Funny story: Fans Told to Seek Help For Amy Winehouse Addiction

Fans Told to Seek Help For Amy Winehouse Addiction

Fans of the pint-sized Brit singer, Amy Winehouse, have been urged by do-gooders to seek medical help over their addiction to news about the star.
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Funny story: Larry Birkhead, Howard K Stern and Judge Larry Seidlin in gay three-way porno video shag-in

Larry Birkhead, Howard K Stern and Judge Larry Seidlin in gay three-way porno video shag-in

New York - (Ass Mess): An explosive new Anna Nicole Smith book says that the father of her baby Dannielynn - Larry Birkhead - along with her former lawyer cum business partner Howard K Stern and Florida Judge Larry Seidlin were captured in a gay thre...
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Funny story: Now we are Greek.....

Now we are Greek.....

London - (Ass Mess): At last the douchebag 40-something bastard son of George W Bush and a former UK social worker has finally wormed his way out into the limelight as a self-invented Greek tycoon shoring up the London property market and bidding to...
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Funny story: Dear Mars; An Angry Letter

Dear Mars; An Angry Letter

I'm sure some of you will of picked up on this crazy term, 'Funsize' and were outraged by it. The following is a draft letter to Mars.
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Funny story: She ain't Hillary, she's Lyndon Johnson's daughter

She ain't Hillary, she's Lyndon Johnson's daughter

Washington - (Ass Mess & ReUterus): Hillary Rodham Clinton isn't Hillary Rodham Clinton - she's Lyndon B Johnson's daughter Susan, according to a new book published today by Pierre Salinger's biographer.
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Funny story: Ron Paul Is Supposed To Be President

Ron Paul Is Supposed To Be President

South Texas, yesterday-- Here's what's in the news. Ron Paul wants us to have lower taxes, less government, and Ron Paul gives us more protection for our borders. The most important thing about the straw poll is: it was a rehearsal vote, so R...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods teaches Dick Van Dyke how to spin web

Tiger Woods teaches Dick Van Dyke how to spin web

Golf master Tiger Woods has taught "Mary Poppins" dancing fool Dick Van Dyke how to spin a spider web.
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Funny story: Bishop Desmond Tutu wins big in Las Vegas

Bishop Desmond Tutu wins big in Las Vegas

Former Chairman of South Africa's Truth and Reconciliation Commission, Bishop Desmond Tutu, struck it rich at the slot machines on a wild weekend in Vegas.
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Funny story: Princess Leia indulges in spot of torture

Princess Leia indulges in spot of torture

[4Q News report] -Princess Leia from the "Star Wars" movies, accepted an invitation to tortureFalong Gong members while visiting the Chinese Communist Party stronghold of V...
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Funny story: Matlock makes rare appearance to promote Lil Kim clothing line

Matlock makes rare appearance to promote Lil Kim clothing line

TV's "Matlock" turned up to promote Lil Kim's new fashion line for oversized short women.
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Funny story: Ron Paul nominated to become Vice President

Ron Paul nominated to become Vice President

Immediately following the violence at the Straw Poll for the Republican Party in Fort Worth Texas campaign advisors for Mitt Romney, Rudy Giuliani, and Fred Thompson gathered to discuss how to deal with the BlowBack generated by the YouTube Video p...
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Funny story: Survivorman Has Head Shrunken by Irate Natives

Survivorman Has Head Shrunken by Irate Natives

Quebec, Ontario (IP) - Survivorman Les Stroud was captured by irate natives of the Bongo Bongo tribe in the Amazon Jungle yesterday and had his head shrunken down to the size of an orange. They did not kill him, they just shrunk down his head.
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Funny story: Bush in Iraq Delivering Rubber Turkeys Again

Bush in Iraq Delivering Rubber Turkeys Again

Bagadad, Iraq (IP) - George Bush is back in Iraq today delivering a huge load of rubber turkeys for the troop's Thanksgiving dinner. They had enough room in Air Force One for each soldier to get his own turkey.
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Funny story: Vatican police officer committs suicide with three bullets to the head

Vatican police officer committs suicide with three bullets to the head

Vatican Shitty - (God's Banker Mess): A Vatican Police Corpse officer was found suicided today at a police barracks bathroom near the Sistine Chapel.
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Funny story: Voyeuristic pal of Lord Walker crashes through tanning salon ceiling

Voyeuristic pal of Lord Walker crashes through tanning salon ceiling

Chippenham, Wiltshire - (Ass Tanning Mess): Just days after former Thatcher cabinet minister Lord Walker admitted crashing through a Worcestershire couple's living room celing as they were sitting down to a cuppa and the six o'clock news on...
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Funny story: "Two hairs of the dog and a stiffener for our pal in the limo, landlord"

"Two hairs of the dog and a stiffener for our pal in the limo, landlord"

Soweto, South Africa - (Ass Mess): South African film studios are planning an updated 21st century remake of the 1956 classic Invasion of the Body Snatchers following an incident in Soweto this week.
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Funny story: Ann Coulter's rhetorical style praised by underachieving adolescent boys

Ann Coulter's rhetorical style praised by underachieving adolescent boys

Ann Coulter, the right-wing political commentator who is called "attractive" because she's one of the extremely few Republican women who doesn't have a bigger moustache than Saddam did, has found a new generation of admirers. And it...
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Funny story: Manchester United In 'For Sale' Shock

Manchester United In 'For Sale' Shock

Manchester United fans are in shock today after reports from people living near their Old Trafford ground spoke of having seen 'For Sale' notices outside the stadium.
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Funny story: Karl Rove Spotted in Paraguay

Karl Rove Spotted in Paraguay

After mysteriously disappearing from public sight 2 days ago, Karl Rove has succeeded in eluding angry Democratic Congressional leaders, and flocks of bloggers with cell phone cameras. Now, there have been 3 spottings of Rove in a remote part of Par...
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Funny story: Ron Paul Bigger Than Texas!

Ron Paul Bigger Than Texas!

3 Sep 07, HIGHLAND PARK, TX, USNA-- After winning the Texas GOP Straw Poll, presidential candidate Dr. Ron Paul was widely criticized for nonchalantly permitting T...
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Funny story: Senator Larry Craig Denies Resigning

Senator Larry Craig Denies Resigning

In a seemingly not uncommon political reversal, Senator Larry Craig (R - Idaho) held a press conference to address news reports he has resigned from the US Senate.
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Funny story: Clinton Elected at CFR Straw Poll; Ron Paul Shrugs

Clinton Elected at CFR Straw Poll; Ron Paul Shrugs

3 Sep 07 DAVOS, SWITZERLAND, EU-- After a cordial weekend of debates, The Spoof can reveal results from the quiet straw poll held this weekend by the Council on Foreign Relations (tip of the hat to anonymous delegate from Transylvania). In related ne...
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Funny story: Eco-friendly pope reinstates Inquisition for polluters

Eco-friendly pope reinstates Inquisition for polluters

LORETO, Italy (AFP) - Pope Benedict XVI hosted a colossal Catholic mass Sunday attended by half a million Italians, telling them to throw away their video games, burn their automobiles and use their cell phones to "take care of the environment.&...
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