesy Poofs Laced With Cocaine!

If you've ever wondered why Cheesy Poofs seem so addictive, the secret is now out. Frido-Day, maker of the famous and now infamous snack, admitted yesterday in court papers that the recipe includes cocaine. Cheese puffs first appeared in the late...
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