Funny story: 2008 Olympic Games Medal Scandal

2008 Olympic Games Medal Scandal

There was outrage at the British Olympic team camp tonight as a new scandal broke involving the Gold, Silver and Bronze medals awarded to the competitors at the Beijing Games. A statement from British Team officials claimed that "the medals are made...
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Funny story: Ben Ainslie Asks British Expats For Farts To Create Wind For Crucial Race

Ben Ainslie Asks British Expats For Farts To Create Wind For Crucial Race

Ben Ainslie, the British sailor, has put out a request for Beijing-based British expatriates to come down to the Olympic sailing event today, and provide wind for his crucial last race, by farting en masse. The strange request comes after Saturday...
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Funny story: Somali Parliament Agreed Their Country worth More than What Ethiopia Is Offering: Exploring Other Bidders

Somali Parliament Agreed Their Country worth More than What Ethiopia Is Offering: Exploring Other Bidders

Mogadishu, Somalia August 7, 2008 - After Somalia's Top three officials the President, the Prime Minster and the speaker of the parliament traveled to the Ethiopian capital led discussion in the pricing of the country. From a reliable source, Addis A...
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Funny story: Windows System 7 'nothing like' Macintosh System 7 says Ballmer

Windows System 7 'nothing like' Macintosh System 7 says Ballmer

Microsoft have disputed claims that Windows 7, the proposed follow up to Vista, is anything like the Macintosh system launched in 1991. 'For starters it won't run on a Mac (unless it's one of those dual boot things)' said CEO Steve Ballmer ' We ar...
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Funny story: China's Olympic Fantasy

China's Olympic Fantasy

Sources have revealed Chinese Olympic coverage to be among the most creative fictions of the 21st century. Controversy over computer-generated fireworks, lip-syncing youngsters, and Han Chinese disguised as members of China's ethnic groups have prov...
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Funny story: Usain Bolt In Possible Medal-Stripping Scandal

Usain Bolt In Possible Medal-Stripping Scandal

Usain Bolt, the fastest man on Earth, could be stripped of his Olympic 100m sprint gold medal after it was discovered that his name is an anagram of the silly word 'Ablutions'. Bolt, 21, is from Jamaica, where the standard way of telling someone t...
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Funny story: John McCain: Lindsay Lohan, not about being gay, but dating Jews

John McCain: Lindsay Lohan, not about being gay, but dating Jews

(Washington, D.C.)Consider that less than a year ago presumptive Republican Presidential nominee John McCain actually looked to George Bush to school him on the "internets" and "the Google". Now, Senator McCain's recent blog entries have gotten him n...
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Funny story: Not Britney, not Paris Hilton...But Amber Colt New Co-Host Of Ed-E-torial!

Not Britney, not Paris Hilton...But Amber Colt New Co-Host Of Ed-E-torial!

(New York--NY) You spoke, and though I'm at the age where I now have as much hair growing out of my ears and nose as the top of my head, I listened. You voted, and unlike the 2000 election, we counted every vote...once...even mine. So Amber Colt will be the new co-host of Ed-E-torial. New Ed-E-torials will be coming to TheSpoof soon! Check out the debut of Amber Colt.
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Funny story: Britney Spears To Donate Eggs For Darfur

Britney Spears To Donate Eggs For Darfur

(Los Angeles-CA) Less than a week after a court extension of Britney Spears' father, Jamie Spears, as conservator of the pop star's estate through 2008, a statement by Spears' father has called the court's judgment into question. Jamie Spears wrote i...
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Funny story: John McCain To Paris Hilton: "Cosmo, bayatch!"

John McCain To Paris Hilton: "Cosmo, bayatch!"

(Flint-Michigan) First, it was a McCain campaign ad taking a swipe at Barack Obama by comparing him to Paris Hilton. Then, it was Paris Hilton releasing a video, fully clothed for a change, calling McCain a "wrinkly white hair guy." And now it appear...
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Funny story: "Bigfoot" case of mistaken identity: "Chubacabra" discovered instead

"Bigfoot" case of mistaken identity: "Chubacabra" discovered instead

Palo Alto, California - In a second hastily called press conference in Palo Alto, California regarding the discovery of the century: proof of the alleged and allusive "Bigfoot", a correction instead was made to members of the media gathered there by...
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Funny story: Cameron Reunited With Stolen Penknife

Cameron Reunited With Stolen Penknife

Conservative leader David Cameron was today dramatically reunited with his penknife, that had been stolen from his desk in July in London. A phone call from a Mr Stanley Blade in Notting Hill led to the recovery, and it was found lying on the road...
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Funny story: Bigfoot Trackers Find Bigfoot Costume in Georgia Mountains

Bigfoot Trackers Find Bigfoot Costume in Georgia Mountains

Palo Alto, CA -- Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer held a Saturday news conference and showed photos of a massive 7 foot, 7 inch Bigfoot costume they claim they found while Bigfoot hunting in he Northern Georgia mountains. "It's a genuine Bigfoot cost...
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Funny story: Vampire McCain Announces 'War on Sun'

Vampire McCain Announces 'War on Sun'

From within the Bat Cave- John McCain, the self-proclaimed 'Dark Overlord of the Night', recently proclaimed a new evil villain in society: the sun. It was not quite surprising coming from McCain, a well known vampire; what drew attention was his...
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Funny story: The ABC's of Telling Whether You Are White Trash or a Red Neck

The ABC's of Telling Whether You Are White Trash or a Red Neck

No, I am not talking about the garbage decomposing in your backyard; I am talking about you and your trashy white or black ass. Here are the ABC's you need to ask yourself when pondering whether you are that red neck on the block: Asses are something to let hang out of everything Bras are for stiff elitists; let's just go all-natural! Cussing out every person in sight in public is sure w...
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Funny story: Government learns from ETS Europe SATS exams fiasco

Government learns from ETS Europe SATS exams fiasco

The result of late test results, missing exam papers, dissatisfied exam markers and even the use of full-fat milk in tea has taught the government a valuable lesson. A senior spokesman for the Department for Education and the Engagement of Expensi...
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Funny story: British athlete fails dope test

British athlete fails dope test

Jerome Ponsenby-Smythe-Witherspoon, the Commonwealth sheep-worrying champion and the UK's only treble-barreled named athlete, has today failed a dope test at the Olympics. Team coach, Bernard Toffe was said to be devastated, and completely legless...
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Funny story: Tropical Storm Fay Power Source Photgraphed

Tropical Storm Fay Power Source Photgraphed

Miami, Florida (IPP) - Scientist aboard a NOAA P-31 Hurricane Hunter aircraft have acquired the first photgraphs of a hurricane's or tropical storm's power source. Scientists were able to take the incredible photographs of Fay's power source after...
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Funny story: Obama Reluctantly Retracts Comments On Rock Star Status And Formation Of 'O-Bama Crats' Band

Obama Reluctantly Retracts Comments On Rock Star Status And Formation Of 'O-Bama Crats' Band

'ROLLING STONIES RAG' EXCLUSIVE! Read it or weep tonight, because you'll be stupid about the World of Rock, Baaaaaby, if you pass us by bubalas! Ask Howie S.! After an initial whirlwind of enthusiasm, especially after his "Ich Bin Ein Berliner" sp...
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Funny story: Republicans Claim Obama is a Cannibal

Republicans Claim Obama is a Cannibal

Washington DC (IPP) - The investigative arm of the Republican Party has issued a new set of talking points to its members via email that claims that Obama is a cannibal. The cannibalism assertion is based on the discovery of a book written by Oba...
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Funny story: Home schooling now legal again in California, though conditions apply

Home schooling now legal again in California, though conditions apply

Los Angeles, California - From the state that touts torts of tolerance with same-sex marriages, legalized medical marijuana and a history of voting two Hollywood "Republican" movie stars to the highest office of governor (but outlawed home schooling)...
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Funny story: Hull City Up To Third After Player With Funny Name Scores Late Winner

Hull City Up To Third After Player With Funny Name Scores Late Winner

Premiership newboys Hull City are up to third in the table after a hard-fought victory against Fulham at the KC Stadium this afternoon. The Tigers started nervously, and went behind on 8 minutes when a Fulham player with a funny name scored with a...
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Funny story: Cuba Issues Life Jackets to Citizens Leaving Island

Cuba Issues Life Jackets to Citizens Leaving Island

Habana, Cuba (IPP) - Maximum leader Raul Castro has ordered the Cuban Navy to issue life jackets to citizens leaving the workers paradise of Cuba aboard inner tubes and other vessels. Castro told the world via a six hour speech televised on Cuba's...
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Funny story: Sex Scandal Nails Possible U.S. VP Candidate, John Edwards, After Lying About Bedding Beautiful Blond Hottie Assistant

Sex Scandal Nails Possible U.S. VP Candidate, John Edwards, After Lying About Bedding Beautiful Blond Hottie Assistant

In a country beset with a rotten economy, dying for lack of oil and gasoline (petrol), massive unemployment, engaged in a non-ending Iraq War, and experiencing the most interesting, but unusual and controversial Presidential race this year, does it n...
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Funny story: Fay Florida Bound NHC Issues Advice

Fay Florida Bound NHC Issues Advice

Coral Gables, Miami (IPP) - The National Hurricane center (NHC) in Coral Gables, Florida is advising Florida residents to acquire life preservers and water wings and to put them on and keep them on until further notice. The NHC is telling Floridia...
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Funny story: Steve McClaren, The Famous 'Spoofster' Is Back!

Steve McClaren, The Famous 'Spoofster' Is Back!

One of the world's most notorious spoofmeisters is at it again! Former England gaffer Steve McClarlen has appeared in a Dutch Interview with a 'broken Yorkshire/failed Dutch/failed English/Pakistani' accent. Confusing not only the intelligent Dutc...
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Funny story: "Murderous Chinese Men with Knives Giving Ordinary Knife-Wielding Chinese Men a Bad Name," says David Carradine

"Murderous Chinese Men with Knives Giving Ordinary Knife-Wielding Chinese Men a Bad Name," says David Carradine

American actor David Carradine and his brothers Bruce, John, Keith, and Robert are leading a public service announcement to promote the right to bear arms by China's equivalent of the National Rifle Association (NRA) following a week in which two unr...
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Funny story: National Hurricane Center Issues Ebonic Names for 2009

National Hurricane Center Issues Ebonic Names for 2009

Coral Gables, Miami (IPP) - The National Hurricane Center (NHC) in Coral Gables, Florida announced this morning that Ebonic names will be given to hurricanes in 2009. They have decided to do this in the interest of maintaining a fair and balanced...
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Funny story: Big Foot Items for Sale on Ebay

Big Foot Items for Sale on Ebay

Methistophel, Tennessee (IPP) - It has only been a few days since the discovery of a real Big Foot and already there are reports of Big Foot items for sale on cyber auctions. Some items up for sale via the bidding process are bits and pieces of a...
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Funny story: A Levels Getting Harder

A Levels Getting Harder

The usual late summer comment that A Levels are getting easier has been overturned it was revealed today. The comment that thousands of teenagers only have to turn up to get an A star at A Level has been dispelled by suggestions that they are getting...
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Funny story: Big Foot Myth Shattered

Big Foot Myth Shattered

Mount Palomar, California (IPP) - Scientist in charge of the Big Foot examination have good and bad news for a public anxiously awaiting to get ahold of any little scrap of information that they can get regarding the resolution of the Big Foot contro...
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Funny story: Man Utd loan catering staff to Wigan

Man Utd loan catering staff to Wigan

After selling Jonathan Greening and Mark Wilson to Steve McClaren's Middlesbrough, Johnny Evans, Phil Bardsley, Liam Miller and Kieran Richardson to Roy Keane's Sunderland, and loaning young defender Danny Simpson to former Manchester United midfield...
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Funny story: The Queen Is Really A Man

The Queen Is Really A Man

A constitutional crisis beckoned in the UK last night when it was revealed that Queen Elizabeth the Second was in a fact a man. This is the first time there has been a gender confusion issue within the monarchy since Edward the Confessor did indeed c...
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Funny story: Marmite To Be Made Compulsory In The National Curriculum

Marmite To Be Made Compulsory In The National Curriculum

The Education Minister Ed Bollocks has announced that Marmite, the love it or hate it vegetable based spread will be made part of the National Curriculum from September 2008. 'It is important that the pros and cons of Marmite is made available to...
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Funny story: Musicians Run Out Of Notes

Musicians Run Out Of Notes

Musicians and composers were placed in a state of panic last night when scientists revealed that every possible combination of notes that could be used for new songs had been exhausted. The main implications of this is that no original pieces of musi...
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Funny story: 2008 Olympic Cycling Chaos As Mens 4000m Keirin Won By Durney Bike

2008 Olympic Cycling Chaos As Mens 4000m Keirin Won By Durney Bike

There was mayhem at the Laoshan Velodrome in Beijing today when, in the Olympic Mens Keirin cycling event, the riders were surprised by a shock breakaway by the Durney Bike, which sped away from the main field to take the gold medal. The Durney Bi...
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Funny story: Bigfoot Named President of Georgia and Makes Peace With Russia

Bigfoot Named President of Georgia and Makes Peace With Russia

TBILISI, Georgia (FMLiveWire) - A Bigfoot from the Caucasus Mountains has been named President of Georgia and has made peace in the recent war between Russia with the breakaway Georgian states and the government of Georgia. The Bigfoot, who insist...
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Funny story: "Let them have beer and ice cream!"

"Let them have beer and ice cream!"

That bloke who supposedly runs the British government, Mr Jockanese himself Gordon Brown, has announced plans to drag the populace up from the doldrums they currently inhabit. The average brit is feeling the pressure from rising fuel and food cost...
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Funny story: Russia "Just parking tanks"

Russia "Just parking tanks"

Accusations that Russia has violated the ceasefire in Georgia, by allowing tanks to enter the town of Gori, have been strongly denied by a Russian spokesman. "We just need somewhere for these tanks to park" "Our tank drivers have strict orders...
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Funny story: Fake Alien Invasion Planned For 2012

Fake Alien Invasion Planned For 2012

The secretive occult following bankers, that are the real runners of the planet, are planning a fake alien invasion for the 2012 London Olympic Games. They will try to con everyone in the world that the invaders must be worshiped like gods, while...
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Funny story: Margaret Thatcher To Go To Afghanistan

Margaret Thatcher To Go To Afghanistan

Former British Prime Minister, and Iron Lady, Margaret Thatcher, has told her husband Denis that she is fed up of all the pussyfooting around in Afghanistan, and she is off to put a stop to it, and to bring an end to the conflict. Denis, who died...
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Funny story: German farmer gets double penis implant

German farmer gets double penis implant

A German farmer who lost his penis in a accident, has become the first man ever to receive a double penis implant. The farmer lost his original penis, when his wife discovered that he had engaged in bestiality with sheep and goats and mutilated...
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Funny story: George Michael Lottery Ticket Turns Up In Jeans At Charity Shop

George Michael Lottery Ticket Turns Up In Jeans At Charity Shop

The lottery ticket that pop star George Michael said he was looking for when arrested in a Beverly Hills public toilet, has turned up in a pair of jeans in a charity shop in London. Michael, was arrested by a pretty undercover policeman, Marcelo R...
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Funny story: 2008 Olympic Swimming Drugs Scandal

2008 Olympic Swimming Drugs Scandal

There was controversy in the Olympic pool in Beijing today, when, after US paddler Michael Phelps' disputed victory in the 100m Butterfly final, the first swimming drugs scandal of the 2008 Games surfaced. Phelps won, but afterwards, eighty-four...
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Funny story: Chinese Olympic gymnasts really third trimester fetuses, claims IOC

Chinese Olympic gymnasts really third trimester fetuses, claims IOC

Beijing, China - In a display of unprecedented backbone ever shown by the International Olympic Committee (IOC) in recent years, the IOC announced today that it intends to launch a formal investigation into the alleged violation of its rules by the p...
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Funny story: Where in the world is Ayman al-Zawahiri?

Where in the world is Ayman al-Zawahiri?

CNN reports that U.S. counterterrorism officials have said they have seen no evidence to support a media report that al Qaeda's No. 2 official, Ayman al-Zawahiri, may be critically wounded or dead. So, what's up with old Ayman? Really.
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Funny story: D.C. "Earthquake" Really Congressional Jitters

D.C. "Earthquake" Really Congressional Jitters

A rare, what appeared be, an earthquake rocked Washington, D.C. yesterday shattering scores of windows and forcing both governmental and civilian inhabitants to scurry for safety. There were no reports of injuries, deaths or major damage. The epicen...
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Funny story: Smogalympics, Inc.

Smogalympics, Inc.

As the Beijing smog continues to plague the Chinese Olympics, Eastern ingenuity has joined forces with Western capitalism to discover a solution. The Coca Cola and Ich Chee Nee Electronics companies have created a new corporation called Smogalympics...
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Funny story: Scots Blow Britain's Leader!

Scots Blow Britain's Leader!

Scotsman and UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown was seriously blown by Scottish nationalists this week! Brown who depended on his regional allies to support Labor in the election never thought he would get this kind of treatment from his countrymen, so t...
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Funny story: Texas Butch Oil Buys All of Iraqi Petroleum at Discount Prices!

Texas Butch Oil Buys All of Iraqi Petroleum at Discount Prices!

Bush- Cheney Texas "T", also known as Butch Oil under the management of VP Cheney's lesbian daughter, has cornered the market on all Iraqi oil and at a bargain price. Once the surge started bribing Sunnis to stop blowing up the oil pipelines in Iraq,...
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Funny story: California Bars Trans Fatties!

California Bars Trans Fatties!

While the southern border of the US of A is being blockaded by imported bricks from the Berlin Wall, California has a new idea, what's new? The Eastern boundary of the state of California will now be patrolled by the TFSPC (Trans Fatties State Police...
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Funny story: Bush Abandons McBush in Iraq!

Bush Abandons McBush in Iraq!

Bush and his neo con puppeteers invaded Iraq under false pretenses, conducted hundreds of thousands of human sacrifices to the God, Petrol the Great and created the grand Quagmire of the 21st century. The lamest of ducks then continued to insist on a...
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Funny story: Concast Not the Only Budinsky Online! Spoof Watches My Every Movement! Yeah, Even THOSE!

Concast Not the Only Budinsky Online! Spoof Watches My Every Movement! Yeah, Even THOSE!

In the latest privacy scandal, Concast, the well known telecommunications giant (what do you mean you've never heard of them?), has been found eavesdropping on its clients' online conversations any time they type c-o-n-c-a-s-t whist on the internet.
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Funny story: Jennet

Jennet

On July 18, 2008, a Hobart man was caught downloading 31,000 images and video files involving sexual acts with dogs, ponies, snakes, tigers and even an octopus. He was fined $1500. ŮŽAdditionally, he was put on the sex offenders register for four years! Before the advent of motorcars, decent people of the time rode their animals to market places where, say, a jennet was tethered to a peg, and,...
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Funny story: Chinese War Drums Drive Putin to Kill!

Chinese War Drums Drive Putin to Kill!

When Russian War Lord Vladdie Putin witnessed the bellicose drum display at the opening ceremonies of the Beijing Olympics, he called Moscow and ordered the invasion of Georgia. Putin is said to have texted his generals: "These Chinese have just...
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Funny story: Masochists4McCain Take Pains for Repub Candie!

Masochists4McCain Take Pains for Repub Candie!

Interest groups, cults, sensitivity sessions and support systems have been joining the Presidential campaign in droves. Hawaiians, Indonesians and Africans have all flocked to the Obama fold in an ethnic entourage. But one group has driven itself bey...
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Funny story: Dear Paraphernalia4YourGenitalia.cum: Is there a place in the Presidential campaign for Sado-Masochists?

Dear Paraphernalia4YourGenitalia.cum: Is there a place in the Presidential campaign for Sado-Masochists?

Dear P4YG, As a lifelong Masochist who has bonded(literally and spiritually) with a fuckin' sick sadist for more years of marital bliss and blisters than either of our Catholic parents could manage, I would like to know if the SnM community has been able to whip and chain their way into the tight ass of this Presidential campaign? Wanton Political Pain Dear WIPP, You, my dear whi...
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Funny story: Phelps' 12,000 Calorie Diet Just Made Me a Fat Fuck!

Phelps' 12,000 Calorie Diet Just Made Me a Fat Fuck!

Sports writers have been celebrating the 12,000 calorie diet that has made Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps perhaps the greatest aquatic athlete in history. When spoofster, Pointillius Pointer read about the swimmer's eating regimen leading up to the O...
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Funny story: Lady Samantha Four-Bums Wins Olympic Beach Volley Ball Pairs By Herself!

Lady Samantha Four-Bums Wins Olympic Beach Volley Ball Pairs By Herself!

While the world watched the American porn stars Misty May-Crack and her partner Alyssa Alps tear their half naked way through the Beach Volley Ball Olympics, no one expected that a British Noble would grab the gold. But Lady Samantha Four-Bums brough...
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Funny story: Synchronized Grade Inflation and Economic Stagflation Hit the UK in Olympic Year!

Synchronized Grade Inflation and Economic Stagflation Hit the UK in Olympic Year!

The number of students coming out of British schools with perfect grades after a hardly notable academic career of collages and parent produced science projects is about to overwhelm the university system with below average straight A's freshmen. At...
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Funny story: Turkey Denounces Thanksgiving Grace and ...Pornos!?

Turkey Denounces Thanksgiving Grace and ...Pornos!?

Turkeys have been conflicted recently in a battle between their long held secular, militarist traditions and recently elected more religious leaders and their liberal allies. The spiritual gurus of the latest ascendancy have compromised with the riv...
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Funny story: Qantas Secret Revealed: Roswell Connection

Qantas Secret Revealed: Roswell Connection

A source close to a friend of a family member of a Qantas mechanics enthusiast revealed today that modern Qantas planes were reverse-engineered from technology salvaged from the crashed Roswell UFO. The existence of the UFO, which reportedly crashed in Nevada in 1947, was officially denied by the American government. However, many people believe that it actually occurred, and that the military...
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Funny story: McCain Rips Obama Over Possible End Of World

McCain Rips Obama Over Possible End Of World

Republican presidential candidate John McCain today sharply criticized his rival, Barack Obama, for having once advocated a policy that McCain said would've led to the end of the world. "My friends," McCain said, "if we had done as Senator Obama...
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Funny story: Apple iPhone Adds 3 Speed Vibrator

Apple iPhone Adds 3 Speed Vibrator

In an effort to increase sales among its female customers, Apple Inc. has introduced the new Apple iPhone Classic Touch Vibrator (CTV). In addition to all the usual iPhone features, the CTV also comes in 3 vibrating speeds for female enjoyment. Pr...
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Funny story: High School Musical 3 to tackle real issues

High School Musical 3 to tackle real issues

Waltfilms have revealed that the hotly anticipated 'High School Musical 3' will focus on realistic themes that will 'resonate better with the target audience.' Joe Robben, a press spokesman for Waltfilms worldwide, told us 'Setting it in Dundee gi...
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Funny story: Major Earthquake Hits San Francisco

Major Earthquake Hits San Francisco

Berkeley PRSFI, August 2010: Two years of diligent effort have restored the infrastructure of San Francisco Island to its former greatness. The big one finally hit the city of San Francisco in the middle of the summer of 2008. This earthquake measur...
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Funny story: FLDS dog cloner McKinney 'wanted for buggery to fund false leg for horse'

FLDS dog cloner McKinney 'wanted for buggery to fund false leg for horse'

Tennessee - (Fundamentalist Ass Mess): FLDS nutter Joyce McKinney, 69, who entered the record books by having her pet God's Rottweiler pup cloned by madcap Korean scientists, is on Tennessee's Most Wanted List on buggery charges related to funding a...
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Funny story: Food Police Raid Fast Food Joint

Food Police Raid Fast Food Joint

Los Angeles CA, August 11, 2008: Officers of the LAPD raided Harry's Colossal Burger Emporium on Vine Street tonight. This fast food restaurant is illegal and must close in accordance with a newly passed LA City Council resolution. Activist Libera...
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Funny story: Baked Beans Price Hits 60-Year High

Baked Beans Price Hits 60-Year High

There was chaos in the financial markets today, when the price of one of the world's most popular commodities - Baked Beans - hit a 60-year high, which was brilliant news for investors. Beans, made from haricot beans, are the staple diet of all 60...
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