There were 687 spoof news stories published in August 2008. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Sarah Palin Nude? Democrats Dig for Dirt

Sarah Palin Nude? Democrats Dig for Dirt

Democratic political operatives have already started digging for dirt on Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. John McCain announced her as his choice for Vice-President on Friday, and the spin doctors are on the hunt. Palin's experience in beauty pageants...
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Funny story: Lady Samantha Four-Bums Wins Olympic Beach Volley Ball Pairs By Herself!

Lady Samantha Four-Bums Wins Olympic Beach Volley Ball Pairs By Herself!

While the world watched the American porn stars Misty May-Crack and her partner Alyssa Alps tear their half naked way through the Beach Volley Ball Olympics, no one expected that a British Noble would grab the gold. But Lady Samantha Four-Bums brough...
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Funny story: Big Foot Discovered in Sasquatch Georgia

Big Foot Discovered in Sasquatch Georgia

Sasquatch, Georgia (IPP) _ The search for Big Foot is over. A Georgia man has collected the one-million dollar reward that was offered to the first person to prove that Big Foot really exists. Jimmy McClure was driving south on Highway 41 in cen...
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Funny story: The Curse Of The Last Of The Summer Wine

The Curse Of The Last Of The Summer Wine

Actor Stephen Lewis today revealed why he left the popular BBC comedy series "The Last Of The Summer Wine". This show written by Roy Clarke has been running continuously since it began back in 1973 and remains popular Sunday teatime viewing due to it...
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Funny story: Wow! Sexy, Former Beauty Queen, Sarah Palin, Alaskan Governor, Picked By McCain As Choice For Veep Spot!

Wow! Sexy, Former Beauty Queen, Sarah Palin, Alaskan Governor, Picked By McCain As Choice For Veep Spot!

!Hot D.C.!---Exclusive! It's the strangest Presidential race ever, but here it is. John McCain, on the heels of Barack Obama's Greek Spectacle last night, just short of togas, grapes, wine, exotic foods, and mini-orgies in the back room at the Invesc...
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Funny story: Harry Potter star Emma Watson discovers two lumps on her chest

Harry Potter star Emma Watson discovers two lumps on her chest

Harry Potter star Emma Watson today made the shocking discovery of lumps on her chest. Rushed to her local GP by a distraught mother, clutching only a BUPA membership certificate, the starlet, managing to bypass the ex-World War 2 Kamp Kommandant...
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Funny story: Gold Medal Chinese Women's Gymnastics Team Disqualified Due To Age

Gold Medal Chinese Women's Gymnastics Team Disqualified Due To Age

The Chinese Women's Gymnastics Team took the Olympic Gold Medal in the team competition, but has been disqualified due to the falsification of the ages of some of the team members. News sources had reported several days ago that at least three membe...
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Funny story: Big Foot Myth Shattered

Big Foot Myth Shattered

Mount Palomar, California (IPP) - Scientist in charge of the Big Foot examination have good and bad news for a public anxiously awaiting to get ahold of any little scrap of information that they can get regarding the resolution of the Big Foot contro...
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Funny story: Solar Cycle 24 Canceled - Ham Radio Operators Furious

Solar Cycle 24 Canceled - Ham Radio Operators Furious

Dayton, Ohio (IPP) - The next solar cycle was assigned the number 24 but has been canceled by the International Astronomical Union (IAU). Scientists were able to predict that this cycle would have been 30% to 50% stronger than the previous solar cyc...
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Funny story: Gay Chubby Dating A Hit With Chubby Gay Men

Gay Chubby Dating A Hit With Chubby Gay Men

Literary fat homosexual men are celebrating today, having found the website of their dreams: TheSpoof.com, a satirical news website with a more-than-average number of gay subscribers. Many benders found the site through a gay dating agency Gay Chu...
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Funny story: Emma Watson shocked that Daniel Radcliffe tried to get into her pants

Emma Watson shocked that Daniel Radcliffe tried to get into her pants

In a story that nearly blew the world of show-business away, or at least nearly blew the stuff Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse sniff away, Harry Potter lead star Daniel Radcliffe has today shocked fellow Potter star Emma Watson. Emma explained:...
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Funny story: Butt Naked Strippers Create Art in Iowa

Butt Naked Strippers Create Art in Iowa

Hamburg, Iowa, USA [did not make that up], Aug 1, 2008: a judge ruled nude dancing at a bar is an "art form" protected by a specific exception to the "public indecent exposure law." How kewl is that? Now the patrons at strip clubs are actually art...
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Funny story: Federer Blames Gavin Rossdale For Loss Of Form

Federer Blames Gavin Rossdale For Loss Of Form

Roger Federer has blamed his recent decline in form on Bush singer Gavin Rossdale, in an astonishing interview with Swiss newspaper Cheese & Cuckoo Clocks daily. Federer, who has lost the number one spot to Nadal, stated that Rossdale was '...
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Funny story: Agger's Blue Blue Tattoo

Agger's Blue Blue Tattoo

Following Daniel Agger's failure to feature for Liverpool thus far in their Premier league campaign, the club's official spokesman Ben Dodd has issued a statement amid claims the danish defender was photographed playing frisbee on Fistral beach durin...
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Funny story: Fake Alien Invasion Planned For 2012

Fake Alien Invasion Planned For 2012

The secretive occult following bankers, that are the real runners of the planet, are planning a fake alien invasion for the 2012 London Olympic Games. They will try to con everyone in the world that the invaders must be worshiped like gods, while...
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Funny story: Bigfoot Trackers Find Bigfoot Costume in Georgia Mountains

Bigfoot Trackers Find Bigfoot Costume in Georgia Mountains

Palo Alto, CA -- Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer held a Saturday news conference and showed photos of a massive 7 foot, 7 inch Bigfoot costume they claim they found while Bigfoot hunting in he Northern Georgia mountains. "It's a genuine Bigfoot cost...
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Funny story: German farmer gets double penis implant

German farmer gets double penis implant

A German farmer who lost his penis in a accident, has become the first man ever to receive a double penis implant. The farmer lost his original penis, when his wife discovered that he had engaged in bestiality with sheep and goats and mutilated...
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Funny story: Jade Goody furious with Christina Applegate

Jade Goody furious with Christina Applegate

Jade goody, the cockney queen of reality TV has launched a bitter tirade at Christina Applegate who chose to announce her double mastectomy at the same time as Goody announced her cervical cancer. "That mouthy tart stole my publicity", opined Good...
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Funny story: Clooney "Judy Finnigan's Tits have Ruined my Love Life"

Clooney "Judy Finnigan's Tits have Ruined my Love Life"

In a sensational outburst on UK television, enigmatic commitment phobic George Clooney has revealed that he hasn't had an orgasm with a woman since the Millenium. Clooney (47), the second sexiest man on the planet whose thumbs are reportedly insu...
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Funny story: Palin Had Her Daughter's Baby by John McCain!

Palin Had Her Daughter's Baby by John McCain!

Repub Candie VPiLF Sarah Palin, former beauty queen and snowmobile mogul, apparently made believe she was pregnant for the fifth time after keeping the make believe pregnancy a secret for seven months to protect her daughter from the disgrace of bear...
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Funny story: 2008 Olympic Swimming Drugs Scandal

2008 Olympic Swimming Drugs Scandal

There was controversy in the Olympic pool in Beijing today, when, after US paddler Michael Phelps' disputed victory in the 100m Butterfly final, the first swimming drugs scandal of the 2008 Games surfaced. Phelps won, but afterwards, eighty-four...
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Funny story: Rooney's Nigerian Granny Shag-a-thon

Rooney's Nigerian Granny Shag-a-thon

Serial granny shagging, Football fat boy Wayne Rooney has been up to his old tricks again while in Nigeria. After returning to England, Wayne was said to have picked up a "stomach bug" from the local cuisine! But we can exclusively reveal it wa...
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Funny story: Bush Gets Bronze at Women's Beach Volley Ball!

Bush Gets Bronze at Women's Beach Volley Ball!

US worst president ever George W Bush embarrassed himself and his nation as usual when he met with the Olympic champion US Beach volley ball gold medalists. The ladies still in their necessarily brief and revealing uniforms attempted to respectfully...
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Funny story: Phelps' 12,000 Calorie Diet Just Made Me a Fat Fuck!

Phelps' 12,000 Calorie Diet Just Made Me a Fat Fuck!

Sports writers have been celebrating the 12,000 calorie diet that has made Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps perhaps the greatest aquatic athlete in history. When spoofster, Pointillius Pointer read about the swimmer's eating regimen leading up to the O...
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Funny story: After Success of Beach Volleyball, WNBA Adopts White Bikinis

After Success of Beach Volleyball, WNBA Adopts White Bikinis

Due to the success of the U.S. Beach Volleyball team (gold medal in the Olympics and over 100 straight victories), the WNBA (Women's National Basketball Association) has decided to adopt the uniform of Misty May-Traenor and Kerri Walsh. From now on,...
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Funny story: England vs Czech Republic: The day English Football finally lost its soul.

England vs Czech Republic: The day English Football finally lost its soul.

In news that will enrage English Soccer fans throughout the world David Beckham is the only first team regular who has made himself available to play the friendly at the new Wembley stadium on Wednesday night. Naked save for a tight pair of Armani...
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Funny story: DeGeneres - Nigella Ruined My Wedding

DeGeneres - Nigella Ruined My Wedding

Friends of celebrity lesbians Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi report that the rug-munching pair are "outraged" that their star spangled celebrity wedding on Saturday was "ruined" when British raven-haired temptress, Nigella Lawson, ate one of Hil...
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Funny story: Tom Daley In Trouble Over Untidy Bedroom

Tom Daley In Trouble Over Untidy Bedroom

Teenage British Olympic diver Tom Daley is in hot water with his mum over the terrible state of his bedroom. Tom has been away with the British squad in Beijing for the last month, and, according to mum Debbie: "left his room in a right state!"...
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Funny story: Berbatov Transfer Scandal As 'Body Double' Found

Berbatov Transfer Scandal As 'Body Double' Found

Dimitar Berbatov, the unsettled Tottenham striker, is at the centre of Fraud allegations tonight, after a 'body double' of the moody Bulgarian was found in a North London factory. Berbatov has been a target for Manchester United recently, and it w...
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Funny story: 2008 Olympic Cycling Chaos As Mens 4000m Keirin Won By Durney Bike

2008 Olympic Cycling Chaos As Mens 4000m Keirin Won By Durney Bike

There was mayhem at the Laoshan Velodrome in Beijing today when, in the Olympic Mens Keirin cycling event, the riders were surprised by a shock breakaway by the Durney Bike, which sped away from the main field to take the gold medal. The Durney Bi...
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Funny story: Hannah Montana Arrested For DUI

Hannah Montana Arrested For DUI

Rock star Hannah Montana was arrested for DUI in Hollywood on Saturday night. Police indicated that her blood alcohol content was 0.09, just over the legal limit. Officials from Bob Disney Studios were quick to deny the reports, noting that Hanna...
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Funny story: Usain Bolt In Possible Medal-Stripping Scandal

Usain Bolt In Possible Medal-Stripping Scandal

Usain Bolt, the fastest man on Earth, could be stripped of his Olympic 100m sprint gold medal after it was discovered that his name is an anagram of the silly word 'Ablutions'. Bolt, 21, is from Jamaica, where the standard way of telling someone t...
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Funny story: Patsy Kensit Who Do You Think You Are?

Patsy Kensit Who Do You Think You Are?

Actress Patsy Kensit has said she was so upset to find her grandfather had a stutter on TV show Who Do You Think You Are? that she lost all interest in personal hygiene and even stopped shaving her Dexter Blackstock. The Holby City star told the R...
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Funny story: Chinese Olympic gymnasts really third trimester fetuses, claims IOC

Chinese Olympic gymnasts really third trimester fetuses, claims IOC

Beijing, China - In a display of unprecedented backbone ever shown by the International Olympic Committee (IOC) in recent years, the IOC announced today that it intends to launch a formal investigation into the alleged violation of its rules by the p...
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Funny story: Woman has 200 Orgasms a day

Woman has 200 Orgasms a day

Gorgeous Sarah Taylor is a 200-a-day orgasm girl who gets good, good, good vibrations from almost anything. The rumble of a train on the tracks, the purr of a hairdryer, a wolf whistle from an off duty housing officer are all enough to make her go oh...
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Funny story: Dimitar Berbatov Joins Bulgarian Royal Ballet

Dimitar Berbatov Joins Bulgarian Royal Ballet

Dimitar Berbatov, the troubled Tottenham striker, has astonished White Hart Lane officials by signing transfer forms with, not as expected, Manchester United, but with the Bulgarian Royal Ballet. Berbatov travelled to Bulgaria this afternoon to co...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin supports creationism

Sarah Palin supports creationism

Vice President hopeful Sarah Palin has admitted that she believes creationism should be taught in schools. The Alaskan Senator picked as a running mate by John McCain said 'Yeah sure why not? Creationism deserves to be taught alongside evolution.
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Funny story: Llama Song Rewritten for Obama

Llama Song Rewritten for Obama

The infamous Llama song has been rewritten with new lyrics and is now posted, near the annoying standard, on You Tube. The new song is about Barack Obama and repeats itself, over and over, without stopping (just like the original). Kitty Collins,...
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Funny story: Queen Has A Go At Gurning

Queen Has A Go At Gurning

Her Majesty the Queen surprised onlookers during a visit to the Cumbrian town of Whitehaven last week, when she met the World Gurning champion Tommy Mattinson, and outgurned him. The Queen was there to "see how the poor people lived", her interest...
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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders New Video To Feature Shaven George Michael

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders New Video To Feature Shaven George Michael

A brand-new promotional video recorded by the sexy Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders to be released in September features the ex-pop star George Michael without his trademark camp beard. Mr Michael, who is the partner of Kenny Goss, the former Dallas ch...
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Funny story: Michael Phelps Refuses to Endorse Viagra

Michael Phelps Refuses to Endorse Viagra

Michael Phelps, who recently won 8 Olympic Gold Medals at the Chinese games, has been signed to endorse over 52 products in television commercials and print advertising. He will be featured on boxes of Wheaties, in ads for soft drinks, in spots for...
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Funny story: Shilpa Shetty blames Jade Goody's 'landfill site' vagina for medical woes

Shilpa Shetty blames Jade Goody's 'landfill site' vagina for medical woes

Mumbai - (Tasteless Crap Mess): Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty has hinted that 'having a vagina like a landfill site' is more likely than bad karma to be responsible for Celebrity Big Racist ranter Jade Goody's medical woes. The Big Boss star tol...
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Funny story: National Hurricane Center Issues Ebonic Names for 2009

National Hurricane Center Issues Ebonic Names for 2009

Coral Gables, Miami (IPP) - The National Hurricane Center (NHC) in Coral Gables, Florida announced this morning that Ebonic names will be given to hurricanes in 2009. They have decided to do this in the interest of maintaining a fair and balanced...
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Funny story: 'Dear' Deirdre loses memory stick - thousands of letters stolen

'Dear' Deirdre loses memory stick - thousands of letters stolen

Deirdre Rachid, the famous 'Dear Deirdre' agony aunt of downmarket tabloid 'The Sun' has admitted losing a memory stick containing the personal problems of thousands of readers. Names and addresses were included in the data and it is thought to be wo...
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Funny story: Alaska UFO buzzes Sarah Palin's gubernatorial mansion

Alaska UFO buzzes Sarah Palin's gubernatorial mansion

Juneau, Alaska - (Frozen Ass Mess): A skull and crossbones-emblazoned UFO buzzed the Wassilla home of Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin. Moments earlier GOP presidential wannabe John McCain had just announced that the 44 year-old ex beauty queen is th...
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Funny story: Mark Spitz Challenges Michael Phelps to Race

Mark Spitz Challenges Michael Phelps to Race

Upset with the huge success of Michael Phelps at this year's Olympic games and the fact that all of his one time world records have fallen, former swimmer Mark Spitz has decided to come out of retirement and challenge Michael Phelps to a race. Spi...
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Funny story: Windows System 7 'nothing like' Macintosh System 7 says Ballmer

Windows System 7 'nothing like' Macintosh System 7 says Ballmer

Microsoft have disputed claims that Windows 7, the proposed follow up to Vista, is anything like the Macintosh system launched in 1991. 'For starters it won't run on a Mac (unless it's one of those dual boot things)' said CEO Steve Ballmer ' We ar...
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Funny story: Denver UFO rattles Obama amid paper's 'JFK Jr faked death' claims

Denver UFO rattles Obama amid paper's 'JFK Jr faked death' claims

Denver, Colorado - (Extraterrestrial Mess): A mystery UFO buzzed Denver's Pepsi Center today amid breaking headlines in a Californian celeb paper claiming John F Kennedy Junior faked his fatal 1999 airplane crash. The La FagHagSlagMag story broke...
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Funny story: VP-ILF Candie Sarah Palin Played Skin Flute for McCain

VP-ILF Candie Sarah Palin Played Skin Flute for McCain

Every beauty pageant contestant has to have two big things in her favor. besides those two "Reasons" there is also the talent contest. Some do card tricks. Others sinf opera. While still more twirl and stroke batons. Sarah Palin played the flu...
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Funny story: Al Gore, Britney Spears in Dukes of Hazzard II

Al Gore, Britney Spears in Dukes of Hazzard II

Former Vice-President Al Gore and Britney Spears will join the cast of the upcoming Dukes of Hazzard II. Gore will play Boss Hogg while Spears will appear as Daisy Duke's identical twin cousin. Al Gore's participation in the film is conditioned on...
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Funny story: Spoof writer plays McCain blinder

Spoof writer plays McCain blinder

London - (Ass Mess): A veteran Spoof! writer has been revealed as a top secret White House campaign strategist to GOP presidential wannabe John McCain. Queen Mudder's 13 May 2008 Spoof! news story predicted Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin would be s...
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Funny story: Bigfoot Named President of Georgia and Makes Peace With Russia

Bigfoot Named President of Georgia and Makes Peace With Russia

TBILISI, Georgia (FMLiveWire) - A Bigfoot from the Caucasus Mountains has been named President of Georgia and has made peace in the recent war between Russia with the breakaway Georgian states and the government of Georgia. The Bigfoot, who insist...
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Funny story: Gary Glitter lands in UK - signs up for Big Brother

Gary Glitter lands in UK - signs up for Big Brother

Gary Glitter, the seventies pop star turned paedophile, returned to the UK for the first time in over ten years today and immediately penned a deal with makers of failing reality show Big Brother. "It's a good career move for me" said Glitter "I s...
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Funny story: Michael Phelps Has Had His Ass Slapped By George Bush

Michael Phelps Has Had His Ass Slapped By George Bush

Michael Phelps, the star of the Beijing Olympics after his record-breaking 8 gold medals in the swimming pool, has admitted that he owes much of his success to President George Bush, who slapped his ass before he left for China. Bush, who also sla...
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Funny story: Dear Paraphernalia4Yourgenitalia.cum: Does recircumcision stimulate penis growth?

Dear Paraphernalia4Yourgenitalia.cum: Does recircumcision stimulate penis growth?

Dear P4YG, Is it true that in the same way that frequent hair cutting brings in longer and thicker hair( you should see the hedge upon my mons pubis from early and often weed wacking!), a recircumcision brin gs the penis back in larger and wider than life size? BIGBUSH n lil dick Dear Mr President and Vice, First let me say how honored and sexsually pleased I am to have the abstinence only...
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Funny story: Apple iPhone Adds 3 Speed Vibrator

Apple iPhone Adds 3 Speed Vibrator

In an effort to increase sales among its female customers, Apple Inc. has introduced the new Apple iPhone Classic Touch Vibrator (CTV). In addition to all the usual iPhone features, the CTV also comes in 3 vibrating speeds for female enjoyment. Pr...
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Funny story: Man with world's biggest penis admits he has trouble keeping it in his pants.

Man with world's biggest penis admits he has trouble keeping it in his pants.

Life might not be all sunshine and roses for someone as well-endowed as Cyril Clitlicker. The man famous for having a 36inch willy confesses that his exceptionally large manhood often gets him into serious trouble. Cyril was answering questions at...
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Funny story: Eyeglass Industry Booms As Sarah Palin Is Nominated for Vice-President

Eyeglass Industry Booms As Sarah Palin Is Nominated for Vice-President

Thanks to John McCain, a Four-Eye is at the forefront of the American political scene. "We're ecstatic," declared one executive of an eyeglass manufacturing firm. "Sarah Palin is showing the world you can be gorgeous and also wear eyeglasses. Sh...
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Funny story: Pythoner Michael "Sarah" Palin Lands Republican VP Slot!

Pythoner Michael "Sarah" Palin Lands Republican VP Slot!

Every Monty Python lover across the globe got a kick out of the cross dressing and falsettoed comic antics of the all male troop of British absurdists.No one including fellow Pyton vets like John Cleese and Terry Gilliam knew that Michael Palin had m...
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Funny story: Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty Sing "Welcome Home" To Gary Glitter

Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty Sing "Welcome Home" To Gary Glitter

Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty have just recorded a single for immediate release. They have covered the 1973 number one hit by Peters and Lee - "Welcome Home" and with the expected outcry from the British media to help it along, it is expected to be...
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Funny story: Olympic Taekwondo Cheating Scandal - War With China Looms

Olympic Taekwondo Cheating Scandal - War With China Looms

More Olympic scandal today, in the Taekwondo arena this time, with British girl Sarah Stevenson being the victim of the judges' incompetence, as she lost to, you guessed it, a Chinese competitor. Sarah was trailing 1-0 with just seconds of her mat...
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Funny story: Olympics Closing Ceremony To Include Ritual Animal Sacrifices

Olympics Closing Ceremony To Include Ritual Animal Sacrifices

The Closing Ceremony at the Beijing Olympics is to be an all-singing, all-dancing extravaganza which will also include a wonderful fireworks display, and the ritual sacrifice of 2008 chickens and 8 bulls. 8 is a lucky number in China, but not for...
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Funny story: Democratic National Convention Reveals Obama As Anti-Christ

Democratic National Convention Reveals Obama As Anti-Christ

The Democratic National Convention opened with the Revelation that their nominee Barack Obama is the Anti-Christ. Delegates, Super Delegates, and other party members and press cheered at the announcement that their charismatic candidate was the rebi...
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Funny story: Massive Changes in the Alcohol Laws by 2010

Massive Changes in the Alcohol Laws by 2010

Self extinguishing cigarettes that go out in 60 seconds if they are not smoked will become compulsory across Europe within three years. A new EU ruling will force tobacco companies to use fire retardant paper in all cigarettes by 2011 in a bid to cut...
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Funny story: New Olympic Scandal As Usain Bolt Discovered To Be A Cyberdyne Systems Model 101

New Olympic Scandal As Usain Bolt Discovered To Be A Cyberdyne Systems Model 101

Usain Bolt, the Olympic 100m champion, is at the centre of a new row today, after it was revealed by members of Beijing's official doping team, that the Jamaican is actually a cyborg. According to the dopists, Bolt, who, on Saturday, broke the Wor...
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Funny story: It's official - Julie Moult is an idiot

It's official - Julie Moult is an idiot

Julie Moult, a 'journalist' from right-wing rag The Daily Mail has been exposed as a grade 'A' idiot, according to the Internet today. Following up on her award winning stories such as 'Nazi racoons on warpath' she wrote a poorly researched piece...
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Funny story: Prince William: I want a tattoo.

Prince William: I want a tattoo.

Prince William is desperate to get a tattoo - but worries girlfriend Kate Middleton would think it was "chavvy". Wills, 26, told Navy pals he wanted a huge inking on his back like England star David Beckham, who has a giant angel. But the Prince s...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton pulling ahead in penis fencing completion for Obama's V.P. pick

Hillary Clinton pulling ahead in penis fencing completion for Obama's V.P. pick

Washington, DC - Topping the short list of political contenders to share in the Democratic Party's Barack Obama Presidential ticket as vice president, Hillary Clinton has surprisingly pulled ahead in the penis fencing competition secretly held behind...
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Funny story: Floozy In Red Shoes Flirts With Men, Causing Hard-ons

Floozy In Red Shoes Flirts With Men, Causing Hard-ons

A woman in red stiletto-heeled shoes flirted with shoppers in a busy Staffordshire high street today, drawing admiring stares from desperate men, and causing widespread hard-ons. The woman in her thirties, emerged from one of the town's many chari...
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Funny story: Facebook To Face Challenge From Facebutt

Facebook To Face Challenge From Facebutt

Facebook, the internet social networking site is to face a strong challenge from its newest rival Facebutt. * The new site is similar to Facebook, but with the added quirk of asking members to post a picture of their bottoms instead of their faces...
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Funny story: Drinking Age Lowered To Eleven

Drinking Age Lowered To Eleven

CHICAGO - At a meeting here of American college and university presidents, a motion was made and passed to lower the drinking age to 11. "At first the drinking age was 18. Then it was raised to 21, and caused a lot of resentment," stated Dr. Robe...
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Funny story: Cyrus Re-Exposed!

Cyrus Re-Exposed!

Miley Cyrus has been embroiled in another photographic fiasco, this time courtesy of Bustler Magazine. The 15-year-old megastar will appear in a 3-month, 3-centerfold hardcore trilogy starting with the December Christmas issue. "Miley had no id...
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Funny story: Dog the Bounty Hunter to Track Down UK Benefit Cheats

Dog the Bounty Hunter to Track Down UK Benefit Cheats

Department of Work and Pensions minister James Plaskitt, has defended Government plans to appoint mullet-headed Hawaiian crime fighter Dog Chapman and his enormous-breasted wife Beth, as figureheads of a new initiative to track down benefit cheats.
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Funny story: Coxswain with artificial voice not allowed to compete at games

Coxswain with artificial voice not allowed to compete at games

Garry Montorsi's dreams of competing in the Beijing Games as a coxswain for the Canadian men's heavy weight eight rowing team came to an end yesterday morning. The Olympic Governing Body (OGB) ruled that the device Montorsi uses to speak, because...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Claims Scottish Ancestry

Michael Jackson Claims Scottish Ancestry

Popstar Michael Jackson has amazed people in Scotland on his 50th birthday, by following up his new album of Rabbie Burns' cover versions, with his amazing declaration that he, himself, is a Scot. Jackson claims that his ancestors were part of the...
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Funny story: Fart to Gold in London 2012

Fart to Gold in London 2012

Olympic Chiefs have decided to include Farting into the London 2012 Olympic Games. The Olympic Panel Committee agreed unanimously that if they were going to have silly events like Gymnastic Ribbon Twirling & Synchronized Swimming in the Olympi...
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Funny story: Fat people to power giant hamster wheels

Fat people to power giant hamster wheels

HEALTH and energy chiefs have unveiled a plan to make fat people power turbines by forcing them to run in giant hamster wheels. Government research teams from the Department of Health and the Department of Energy joined forces and spent five month...
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Funny story: Anton Du Beke now "considerably camper" than 2007

Anton Du Beke now "considerably camper" than 2007

A survey conducted by independent watchdog "Mincewatch" suggests that snake-hipped entertainer Anton Du Beke is now 'considerably more gay' than he was during the 2007 series of 'Strictly Come Dancing'. In his first solo show for the BBC, 'Step U...
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Funny story: Roger Federer Visits Witch Doctor in Kenya

Roger Federer Visits Witch Doctor in Kenya

Kenya - In an attempt to exercise the bad spirits of his worst year in tennis since he turned 20, Roger Federer has visited a remote village in Kenya. There he sought out the advice of a tribal witch Dr. nicknamed "Mongo". According to local sourc...
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Funny story: Vivienne Westwood And Stella McCartney To Oversee 'Changing Of The Guards' Bearskin Hats Change

Vivienne Westwood And Stella McCartney To Oversee 'Changing Of The Guards' Bearskin Hats Change

Weird 'fashion' designers Vivienne Westwood, 98, and Stella McCartney have been asked by an Animal Rights group to redesign the bearskin hats worn by the sentry guards at Buckingham Palace. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PEfETHIC) is...
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Funny story: McCain Scores with MILF VP!

McCain Scores with MILF VP!

Antediluvian Repub candie Johnny McC has scored big time with Alaskan Governor, former village mayor , beauty queen and present day big time MILF as his Vice Presidential choice. Desperate for some feeble sign of life , the half dead senior citiz...
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Funny story: John McCain Chooses Bigfoot As Running Mate

John McCain Chooses Bigfoot As Running Mate

Aug. 25, 2008 - In an attempt to deflect American voters' attention from the Democratic Party Convention, John McCain today announced his Vice Presidential running mate. With Barack Obama having named Joseph Biden two days ago, McCain named Bigfoot,...
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Funny story: Kim Carnes Returns with "Marty Feldman Eyes"

Kim Carnes Returns with "Marty Feldman Eyes"

Anybody remember one hit wonder Kim Carnes? You know, that gravel voiced masculine looking blonde woman who had a huge hit in the early 80's with "Bette Davis Eyes"? Well, according to the latest issue of Boredbill magazine, she is making a comeback.
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Funny story: Jack Nicholson livid at ex-CIA spook's Angelina Jolie, Sen John Edwards paternity claims

Jack Nicholson livid at ex-CIA spook's Angelina Jolie, Sen John Edwards paternity claims

Los Angeles - (Overactive Prostate Gland Mess): Hollywood's top cold war lothario and random inseminator of pointless randy women Jack Nicholson is spitting venom. A former top CIA official says Bill Clinton ordered a cover-up of the Cuckoo's Nest...
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Funny story: George Michael "Cocks Up" in Manchester

George Michael "Cocks Up" in Manchester

In the latest embarrassing chapter in the saga of George Michael's dropped bollocks, the swarthy '80s popster reportedly forgot that he was supposed to be performing at his farewell concert at London's Earls Court on Sunday and had to be dragged from...
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Funny story: McCain Introduces Sarah Palin as Running Mate

McCain Introduces Sarah Palin as Running Mate

DAYTON, Ohio - Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain introduced his running mate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, at a raucous rally Friday, praising her "well groomed cuticles " and "skill" in arranging matching outfits." "She is exactly w...
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Funny story: George Michael to Film New Police Video in Manchester

George Michael to Film New Police Video in Manchester

The city of Manchester is bracing itself for an influx of over 250,000 uniformed lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender police from 16 forces across the UK this weekend when George Michael shoots the video for his forthcoming single "Wake Me Up Befor...
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Funny story: Michael Phelps's flipper like feet are turning Green, as they inspire fuel-efficient outboard motor design to propel small sea going vessels

Michael Phelps's flipper like feet are turning Green, as they inspire fuel-efficient outboard motor design to propel small sea going vessels

Seattle, Washington - "As soon as Michael Phelps returns from the 2008 Summer Olympic in Beijing China, a cast of his feet will be made," said a spokesman for Phelps; seemingly the announcement confirms the rumor that Phelps's flipper like feet are t...
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Funny story: Swastika shaped UFO attacks Balmoral Castle

Swastika shaped UFO attacks Balmoral Castle

Ballybollox, Scotland - (Extraterrestrial Mess): The Queen is in a catatonic state after a mystery craft buzzed Balimmoral Castle's seamy Colditz Wing last night. SAS officers said a menacing swastika shaped UFO fired a series of mean-spirited las...
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Funny story: Dixie Chicks Consider Being Ashamed of Something Else

Dixie Chicks Consider Being Ashamed of Something Else

The Dixie Chicks, who got into some trouble in 2003 when their lead singer Natalie Maines told a London audience that they were ashamed that George Bush was from Texas, are considering an new source of shame for an upcoming tour. "I mean, George...
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Funny story: Gary Glitoris sex offender register signature up on eBay for £1 million

Gary Glitoris sex offender register signature up on eBay for £1 million

London - (Lurid Ass Mess): Sordid ex-glamrock sex offender Gary Glitter's signature on the UK's Register of Seriously Deranged Wackos has been offered up for auction for £1 million. "This is a classic autograph collector's item," the auction site'...
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Funny story: Jamaican Runners Caught Doping with Dope

Jamaican Runners Caught Doping with Dope

In a sad day for Jamaica, the country's entire Olympic track team was disqualified and stripped of their medals. Several runners tested positive for a banned substance - ganja. So far no one has disclosed which athletes tested positive. Usain Bolt...
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Funny story: Sheffield United Forced To Make Nickname Change, So Angry About It They Could "Stab People"

Sheffield United Forced To Make Nickname Change, So Angry About It They Could "Stab People"

Kevin McCabe, Chairman of Sheffield United Football Club, publicly stated his "disgust" today upon being informed that the government has demanded the club change its nickname. A spokesman for Jacqui Smith, the Home Secretary, said this evening that...
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Funny story: Jeremy Kyle "Went Beserk" on X-Factor

Jeremy Kyle "Went Beserk" on X-Factor

It has been revealed that the twin brother of baby-faced bigot Jeremy Kyle has been standing in for the popular moralist on his daytime "trial by television" show since May, when he was admitted to celebrity health farm The Priory after a nervous bre...
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Funny story: Rice For Cambodia Campaign Launched

Rice For Cambodia Campaign Launched

Today, a new charity was launched to provide rice for Cambodia, and its organisers cleverly called it Rice For Cambodia. The charity aims to encourage Cambodians to grow and harvest rice, and then send it to America and Australia, where Americans...
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Funny story: Carol Vorderman Sacked for Cheating?

Carol Vorderman Sacked for Cheating?

Consonant, Y... Vowel, O... Consonant, Y... Vowel, O... Consonant, Y... Vowel, O...Consonant, Y... Vowel, O... Consonant, Y. That's...YOYOYOYOY. A good question; why oh why did Carol Vorderman decide to leave channel 4's long-running quiz show, count...
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Funny story: Manchester United Star Vidic A Keen Trainspotter

Manchester United Star Vidic A Keen Trainspotter

Manchester United's 26-year-old Serbian centre-half Nemanja Vidic has been talking about his love for the Northern capital and his favourite pastime when he isn't playing football - the ancient English art of Trainspotting. Vidic told Russian jour...
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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI Names Three New Saints

Pope Benedict XVI Names Three New Saints

Vatican City-- Pope Benedict named three new saints today in a ceremony at Vatican City. The three are the first new saints of the 21st Century and reflect our modern society. Roman Catholics believe saints are intermediaries between God and man and...
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Funny story: Oxygen Addiction

Oxygen Addiction

Following X Files star David Duchovny's admittance to a clinic for Sex Addicts, his former X Files Co-Star Gillian Anderson admitted in a frank interview, that unless she has a regular fix of oxygen, she will die. The Bleak House star admitted the...
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Funny story: British Boxer James DeGale Is Little Brother Of Big Brother Alex

British Boxer James DeGale Is Little Brother Of Big Brother Alex

British Olympic middleweight boxer James DeGale won through to the final of his event today, and guaranteed himself at least a silver medal when he fights Cuba's Emilio Correa tomorrow, but faces an even sterner task on his return from Beijing. De...
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