Funny story: Nuclear Weapons vs. Congress are On-the-Table, says Bush

Nuclear Weapons vs. Congress are On-the-Table, says Bush

District of Columbia (Doomsday Clock Weekly) - President Bush has announced that, if necessary, he will not hesitate to use tactical nuclear weapons against the US Congress in the coming months.
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Funny story: Ellen deGeneres and the Paris Hilton Snatch

Ellen deGeneres and the Paris Hilton Snatch

An astonishing news release from the Los Angeles District Attorney's office this morning reveals that Ellen deGeneres thought about snatching Paris Hilton's pooch last night.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Ditches Music Career, Enters Car Racing

Britney Spears Ditches Music Career, Enters Car Racing

Welcome to the Britney 500. Inspired by her numerous crack-ups and dingers and dent-fests, Indy 500 officials have created the first interactive celebrity racing series, and have dubbed it the Britney 500, in honor of the number of cars that Spears h...
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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres has on air nervous "breakdown" dance to "How Much is that Puppy in the Window" song

Ellen DeGeneres has on air nervous "breakdown" dance to "How Much is that Puppy in the Window" song

Hollywood, California - It is practically a signature trademark of the Ellen Show that DeGeneres breaks out dancing at the beginning in joyous celebration and jubilation, much to her audience's delight. Only during yesterday's taping, Ellen...
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Funny story: Age Obsessed Media to Blame for Resignation, Says Ex-Lib-Dem Leader Campbell, 66

Age Obsessed Media to Blame for Resignation, Says Ex-Lib-Dem Leader Campbell, 66

In a embittered and scathing press conference today, ex-Liberal-Democrat leader Sir Menzies 'Ming' Campbell apportioned the blame for his resignation on the media's apparent obsession with his ma...
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Funny story: Vagina ban in Pakistan

Vagina ban in Pakistan

President Pervez Musharraf and little brother Brian, are in the sh*thouse once again as Bennazir Bhutto is ready to walk back in to both of their kerrazeee lives.
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Funny story: Retired Judge Larry Seidlin Outsobs Ellen; Says He Wants Iggy to go Back to the Family

Retired Judge Larry Seidlin Outsobs Ellen; Says He Wants Iggy to go Back to the Family

US and A - Former Dannielynn Birkhead paternity case Judge Larry Seidlin, has chimed in on the Ellen DeGeneres dog fiasco.
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Funny story: Toronto Blue Jays on Ice

Toronto Blue Jays on Ice

Toronto (AP) - Due to Canadians having very little affection for any sport not played on Ice the Toronto Blue Jays will now play on a Baseball "Rink". The 7th inning stretch will include the "chicken dance" on ice and dueling Zamb...
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Funny story: Shakira stage show banned

Shakira stage show banned

Colombian warbler Shakira has had to cancel her performance at the New Orleans Shitterdome.
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Funny story: North-West Passage has been open before!

North-West Passage has been open before!

As controversy continues about who has a claim on the North-West Passage a discovery has been made that should settle the matter that threatens a new Cold War once and for all.
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Funny story: Diana inquest: geomancy expert aligns Pont d'Alma worm-hole with global disaster sites

Diana inquest: geomancy expert aligns Pont d'Alma worm-hole with global disaster sites

Royal Courts of Justice - (Hysterical Mess): The Princess Diana inquest today heard from NATO's top geomancy expert witness who said the Pont d'Alma tunnel worm-hole where she died was cosmically aligned with a number of global disaster sites...
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Funny story: Wayne Barnes Moves To New Zealand

Wayne Barnes Moves To New Zealand

Wayne Barnes has made the unprecedented move of announcing his relocation to Wellington, New Zealand...
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Funny story: Booker Fiction Prize Winner "disliked McCanns earlier than most people"

Booker Fiction Prize Winner "disliked McCanns earlier than most people"

London - (Worthier-Than-Thou Mess): Headline-grabbing brinksmanship has been irrevocably redefined today after Booker Prize winner Anne Enright claimed she was probably the world's first published author to dislike the parents of Madeleine McCann...
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Funny story: The Eye still bringing you spoofs from 1996

The Eye still bringing you spoofs from 1996

The Eye, The Spoof's friend in the world of Online Satire, is still doing it's job of not bringing you any more comedy since 1996.
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Funny story: White House attacked and invaded by Rats

White House attacked and invaded by Rats

More than 300 strong army rats attacked white house on Saturday. Chief of rat's army staff General Long-Tail immediately held a press conference after full invasion of white house early in the morning on Sunday.
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Funny story: In 2008 Campaigns, Candidates 'Capitol'ize TV Time

In 2008 Campaigns, Candidates 'Capitol'ize TV Time

TVGuide (Poop Scoop) - There's something in the air. Or, rather, ON the air. As the 2008 presidential election season continues to heat up, new faces, old faces, two-faces, will invade your living room. Prime time will evolve int...
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Funny story: Migrant Workers Are Better Shafted Than UK Workers Says Report

Migrant Workers Are Better Shafted Than UK Workers Says Report

Alan Travesty - Outer London News Correspondent. Migrant workers are better shafted than British workers, and they are putting the 'Great' back into Great Britain to the tune of $600bn a year, according to the first governmen...
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Funny story: Prince Harry And Nelson Mandela In War Of Words Over Shirt-Swapping Plan

Prince Harry And Nelson Mandela In War Of Words Over Shirt-Swapping Plan

Prince Harry and South African ex-con Nelson Mandela, are locked in a war of words over a suggestion that the two may swap shirts at the end of the Rugby World Cup final in Paris at the weekend.
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Reveals She is a Zionist War-Fairy

Hillary Clinton Reveals She is a Zionist War-Fairy

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Hillary Clinton has admitted that she is a Zionist prostitute like Rudy Giuliani and the other Republican presidential candidates excepting Ron Paul, in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire.
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Funny story: Polish Now UK's Second Most-Spoken Language

Polish Now UK's Second Most-Spoken Language

A Home Office study of all languages spoken in Britain, has determined that Polish is the second most-spoken language in the UK. Punjabi, naturally, was the most widely-spoken, with English in third place. The study, which found that there are...
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Funny story: Déjà Vu as "Iggy the Dog" Relives Elián González Case

Déjà Vu as "Iggy the Dog" Relives Elián González Case

PASADENA ('American Bitch' Staff Writer) - The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals is poised to hear a custody case that's brewing between Ellen DeGeneres and a dog-adoption agency calling itself 'Mutts & Moms'.
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Funny story: (MSNBC) Romney Does Not Win NV Straw Poll

(MSNBC) Romney Does Not Win NV Straw Poll

(MSNBC) Sparks, Nevada -- Republican Presidential candidate, Mitt Romney, has lost the Conservative Leadership Conference straw poll that was held the other day.** The final results left Romney, who attended as well as spoke at the event, with 1...
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Funny story: Muslim girl can wear headscarf during soccer game; FIFA bans Filipino Catholic extremists from wearing life-sized crucifixes on the field

Muslim girl can wear headscarf during soccer game; FIFA bans Filipino Catholic extremists from wearing life-sized crucifixes on the field

Manila, Philippines - Fifteen-year-old, Iman Khalil, won her appeal to United Soccer Association (USA) allowing her to wear a headdress, which is her custom as a Muslim. Meanwhile an extremist Catholic group from the Philippines that formed a soccer...
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Funny story: High school wrestler loses everything

High school wrestler loses everything

Jordan High School heavyweight wrestler, Tom Meltdown, was surprised today during an enter squad scrimmage wrestling match. The 18-year-old wrestler who had been taking laxatives for three days lost total control over his bowels after being picked up...
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Funny story: Woman wins watermelon queen title at state fair

Woman wins watermelon queen title at state fair

27-year-old Stephanie McLamb won top honors today as being North Carolina's watermelon queen in front of a full house. McLamb beat out a field of a dozen other competitors to win the popular title.
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