Funny story: Mervyn King on Northern Rock says "buy Mars bars"

Mervyn King on Northern Rock says "buy Mars bars"

London (Phantom press) - It's been a bad week for the BOE governor after a grilling from the select committee on the Northern Rock fiasco.
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Funny story: Putin 'a great world statesman' but sorely misunderstood

Putin 'a great world statesman' but sorely misunderstood

Bloodyvostock, Siberia - (Daily Ass Messki Interview Excerpt): "I had expected to find President Vladimir Putain cold, sinister and aggressive," the Daily Tosser's foreign editor Dave Blather said today, "but instead I fou...
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Funny story: Church spawns Anti-Christ

Church spawns Anti-Christ

Cardiff, Wales - (Ass Mess & ReuterUs): Voice of an Angel and Crotch of a Rabid Hyena singing superstar Charlotte Church has given birth.
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Funny story: Ahmadinejad To Become Professor At Columbia University

Ahmadinejad To Become Professor At Columbia University

(New York) - Islamic fundamentalist trouble maker and Iran president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, today announced he is accepting an invitation to become a full time professor at New York's Columbia University.
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Funny story: BBC News Not Funny Enough, Viewers Poll Reveals

BBC News Not Funny Enough, Viewers Poll Reveals

The National Viewers Association declared that the BBC evening news at 10 o'clock was a blight on the evening entertainment schedules of the BBC's flagship channel.
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Funny story: Bush Vetoes Children's Insurance

Bush Vetoes Children's Insurance

Washington (IP) - George Bush, who is the head of the American Bushstapo, vetoed the bill that would have funded poor children's insurance.
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Funny story: Chevron Oil's exclusive Thames Estuary drilling rights

Chevron Oil's exclusive Thames Estuary drilling rights

County Hall - (Ass Mess): "We are totally and utterly f**ed!" a heavily perspiring Ken Livingstone, Mayor of London, shouted today at Chancellor of the Exchequer Alistair Darling after the Law Lords once again ruled that Chevron Oil has exc...
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Funny story: Mourinho : He truly is the Son of God

Mourinho : He truly is the Son of God

By deciding to 'celebrate' his semi retirement by floating across the length and breadth of Britain in what he is cheekily calling, 'my own last supper', Portuguese sex symbol, Jose Mourinho has finally announced what many of us have...
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Funny story: Mourinho seen in Northern Rock queue

Mourinho seen in Northern Rock queue

Chelsea - (Ridiculous Mess): Ex-Chelsea FC coach Jose Mourinho was reportedly seen in queue outside the Kings Road branch of the Northern Rock Bank today clutching several large holdalls and flanked by heavies.
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Funny story: England Dumped Out Of World Cup By USA

England Dumped Out Of World Cup By USA

The World Cup is over for the England Women's football team after they were 'licked' by the USA today in China.
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Funny story: Britney slams 'O J-style' hit 'n' run witch-hunt

Britney slams 'O J-style' hit 'n' run witch-hunt

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Singer Britney Spears has hit out over a witch-hunt campaign that has resulted in her being charged in a hit and run incident.
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Funny story: Supreme Court Declares the Word "GAY" Means "Happy"!

Supreme Court Declares the Word "GAY" Means "Happy"!

Supremo El Courto, USA - Today the U.S. Supreme Court, in a 4 to 3 ruling, determined that the word "Gay" means "happy" and does not have any sex preferential meanings what-so-ever.
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Funny story: How To Get A Super Low TheSpoof.com Ranking

How To Get A Super Low TheSpoof.com Ranking

Welcome friends, enemies and enemas,...
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Funny story: Desperate gang members demand Psychoanalysis at gunpoint

Desperate gang members demand Psychoanalysis at gunpoint

In what is being called 'Final Societal Breakdown' or F.S.B. by social commentators, violent teenage gang members throughout America are beginning to demand expensive Psychoanalysis from top shrinks, sometimes even making their demands at gun...
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Funny story: Mental patient thanks Oprah for shooting his talking dog

Mental patient thanks Oprah for shooting his talking dog

A mental patient has praised the TV talk show host Oprah Winfrey for shooting his poodle with her AK-47 assault rifle.
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Funny story: Kelly Clarkson urges Pope Benedict to stop stalking her

Kelly Clarkson urges Pope Benedict to stop stalking her

Original American Idol winner, Kelly Clarkson has written an open letter to show business paper Vanity urging Pope Benedict XVI to cease his constant following of her.
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Funny story: England Women To Face US In Quarter Finals

England Women To Face US In Quarter Finals

England Women will face a tough test in the Quarter Finals of the Women's World Cup in China when they come up against the improving United States who beat Nigeria 1-0 to top Group B.
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Funny story: Doctors throw away anti-depressants and prescribe TheSpoof!

Doctors throw away anti-depressants and prescribe TheSpoof!

In a move that is worrying pharmaceutical companies, many GPs up and down the country have stopped prescribing anti-depressant drugs to patients and have started to prescribe TheSpoof! instead.
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Funny story: Taxes Raised (and Lowered) in Maryland

Taxes Raised (and Lowered) in Maryland

ANNAPOLIS, MD -- In an inspiring yet confusing speech this afternoon, Governor Martin O'Malley outlined his new tax proposal, designed to eradicate the state's huge budget deficit. The governor's plan, described by some as "inane,&q...
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Funny story: Britney Spears' Pussy Licks Paris Hilton's Pussy. Catfight Ensues!

Britney Spears' Pussy Licks Paris Hilton's Pussy. Catfight Ensues!

New Cleaverland - It was a sunny day in a New York's Central Park yesterday and peaceful. Oh yes there was the occasional mugging and purse snatching and dope deals, but largely everyone was minding their own business.
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Funny story: Ahmadinejad to be a NYC Cabbie

Ahmadinejad to be a NYC Cabbie

Through a spokesman, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has just announced that he is expected to begin his new job as an NYC cab driver on Wednesday, following an appearance at a forum at Columbia University on Monday and addresses the United Nat...
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Funny story: News in Brief

News in Brief

This week: Man discovered who has no Knowledge of 'American Idol'; Blog started about Blog; Firm advertises for "Soulless Idiot"; Washington Think Tank thinks it's irrelevant; Study shows more people are stupid; and New reality...
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