Funny story: Rugby world cup final win invalid due to illegal Springboks player

Rugby world cup final win invalid due to illegal Springboks player

The 2007 Rugby World cup has been thrown into turmoil after English Newspaper, the Sun broke the news that full back Percy Montgomery was not eligible to play for the South Africans and as such the World Cup final and possibly the entire tournament...
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Funny story: Global Warming is caused by the planet Venus

Global Warming is caused by the planet Venus

The lunar calendar and more accurately the Mayan long calendar predicts 2012 to be the date when the gravity of the planet Venus negatively affects the Moon's lunar trajectory and causes disruptions in the weather patterns on the planet Earth.
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Funny story: Cruise & Travolta Lobby For Scientology Reading Rooms

Cruise & Travolta Lobby For Scientology Reading Rooms

Hollywood, California. Inspired to action by national events rippling through the Constitutional Advocate pool of advocates demanding separation of Church and State and their opposition advocating, well, the opposite, specifically all faith chapels in national and international air terminals, celebrity actor Tom Cruise and fading celebrity actor John Travolta have joined forces in...
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Funny story: Paris Does Africa

Paris Does Africa

Socialite Paris Hilton arrived at the Hôtel des Milles Collines late Tuesday night after an 18 hour flight from JFK to Kigali's International Airport.
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Funny story: Justice League: An Open Letter To The Hollywood Suits

Justice League: An Open Letter To The Hollywood Suits

Hollywood is ablaze with rumours and innuendo in relation to the big comic movie of 2009, possibly the biggest comic book movie, like, ever. Yes, I am talking about The Justice League movie.
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Funny story: Canterbury Research Uncovers New Form of Internet Related Disease

Canterbury Research Uncovers New Form of Internet Related Disease

Cyberworld - Depressed, desperate, frustrated, angry and sad. Is this you? Then perhaps you have fallen into the murky mists of Seed's 'Blank Screen Law'.
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Funny story: Rumsfeld/Wolfowitz to Hand Out Candy Corns of Appreciation this Hallowe'en

Rumsfeld/Wolfowitz to Hand Out Candy Corns of Appreciation this Hallowe'en

District of Columbia (Scars and Tripes) - It began quietly enough last week when the Dalai Lama was presented the prestigious Congressional Gold Medal for his many years of selfless work with Tibetan llamas.
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Funny story: Water Board For Attorney General Mukasey

Water Board For Attorney General Mukasey

Washington Toast - Unable to answer whether water boarding is torture, the chairman of the Senate Judiciary committee invited the newly nominated Attorney General, Mr. Mukasey, to spend a few hours on a water board to help pluck a simple "yes&qu...
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Funny story: Scorpio, the sign of the sting

Scorpio, the sign of the sting

Buckingham Palace - (Ominous Mess): Panic has erupted in the ermine-lined corridors of power at Buck House as The Puppet Monarch's confident prediction of an England Rugby World Cup triumph bit the dust late last night.
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Funny story: Satirist Sews Mouth, Dons Mask in Protest Against Stuff

Satirist Sews Mouth, Dons Mask in Protest Against Stuff

Bogota, Colombia - (Associated Mess): An unemployed Colombian satirist has been reported as having sewn shut his mouth and locked himself behind a grotesque mask to demand the return of comedy to his beleaguered life.
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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani declares war on all alien life forms; vows to rebuild SETI and NASA space programs with offensive capabilities

Rudy Giuliani declares war on all alien life forms; vows to rebuild SETI and NASA space programs with offensive capabilities

Washington, DC - During a Giuliani campaign rally, an 8-year-old-boy asked him what he would do as President of the United States if it were discovered that alien life existed on another planet and it was hostile toward us. Without hesitation Giulian...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton sells sexy used lingerie on eBay

Hillary Clinton sells sexy used lingerie on eBay

After top MILF, Hillary Clinton, posed naked for an adult magazine and allegedly
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Funny story: I got screwed sobs Tony

I got screwed sobs Tony

London - (Tossers Anonymous Mess): Former UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has sobbed his heart out and told reporters that his days in Number 10 were like being in an abusive, bullying relationship.
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Funny story: J.K. Rowling Outs a Harry Potter character to a crowd of her adoring pre-adolescent fans; draws collective gasp then...

J.K. Rowling Outs a Harry Potter character to a crowd of her adoring pre-adolescent fans; draws collective gasp then...

New York, New York - Concluding her U.S. promotional book tour of the Deathly Hallows in New York City this week, J.K. Rowling dropped the bomb on the pre-adolescent audience gathered at Carnegie Hall to meet their number one fantasy writer by announ...
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Funny story: Mortgage Borrowers on Strike

Mortgage Borrowers on Strike

Wall Street, New York (IP) - Our financial investigative reporter has discovered that mortgage borrowers have grown tired of being robbed blind by banks and other lenders and have gone on strike. This activity has caused a financial crisis of global...
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Funny story: Mail Order Bride lost in Post

Mail Order Bride lost in Post

There were embarrassed faces amongst postal workers in Delaware this week when it emerged that they had "misplaced" a mail order bride ordered by local businessman Jerry Crotch.
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Funny story: "Don't ask, Don't tell" says FIFA

"Don't ask, Don't tell" says FIFA

Bruxelles, Belgium. In the aftermath of such a manly Rugby World Cup, FIFA has been forced to defend the few heterosexuals still playing "Association Football."...
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Funny story: DNA - 1 UK - 0

DNA - 1 UK - 0

London, Eng-er-land. - Scientists at the Institute of Physical Jerks in Norway believe they have isolated the rogue genetic sequence that causes British athletes to consistently blunder at important sports events.
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Funny story: Sweeney Found In Cupboard With Fambly

Sweeney Found In Cupboard With Fambly

The comet-haired physics teacher, Stanlonso Del Van Der Graaf Barber Shop Quintet Nucyulus-Sharpe, also known as Sweeney, WAS in the cupboard with Fambly, it was claimed a hundred years ago. And last night.
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Funny story: Stud Ease Ugh Jests Clothes Cap Shunning Kneads Bettor Owe Verse Site

Stud Ease Ugh Jests Clothes Cap Shunning Kneads Bettor Owe Verse Site

TVLAND - Tell a visionpro gram Ming you sing clothes cap shunning Lou says save airy zig niffy can't poor shun uh fits def awe Dee ants eh currant stud ease ugh jests.
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Funny story: Man Downgrades "Lucky" Underwear to "Mildly Fortunate"

Man Downgrades "Lucky" Underwear to "Mildly Fortunate"

Detroit, Michigan - In a startling turnabout today George Nigelson announced that his formerly favorite pair of "Lucky" underwear had recently let him down so he is now officially downgrading their status to "Mildly Fortunate".
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