Funny story: Paedophile Polygamist Cult Leader's Trial adjourned for conjugal visits

Paedophile Polygamist Cult Leader's Trial adjourned for conjugal visits

Evil child-abusing hillbilly Warren Jeffs, who made up his own church so he could marry children and abuse them, went on trial in Hicksville, Deep South, USA. However, the trial was adjourned under constitutional law...
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Funny story: Chimp pimps

Chimp pimps

Today's headlines have been abuzz with news that chimpanzees will trade food for sex. But what the mainstream outlets don't mention...
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Funny story: Pirelli Calendar wants Vanessa Hudgens' breastprints on Hollywood Walk of Fame

Pirelli Calendar wants Vanessa Hudgens' breastprints on Hollywood Walk of Fame

Hollywood, California - (Stark Naked Ass Mess): The Pirelli Calendar company has offered Vanessa Hudgens a multi-million dollar contract to pose for their 2008 nude calendar. And part of the deal is for the dusky 18 year old star of High School...
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Funny story: Journalists "Write what they're told to" a new report claims.

Journalists "Write what they're told to" a new report claims.

A new study conducted by the World Centre for Journalistic Brilliance, headed by Timmy Rosenthal, has shown that journalists who are employed create different types of news stories to members of the public.
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Funny story: Guitarist Slash breaks thumbs whilst tickling whale

Guitarist Slash breaks thumbs whilst tickling whale

"Velvet Revolver" guitarist Slash has ended up in hospital after breaking both his thumbs while tickling a blue whale.
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Funny story: Britney Spears to play Statue of Liberty in new movie

Britney Spears to play Statue of Liberty in new movie

Baldy singer Brittany Spears will play the Statue of Liberty in a new Hollywood movie being produced by Wampa Brothers.
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Funny story: "Prison Break" actor William Fitchner loves stairs

"Prison Break" actor William Fitchner loves stairs

William Fitchner, who plays Agent Mahone in TV's "Prison Break", loves stairs.
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Funny story: Hollywood Sign home to Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins

Hollywood Sign home to Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins

Hollywood couple Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon have set up home alongside the Hollywood sign.
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Funny story: Zen & The Art Of Internet Porn

Zen & The Art Of Internet Porn

DISCLAIMER: The following article discusses frankly an aspect of human sexuality, those not wishing those to expose themselves to such things, members of the Christian right, Muslim extremists, Larry Craig and Ted Haggard, are advised to read no further for fear of going blind.
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Funny story: Banksy: "immortalize Vanessa Hudgens' breasts in oils"

Banksy: "immortalize Vanessa Hudgens' breasts in oils"

New York - (Cheeky Ass Mess): Artist Banksy has told a US TV show that High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens' breasts "should be immortalised in oils":...
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Funny story: America may destroy the world

America may destroy the world

Some scientists in America have discovered that their country is very likely to turn into a black hole if its population does not lose weight, according to a study published in the journal "Science Stuff" today.
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Funny story: Hillary livid as Hsu's lavish donations sourced to $40 million heist

Hillary livid as Hsu's lavish donations sourced to $40 million heist

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Yet another busy week for the Manhattan District Attorney's orifice as Capitol Hill eminence grise Norman Hsu's mysterious wealth is traced to a $40 million black hole in company accounts likened to a copy...
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Funny story: God tells TheSpoof! editor "Noshing Mink deserves more points"

God tells TheSpoof! editor "Noshing Mink deserves more points"

In a divine intervention, God, the Creator of the Universe and the Father of Jesus Christ, told TheSpoof! editor Mark Lowton that writer Noshing Mink deserves more points than he's getting.
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Funny story: Abramovich Denies Offering £40,000 Incentives To Beat England

Abramovich Denies Offering £40,000 Incentives To Beat England

Roman Abramovich, the owner of last year's Premiership chumpions Chelsea, has reacted angrily to allegations that he offered a substantial cash bonus to the Russian national football team...
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Funny story: Unemployed man head butts Sir Alex Ferguson in groin at a railway station

Unemployed man head butts Sir Alex Ferguson in groin at a railway station

Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson was "head butted in the groin" at Euston Station on Monday night, City of Westminster magistrates were told today. The defendant, Kevin Reynolds, 43...
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Funny story: Portuguese cops' DNA shockhorror: Kate McCann is Lord Levy's daughter!

Portuguese cops' DNA shockhorror: Kate McCann is Lord Levy's daughter!

Portimao, Portugal - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Sources close to the police investigation into little Maddie's disappearance have said that DNA evidence points to the four year old's mother being Lord Levy's natural daughter.
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Funny story: Beached Cherie in Race Against Time

Beached Cherie in Race Against Time

Marine experts are battling against the clock to re-float Cherie Blair after she was washed up on mudflats near Weston-Super-Mare in Somerset.
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Funny story: Slaphead stars to reveal all

Slaphead stars to reveal all

Veteran rocker Ronnie Wood is amongst a host of stars who are to doff their wigs for charity.
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Funny story: Manchester United Boss Sir Alex Ferguson Hurt In London Attack

Manchester United Boss Sir Alex Ferguson Hurt In London Attack

Manchester United manager Sir Alice Ferguson has been seriously hurt in an attack outside a London railway station on Monday.
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Funny story: Top Lawyer Beaten in Fayed Fight

Top Lawyer Beaten in Fayed Fight

Retail tycoon Mohammed Fayed kneed his barrister Michael Mansfield in the groin as they rowed over next month's inquest into the death of Princess Diana.
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Funny story: Bombshell German TV presenter sacked in "family values" row

Bombshell German TV presenter sacked in "family values" row

Glamorous TV anchorwoman Eva Herman was sacked from the German TV station where she worked in a controversial row over family values.
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Funny story: CBS Keeps A Breast of Janet Jackson's Nipplegate!

CBS Keeps A Breast of Janet Jackson's Nipplegate!

WASHINGTON - three years after Janet Jackson titallated the Super Bowl halftime show, CBS will have an appeal heard by the a federal appeals court on Tuesday, regarding the now famous "wardrobe malfunction."...
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