Funny story: Olympic Gold Medal for Eddie The Eagle

Olympic Gold Medal for Eddie The Eagle

Eddie the Eagle Edwards thought the International Olympic Committee (IOC) were taking the piste when he was informed that he was to be awarded the Gold Medal for his efforts in the 1988 Calgary Games.
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Funny story: Rich Boy turned Teacher?

Rich Boy turned Teacher?

(ATL)- Rapper Rich Boy has reportedly recently graduated an adult night class, certifying him as a teacher. After Rich Boy realized that rapping was harder than it sounded, especially after dropping out of college.
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Funny story: Chico and the Curvy Aung San Suu Kyi

Chico and the Curvy Aung San Suu Kyi

Protest singer Chico has caused the UK government international embarrassment with his single "curvy cola bottle body" which aims to raise awareness of Burma's detained opposition leader Aung San Suu Kyi
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Funny story: British Sporting Victories Predicted For 2012 Olympics

British Sporting Victories Predicted For 2012 Olympics

Britain's failure to achieve consistent international sporting success may be transformed into victory by 2012, the Ministry of Sport announced today.
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Funny story: Life imitates "Brazil" (the movie): Supreme Court refuses to hear real life govmt. mistaken identity, abduction and torture case

Life imitates "Brazil" (the movie): Supreme Court refuses to hear real life govmt. mistaken identity, abduction and torture case

Washington, D.C. - In an all too eerie occurrence of life imitating art, today the U.S. Supreme Court refused to hear a case of mistaken identity, abduction and torture of an innocent man, a Germany citizen of Lebanese descent, by the Central Intelli...
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Funny story: Miami Dolphins Going For Perfect Season

Miami Dolphins Going For Perfect Season

Miami, Florida (IP) - The Miami Dolphins are once again well on their way to achieving a perfect season. Instead of 16 and Zero they will go for Zero and 16.
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Funny story: Costa Rica Names New Rocket

Costa Rica Names New Rocket

San Jose, Costa Rica (IP) - The contest to name the world's biggest rocket is over and the winning name is El Conyo De Su Madre. The runner up names were Mohon Grande and La Putica Sussia.
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Funny story: Al Gore trumps Christopher Columbus

Al Gore trumps Christopher Columbus

Al Gore's most recent unauthorized biography "I Invented That" claims Al Gore not only invented the Internet but also invented North America long before Christopher Columbus discovered it.
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Funny story: Boy Scouts Will Fly in Shuttle

Boy Scouts Will Fly in Shuttle

Cape Canaveral, Florida (IP) - The Boy Scouts have a new space flight badge that is awarded to Scouts who earn enough points in space science and the first two Scouts to earned the coveted badge will fly aboard the next space shuttle flight.
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Funny story: Bush pissed at UK troop withdrawal

Bush pissed at UK troop withdrawal

George W Bush is described as being "Pissed" with Gordon Brown after learning that UK will withdraw from Iraq by February 2009.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Camel Toe shocks viewers

Britney Spears Camel Toe shocks viewers

Britney Spears may have to once again reconsider her clothing choices following an appearance on a local De Moines, Iowa TV show. The "Gimme More" singer performed a bizarre impromptu routine while dressed in a skin-tight l...
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Funny story: David Davies "not real" admits Cameron

David Davies "not real" admits Cameron

Shocking news emerged from Whitehall earlier today, further to a memo leaked late on Monday that suggested Davies was, in fact, completely fake. The memo was first ignored, then denied, then accepted, then ignored again, before being admitted as &qu...
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Funny story: Pluto Sues International Astronomical Union

Pluto Sues International Astronomical Union

Attorney at Law, Harvey Birdman, has filed suit against the International Astronomical Union (IAU) on behalf of his client, Pluto, for claiming that Pluto is no longer a planet. Through his interpreter at a press conference Pluto stated "being c...
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Funny story: Van Drives Itself

Van Drives Itself

A white van sped off down the road without a driver after the door opened on a steep bend.
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Funny story: Marion Jones Gives Back Medals

Marion Jones Gives Back Medals

Marion Jones has given up the five medals she won at the Sydney Olympics, days after admitting she used performance-enhancing drugs. What happens next is up to the International Olympic Committee.
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Funny story: Man Makes Replica Of National Landmark Out Of Cheese

Man Makes Replica Of National Landmark Out Of Cheese

A man from Bangor in Northern Ireland's seaside town of Bangor is hoping to go into the record books as the first person to have modelled the Giant's Causeway out of Mini Babybel cheese.
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Funny story: Breast Boosting Beer

Breast Boosting Beer

European men are flocking to Bulgaria to buy 'breast-boosting beer' after EU accession led to customs duties on the drink being abolished.
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Funny story: West Nile Virus cyber-variant threat to Pentagon's flying nanotech spyware

West Nile Virus cyber-variant threat to Pentagon's flying nanotech spyware

Washington DC - (Contagious Mess): A mutant cyber-variant virus modelled on the organic West Nile Virus is threatening the Pentagon's cutting edge flying nanotech spyware.
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Funny story: Litvinenko cops eye US ambassador amid Pentagon cold war revelations

Litvinenko cops eye US ambassador amid Pentagon cold war revelations

Washington DC - (Fallout Mess): UK police probing the Plutonium 210 poisoning of ex-KGB turncoat Alexander Litvinenko have dropped a bombshell about a top US diplomatic suspect linked to the Pentagon's cold war espionage secrets.
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Funny story: Nader Calls for Recall of Christmas

Nader Calls for Recall of Christmas

Consumer advocate and former presidential candidate Ralph Nader has called for a recall of Christmas this year.
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Funny story: Girl Discovered

Girl Discovered

A girl of 5 years who is very old for her age was discovered today after being bought up in the wild by a pack of travelling warrior Greengrocers. These voodoo fruitsters took the small girl under their stall when they spotted her trying to sculpt a...
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Funny story: International Peace Rally Broken up by CIA, Neo-Hippie Detainees Taken

International Peace Rally Broken up by CIA, Neo-Hippie Detainees Taken

Tirana, Albania - Albanian spectators cheered as a small rally of 100 peace-loving American hippies were ruthlessly apprehended by black-clad paramilitary forces thought to be under the command of the CIA. Albania, known for its unbending support of...
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Funny story: A Diet to Die For?

A Diet to Die For?

Its being hailed as the most dangerous 'fad' diet since eating windows but Hollywood's A-list are all looking for a 'slice' of the action. Home amputation is now the fastest growing way to lose a stone. 'Alleged' comedy ac...
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Funny story: Starkers Miss England in MyNudeSpace fake profile storm

Starkers Miss England in MyNudeSpace fake profile storm

London - (Barefaced Ass Mess): The winning contestant in the Starkers Miss England pageant is hopping mad today after imposters on the social nit-working site MyNudeSpace slammed her as a demented dipso nymphomaniac.
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Funny story: Jade Goody says outer Space is rubbish

Jade Goody says outer Space is rubbish

Television geography disaster Jade Goody is set to do for the space race what she did for race relations.
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Funny story: Pack Master I

Pack Master I

QM Mule Pack Unit, stationed next to cavalry battalion, had more than 100 mules. They were used for transporting supplies to rugged terrains. The man in charge of this unit was a full pack of oddities. He, when young, had graduated from the Army Veterinary Assistant School. His last assignment, before retirement, was Pack Unit Master.
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Funny story: Radiohead Release 'Free' Album

Radiohead Release 'Free' Album

Radiohead release their new album this week, and, in a supreme show of loyalty towards their fans, have decided not to charge any money for it.
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Funny story: Elvis was Son of God; Toilet Incident was Devil's Work

Elvis was Son of God; Toilet Incident was Devil's Work

It has been revealed that Elvis was not only The King of Rock and Roll, but also The King of All Mankind. Perhaps this revelation goes some way in explaining Elvis' many and varied apparitions, and his vast following of disciples. In his lifetime, Elvis was tempted many times by the Devil. In his previous incarnation as Jesus, the Son of God had dismissed Satan's attempts to woo him to the d...
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Funny story: Posh Spice Muscles Onto Diana Inquest Jury

Posh Spice Muscles Onto Diana Inquest Jury

There was a surprise new contestant in the Princess Diana Competition yesterday, when Victoria Beckham, wife of the American footballer David, joined the jury. Beckham, real name Posh Spice, visited the crash site in Paris where Diana and her rich...
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Funny story: The Lady IS For Returning

The Lady IS For Returning

Wobbly Octogenarian dictator Margaret Thatcher is to host her own daytime chat show insiders told us today. Channel 4 have commissioned a six episode run in which Thatcher, attached to an elaborate puppet system, will chat with guests such as Radiohe...
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Funny story: Tesco Attempt to Rob God by Starting their Own Religion

Tesco Attempt to Rob God by Starting their Own Religion

Heaven - God, Jesus and The Holy Spirit are reported to be slightly concerned over the intentions of a 'very helpful' supermarket chain.
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Funny story: Jeremy Kyle's Family ask for a DNA Test

Jeremy Kyle's Family ask for a DNA Test

Sanctimonious Git Jeremy Kyle's family have all asked for a DNA test, to prove whether or not the Human Bear Baiter is a family member, or simply a bloke that they know.
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Funny story: Violence in media to be investigated by Dr Tanya

Violence in media to be investigated by Dr Tanya

The British Board of Film Classification, which also oversees the classification of videogames, has announced that it has rejected a revised version of Manhunt 2.
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Funny story: The Real Ruler Returns

The Real Ruler Returns

Just when you thought the soppy saga had finally ground to a halt new photo evidence released today appears to show Princess Diana alive and well working in the Stroud High Street branch of Rymans the Stationers.
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Funny story: Labour Rip Off Conservative Election Pledges

Labour Rip Off Conservative Election Pledges

The Labour party has been accused of "ripping off" many of the Conservatives' election pledges, following the release of Alistair Darling's pre-budget report. Labour has suggested that the report will definitely give them the edge and allow them t...
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Funny story: Brown Orders Postal Workers to Return to Work

Brown Orders Postal Workers to Return to Work

Gordon Brown has today announced that he has ordered Royal Mail to end their worker's dispute, or to hire new staff.
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