Funny story: Heather Mills McCartney Case Award Thrown Out

Heather Mills McCartney Case Award Thrown Out

London, England (IP) - A divorce magistrate has tossed out the settlement that Heather Mills originally won in her gold digging case against Paul McCartney.
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Funny story: Hannah Montana headed for rehab

Hannah Montana headed for rehab

It seems the father of Hannah Montana has his head firmly screwed on. Billy Ray Cyrus announced this morning that his daughter Miley, who plays the Disney character Hannah Montana will go into rehab next week for a short stay. After completing rehab...
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Funny story: White Supremacist Group to allow members of Mixed Heritage

White Supremacist Group to allow members of Mixed Heritage

In a sharply divided vote, Aryan Nation, a formerly all-white supremacist group, voted today to allow "light skinned negroes" and those of mixed heritage to join its organization. They will also be allowing Jews who have converted to Chris...
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Funny story: Elaine Marshall suspected in Anna Nicole death probe? Birkhead demands answers

Elaine Marshall suspected in Anna Nicole death probe? Birkhead demands answers

California - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Elaine Marshall, the former daughter-in-law of Anna Nicole Smith's late octogenarian husband J Howard Marshall II, is being linked to a series of California authorities' raids connected to the former stripp...
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Funny story: Eagles' Avian Flu Charity Halloween Gig

Eagles' Avian Flu Charity Halloween Gig

O2 Arena - (Trick-or-Treat Mess): A secretive, dedicated bird flu-combating entrepreneur is believed to be behind classic 70s rock band The Eagles' performance of a rare one-off private gig.
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Funny story: Pope suspends gay monsignor

Pope suspends gay monsignor

Vatican Shitty - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): The Pope has suspended a high-ranking gay Catholic priest from the cross.
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Funny story: Thigh King Bum-i-Boil feeling week

Thigh King Bum-i-Boil feeling week

Bang Cock, Thighland - (Ass Mess & Reuterus): King Bum-i-Boil thigh-feeling week has ended arse-over-tit with the 79 year-old supreme majesty confined to a padded cell after scans finally revealed a lifetime's inadequate blood supply to the brain...
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Funny story: Walk For Cure Leads To Cure

Walk For Cure Leads To Cure

It was just another Walk for the Cure, hundreds of good folks raising money for Kidney Disease research on a bright fall morning. No one could have predicted that this time, the "Walk for the Cure" would actually lead to a cure for one of...
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Funny story: Narnia News - Aslan quits his job.

Narnia News - Aslan quits his job.

The Great Lion, Aslan, finally called it a day this week. The creator of Narnia, and Lord of several other fantasy worlds has quit his role as ruler of all talking beasts.
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Funny story: Computer Virus Result of Corrupt Republican Search

Computer Virus Result of Corrupt Republican Search

Washington (IP) - Computer users have complained to Congress that when they enter "list of corrupt republicans" into a search engine that their computers are automatically sent a virus which wipes out their hard drive.
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Funny story: Larry Craig Featured on New Three Dollar Bill

Larry Craig Featured on New Three Dollar Bill

Denver, Colorado (IP) - Officials at the Denver mint have announced that Larry Craig will be pictured on the new Three-dollar bill that will be issued this week.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Diagnosed With New Medical Condition

Britney Spears Diagnosed With New Medical Condition

It has been confirmed by a leading US medical expert, that Britney Spears, the former pop star, has a serious medical condition which prevents her from removing her sunglasses.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Awarded Custody Of Two Plastic Dolls To Prove 'Mother-Worth'

Britney Spears Awarded Custody Of Two Plastic Dolls To Prove 'Mother-Worth'

Britney Spears, the troubled pop star, has been given custody of two plastic baby dolls, so that authorities can ascertain whether or not she is capable of spending time safely with her children agai...
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Funny story: England v France - Pre-Match Assessment

England v France - Pre-Match Assessment

Stade de France, Paris - England coach Brian Ashton has told the French team to not even bother turning up for this evening's Rugby World Cup Semi-Final, 'if they know what's good for them.'...
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Funny story: Post Office Union Officials Strike Over Strike Action

Post Office Union Officials Strike Over Strike Action

Officials of the Post Office's Communication Workers Union are up in arms about the recently agreed deal with Management and are planning to show their dismay with senior union officials by walking out on all union activi...
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Funny story: Avril Lavigne tells Bush: I don't like your girlfriend

Avril Lavigne tells Bush: I don't like your girlfriend

Avril Lavigne has sensationally revealed that she has a crush on Dubya, and it doesn't end there.
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Funny story: Space Station Gets Vending Machines Causing Strike

Space Station Gets Vending Machines Causing Strike

Cape Canaveral, Florida (IP) - Astronauts walked off the job today and set up a picket line to protest the new food vending machines installed aboard the International Space Station (ISS).
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Funny story: Bottom Fergus Out 'Ranks' Other idiots

Bottom Fergus Out 'Ranks' Other idiots

For millions of days 'sarcasm' has been seen as the lowest form of wit but an un-shocking new surveyette released today ranks potato-farming literamous Fergus McSpredder as the nation's least funny form. Fungus narrowly snatched defeat fr...
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Funny story: Nobel Peace Prize Distributed In Cereal Boxes

Nobel Peace Prize Distributed In Cereal Boxes

Geneva (IP) - The Nobel Peace Prize is being given to so many folks these days that it has been decided to issue them via cereal boxes.
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Funny story: Vagina On Coulter Doll Causing A Stink

Vagina On Coulter Doll Causing A Stink

Deke Skeever, owner of an adult toy/erotic goods store in San Francisco called The Pansy's Saddle has had a series of complaints and possible lawsuits lobbed his way this past week because of a product he sells - an inflatable sex toy designed to...
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Funny story: Bill O'Reilly Revels in Never Washing Hands After Crapping

Bill O'Reilly Revels in Never Washing Hands After Crapping

Inflammatory Fox radio and television pundit Bill O'Reilly made it clear in no uncertain terms that he seldom, if ever, washes his hands after taking a dump. The loofah-loving right winger claims that such sanitary impulses bespeak an unmanly adm...
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