Funny story: Bush to run for third term under pseudonym

Bush to run for third term under pseudonym

George W. Bush is considering seeking a third term in the White House, under a new name. White House lawyers, befuddled by this turn of events, are busily reviewing constitutional law. According to W, the idea came to him from God in a waking dream,...
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Funny story: Bill Clinton: My Iraq ambassadorship dread

Bill Clinton: My Iraq ambassadorship dread

London - (Rotters): Bill Clinton has told a packed London audience that he dreads the day when wife Hillary becomes President "and then plays a blinder" by appointing him as US ambassador to Iraq "to get even for that Monica Lewinski business."...
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Funny story: Dissappointing Box Office for Citizen Kane 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold

Dissappointing Box Office for Citizen Kane 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold

Last weeks box office totals are in and the fim Citizen Kane 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold opened to an overall weak reception.
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Funny story: President Bush declares; "I'm on a mission from God!"

President Bush declares; "I'm on a mission from God!"

President Bush is laying the groundwork for an American Theocracy.(The groundwork pieces are from a giant Leggos set his Daddy bought him for Christmas.)...
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Funny story: Sun Reporter Stalked by Prince William

Sun Reporter Stalked by Prince William

A photographer for the Sun Newspaper revealed that he was considering taking legal action against Prince William and his on-off girlfriend, Kate Middleton, following a number of incidents that he claimed 'invaded his priv...
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Funny story: McDonalds Fined Millions For Importing Sex Trade Workers

McDonalds Fined Millions For Importing Sex Trade Workers

Super-healthly family-friendly burger chain McDonalds has been fined millions today following a ruling in the supreme court.
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Funny story: 'Dead Prince Harry' is this year's Turner Prize nomination

'Dead Prince Harry' is this year's Turner Prize nomination

London Design Museum - (Ass Mess): The top nomination for this year's Turner Prize is an exhibit called 'Dead Prince Harry' featuring the Puppet Monarchy's ginger nut, resplendent in full military dress uniform, and dead as a Dodo.
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Funny story: Shimon Perez: "Madonna is my daughter"

Shimon Perez: "Madonna is my daughter"

Tel Aviv - (Reuterus): Israeli President Shimon Perez has said that an exact DNA match between himself and 'ambassador for Judaism' Madonna points to just one thing:...
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Funny story: Jews told: "Stop calling Jesus a bastard!"

Jews told: "Stop calling Jesus a bastard!"

Chicago - (Blasphemous Mess): The Chief Rabbi of Illinois has said the Archbishop of Chicago has pleaded with him to ask fellow Jews to "stop calling Jesus a bastard".
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Funny story: Diana Inquest Slams Sorbonne's Henri Paul Motoring Skills Professorship

Diana Inquest Slams Sorbonne's Henri Paul Motoring Skills Professorship

Royal Courts of Justice - (Coronary Mess): The Coroner's Inquest into the death of Diana, Princess of Wales has issued a formal statement deploring a French decision which would allow the Parisian Sorbonne university to go ahead with pro...
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Funny story: Britney names new album: Psychotic Episode

Britney names new album: Psychotic Episode

Los Angeles, California - (DumbBlonde Mess): Britney Spears' first solo album in four years entitled Psychotic Episode is to be released on Halloween next month.
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Funny story: Michael Owen Called Up By England Despite Horrific List Of Injuries

Michael Owen Called Up By England Despite Horrific List Of Injuries

Michael Owen has been included in the England squad for the vital Euro 2008 qualifying games against Estonia and Russia, despite the fact that he is injured.
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Funny story: Elvis Reveals he was Alive All Along and in Contention for Identity Fraud Tsar Role

Elvis Reveals he was Alive All Along and in Contention for Identity Fraud Tsar Role

In a series of astonishing and seemingly unrelated developments, dead pelvis-thrusting singer Elvis Presley has announced his intention to apply for the position of Identity Theft Tsar as recommended by a Parliamenta...
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Funny story: Runaway cow blamed for the desecration of Glastonbury tor

Runaway cow blamed for the desecration of Glastonbury tor

The runaway cow shot by armed police in South Devon has now been blamed for the desecration of Glastonbury tor.
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Funny story: Pagans declare war on Fathers 4 Justice

Pagans declare war on Fathers 4 Justice

Tensions between members of the pagan community and leaders of lobby group Fathers 4 Justice have sparked an angry row over the desecration of two iconic monuments.
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Funny story: Diana Was Pregnant - Inquest

Diana Was Pregnant - Inquest

The inquest trying desperately to decide whether or not Princess Diana was pregnant when she died, has heard that she had told close friends that, indeed she was, and that the drunken French chauffeur Henri P...
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Funny story: McDonalds Offers Strip Search, Molestation Incentives to Management

McDonalds Offers Strip Search, Molestation Incentives to Management

McDonalds Corp. is delving into reality-based porno as a sideline to its already popular burger restaurants. Recently McDonalds offered its store managers the freedom to strip search and sexually molest employees at will.
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Funny story: Marion Jones guilty plea discloses method of discovery of steroids use: caught exiting the men's restroom at the Federal building

Marion Jones guilty plea discloses method of discovery of steroids use: caught exiting the men's restroom at the Federal building

Los Angeles, California - FBI agents became suspicious of Marion Jones' consistent denials that she did not use steroids during the 2000 Sydney Olympics but then they received copies of letters she sent to family and friends admitting as much. Ho...
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Funny story: Sun to be Shut Down for Maintenance

Sun to be Shut Down for Maintenance

Greenwich, England (IP) - The sun will be shut down for a few hours Sunday morning for routine maintenance. People are being urged to sleep in and are being asked not to inundate observatories, and government offices with silly questions when the Su...
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Funny story: Bugs Disrupt Indian-Yankees Game

Bugs Disrupt Indian-Yankees Game

Cleveland, Ohio (IP) - Bugs disrupted an Indians-Yankee game in Cleveland last night. There were so many bugs that they were picking up the players and dropping them from mid air while in flight.
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Funny story: Diana Inquest Jury Jolly Shock

Diana Inquest Jury Jolly Shock

The inquest into the death of Diana, Princess of Wails threatens to run aground tonight over the impending jury jaunt to Paris. Jurors have informed The Right Honourable Justice Scott Baker of several demands which they say must be met, or lose his...
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Funny story: Astronomer Spots Tiny Galaxy

Astronomer Spots Tiny Galaxy

Mount Palomar, California (IP) - Astronomer Dr. Povenmire Finootch found a tiny galaxy half way across the universe (which is kind of odd since the universe is infinite in size and so where is the half way point of forever ?).
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