Funny story: New Space Race Forces World Peace!

New Space Race Forces World Peace!

The World Council announced today, that the earth can no longer sustain its 6.6 billion population and so in order to 'slim' it down somewhat, has decided to 'evacuate' an entire country to the moon before 2040.
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Funny story: Why Do People Talk About Paris Hilton?

Why Do People Talk About Paris Hilton?

From our media correspondant, Betty Diddit:...
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Funny story: Cherie enemas were all the rage in Texarse says accused

Cherie enemas were all the rage in Texarse says accused

Royal Courts of Justice, London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): The Coroner's Inquest into the death of Princess Diana has heard how Cherie Blair tampered with emetic liquids used in the Princess's colonic irrigation therapies.
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Funny story: Queen's appointments diary full to bursting for October

Queen's appointments diary full to bursting for October

Buckingham Palace - (Conspiracy Mess): Having survived the wettest, dullest and most hideous Scottish summer holiday since the Annus Horibilis of 1992, Puppet Monarch Old Fatty Mountbatten is safely ensconced back in London.
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Funny story: Cure for AIDS could be as close as your local Safeway

Cure for AIDS could be as close as your local Safeway

(China)- A recent experiment conducted in a Bejing lab, concluded yesterday that a cure for AIDS could be on shelves as early as 2020.
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Funny story: Desert Island Dicks (Radio 4)

Desert Island Dicks (Radio 4)

Jane: Today I'm joined by Tim Lovelace who has been described as, and I quote, 'the archetypal muso, journo and wino', of course eluding to his love of music, journalism and fine wine respectively, do you think that's an accurate description Tim?...
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Funny story: Al-Jazeera TV launch of "Oh Mr Ambassador with these Ferrero-Rocher you are really spoiling us!" ad

Al-Jazeera TV launch of "Oh Mr Ambassador with these Ferrero-Rocher you are really spoiling us!" ad

Qatar - (Confectionery Mess): Just in time for the end of Ramadan and the beginning of five days' Eid Al Fitr feasting, Al-Jazeera TV has launched its very own version of the Ferrero-Rocher ad, featuring the lavish hospitality of a London dignita...
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Funny story: Terrorist Eradicating Aerosol Developed

Terrorist Eradicating Aerosol Developed

Kabul, Afghanistan (IP) - Wasp Spray industries has developed and marketed an anti-terrorist aerosol that will soon be available on store shelves world wide.
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Funny story: Colombian artist fills Tate with crack

Colombian artist fills Tate with crack

South Bank, London - (Conceptual Mess): Colombian sculptor Doris Salcedo has filled a hole in the Tate Modern gallery with 167 metres of crack.
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Funny story: Crunch Time for Banks as Credit Trap Bites

Crunch Time for Banks as Credit Trap Bites

Just two weeks after the US Sub-Prime lending crisis almost caused the collapse of Northern Rock - when fellow Banks refused to lend to the beleaguered Mortgage Provider - has seen an incredible reversal in attitude...
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Funny story: Radical Policy Overhaul

Radical Policy Overhaul

Setting targets and then not meeting them has been the modus operandi of the government over the last decade, however a radical policy overhaul looks set to put paid to this. Among the proposals are:...
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Funny story: Exclusive: Jesus Christ Returns; Mistaken for David Blaine

Exclusive: Jesus Christ Returns; Mistaken for David Blaine

Action News 8, Billings Montana -- Jesus Christ was spotted descending down to earth in a remote region of Montana by a local couple and their two children yesterday. "I didn't know what was goin' on myself," stated eyewitness Joe Bob Chandler. "He...
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Funny story: Seventies Soap Opera Was Recruiting Portal For Spys And Spooks And That

Seventies Soap Opera Was Recruiting Portal For Spys And Spooks And That

Sensational news emerging tonight that seventies Brummy soap opera, Crossroads, was in fact a recruiting ground for the UK's top spying bods, MFI.
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Funny story: Gord the Bodger, Can he fix it?

Gord the Bodger, Can he fix it?

BBC TV have remade an episode of the classic kids series based on the Labour Party, aimed at young children that originally followed the adventures of an odd-job man.
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Funny story: Germany Will Re-develop V-2 Missile

Germany Will Re-develop V-2 Missile

Frankfurter, Germany (IP) - German scientists announced today that they will immediately begin work on a rocket for peaceful purposes based on the old V-2 missile design.
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Funny story: Gucci Belt Found Circling the Earth

Gucci Belt Found Circling the Earth

Sputnikaberg, Russia (IP) - The Van Allen radiation belts were discovered by one of the Explorer series of space craft launched during the International Geophysical Year of 1958.
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Funny story: 'Ginger Ninja' Price Harry joins Gingers 4 Justice

'Ginger Ninja' Price Harry joins Gingers 4 Justice

Rumours suggest that the 'Ginger Ninja' Price Harry is having to die his hair ginger after at outbreak of grey hair appeared on the top of his head. This has been blamed on the stress caused by being a member of the Royal family, followed aro...
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Funny story: Mary Cheney's brat under Homeland Security surveillance ahead of Halloween alert

Mary Cheney's brat under Homeland Security surveillance ahead of Halloween alert

Washington AC/DC - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Mary Cheney's five month old son Samuel David Cheney has been put under round the clock surveillance by Homeland Insecurity officials ahead of an ominous descent into hellish premonitions materialising on...
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Funny story: Nobel Prize for the Appendix Scientists

Nobel Prize for the Appendix Scientists

Two US scientists and their Irish collaborator have been awarded the Nobel Prize for medicine for their ground-breaking work in discovering what the appendix is for.
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Funny story: Republicans' glee as Hillary appoints Sandy Berger

Republicans' glee as Hillary appoints Sandy Berger

Washington - (Mendacious Mess): Spirits are riding high at last in the GOP today amid reports that Democrats' presidential hopeful Senator Hillary Clinton "has fallen for the oldest trick in the book" and appointed Sandy Berger - the 9/...
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Funny story: Sherry enemas were all the rage in Texarse says accused

Sherry enemas were all the rage in Texarse says accused

Houston, Texarse - (Reuterus): A woman accused of killing her alcoholic husband by giving him sherry enemas told a Brazoria County District Court today that alcoholic purges were "all the rage" in her part of town "just like the coloni...
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Funny story: National Anthem to be Privatised

National Anthem to be Privatised

For centuries gangs of unemployed, shaven-headed men have stood with pride to mumble selected words from 'God Save The Queen' at international football matches, but this longstanding tradition could soon come to a swift end if government plan...
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Funny story: US Congress Appalled at Two Day Workweek

US Congress Appalled at Two Day Workweek

WASHINGTON, DC - A handful of delicate Senators and Representatives collapsed on Thursday as they entered the grueling final hours of yet another two day workweek, underlining the very important issue of Representative Exhaustion (Repex), caused by t...
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Funny story: Jamie Oliver to launch chain of low-cost crack dens

Jamie Oliver to launch chain of low-cost crack dens

London - (Greasy Spoon Mess): Amid persistent reports that the bottom has fallen out of the UK's self-publicising foodie market North London chef Jamie Oliver is rumored to be expanding into the country's fastest-growing juvenile industry and...
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Funny story: Oliver Cooks His Own Face

Oliver Cooks His Own Face

Drool lipped mockney foodster Jamie Oliver is currently under observation in Camden Holistic Hospital today after suffering third degree burns to his boat race (face). Oliver (19) was rushed, in a carbon neutral rickshaw ambulance, to the hospital wh...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton To Endorse "The Friday the 13th Diet"

Paris Hilton To Endorse "The Friday the 13th Diet"

(Los Angeles--CA) When she's not driving drunk, reading the Bible, calling Lindsay Lohan "fire crotch", being the lit match to the high explosive list of Britney Spears' addictions, Paris Hilton just might be throwing up. At least that's what her publicist, Elliot "The Leech" Mintz, would have us believe. Today, Hilton announced she was signing on to endorse "T...
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Funny story: British Man Victim Of "Triple E" Weapon

British Man Victim Of "Triple E" Weapon

A British man is in hospital in Edinburgh after contracting a deadly US military virus whilst on holiday in the US earlier this year.
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Funny story: Government Unveils 'Total Knife Ban' - Even In Kitchens

Government Unveils 'Total Knife Ban' - Even In Kitchens

The Government has today announced plans for a new and improved knife ban, after another teenager died as a result of a knife attack in London at the weekend.
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Funny story: Your Guide to the Buddha in Burma Look

Your Guide to the Buddha in Burma Look

Buddhist monks are everywhere at this time of year, and with the mild autumn weather we're having, bare feet and those lovely ochre tints are a carefree and attractive style that will keep you right at fashion's cutting edge long after the leaves have fallen.
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Funny story: Halo Games Rids itself of Microsoft due to Investments in Porn

Halo Games Rids itself of Microsoft due to Investments in Porn

Microsoft said yesterday that it was finally giving up its controlling ownership of Bungie Software, the video game subsidiary that developed the hugely popular Halo franchise, including its latest iteration, Halo 3.
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Funny story: Trade is so bad - Xmas is cancelled

Trade is so bad - Xmas is cancelled

Santa Claus is considering getting an injunction against a Gloucester village after a frustrated traders have cancelled Christmas because a road closure. The road is closed due to a landslip brought on by the summer's floods.
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Funny story: Britain to go down the Shute

Britain to go down the Shute

Gordon Brown the UK Prime Minister is planning to move the UK to Australia. Brown is thought to have got the idea from the author Neville Shute, who wrote several books on the subject in the 1940's.
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Funny story: Monet Work Badly Damaged After Argument

Monet Work Badly Damaged After Argument

A painting by the noted French Impressionist artist Claude Monet has been seriously damaged after an argument at a gallery in Paris. The picture, Le Pont d'Argenteuil was torn in half and urinated upon
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Funny story: Lil' Wayne Arrested After Concert

Lil' Wayne Arrested After Concert

Hip-hop artist Lil' Wayne has been arrested after a concert in Idaho, and charged with being "absolutely talentless", authorities have said.
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Funny story: Antiwar Ron Paul Has Breakthrough

Antiwar Ron Paul Has Breakthrough

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -The antiwar message of Ron Paul is breaking out into the mainstream with massive popularity and multimillion dollar contributions, thereby raising the ire of his warmongering opponents.
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Funny story: FBI States "Joy Crimes" on the Rise

FBI States "Joy Crimes" on the Rise

WASHINGTON, DC -- The Federal Bureau of Investigation has reluctantly published a report outlining the rise of "joy crimes" across the country, especially in inner cities and suburban areas.
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Funny story: Celine Dion Blamed for Teen Suicide

Celine Dion Blamed for Teen Suicide

SAN JOSE, CA -- Fifteen year old Larry Baxter desperately wanted to be cool but knew he never would be because of his unnatural attraction to the music of Canadian diva, Celine Dion, and that is why he killed himself last weekend, according to the te...
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Funny story: Republicans Have Kinkier Sex Lives

Republicans Have Kinkier Sex Lives

BLOOMINGTON, IN -- Researchers at Indiana University's Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender and Reproduction have released the results of a fifteen year sex study that shows that while people who typically vote Democrat appear to have a l...
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