Funny story: Let Loose The Dogs Of War, Part 2

Let Loose The Dogs Of War, Part 2

These are the actual events of that day:...
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Funny story: Ann Coulter Bears Rush Limbaugh's Child; Crack Baby Rumors Abound

Ann Coulter Bears Rush Limbaugh's Child; Crack Baby Rumors Abound

New York, New York -- Photos of Ann Coulter's and Rush Limbaugh's newborn baby girl were leaked to the press today despite the couple's wishes to the contrary. "I don't know who sold these pictures to the Post," a visibly angry Coulter stated at...
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton Lesbian Love Orgy Photos

Vanessa Hudgens, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton Lesbian Love Orgy Photos

Vanessa Hudgens, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton Lesbian Love Orgy, Uncensored and leaving nothing to the imagination, photographs and exclusive video footage.
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Funny story: Henman Hill Becomes Suicide Blackspot

Henman Hill Becomes Suicide Blackspot

Wimbledon, England - It pains this reporter to report this, but Henman Hill, that landmark of 20th century British culture and once a gathering place for our nation's proud people, has become a suicide blackspot as the repercussions of hero Tim H...
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Funny story: Major EBAY Acquisition Announced

Major EBAY Acquisition Announced

San Jose, California - In one of the largest and most lucrative transactions in the world of mergers and acquisitions eBay Inc (EBAY) announced today that it has completed the deal to buy China.
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Funny story: Banned TheSpoof.com stories to be published

Banned TheSpoof.com stories to be published

Sickening and degrading tales from theSpoof.com's vaults of infamy are to be unleashed on the viewing public on Halloween eve.
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Funny story: Fayed demands Diana exhumation

Fayed demands Diana exhumation

Royal Courts of Justice, London - (Conspiracy Mess): A frantic Mohammed Fayed has demanded that the coroner conducting an inquest into Princess Diana's death orders her immediate exhumation.
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Funny story: Judge says Al Gore whoppers bar him from Noballs Piss Prize

Judge says Al Gore whoppers bar him from Noballs Piss Prize

High Court, London - (DamnedLies Mess): A London High Court judge has slammed Al Gore's award-winning eco-warrior documentary An Incontinent Truth as a self-etoilating load of jibberish that's jam-packed with the sort of whoppers you...
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Funny story: Superstitions a load of old tosh

Superstitions a load of old tosh

A man who keeps three black cats, a ladder exclusion zone within his neighbourhood, and a salt dispenser on his left shoulder at all times has had a run of bad luck.
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Bobbing for "Apples" in a Wet T-shirt gets an NC-17; High School Musical 2 ½: Halloween Party! Scraped after release of dailies

Vanessa Hudgens Bobbing for "Apples" in a Wet T-shirt gets an NC-17; High School Musical 2 ½: Halloween Party! Scraped after release of dailies

Hollywood, California - Disney executives in a rush to capitalize on the free press Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron (well, mostly Vanessa with her racy pics that just seem to be getting racier by the minute), thought they could shoot another East Side...
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Funny story: Dollar Devalued

Dollar Devalued

It's no longer 'all about the Benjamins'. The American dollar is now so weak (think Adam Sandler movie weak), that the average supersized god bothering American is selling their notes to illegal paper merchants as this fetches more money...
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Funny story: Exploding judge case: hexed fire-breathing therapy or spontaneous human combustion?

Exploding judge case: hexed fire-breathing therapy or spontaneous human combustion?

Glastonbury Town Hall - (Pyromaniac Mess): Spontaneous human combustion could be behind the death of a judge who literally exploded in his garden shed just minutes after a blazing divorce row with his wife left him incandescent with rage.
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Funny story: Terror Camp Organiser "Had No Licence"

Terror Camp Organiser "Had No Licence"

Young British Muslims who undertook military-style training exercises for future terrorist activities in the UK, have revealed that the camps used for the exercises were "absolutely disgusting".
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Funny story: Deathbed Bug

Deathbed Bug

A hospital bug the size of a big idea was captured today after apparently roaming the roach-lined corridors of an NHS minibus-hospital. The bug was apprehended and questioned by pest controlling pest Dean Snodgrass and was later forced to apologies t...
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Funny story: Injury Scare For England

Injury Scare For England

England ace John 'Chocolate Orange' Terry has broken his hair days before the team's impending defeat to dog-eating rock growers Estonia. Claude LeRouge, the team's hair and make up physio, spotted Terry's split end injury during...
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Funny story: Pregnant Moose Seeks Human Company for Parturition Comeback

Pregnant Moose Seeks Human Company for Parturition Comeback

Yellowstone Park - (Reuterus): A wildlife gestation study published in Biology Letters magazine has confirmed the return of The Spoof's Moose of the fabled Moose&Squirrel writing combo ahead of an expected 31 October parturition...
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Funny story: Letter to potential employer

Letter to potential employer

Dear prospective employer:...
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Funny story: Dalton McGuinty Declared Provincial Leader by Electorate, "Assface" by Opposition

Dalton McGuinty Declared Provincial Leader by Electorate, "Assface" by Opposition

Ottawa, Ontario - Following last night's Ontario provincial election, Dalton McGuinty made history as he took the Liberal party to their first back-to-back majority in over 70 years.
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Funny story: Soldiers of Misfortune

Soldiers of Misfortune

Mangled and maimed British troops sent back from the one-sided war in former peace-mongering rogue state Iraq are being told they will have to raise their own funds for medical care in a 'bob-a-job' manner.
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Funny story: Study shows: Grape Eaters May Die

Study shows: Grape Eaters May Die

A landmark study by the Association of National Medical Doctors, in conjunction with the the medical journal "The Syringe," says grape eaters face a higher risk of death.
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Funny story: Oxfam? or Talibam?

Oxfam? or Talibam?

Could it really be true that the apparently innocent and charitable organisation Oxfam, are actually a sub-branch of the taliban? Could they really be plotting the downfall, or 'purification' of the African nations?...
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Funny story: Alan Titchmarsh voted in as new vice club chairman

Alan Titchmarsh voted in as new vice club chairman

Housewives favourite Alan Titchmarsh has recently been voted in as the new chairman of his local vice-club.
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Funny story: 12 is the unlucky number, says 13

12 is the unlucky number, says 13

Bitter old curmudgeon Number 13 has told anyone that will listen that 12, a number seen as being fortunate is the real unlucky number.
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Funny story: Pam Ayres's new gangster rap album surprises the critics

Pam Ayres's new gangster rap album surprises the critics

'I wish I had looked after my Gold teeth, yo ho', the new Rap album from Pam Ayres has surprised many critics and reviewers.
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Funny story: Japs' Eye View

Japs' Eye View

Japan. Home of barely edible raw fish, ninjas and self destructing middle aged hag-wagons Hyundai. But it is Japan's world beating advances in technology that first bought them to the attention of the civilised world. Japanese manufacturing slave...
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Funny story: Bore Gore Has No Facts In Store

Bore Gore Has No Facts In Store

Nearly man and fame-seeking environ-'mentalist' Al Gore's new film 'Things What Have Been Done Bad To The Planet' is not only factually ridiculous it is also insufferably dull and voiced by Bilko rip-off and fast-witted postwar fe...
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Funny story: Brown and Out

Brown and Out

Surly Clunking fister and Part time Jack Dee impersonator Gordon 'Not Flash' Brown is mostly hospitalised today after receiving a good old fashioned Eton tongue lashing (metaphorically this time) from tubby toff Tory marksman David Cameron.
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Funny story: Sven's wheely done it now

Sven's wheely done it now

Sven Goran Eriksson's hot new totty is part of a massively wealthy wheely bin family.
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Funny story: 'Fred Flintstone' in court

'Fred Flintstone' in court

'Fred Flintstone' is in Salisbury court today accusing two fathers rights protestors of identity theft.
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Funny story: Is Prezza a rude relic?

Is Prezza a rude relic?

Semi-naked cherubs have adorned churches and places of worship for centuries but a risque carving is sure to raise eyebrows at its new home in Hull.
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Funny story: A duck arrested in Washington while protesting.

A duck arrested in Washington while protesting.

Today, at early morning, Security officials have arrested a duck just as she was about to cross the allowed lines for protesters right outside white house.
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Funny story: Chickens Force Lorry To Crash

Chickens Force Lorry To Crash

Chickens being transported across Scotland to their deaths, have forced a lorry driver to crash his vehicle on the A80 near Stirling.
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Funny story: Irish humour Tops world

Irish humour Tops world

Leprechauns, chronic alcoholism and blarny aren't Ireland's only exports.
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Funny story: Sen. Larry Craig's Court transcript just released! Reveals why Judge denied his recanted guilty plea: He failed to give a courtesy flush!

Sen. Larry Craig's Court transcript just released! Reveals why Judge denied his recanted guilty plea: He failed to give a courtesy flush!

Washington, D.C. - According to the court transcripts, the Judge did not deny Sen. Craig recantation of his guilty plea based on any precedent or statute of limitation. Rather, it was because shortly before his arrest by the undercover officer, Sen.
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Funny story: Gangs of Kevin Andrews' Responsible for Racial Violence

Gangs of Kevin Andrews' Responsible for Racial Violence

Australian immigration Minister Kevin Andrews has clearly failed to integrate into the community.
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Funny story: US trades in dollar; turns to new water standard

US trades in dollar; turns to new water standard

With the severe drought that has affected much of the southeast and west this year and with all the world tired of watching the American government play charades and footsies with the leaders of oil-rich nations such as Iraq, Iran and the Saudi Emira...
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