Funny story: 216,728 readers are online right now!

216,728 readers are online right now!

There were celebrations at TheSpoof.com earlier today when it was revealed that record numbers of people with nothing better to do had logged-on to the site to view pointless, stupid and, often, badly-written stories. At one point, 216,728 readers...
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Funny story: Michael Phelps's flipper like feet are turning Green, as they inspire fuel-efficient outboard motor design to propel small sea going vessels

Michael Phelps's flipper like feet are turning Green, as they inspire fuel-efficient outboard motor design to propel small sea going vessels

Seattle, Washington - "As soon as Michael Phelps returns from the 2008 Summer Olympic in Beijing China, a cast of his feet will be made," said a spokesman for Phelps; seemingly the announcement confirms the rumor that Phelps's flipper like feet are t...
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Funny story: Paula Radcliffe Excuses As They Happened

Paula Radcliffe Excuses As They Happened

Paula Radcliffe, the GB team marathon runner who, on Sunday morning, once again failed to live up to the expectations of the long-suffering British public, has revealed the 'reasons' why she finished so far behind the leading athletes. First of al...
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Funny story: Butt Naked Strippers Create Art in Iowa

Butt Naked Strippers Create Art in Iowa

Hamburg, Iowa, USA [did not make that up], Aug 1, 2008: a judge ruled nude dancing at a bar is an "art form" protected by a specific exception to the "public indecent exposure law." How kewl is that? Now the patrons at strip clubs are actually art...
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Funny story: Maggots flee Kate Middleton's snatch

Maggots flee Kate Middleton's snatch

London - (Festering Mess): Harley Street gynaecologists are baffled. An obscure, crawling species that wormed its way up Kate Middleton's fanny on holiday made a sudden hurried exit all over the Mahiki night club dance floor on Friday night. Horr...
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Funny story: Airline passengers boarding planes wearing multiple layers of clothing to sidestep baggage fee presenting security risk, says TSA

Airline passengers boarding planes wearing multiple layers of clothing to sidestep baggage fee presenting security risk, says TSA

Los Angeles, California - Airline passengers are attempting to sidestep the airline industry baggage fee by wearing multiple layers of clothing that they would have otherwise packed and checked into as a piece of carry-on luggage. Although wearing th...
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Funny story: Smoking remains bad for health

Smoking remains bad for health

Results of a recent study reveal that although smoking remains devastating to general health, it is really cool. The study was headed by Margret Net who explains that "it is really cool to smoke, but you will die early…it's a bit of a pickle!" alt...
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Funny story: 'Nipple Chin' to become teacher

'Nipple Chin' to become teacher

Against all odds 'Nipple Chin' (a man with no arms or legs, a nipple on his chin and a hand in the middle of his chest) has become a drama teacher. Although he is mute 'Nipple Chin' has expressed delight in becoming a teacher at St. Frankenstein's...
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Funny story: Priest Rumbled

Priest Rumbled

An American priest has outraged his parish by taking them for fools after it was revealed that he had an alternate motive for wanting everyone to close their eyes when r. Smoking Jones, a New-Yorker priest, admits to using the time when everyone i...
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Funny story: Schools Renamed as Psychiatric Clinics

Schools Renamed as Psychiatric Clinics

Lincoln High School in Bartonville, Nebraska has been officially renamed The Lincoln Center for Psychiatric Care. Citizens of Bartonville were astonished and 89 people showed up at a recent school board meeting to ask why. The clinic adminstrator (fo...
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Funny story: Michael Phelps's 12,000-calorie per day diet requirement causing food shortages at the Olympic Village; Int'l harmony undermined, says IOC

Michael Phelps's 12,000-calorie per day diet requirement causing food shortages at the Olympic Village; Int'l harmony undermined, says IOC

Beijing, China - Publicly, Chinese Olympic officials deny that they are having trouble keeping up with Michael Phelp's 12,000 calorie per day dietary requirements, resulting in food supply shortages for the other Olympic athletes residing at the at t...
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Funny story: Six Year Old's Birthday Party Narrated by Morgan Freeman

Six Year Old's Birthday Party Narrated by Morgan Freeman

Timmy Gerris of Coos Bay, Oregon got a special surprize when Hollywood superstar Morgan Freeman showed up to narrate the young boy's 6th birthday party. "Mr. Freeman is my super favorite actor! He did a great job in "The Shawshank Redemption,...
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Funny story: Homeless Less Likely to Get Cancer

Homeless Less Likely to Get Cancer

Washington, D.C. -- According to researchers at the Cancer Research Center in Washington, D.C., the homeless are much less likely to get cancer than those with a roof over their head. Scientists and doctors alike at the Center claim that their evi...
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Funny story: Performance Artist Pushes Envelope with Penis

Performance Artist Pushes Envelope with Penis

Local Cleveland performance artist Barry St. Jose Barry has been wowing audiences with a new show that he promises will really push the envelope of performance artist presentations. "It's a show about a manila envelope, a man, and how he conf...
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Funny story: Ted Nugent Rides into Walmart on a Huge Duck

Ted Nugent Rides into Walmart on a Huge Duck

Rock star Ted Nugent surprized everyone in a local Michigan Walmart when he rode in on a gigantic duck just a few days ago. "Woooo-Haw!" yelled the musician. "This is sure one son of a bitchin big duck! Bet they don't do THIS in France!" Nugen...
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Funny story: Dixie Chicks Consider Being Ashamed of Something Else

Dixie Chicks Consider Being Ashamed of Something Else

The Dixie Chicks, who got into some trouble in 2003 when their lead singer Natalie Maines told a London audience that they were ashamed that George Bush was from Texas, are considering an new source of shame for an upcoming tour. "I mean, George...
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Funny story: X-Files Fans: "Even We Don't Believe This Crap!"

X-Files Fans: "Even We Don't Believe This Crap!"

No one wanted to believe the newest X-Files movie would suck, but by all accounts it sucked worst than a vacuum cleaner in a black-hole. The box office was a harsh realm for director Chris Carter the very first weekend as the new X-Files movie opened...
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Funny story: US registers the phrase, "International Community"

US registers the phrase, "International Community"

New York, NY--The United States scored a political victory today by successfully registering the phrase "International Community" as a commercial trademark with the US Patent Office. Under International Trade Organization rules, other nations, includ...
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Funny story: Georgian invasion timed to match TheSpoof.com holiday

Georgian invasion timed to match TheSpoof.com holiday

Washington--The genocide against South Ossetian citizens was timed not to coincide with the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games, but with the holiday break at influential news outlet TheSpoof.com, it was revealed today. Jeff Shamalamavilli, who...
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Funny story: Iraq to allow soldiers to "self-deport"

Iraq to allow soldiers to "self-deport"

BAGHDAD--Just days before a new Iraqi Government experiment to persuade some American occupation soldiers and contractors to "self-deport" is to start, a nongovernmental report released Wednesday suggests that many already are leaving on their own.
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Funny story: South Africa can win the Ashes claims Pietersen

South Africa can win the Ashes claims Pietersen

London - New England cricket Captain Kevin Pietersen claims that South African players can win the next Ashes series against Australia. Pietersen, born in Natal, says that he will rebuild the England squad with South African born players. Naturally,...
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Funny story: Stephen Hawking Falls In Bath; Crashes the Internet

Stephen Hawking Falls In Bath; Crashes the Internet

The man who wrote the internet, and whose expertise is linked to it 24 hours a day, caused worry and annoyance yesterday due to him falling in the bath. The internet was down for over two hours. Engineers tried desperately to re-route the wiri...
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Funny story: Boorman And Macgregor To Blame For Fuel Crisis

Boorman And Macgregor To Blame For Fuel Crisis

Both Charley Boorman and Ewan MacGregor have been blamed for the shortage and high price of fuel in the world, according to a new report out today. Not to mention the practice and testing, 3 guzzling motorbikes; 3 Jeeps; numerous trucks; plane ri...
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Funny story: Georgia Plans New Offensive

Georgia Plans New Offensive

'Once the Russians withdraw, we'll go in again,' Georgian president Mik 'Heil' Saakashavilli told his mates in the western media as he started to chew his tie like a mental health patient. 'Then, if Russia comes to the aid of its ally South Ossetia,...
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Funny story: Space Alien Discovered In Supermarket Freezer

Space Alien Discovered In Supermarket Freezer

Springfield PA-- A space alien has supposedly been discovered in the frozen food department of a local Poke N Toke supermarket today. It is described as green, three inches tall, with a remarkable resemblance to a piece of frozen broccoli. The alien...
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Funny story: Michael Phelps To Become His Own Country

Michael Phelps To Become His Own Country

Michael Phelps, the US swimmer who has won a magnificent eight gold medals at the Ice Cube in Beijing, has announced that he plans to become his own country in time to compete at the London 2012 Olympics. Phelps is the greatest living American swi...
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Funny story: Music industry to fight Tape to Tape sharers

Music industry to fight Tape to Tape sharers

The music industry is to propose new measures in combating the surge in tape to tape music sharing in which music industry chiefs blame for a loss in interest in packaged boy band pop groups and more importantly, a lot of money. The industry aims...
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Funny story: Tourist Board Fury as Foreigners Go to Hull

Tourist Board Fury as Foreigners Go to Hull

The national tourist office is reported to be furious after it emerged yesterday that visitors to the UK may have been subjected to Hull. Geovanni, a Brazilian, and Bernard Mendy, a Frenchman, have both been spotted on Humberside with reports even su...
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Funny story: Channel 4 replace Carol Vorderman with Jade Goody

Channel 4 replace Carol Vorderman with Jade Goody

The next series of Countdown will see the long-awaited return of Jade Goody to our TV screens. She will be replacing the current presenter Carol Vorderman who was sensationally sacked last month for...
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Funny story: Obama - baby guinea pig

Obama - baby guinea pig

Samuel Michael Schildkraut states it is wonderful to have a disabled veteran to run for President but still he favors Obama and is awaiting one of his pet guinea pigs to give birth any day now and has decided to name one of them President Obama and w...
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Funny story: Metrosexuals Stand Up to Iranian Tyrant!

Metrosexuals Stand Up to Iranian Tyrant!

French President Nicholas Sarkozy and US first term Senator and soon to be World Premier Barack Hussein Obama confronted Iran's dictators from thousands of miles away. Sarkozy frocked stylishly in a Pierre Cardin three piece suit with a silk pink...
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Funny story: Bush Raises Money for Dog Catchers!

Bush Raises Money for Dog Catchers!

With the lowest approval ratings of his entire failed Presidency, GWB is being avoided by Republican candidates like a rat during the Black Plague. He slinks in and out of towns and cities with respectable candidates conveniently out of town and some...
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Funny story: McCain and Dalai Lama Agree on Nothing!

McCain and Dalai Lama Agree on Nothing!

US Repub candie hopeful Johnny McC hoped to distract from his Democrat opponent, Barack Obama's wildly successful tour of the entire world by a strategic meting with world religious leader, the Dalai Lama. The meeting took place at the private reside...
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Funny story: Driving Miss Osama

Driving Miss Osama

It turns out that Osama Bin Laden is really a cranky old southern Saudi Arabian lady and her chauffeur is not really that different from the genteel character Morgan Freeman played in the film of a similar title. The trial transcript seems to confirm this rather unexpected observation. When asked by the defense to reproduce a typical day driving Miss Osama, the court transcript showed the followin...
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Funny story: US Dead in Iraq Cannot Be Photographed!

US Dead in Iraq Cannot Be Photographed!

Vampires do not reflect images in mirrors and no one has ever been able to record George W Bush speaking coherently. Now add to this list of scientific anomalies the fact that no one has ever been able to photograph the 4,000+ US soldiers who have di...
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Funny story: Bush Gets Bronze at Women's Beach Volley Ball!

Bush Gets Bronze at Women's Beach Volley Ball!

US worst president ever George W Bush embarrassed himself and his nation as usual when he met with the Olympic champion US Beach volley ball gold medalists. The ladies still in their necessarily brief and revealing uniforms attempted to respectfully...
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Funny story: US Drivers Abandon Driving Gas Guzzling Gargantuan SUV's! Home Mortgage Bankruptcies Transform Them into Cozy Homes!

US Drivers Abandon Driving Gas Guzzling Gargantuan SUV's! Home Mortgage Bankruptcies Transform Them into Cozy Homes!

Americans strained by the price of gas have begun to finally turn away from the gigantic, gas gorging SUV. Economy cars are the new means of transportation for the US commuter. What will become of the fuel foolish phenomenon? In a kind of sad ser...
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Funny story: Clinton T-Shirts Are Off!

Clinton T-Shirts Are Off!

Bill Clinton has advised all of Hillary's die hard supporters to remove their Hillary T-Shirts as a sign of support for Barack Obama. State by state, the campaign workers for Senator Clinton have complied as the first ever topless demonstration f...
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Funny story: Utah Has Fallen Arches!

Utah Has Fallen Arches!

The US State of Utah is famous for its fertility and healthy habits. Less smoking and drinking and big healthy families have become the trademark of the home of Mormons. That is until this week when pseudo medical journal Podiatry: It's About Feet re...
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Funny story: Strange Olympic Neilson Ratings! Experts Label it the UGHBUSH Effect!

Strange Olympic Neilson Ratings! Experts Label it the UGHBUSH Effect!

For decades TV viewer ship ratings have been watched by Neilson Inc. not to be confused with the Neilson of Olympic Muff Diving fame. Neilson employees in specially equipped radarcars drive the streets of the world tuning in on whose TV set is tu...
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Funny story: US Prisons Full - Bush Declares Moratorium

US Prisons Full - Bush Declares Moratorium

The heavy pace of criminal prosecutions in the US has finally hit its limit, as all prisons in the country are full. Riehl Dumas, head of the Federal Bureau of Prisons, made the announcement late Friday. as a result, President Bush and Attorney Gener...
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Funny story: Is the body of the missing link: "Bigfoot" really that of the missing primate: "Moe" the chimp?

Is the body of the missing link: "Bigfoot" really that of the missing primate: "Moe" the chimp?

Los Angeles, California - Exotic animal trackers hired to find former West Covina resident, Moe the chimp that escaped his animal retreat in Devore, California months ago (and who is believed to have taken up residence in the nearby San Bernardo Nati...
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Funny story: Al Gore, Britney Spears in Dukes of Hazzard II

Al Gore, Britney Spears in Dukes of Hazzard II

Former Vice-President Al Gore and Britney Spears will join the cast of the upcoming Dukes of Hazzard II. Gore will play Boss Hogg while Spears will appear as Daisy Duke's identical twin cousin. Al Gore's participation in the film is conditioned on...
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Funny story: John McCain Denounces Revisionist Spoof Website

John McCain Denounces Revisionist Spoof Website

John McCain attacked British website TheSpoof.com today, complaining about changes to how the site operates for authors. McCain had been writing articles on the site, under the pen name Ethan, as a way of blowing off steam from the stresses of the ca...
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Funny story: Alex Jones video released by al Qaeda

Alex Jones video released by al Qaeda

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Osama bin Laden's terrorist organization al Qaeda has released a new video. This time, the video features the prominent radio talk show host Alex Jones. Although the CIA has no idea about the video's origin, it appears to have bee...
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Funny story: Bush on Maliki - "She's my bitch."

Bush on Maliki - "She's my bitch."

Washington, D.C. - At a press conference today, President Bush was asked how he was able to persuade Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki to withdraw his previous endorsement of a timetable for withdrawal of American troops. The President was blunt.
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Funny story: Settee Man Sets New Guiness World Record Listening to 'Tijuana Taxi'

Settee Man Sets New Guiness World Record Listening to 'Tijuana Taxi'

Mexico City (Tacuba Times) - Woody Kesmon, a native of Settee, Australia, recently broke the Guiness World Record for listening to Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass's Tijuana Taxi while riding in the bed of a truck in Mexico City. Following his su...
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