Funny story: First Annual Green Website Footprint Awards

First Annual Green Website Footprint Awards

Many news website surfers have seen the all-too-familiar Printer Friendly buttons offered to convert the mess of formatted text, navigation bars and advertisements into something more easily rendered onto paper pages for individual consumption.
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Funny story: Darth Vader regrets working for Woolworths

Darth Vader regrets working for Woolworths

Lord Vader, the asthmatic anti-hero of space documentary Star Wars has recently lamented the down turn in his career which now sees him working for Woolworths.
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Funny story: Northern Rock to become sperm bank

Northern Rock to become sperm bank

City of London - (Ass mess): Northern Rock is to forfeit its banking licence and start again as a sperm bank according to City sources who say it's screwed up so badly the only deposits it will be allowed to take are the ones its tosser CEO Adam...
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Funny story: Crocodile Rock!

Crocodile Rock!

Northern Rock are going to be bailed out - by Elton John! In an eleventh hour last-ditch shock development, the Queen of Pop has agreed to not let the sun go down on the troubled mortgage giant.
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Funny story: Branson's McCann legal fund will bomb same as his doomed Jet Convulsion Lab rocket

Branson's McCann legal fund will bomb same as his doomed Jet Convulsion Lab rocket

London - (Disaster Mess): Richard Branson has been warned that his £100,000 McCann legal defence fund will bomb in the same way as his Jet Convulsion Lab off-plan Virgin Intergalactic Shuttle which crashed into to Mojave desert in July this...
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Funny story: Ahmadinejad Calls Sarkozy 'A Git.'

Ahmadinejad Calls Sarkozy 'A Git.'

In a shock move today, Ahmadinejad, the president of Iran, labelled the French leader Sarkozy a 'git.'...
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Funny story: Tony Benn's Diaries are Fakes

Tony Benn's Diaries are Fakes

In a sensational confession by Tony Benn, it has emerged that all 2 billion entries in his diaries are fakes.
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Funny story: Scientology is "alright", claims quack

Scientology is "alright", claims quack

Harvard educated quack, Dr Ulick Myballz, has announced the results of a five year study into The Church of Scientology conducted by his team.
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Funny story: Satan challenges God to show his "man-hood"

Satan challenges God to show his "man-hood"

Satan has challenged creator of the universe and everything that exists, God, to reveal the true size of his man-hood.
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Funny story: President Bush consults with OJ Simpson

President Bush consults with OJ Simpson

President George Bush has been in consultation with disgraced loony OJ Simpson over how best to handle the Iraq crisis.
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Funny story: Ireland to expel German Ambassador over 'Greedy Irish' remarks.

Ireland to expel German Ambassador over 'Greedy Irish' remarks.

The Irish government is today considering the expulsion of the German Ambassador to Ireland after he blasted the Irish nation as 'Avaricious' when making a speech to a group of German Industrialists at Dublin's Clontarf Castle.
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Funny story: Branson trumps Murdoch on moral high ground YET AGAIN!

Branson trumps Murdoch on moral high ground YET AGAIN!

While Rupert Murdoch's evil Sky Media Empire was putting up its prices and breaching contracts, Virgin's boss, Richard Branson, touched by the plight of Leicestershire couple Kate and Gerry McCann
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Funny story: Lib Dems show the carbon neutral way

Lib Dems show the carbon neutral way

Lib Dem Environment spokesman Chris Huhne has set out his party's agenda for the next general election and aims to cure global warming and homelessness in one fell swoop.
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Funny story: Scribbles And Dribbles

Scribbles And Dribbles

Journalists turned novelists are all the rage of late. We've had Nick Hornby and Helen Fielding to name but two, as well as Julie Burchill, Tony Parsons and Zoe Heller. Even Richard Littlejohn cranked out a book - 'To The Bargain Bin In A Blink.' To this esteemed list you may now add Robert Doot, our financial columnist of twelve years, whose debut novel 'A Bull In The Business Dep...
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens 'tongue-in-cheek' oral sex videotape claims

Vanessa Hudgens 'tongue-in-cheek' oral sex videotape claims

Los Angeles, California - (Ass Mess & ReuterUs): Publicists working for High School Musical starlet Vanesa Hudgens have said internet stories about their client's alleged oral sex videotape are just a bit of 'tongue-in-cheek' fun...
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Funny story: Portugese Police Claim British Police Hampered McCann Case

Portugese Police Claim British Police Hampered McCann Case

In a dramatic new twist, Portuguese police today claimed that British Police have hampered their most determined efforts in the case of tragic missing Madeleine McCann.
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Funny story: Bush To Pardon Osama Bin Laden

Bush To Pardon Osama Bin Laden

(Washington) - In a political effort to distract voters, the Republican Party today announced that terrorist Osama Bin Laden will be pardoned by President Bush sometime before the 2008 election.
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Funny story: Larry Craig lavatory wins World Heritage Site status

Larry Craig lavatory wins World Heritage Site status

Minneapolis - (Ass Mess): The Minneapolis-St Paul Airport lavatory immortalised by Senator Larry Craig's mouth-to-organ resuscitation techniques has been granted World Heritage Site status after the tourism industry reported massive dema...
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Funny story: House burglars' glee at £5 billion Northern Rock cash withdrawals

House burglars' glee at £5 billion Northern Rock cash withdrawals

London - (Disaster Mess): It promises to be a bumper week for the nation's house burglars as a relentless public plunge on the Northern Rock guarantees bank customers' mattresses will be bulging with stacks of those Bank of England gift vouch...
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Funny story: McClaren Calls Up Women Footballers

McClaren Calls Up Women Footballers

England football manager Steve McClaren is to draft in some of the players from of the England Women's Team after their stunning 6-1 victory over Argentina in the Female World Cup in China.
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Funny story: TheSpoof.com Gets Tough with Apathetic Writer, Docks Points

TheSpoof.com Gets Tough with Apathetic Writer, Docks Points

MACEDONIA, OHIO (Heewack News Network)-- Occasional TheSpoof.com contributor Heewack (not his real name) was stunned this morning to find that he had earned minus-2 points so far today, a development he called "unprecedented in his two-month his...
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Funny story: Doctors ordered to swap white coats for gorilla costumes

Doctors ordered to swap white coats for gorilla costumes

Patients groups have expressed bewilderment at Government plans to force hospital doctors to give up their traditional white coats and wear gorilla costumes instead.
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Funny story: OJ goes to get his ball: gets arrested

OJ goes to get his ball: gets arrested

The adult version of "can we have our ball back" went horribly wrong for OJ Simpson and his friend, who ended up being arrested.
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Funny story: Battleground Any Town, USA

Battleground Any Town, USA

SOMEWHERE IN WISCONSIN- Fires are visible now from both camps and a smell that might be something chemical is wafting from where most of the troop has gathered. This is most likely the roasting of the large animal that was trudged in during this mor...
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Funny story: Sticky-End Date-u-lator

Sticky-End Date-u-lator

Doc Martin, a recluse from Essex, has designed a computer programme able to predict snuff-it dates based on what he calls The Sticky-End Factor i.e. the more enemies you have - the more likelihood there is of you meeting a sticky-end!...
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Funny story: Sir Ming to Flounce

Sir Ming to Flounce

Sir Menzies (Ming the Merciless) Campbell, Lib Dem leader, is expected to test the loyalty of fellow Lib Dem at their conference this week.
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Funny story: Barry Bonds Ball sells for $752,457

Barry Bonds Ball sells for $752,457

Steroid-enhanced home-run King Barry Bonds ball, which broke the home run record, sold for the price of a small town mansion this afternoon at auction.
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Funny story: Kent Pete's Advice to parents Part Two

Kent Pete's Advice to parents Part Two

Your 15 year old son is showing signs of teenage depression. Over the last few months he has become plagued by feelings of worthlessness, making him extremely vulnerable to criticism, rejection, and failure.
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