Funny story: Repo man comes hammering on Madonna's country pile

Repo man comes hammering on Madonna's country pile

Wiltshire - (Real Estate Mess): Repossession documents for the immediate seizure of Madonna's Ascombe Manor country pile have been signed in the Chancery Division of the Royal Courts of Justice for enforcement this week.
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Funny story: Moose Found Hanging in New York Police Station

Moose Found Hanging in New York Police Station

Hempstead, NY - (Ass Mess): A moose has been found hanging in a New York suburban police department that prides itself on its eco-friendliness according to reports.
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Funny story: China cracks down on sexy bras; panties

China cracks down on sexy bras; panties

In an effort to stop men and women from procreating, the Chinese government has banned all television networks from showing provocative push-up bras and figure fitting underwear and has banned all stores from selling such items.
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Funny story: Princess Diana's wedding gown 'spurting droplets of blood' ahead of inquest

Princess Diana's wedding gown 'spurting droplets of blood' ahead of inquest

London - (Ass Mess): The fairytale wedding gown worn by Princess Diana has suddenly begun spurting droplets of blood like an iconinc Madonna painting ahead of Tuesday's inquest into her fatal car crash of 1997.
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Funny story: NY student's naked tampax protest snowballs

NY student's naked tampax protest snowballs

Grahamsville, New York - (BareAssCheek Mess & Reuterus): Police yesterday arrested a naked male student at the Tri-Valley High School who ran amok through the school premises wearing nothing but a a paper bag on his head.
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Funny story: Brits would never elect a leader that looks so much like Oswald Mosely

Brits would never elect a leader that looks so much like Oswald Mosely

London - (YouTosserGovPoll Mess): A poll to be published in this weekend's Tosser on Sunday tabloid says British voters are frightened of picking a man who looks the spitting image of British Union of Fascists leader Oswald Mosely.
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Funny story: Tony Bennett's Wife Is A Hottie!

Tony Bennett's Wife Is A Hottie!

(New York) - 80-year-old singer Tony Bennett is married to Susan Crow, a hottie more than 30 years younger, and a former NY school teacher.
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Funny story: Ian Huntley Prevented From Killing Himself By Authorities Yet Again

Ian Huntley Prevented From Killing Himself By Authorities Yet Again

Police have launched an investigation into why murderer Ian Huntley, the man serving a life sentence for the killings of Jessica Chapman and Holly Wells, both 10, hasn't been able to kill himself with drugs.
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Funny story: Equestrian VIII (Epilogue 1)

Equestrian VIII (Epilogue 1)

On the other hand, no sooner the meeting was over, the NCOs and men, through grapevine, discovered good and bad news about 345. Good news was no grounding needed. Bad news, Rufus's letter to Army Veterinary Dept. However, they knew 345's days were numbered, so everybody tried to contribute to his cause. First thing they did was doubling 345's barley and dried alfalfa. Grooming was car...
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Funny story: Climate Change Lobby 'Looked At Globe'

Climate Change Lobby 'Looked At Globe'

The USA is spearheading a new lobby in support of action against climate change. European nations such as Germany and Britain have backed these initiatives, after delegates allegedly 'looked at a globe.'...
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Funny story: President Ahmadinejad to join Village People

President Ahmadinejad to join Village People

In a shock announcement yesterday, Iranian state radio said that President Ahmadinejad will be joining camp US pop group the Village People. He will stand between the guy in leathers and the Red Indian in dance routi...
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Funny story: Jeremy Kyle Goes LIVE

Jeremy Kyle Goes LIVE

The popular talk programme 'The Jeremy Kyle Show' is to go on a live tour of Britain later in the year. The show, presented, as usual, by Kyle, will take place in zoos, so that middle class citizens may gawp at their pleasure.
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Funny story: McCanns urge PM Brown to fund search for Maddy

McCanns urge PM Brown to fund search for Maddy

Saint Gerry McCann and Saint Katie McCann have asked British leader Gordon Brown to put a billion pounds of government money into the search for their missing daughter, Madeleine.
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Funny story: J.K. Rowling casts Imperius Curse at National Movie Awards - Harry Potter film takes every award

J.K. Rowling casts Imperius Curse at National Movie Awards - Harry Potter film takes every award

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix swept ITV's National Movie Awards at the London's Royal Festival Hall, taking every award, even the award for the best animation. Cr...
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Funny story: Scientists Discovering Cure for Stupidity Find None Who Wants It

Scientists Discovering Cure for Stupidity Find None Who Wants It

Binghamton, NY - Binghamton University researchers have discovered a permanent cure for stupidity, which guarantees its users a thirty to fifty point IQ boost. Unfortunately, they have found little market for their new miracle drug, as most people p...
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Funny story: Targeting the SNACK BAR

Targeting the SNACK BAR

I went shopping with Mrs. Rhodester recently and spent the better part of the evening in a Target store while she grabbed a cart and zipped away, which to me is kind of like waiting in a Doctor's office for a rectal exam - I know it has to be done but, in the end, it's going to cost a small fortune and I'll be walking funny. The reason I walk funny when leaving the Target store is that...
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Funny story: "I'll imprison myself over Christmas" says serial thief Edwards

"I'll imprison myself over Christmas" says serial thief Edwards

In a display of moral integrity not seen in Britain since the days of Jim Bowen's 'Bullseye', serial thief and part time Housing officer, Dave Edwards of Collingwood Avenue, Bromley, promised to imprison himself if he wasn't caught b...
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Funny story: Yet Another 'Another Republican' Caught in a Sex Scandal!

Yet Another 'Another Republican' Caught in a Sex Scandal!

United States Penitentiary, Tucson, Arizona - Cameras at this high-security prison have captured explicit video footage showing former Republican Congressman Randall "Duke" Cunningham performing a 'sex act' on a fellow inmate. The...
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Funny story: Aide Sent to Gitmo After Interrupting Bush's "Cartoon Hour"

Aide Sent to Gitmo After Interrupting Bush's "Cartoon Hour"

WASHINGTON. DC - Michael Chekof, a former aide to President George W. Bush, was recently shipped off to the infamous detention center in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, after having the misfortune of walking in on the President while he was deep in the middle...
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Funny story: Department of Health introduce Gay Questionnaire

Department of Health introduce Gay Questionnaire

Confusion about one's sexuality could become a thing of the past. The Department of Health today announced that it is to publish a pamphlet entitled, "A definitive guide to Sexual Preference". It claims a 90% accuracy rate if the reade...
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Funny story: A beginner's guide to the alcoholic content of beer

A beginner's guide to the alcoholic content of beer

As an experienced consumer of fine beer, I am more than abundantly qualified to educate beginners on the merits of such, with the topic of alcoholic content being a favorite of mine. This is due to the numerous debates I've been privileged to engage in with various associates while seated at the local tavern, with the subject consistently drifting to this topic whenever some innocent newcomer...
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