Funny story: Rap Star Twelve Pack 4 Sure Shot in Rear

Rap Star Twelve Pack 4 Sure Shot in Rear

Detroit (IP) - Rap star Twelve Pack 4 Sure was shot in the rear end by a rival rap star and is reported to be in fair condition.
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Funny story: Heather Mills Marries Jimmy Buffet

Heather Mills Marries Jimmy Buffet

Palm Beach, Florida (IP) - The Palm Beach Times reports that Paul McCartney's ex-wife, Heather Mills and Jimmy Buffet were recently married at the Breaker's Hotel on North Ocean Avenue in Palm Beach.
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Funny story: International Space Station Due for Repairs

International Space Station Due for Repairs

Cape Canaveral, Florida (IP) - The International Space Station will be dismantled one section at a time and be brought back to Earth for mechanical repairs and to remove grafitti and bumper stickers placed there by rogue astronauts and robots.
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Funny story: NASA Recalls Pluto Space Craft New Horizons

NASA Recalls Pluto Space Craft New Horizons

Cape Canaveral, Florida (IP) - NASA has recalled the New Horizons mission to Pluto. The space craft is performing a U-turn and will return to Earth as commanded.
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Funny story: Cuban Missile Crisis Again on the Horizon

Cuban Missile Crisis Again on the Horizon

Havana, Cuba (IP) - A second missile crisis looms almost 50 years after the first Cuban misile crisis brought the world to the brink of nuclear war.
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Funny story: Olympics loses Kodak sponsorship; picks up DuPont; 2012 Olympics backdrop for "Noah's Ark Animal Pills for Global Warming"

Olympics loses Kodak sponsorship; picks up DuPont; 2012 Olympics backdrop for "Noah's Ark Animal Pills for Global Warming"

New York, New York - With the use of steroids nearly running rampant by Olympic athletes, Kodak has decided its time to end its long-term association with the Olympics, which dates back to the very first games in Athens in 1896. Officially, Kodak exe...
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Funny story: Hookers To Host Fundraiser For Hillary

Hookers To Host Fundraiser For Hillary

(New York) - More than 100 of New York's finest call girls are holding a 3-day fundraiser this weekend for presidential front runner, Hillary Clinton.
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Funny story: Everyone's got a secret!

Everyone's got a secret!

I just move into new home in Southern CA. It's a "Leave it to Beaver" type of community. As usual, the first thing I try to do when I move into a place is meet the neighbors.
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Funny story: More Fakery as BBC Announce Production of 'Citizen Yentob'

More Fakery as BBC Announce Production of 'Citizen Yentob'

The BBC has come in for more criticism after the 'Scott Walker' Imagine documentary when it announced that the prestigious Christmas Day schedule would include the movie 'Citizen Yentob'.
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Funny story: Internet to be Closed as 'Most Offensive Spoof Article Ever Written' Removed from Servers

Internet to be Closed as 'Most Offensive Spoof Article Ever Written' Removed from Servers

World, Wide and Web, the international conglomerate responsible for the running of the internet today announced that on midnight of 14th October 2007, for the first time ever in its history, the entire internet would have to be closed for &#...
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Funny story: Bring It On Say Cock-A-Hoop England Fans

Bring It On Say Cock-A-Hoop England Fans

English rugby and indeed the entire country has gone mental over its side's win in Paris last night.
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Xmas iPod downloads Viagra-busting pheromone-imitating subliminals

Vanessa Hudgens Xmas iPod downloads Viagra-busting pheromone-imitating subliminals

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): A new Vanessa Hudgens Christmas cracker iPod has been launched that promises to do away with the need for Viagra by downloading pheromone-imitating subliminals in the form of alpha waves that directly stimulate the vagus ner...
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Funny story: Condi Rice in Russian crack-dealing turf wars crackdown

Condi Rice in Russian crack-dealing turf wars crackdown

Kremlin - (Conspiracy Mess): Russia's President Vladimir Sputum has threatened to "interfere in Russia's internal affairs" unless US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice releases one of his country's biggest-seized narcotic cargo...
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Funny story: Nobel winner Lessing 'no cute old granny'

Nobel winner Lessing 'no cute old granny'

Cricklewood, London - (Rotters): Nobel prize winner Doris Lessing played a blinder this week accepting the prestigious literature gong for a lifetime of humbug and denial about some murky DNA secrets lurking in her personal closet.
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Funny story: World's first haunted mountain opens on Everest

World's first haunted mountain opens on Everest

The Nepalese and Tibetian governments announced today that Mt. Everest would open the world's first haunted mountain this Halloween season. The 29,035 foot peak, the highest in the world, has been an attraction for climbers all over the world sin...
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Funny story: Staunton admits lying to get job

Staunton admits lying to get job

Dundalk, Ireland - Stephen"Stan"Staunton, manager of the Rep.of Ireland football team, has sensationally admitted to lying in order to get the 500,000 euro per annum job, one of the most sought after posts in international football.
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Funny story: President Bush passes nation duct tape act to repair nation's economy

President Bush passes nation duct tape act to repair nation's economy

In a desperate move to hold the nation's economy together and provide necessary sweeping reform in all areas, the United States president has ordered hundreds of thousands of rolls of duct tape and has passed a national duct tape standards act.
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Funny story: Wee Jimmy Krankie's Guide To Political Correctness Part 1

Wee Jimmy Krankie's Guide To Political Correctness Part 1

For years people called me a 'tiny-tranny-perv-beast' and a 'rotten little Scot slipper' so I know what it's like to be on the end of an extra long, wordy insult.
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Funny story: World at risk from obesity - fatties to be rounded up and put in camps

World at risk from obesity - fatties to be rounded up and put in camps

The health secretary dramatically accused fat people of putting the world at risk. She said that obesity is as dangerous as climate change and terrorism, and that everyone will be weighed to decide if they are obese or not; those who fail could be pu...
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Funny story: Le Crunch

Le Crunch

Today, millions of truffle sniffing Frenchmen and their mistresses are waking up with a sore head following their country's shameful assault on the England rugby team in the Stade De France last night.
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Trusts that Americans are Largely Stupid; Polls Suggest She is Correct

Hillary Clinton Trusts that Americans are Largely Stupid; Polls Suggest She is Correct

Grassroots, USA -- As the latest polls are released today, one thing is clear: democratic Senator Hillary Clinton's campaign for the Presidency is on fire. As a result, it is abundantly clear that the American people are finally put off with the war...
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Funny story: Bush Unveils Controversial New Energy Proposal

Bush Unveils Controversial New Energy Proposal

WASHINGTON -- President Bush held a press conference today to announce a new energy initiative. At the heart of the initiative is an unprecedented and highly controversial proposal aimed at reducing U.S. dependence on foreign oil, as well as increasi...
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Funny story: American spoof writer does not win Nobel in literature

American spoof writer does not win Nobel in literature

American spoof writer King David did not win the Nobel Prize for literature this year. David, best known for his novel, The Golden Shower, currently writes prolific satire for TheSpoof.com a website originating in the UK.
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Funny story: Al Gore Wins Nobel Prize for Creating Global Warming!

Al Gore Wins Nobel Prize for Creating Global Warming!

Antarctica - Al Gore today received the Nobel Prize for single handedly creating global warming. "I create global warming," said former Vice President Gore, "It was actually before I created the internet, which is still being fought fo...
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Funny story: Steinbrenner Proposes Rule Change

Steinbrenner Proposes Rule Change

New York (AP) Today George Steinbrenner, owner of the New York Yankees made a stunning proposal for a prospective rules change.
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Funny story: U.S. does not use Depleted Uranium in Iraq : Gates

U.S. does not use Depleted Uranium in Iraq : Gates

BAGHDAD - The United States army never uses any weapons containing Depleted Uranium in Iraq, the United States' Secretary of Defense Robert Gates said here on Saturday at the sidelines of his visit to Baghdad, Iraq.
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Funny story: General Election to be Decided by Wrestling

General Election to be Decided by Wrestling

Whenever the UK's wimp prime minister pulls his finger out and decides he wants to lose an election, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II has decreed that the premiership shall be decided in the wrestling ring. "There's not enough farking wrestling on t...
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