Funny story: Ancient Movie Discovered; Nominated for Academy Award

Ancient Movie Discovered; Nominated for Academy Award

Hollywood, California -- A group of Hollywood heavy weights, on behalf of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, traveled to a remote, albeit undisclosed location this past week in order to verify rumors of an ancient movie existing on a ca...
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Funny story: Today I'm sweating like....

Today I'm sweating like....

* Gary Glitter in a creche * Michael Barrymore in the deep end * A fat man running * A fat man in a McDonalds queue * Pete Townsend in PC World...
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Funny story: "don't worry, we will recover dead iraqis" says Bush

"don't worry, we will recover dead iraqis" says Bush

On a tour of Science and Research to Iraq, Mr. Bush addressed Iraqi scientists.
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Funny story: Politicians Not Human According To New Study

Politicians Not Human According To New Study

U.S. anthropologists today released the results of a 10-year study which revealed that politicians are actually not human but a sub-species of humanoids. As a result, politicians have been reclassified as a new humanoid sub-species named Bastardus Co...
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Funny story: Not even 'Gossip' could bring the fans...

Not even 'Gossip' could bring the fans...

In an ironic twist, Arkansas rockers 'The Gossip' appear to have taken the phrase 'Secret Gig' a bit too literally, when not a single fan passed through the doors to see them perform at Manchester Academy last night.
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Funny story: Her Lesbian Past Not Very Interesting

Her Lesbian Past Not Very Interesting

Park Slope resident Jeff Tuzzo couldn't believe his good fortune when his new girlfriend revealed that she dated another girl while in college. But instead of a steamy tale of some awesome girl-on-girl action, Robin Shaeffer had nothing even remo...
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Funny story: Witnesses Say Injured Diana Spoke, Left Instructions for Peerage Donors

Witnesses Say Injured Diana Spoke, Left Instructions for Peerage Donors

Royal Courts of Justice, London: (Conspiracy Mess): Princess Diana uttered the words "Tell my Official Abdication Honors List nominees to give their money to the Labour Party," as she lay in the Pont d'Alma car wreckage a witness has to...
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Funny story: Vanessa to model for Ann Summers

Vanessa to model for Ann Summers

It was revealed to spoof today that Vanessa Hudgens, 18, is set to be the new model for Ann Summers.
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Funny story: Iran's Ahmadinejad Star of Bollywood The Three Amigos II

Iran's Ahmadinejad Star of Bollywood The Three Amigos II

Bollywood, The Sub Continent (IP) - Moe Ahmadinejad is making the rounds with the Television talk show circuit this week as Bollywood puts on the big push behind "The Three Amigos II" movie to be released Friday night. The leader of Iran...
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Funny story: FBI agents arrive in London ahead of Litvinenko plutonium 210 death anniversary

FBI agents arrive in London ahead of Litvinenko plutonium 210 death anniversary

New Scotland Yard - (Radioactive Mess): FBI agents hunting one of the world's most wanted men have arrived in London to liaise with Scotland Yard after traces of the deadly plutonium 210 toxin were traced to the White House.
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Funny story: Comedy? Don't make me laugh!

Comedy? Don't make me laugh!

Following news about Lee Evans record breaking attempt to play in front of more than 15,000 people, squeaky voiced yokel Joe Pasquale has said: 'I see your 15,000, and I raise you 15,001'.
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Funny story: Australian miners get foreplay grooming tips

Australian miners get foreplay grooming tips

Sydney, Australia - (Ass Mess): Australian coal miners at the Bulge Pit in Northern Sydney are being given foreplay tips in an attempt to boost productivity.
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Funny story: Brown appoints Daily Tosser chief to review Unofficial Secrets Act

Brown appoints Daily Tosser chief to review Unofficial Secrets Act

Whitehole, London - (Classified Mess): Prime Monster Gorgon Brown has appointed Daily Tosser chief Paul Dacre to review the 30-year rule on releasing secret papers.
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Funny story: Geraldo Rivera Puts Out Calif. Wildfires, Arrests Arsonist, Feeds Refugees

Geraldo Rivera Puts Out Calif. Wildfires, Arrests Arsonist, Feeds Refugees

SAN DIEGO (HNN) -- No-holds-barred journalist/American hero Geraldo Rivera traveled to southern California yesterday and personally put out all of the wildfires that have devastated the region. Additionally, he made a citizen's a...
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Funny story: Bolton Wanderers a certainty for relegation

Bolton Wanderers a certainty for relegation

Championship season tickets have gone on sale today at Bolton Wanderers, after the appointment of Gary Megson at the Reebok Stadium has increased the prospect of playing lower league football next season dramatically.
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Funny story: European Delicacies Cause Scouse Demise

European Delicacies Cause Scouse Demise

It appears Liverpool have fallen foul of a bad batch of Turkey twizzlers with defeat against Besiktas leaving their European dream hanging by a thread.
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Funny story: English People Don't Know Who Ron Paul Is

English People Don't Know Who Ron Paul Is

At least, that's the result of a street poll carried out in the capital, London, this week.
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Funny story: Madonna's New Diversity Tour to Include Dwarfs and Bitchy Women With Big Tits!

Madonna's New Diversity Tour to Include Dwarfs and Bitchy Women With Big Tits!

Hollywood - 2 Hours Ago - Madonna's presswoman today announce the Pop Diva Godess is now on a Diversity crusade to reach and lay people she's never laid before. Her latest tour will include playing for conventions of dwarfs, bitchy women with...
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Funny story: The Media is a Circus

The Media is a Circus

My wife and I live in southern California near where the wildfires are currently burning. While we are not presently in any danger (the nearest fire is roughly fifteen miles distant) we do notice the smoky air.
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Funny story: Wealthy Folks Selling Things Cheap on Ebay

Wealthy Folks Selling Things Cheap on Ebay

Pahokee, Florida (IP) - A new trend or fad has developed on ebay wherein wealthy folks are selling expensive items for next to nothing on Ebay.
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Funny story: World Series Results not a Surprise

World Series Results not a Surprise

It was a World Series for the ages: the Green Monster, the Curse of the Bambino, Snow at Coors Field, Fenway Park, the Ghost of Bill Buckner, 21 wins in 22 games, Denver's play off sweeps, Bloody Sock 2, The Old Timers versus The First Timers, &q...
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Funny story: Worm Epidemic Threatens British Way of Life

Worm Epidemic Threatens British Way of Life

The government today unveiled a new law which makes it illegal for people to scratch their own bottoms.
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