There were 917 spoof news stories published in October 2007. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Nude Big Brother Twins' Pics Eclipse Vanessa Hudgens

Nude Big Brother Twins' Pics Eclipse Vanessa Hudgens

Newcastle - (Ass Mess): Big Brother twins Sam and Amanda Marchant's naked, auto-erotic internet pics have stormed into the lead and taken over from High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens as cyberspace's most viewed and downloade...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Camel Toe shocks viewers

Britney Spears Camel Toe shocks viewers

Britney Spears may have to once again reconsider her clothing choices following an appearance on a local De Moines, Iowa TV show. The "Gimme More" singer performed a bizarre impromptu routine while dressed in a skin-tight l...
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens New Spokesmodel for "Strippers for Ron Paul"

Vanessa Hudgens New Spokesmodel for "Strippers for Ron Paul"

05 Oct 07, LOS ANGELES, CA, USNA-- Political action committee Strippers for Ron Paul debuted actress Vanessa Anne Hudgens as their new official spokesmodel at a press-flesh conference yesterday. Hudgens spoke passionately but eloquently about Constit...
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Funny story: New Brazilian Bikini Wax procedure may kill you, but it takes years off your hooch

New Brazilian Bikini Wax procedure may kill you, but it takes years off your hooch

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil - Already compared to child birthing and passing a kidney stone, many women are all to willing to endure such a painful procedure for the smooth clean look they get with a traditional Brazilian Bikini waxing. However, a new Bra...
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton Lesbian Love Orgy Photos

Vanessa Hudgens, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton Lesbian Love Orgy Photos

Vanessa Hudgens, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton Lesbian Love Orgy, Uncensored and leaving nothing to the imagination, photographs and exclusive video footage.
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Funny story: Wales - World Champions of a Sport at Last

Wales - World Champions of a Sport at Last

The rugby shaped void in Welsh School Curriculum's following the Welsh Assembly's decision to ban rugby from Wales has at last been filled with the inventi...
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Funny story: Korean Ballerina Disciplined for Nude Photos

Korean Ballerina Disciplined for Nude Photos

Seoul, Korea - (Naked Ass Mess): As a punishment for baring her lissom naked body in the October edition of Vague Career magazine, Korea National Ballet's prima ballerina Kim Ju-won has been ordered to stand starkers in wooden stocks in...
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Bobbing for "Apples" in a Wet T-shirt gets an NC-17; High School Musical 2 ½: Halloween Party! Scraped after release of dailies

Vanessa Hudgens Bobbing for "Apples" in a Wet T-shirt gets an NC-17; High School Musical 2 ½: Halloween Party! Scraped after release of dailies

Hollywood, California - Disney executives in a rush to capitalize on the free press Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron (well, mostly Vanessa with her racy pics that just seem to be getting racier by the minute), thought they could shoot another East Side...
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Funny story: Ron Paul's Excess Campaign Donations Pay National Debt Shortfall

Ron Paul's Excess Campaign Donations Pay National Debt Shortfall

30 Sep 07, CLUTE, TX, USNA-- Ron Paul's presidential campaign announces its volunteers have begun paying the national debt shortfall of the United States of North America on an ongoing basis. Campaign director Jesse Benton describes the effort as...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Vagina Slips Out Again, Man Claims Sex Tape Footage

Britney Spears Vagina Slips Out Again, Man Claims Sex Tape Footage

After loosing custody of her two children Britney Spears decided to go tanning and clubbing to chase away the pain. This is understandable after being the responsible one for the last two years it's only fair she gets to sew her wild oats.
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Funny story: Lou Dobbs May Actually Be An Illegal Mexican Immigrant

Lou Dobbs May Actually Be An Illegal Mexican Immigrant

NEW YORK -- Lou Dobbs, the host of CNN's Lou Dobbs Tonight, has what might be described as a Mexican fetish, often shouting uncontrollably at his guests and viewers about the evils of Mexican immigration. But evidence continues to accumulate sugg...
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Funny story: Pat Robertson blames Godless Hollywood sluts for SoCal fires disaster

Pat Robertson blames Godless Hollywood sluts for SoCal fires disaster

Virginia Beach - (Apocalyptic Mess): The Reverend Pat Robertson has blamed "Godless sluts like Britney, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Vanessa Hudgens" for the Lord's wrath that's wreaking havoc on Southern California's fire-ra...
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Funny story: New bin Laden Tape: No Virgins for Female Suicide Bombers

New bin Laden Tape: No Virgins for Female Suicide Bombers

Tora Bora, Pakistan -- In a new tape played by Al Jazeera today, Osama bin Laden reiterated that only male suicide bombers will be the recipients of the promised 72 virgins. "In the name of Allah, I say to you: No! Only men wi...
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Funny story: Rita Cosby vows to publish gay Stern porn videos amid $60 million defamation suit

Rita Cosby vows to publish gay Stern porn videos amid $60 million defamation suit

Atlanta - (Ass Mess): Veteran TV news anchor and ex-MSNBC senior correspondent Rita Cosby has vowed to publish gay porn videos in support of her book that claims Anna Nicole Smith's ex-partner and lawyer Howard K Stern and Larry Birkhead, father...
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Funny story: Ray Mears caught out in yet another BBC scandal

Ray Mears caught out in yet another BBC scandal

The BBC is once again embroiled in scandal. As if fiddling phone lines was not enough, license payers are being deceived yet again; this time 'Wild man' Ray Mears has been spotted eating a Big Mac and Fries, a regular diet Coke and a McFlurry...
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Funny story: Argentina elects hot babe

Argentina elects hot babe

Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, the wife of Argentina's marginally corrupt president, Néstor Kirchner, looks set to become the first woman to be elected president of the country.
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Funny story: Diana Death Pics Driving People Wild!

Diana Death Pics Driving People Wild!

Worldwide, thousands of morbid and sick individuals are desperate to see images of Diana in her final death throws, it has emerged.
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Funny story: Middle School has no discipline problems

Middle School has no discipline problems

In a world of X-Box, ADD, ADHD, HDTV, gangs and Five Pentium hard drives, there is a school where there are no discipline problems, where students still address their teachers with "Yes, sir" and "No, mam" and male students never...
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Funny story: Hannah Montana headed for rehab

Hannah Montana headed for rehab

It seems the father of Hannah Montana has his head firmly screwed on. Billy Ray Cyrus announced this morning that his daughter Miley, who plays the Disney character Hannah Montana will go into rehab next week for a short stay. After completing rehab...
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Funny story: Worlds oldest Playboy Model poses one time too many

Worlds oldest Playboy Model poses one time too many

86 year old Playboy Bunny, Betty Bingleton, did her back in yesterday while posing for the Halloween special edition of the world famous dirty old man magazine.
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton sells sexy used lingerie on eBay

Hillary Clinton sells sexy used lingerie on eBay

After top MILF, Hillary Clinton, posed naked for an adult magazine and allegedly
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Funny story: Australians find bare-breasted can-crushing barmaid

Australians find bare-breasted can-crushing barmaid

Perth - (Mammary Mess): Western Australian residents can breathe a sigh of relief at last after a Pinjarra barmaid who entertained customers by crushing beer cans between her bare breasts and hanging spoons from her nipples was found after going miss...
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Funny story: Audi Replaces BMW as Tossers' Vehicle of Choice

Audi Replaces BMW as Tossers' Vehicle of Choice

The 'Whit Car' annual study of car ownership was released yesterday and contained a number of surprises, most notably, that 'Wankers' are now more likely to own an Audi than a BMW, with the A...
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Funny story: Mentally Challenged Florida Man on Fox News: "Ron Paul is Certifiably Insane"

Mentally Challenged Florida Man on Fox News: "Ron Paul is Certifiably Insane"

Eyewitness News 9, Orlando, Florida -- The Fox News Presidential pre-debate show of pre-screened "undecided voters" featured an alleged Florida voter with a long history of mental developmental issues earlier this evening.
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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay and Marco-Pierre White Fight Over Rat in Kitchen

Gordon Ramsay and Marco-Pierre White Fight Over Rat in Kitchen

Top UK chefs and sworn enemies Gordon Ramsay and Marco-Pierre White were today reported to be slugging it out again after they both made offers to top rat chef and star of the movie-documentary "Ratatouille."...
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Funny story: Zachary Quinto to play Captain Kirk's Vulcan gay love interest in Star Trek prequel

Zachary Quinto to play Captain Kirk's Vulcan gay love interest in Star Trek prequel

Hollywood - (Sci-Fi Mess): Tom Cruise-lookalike Zachary Quinto has been cast as a gay young Mr Spock in the Star Trek prequel film featuring Smokin' Aces actor Chris Pine as the firmly-in-the-closet Captain Kirk and Lord of The Rings...
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Funny story: Center of the Universe Really a Giant Sphinctor!

Center of the Universe Really a Giant Sphinctor!

Australia - Hubble telescope images have revealed a new type of black hole that scientists most closely relates to the actions of a giant sphinctor.
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Funny story: Gadget Show has only had ONE entry to its phone in competition … so far!

Gadget Show has only had ONE entry to its phone in competition … so far!

Even though channels 5's Gadget Show has enjoyed growing from its original half hour format to a full one-hour slot, it faces a major problem now. The phone-in competition which has earned it millions of pounds in previous series has become a vic...
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Funny story: Thigh King Bum-i-Boil feeling week

Thigh King Bum-i-Boil feeling week

Bang Cock, Thighland - (Ass Mess & Reuterus): King Bum-i-Boil thigh-feeling week has ended arse-over-tit with the 79 year-old supreme majesty confined to a padded cell after scans finally revealed a lifetime's inadequate blood supply to the brain...
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Funny story: Pregnant-With-Twins Jennifer Lopez Performs on Dancing with the Stars

Pregnant-With-Twins Jennifer Lopez Performs on Dancing with the Stars

Lost Angeles - The debate as to whether or not J. Lo is pregnant was pretty well answered on Tuesday night when her waters broke while she made a guest appearance on Dancing with the Stars. The 38-year-old Lopez, who also goes by th...
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Funny story: Ann Coulter Bears Rush Limbaugh's Child; Crack Baby Rumors Abound

Ann Coulter Bears Rush Limbaugh's Child; Crack Baby Rumors Abound

New York, New York -- Photos of Ann Coulter's and Rush Limbaugh's newborn baby girl were leaked to the press today despite the couple's wishes to the contrary. "I don't know who sold these pictures to the Post," a visibly angry Coulter stated at...
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Funny story: Jenny Bigtits Sought By Spoof Police

Jenny Bigtits Sought By Spoof Police

Jenny Bigtits, the controversial, heavy-chested new mystery woman of The Spoof, is being sought by various members of the site police, in connection with various offences ranging from abuse and slander to more serious sexual...
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Funny story: Vagina On Coulter Doll Causing A Stink

Vagina On Coulter Doll Causing A Stink

Deke Skeever, owner of an adult toy/erotic goods store in San Francisco called The Pansy's Saddle has had a series of complaints and possible lawsuits lobbed his way this past week because of a product he sells - an inflatable sex toy designed to...
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Funny story: Madonna's New Diversity Tour to Include Dwarfs and Bitchy Women With Big Tits!

Madonna's New Diversity Tour to Include Dwarfs and Bitchy Women With Big Tits!

Hollywood - 2 Hours Ago - Madonna's presswoman today announce the Pop Diva Godess is now on a Diversity crusade to reach and lay people she's never laid before. Her latest tour will include playing for conventions of dwarfs, bitchy women with...
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Funny story: FBI raids David Cooperfield's warehouse; searching for disappeared glaciers, icebergs and animal species in global warming hoax

FBI raids David Cooperfield's warehouse; searching for disappeared glaciers, icebergs and animal species in global warming hoax

Las Vegas, Nevada - Magic Man David Copperfield has built a career on making things disappear, everything from elephants, airplanes and even the Statue of Liberty. Well, now his liberty may be disappearing on him instead as the FBI and a grand jury c...
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Funny story: Olympics loses Kodak sponsorship; picks up DuPont; 2012 Olympics backdrop for "Noah's Ark Animal Pills for Global Warming"

Olympics loses Kodak sponsorship; picks up DuPont; 2012 Olympics backdrop for "Noah's Ark Animal Pills for Global Warming"

New York, New York - With the use of steroids nearly running rampant by Olympic athletes, Kodak has decided its time to end its long-term association with the Olympics, which dates back to the very first games in Athens in 1896. Officially, Kodak exe...
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Funny story: Google Unveils New Mission Statement

Google Unveils New Mission Statement

California (mn) - After hours trading on Google (GOOG) drove the shares of the Internet search firm up nearly 20% to $761.82. That's $123.19 change since markets closed this afternoon. The spike was driven on the late announcement of Google'...
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Funny story: Elaine Marshall suspected in Anna Nicole death probe? Birkhead demands answers

Elaine Marshall suspected in Anna Nicole death probe? Birkhead demands answers

California - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Elaine Marshall, the former daughter-in-law of Anna Nicole Smith's late octogenarian husband J Howard Marshall II, is being linked to a series of California authorities' raids connected to the former stripp...
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Funny story: BBC's Fiona Bruce relegated to Trash in the Attic show after hysterical performance

BBC's Fiona Bruce relegated to Trash in the Attic show after hysterical performance

Television Center, London - (Rotters): BBC newsreader Fiona Bruce has been dumped from her impending new Antiques Roadshow anchorwoman's job after a hysterical performance presenting the Ten O'Clock News tonight and is now being rele...
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Funny story: Posh's New Do- Picture Victoria Beckhams New Hairstyle

Posh's New Do- Picture Victoria Beckhams New Hairstyle

Victoria Beckham was today reported to have dashed from the hairdressers to a waiting car with blacked out windows after setting fashion tongues wagging with yet another change of style.
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Funny story: Ron Paul - Jay Leno to be VP candidate

Ron Paul - Jay Leno to be VP candidate

Ron Paul appeared with Jay Leno on the Tonight Show tonight and the two stunned the audience. Paul, a Republican presidential candidate on the rise, got down on one knee and proposed to Leno, asking Leno to be his vice-presidential candidate.
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Funny story: New York's Famous Cat Burglar Caught!

New York's Famous Cat Burglar Caught!

New York, Rioters: Following the receipt of shockingly accurate reports from the FBI, and after a series of unfortunate mishaps that could have been inadvertently avoided, the NYPD today arrested the famous cat burglar who was believed to be terroriz...
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Funny story: Jeremy Kyle sacked - Professor Snape from Harry Potter takes over as chat show host

Jeremy Kyle sacked - Professor Snape from Harry Potter takes over as chat show host

In a shock announcement, ITV bosses have said that chat show host Jeremy Kyle has been dropped from the Jeremy Kyle Show, which will get a new host and a new name. It will be called the Professor Snape Show and its host will be Harry Potter's pro...
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Funny story: Heaven's Gate Cult Return From Outerspace

Heaven's Gate Cult Return From Outerspace

Rancho Santa Fe, California - Thirty-eight members of the former 'Heaven's Gate' cult have returned from outerspace after spending the last decade riding a spaceship with Jesus Christ. The cult members had departed Earth in 1997 when
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Funny story: Polish Now UK's Second Most-Spoken Language

Polish Now UK's Second Most-Spoken Language

A Home Office study of all languages spoken in Britain, has determined that Polish is the second most-spoken language in the UK. Punjabi, naturally, was the most widely-spoken, with English in third place. The study, which found that there are...
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Funny story: Ted Kennedy Proposes New Drunk Driving Lane

Ted Kennedy Proposes New Drunk Driving Lane

Boston, MA (USA Today) - Senator Ted "I'll drink to that" Kennedy has proposed the addition of DUI Lanes to all interstate freeways.
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Funny story: Muslim girl can wear headscarf during soccer game; FIFA bans Filipino Catholic extremists from wearing life-sized crucifixes on the field

Muslim girl can wear headscarf during soccer game; FIFA bans Filipino Catholic extremists from wearing life-sized crucifixes on the field

Manila, Philippines - Fifteen-year-old, Iman Khalil, won her appeal to United Soccer Association (USA) allowing her to wear a headdress, which is her custom as a Muslim. Meanwhile an extremist Catholic group from the Philippines that formed a soccer...
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Funny story: Britney Spears to Marry for Her Children: Short List Includes Prince Charles, Paul McCartney and The Pope

Britney Spears to Marry for Her Children: Short List Includes Prince Charles, Paul McCartney and The Pope

Culver City - In court today Britney Spears battled back in the custody hearing, claiming she deserves a 50/50 arrangement with her children, not 70/30 as her ex-husband has suggested.
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Funny story: Christie's auction house livid at Lord Linley coke sex fiasco

Christie's auction house livid at Lord Linley coke sex fiasco

London - (Depraved Mess): It's looking more like a farcical episode of Royal Trash in the Attic at London auctioneers Christies UK today as their chairman of less than one year, Lord Linley, emerges as the seedy 'minor royal' in...
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Funny story: Ellen deGeneres and the Paris Hilton Snatch

Ellen deGeneres and the Paris Hilton Snatch

An astonishing news release from the Los Angeles District Attorney's office this morning reveals that Ellen deGeneres thought about snatching Paris Hilton's pooch last night.
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Funny story: Kim Jong Il Doll in stores by Christmas

Kim Jong Il Doll in stores by Christmas

South Korean dictator and sometimes porn star, Kim Jong il, joins the growing list of celebrities allowing their image to be used by toy companies.
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Funny story: Constellations Receive Black Culture Names

Constellations Receive Black Culture Names

Mount Polamar, California (IP) - After thousands of years of naming the astronomical constellations after figures made famous in various white cultures the International Astronomical Union (IAU) has decided that it is only fair that some of the const...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Ordered to Surrender Custody of Children to Federline

Britney Spears Ordered to Surrender Custody of Children to Federline

A Los Angeles judge ordered Pop Princess Britney Spears to surrender custody of her children to ex-husband Kevin Federline due to "habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol." While this is not the permanent custody...
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Funny story: J.K. Rowling Outs a Harry Potter character to a crowd of her adoring pre-adolescent fans; draws collective gasp then...

J.K. Rowling Outs a Harry Potter character to a crowd of her adoring pre-adolescent fans; draws collective gasp then...

New York, New York - Concluding her U.S. promotional book tour of the Deathly Hallows in New York City this week, J.K. Rowling dropped the bomb on the pre-adolescent audience gathered at Carnegie Hall to meet their number one fantasy writer by announ...
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Funny story: Madonna signs multi-million $$$ deal with The Devil

Madonna signs multi-million $$$ deal with The Devil

Pop superstar Madonna has signed a deal worth millions with his satanic magesty, The Devil. At a press conference in Malawi, the singer announced the details of the deal to the astonished press.
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Xmas iPod downloads Viagra-busting pheromone-imitating subliminals

Vanessa Hudgens Xmas iPod downloads Viagra-busting pheromone-imitating subliminals

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): A new Vanessa Hudgens Christmas cracker iPod has been launched that promises to do away with the need for Viagra by downloading pheromone-imitating subliminals in the form of alpha waves that directly stimulate the vagus ner...
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Funny story: Nick Sabin Coaching Girl's Football Team

Nick Sabin Coaching Girl's Football Team

Burmingham, Alabama (IP) - Long time losing football coach Nick Sabin has begun his new career coaching a high school girl's football team.
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus ISN'T Hannah Montana

Miley Cyrus ISN'T Hannah Montana

The teen sensation Miley Cyrus has admitted that in Children's TV show that she doesn't actually play Hannah Montana!...
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Funny story: Harry Potter Author J.K. Rowling Admits Professor Dumbledore is Gay

Harry Potter Author J.K. Rowling Admits Professor Dumbledore is Gay

J.K Rowling admitted to a group of English children today that Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts School, is gay. She outed the professor during a question and answer session with her young fans and readers and confirmed long speculated intern...
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Funny story: "Possession is 9/10th's of the Law" Claims man Possessed by James Brown

"Possession is 9/10th's of the Law" Claims man Possessed by James Brown

A legal dispute is imminent between the State of California and a British upperclass man claiming to be possessed by the spirit of James Brown.
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Funny story: Hot New Star Jenny Bigtits mimics Britney Spears & Vanessa Hudgens-Flashes Breasts and Vagina in Porn Debut

Hot New Star Jenny Bigtits mimics Britney Spears & Vanessa Hudgens-Flashes Breasts and Vagina in Porn Debut

Budding "actress" Jenny Bigtits stopped traffic in Covent gardens today by stripping off to promote her debut movie as a hot new U.K pornstar.
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Funny story: Steven Fossett Found. Millionaire Explorer Found Skiing in Himalayas!

Steven Fossett Found. Millionaire Explorer Found Skiing in Himalayas!

Missing aviator Steven Fossett has been spotted at a popular ski resort in the Nepal Himalayas.
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Funny story: McDonalds Offers Strip Search, Molestation Incentives to Management

McDonalds Offers Strip Search, Molestation Incentives to Management

McDonalds Corp. is delving into reality-based porno as a sideline to its already popular burger restaurants. Recently McDonalds offered its store managers the freedom to strip search and sexually molest employees at will.
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Funny story: Stephen Fry Goes Missing (Again)

Stephen Fry Goes Missing (Again)

Stephen Fry, the 'jolly educated' host of TV panel quiz game QI, has gone missing again, fuelling speculation that, this time, he may be gone for good. Fry first went missing in 1995, when, appearing in the West End play Cell Mates, he 'got nervou...
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Funny story: Fox News Reports Ron Paul Does Not Exist

Fox News Reports Ron Paul Does Not Exist

Fox News has today released a stunning news report that reveals Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul does not exist.
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Funny story: CVC §21800(b)(1) is sweeping across the Golden State

CVC §21800(b)(1) is sweeping across the Golden State

A little known provision of the California Vehicle Code is spreading like a wildfire by the word of mouth. More people have learned about CVC §21800(b)(1) last month than about Ron Paul and, unlike his presidency, it is available for public benefit r...
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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Renounces Terrorism, Islam, Hatred Of West

Osama Bin Laden Renounces Terrorism, Islam, Hatred Of West

Osama Bin Laden, the world's most wanted man, has renounced terrorism, his hatred of the West and, most importantly, Islam itself in a newly-released video.
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Funny story: Britney Spears is a bad Mom, says jealous bitch

Britney Spears is a bad Mom, says jealous bitch

Britney Spears barely talks to or plays with her two little kids - and treats them like fashion accessories, a child care 'expert' has found. Elaine Whey, 42 and fat, had this to say in her sworn court testi...
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Funny story: White Supremacist Group to allow members of Mixed Heritage

White Supremacist Group to allow members of Mixed Heritage

In a sharply divided vote, Aryan Nation, a formerly all-white supremacist group, voted today to allow "light skinned negroes" and those of mixed heritage to join its organization. They will also be allowing Jews who have converted to Chris...
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Funny story: Ron Paul, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton in wild sex romp

Ron Paul, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton in wild sex romp

Satire writer Nick Fun expressed regret at writing this derogatory headline about Ron Paul today at a press conference in his office just north of Los Angeles.
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Funny story: McCanns "dip into" Madeleine funds for boob jobs

McCanns "dip into" Madeleine funds for boob jobs

Madeleine McCann's parents used a fund established to help search for the missing girl to pay for plastic surgery and breast enhancement, a family spokesman said on Tuesday.
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Funny story: Exhausted Ron Paul Campaign Spammer Found Sleeping on the Job

Exhausted Ron Paul Campaign Spammer Found Sleeping on the Job

Washington, D.C. -- Ron Paul for President volunteer in charge of campaign spam was found sleeping on the job late yesterday evening.
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Funny story: Ron Paul Signs Emancipation Proclamation, Freeing Tax Slaves!

Ron Paul Signs Emancipation Proclamation, Freeing Tax Slaves!

03 Oct 07, WASHINGTON, DC, CSA-- President Ron Paul announced the emancipation of all tax slaves within regions where the Union government remains in rebellion against the People of the States today. This daring frontal manoeuvre against the Union ef...
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Funny story: No state banquet dins tonight for AWOL Viscount (sic) Linley

No state banquet dins tonight for AWOL Viscount (sic) Linley

Buckingham Palace - (Narcotic Mess): So-called Vice-Count (sic) Linley, official impersonator of Princess Margaret's son David, has gone into hiding today after being named on countless websites as the 'minor royal' in the sex, drugs & vi...
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Funny story: Diana Pictures Are "Too Disgusting"

Diana Pictures Are "Too Disgusting"

Jurors at the inquest into the deaths of Princess Diana and Dodi al Fayed have been prevented from seeing some of the last photographs to be taken of the couple - because they are "too d...
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Funny story: Tesco Worker Suspended for Shopping at Asda

Tesco Worker Suspended for Shopping at Asda

A hitherto loyal Tesco shelf-stacker has been suspended and threatened with the sack, for doing his shopping at Asda, it has been reported.
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Funny story: Exclusive: Jesus Christ Returns; Mistaken for David Blaine

Exclusive: Jesus Christ Returns; Mistaken for David Blaine

Action News 8, Billings Montana -- Jesus Christ was spotted descending down to earth in a remote region of Montana by a local couple and their two children yesterday. "I didn't know what was goin' on myself," stated eyewitness Joe Bob Chandler. "He...
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Funny story: Speeding Ticket for Jeff Gordon

Speeding Ticket for Jeff Gordon

Kansas City rookie cop Jose Molina thought he had been given a defective radar gun last Sunday after the first car he pointed the device at appeared to be travelling at an astonishing 183 miles per hour.
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Funny story: John Lennon's Ghost Does David Letterman

John Lennon's Ghost Does David Letterman

Just days ago Larry King interviewed Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Yoko Ono Lennon, and Olivia Harrison. John Lennon was so taken with the events in Vegas, surrounding the Cirque Du Soleil musical LOVE, he struck a deal with St. Peter and contacted Da...
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Funny story: Madonna helping Britney with secret London move after child custody fiasco

Madonna helping Britney with secret London move after child custody fiasco

Los Angeles, California - (Ass Mess): Madonna is secretly helping beleaguered Britney Spears to move to London after the Californian singer's temporary loss of custody of her two young sons to money-grubbing ex-husband Kevin Federline.
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Funny story: OC exhibitionist lesbian loses case but wins right to be treated like everybody else; appeals, demanding to be treated different

OC exhibitionist lesbian loses case but wins right to be treated like everybody else; appeals, demanding to be treated different

Orange County, California - Unfamiliar with the let down that being treated just like everybody else is not all that it is cracked up to be, 19-year-old, Charlene Nguon, vowed to file an appeal overturning the results of today's judicial ruling t...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Goes Wild In Rehab

Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Goes Wild In Rehab

Rehab insiders have given The Spoof the 411 on the wild side of rehabilitation when Lindsay Lohan is involved. It seems Lindsay couldn't refrain herself from running around naked in front of male patients and staff alike. The staff repeatedly req...
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Funny story: Ron Paul is Top GOP Candidate and Headed for Nomination: Fox, CNN

Ron Paul is Top GOP Candidate and Headed for Nomination: Fox, CNN

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Republican Presidential candidate Ron Paul is now the top candidate running for president and is headed for the GOP nomination, both CNN and Fox have finally admitted.
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Funny story: Kate Middleton more famous than Vanessa Hudgens?

Kate Middleton more famous than Vanessa Hudgens?

California - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): "You gotta be joking!" Hollywood PR sources said today amid reports that Prince William's erstwhille girlfriend Kate Middleton is about to post her own nude photographs on the net after being relegat...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Diagnosed With New Medical Condition

Britney Spears Diagnosed With New Medical Condition

It has been confirmed by a leading US medical expert, that Britney Spears, the former pop star, has a serious medical condition which prevents her from removing her sunglasses.
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Funny story: Osama's Bin Drinking

Osama's Bin Drinking

OSAMA BIN LADEN narrowly escaped capture last night after getting pissed out of his skull on an Al Qaeda stag night in Afghanistan.
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Funny story: Burglar traced by Carbon Footprint

Burglar traced by Carbon Footprint

A burglar has been found guilty in Sheffield today in the world's first case using Carbon Footprint Detection Technology.
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Funny story: Suicide Bomber Was Mistaken For An Electrician, Jury Told

Suicide Bomber Was Mistaken For An Electrician, Jury Told

Hussein Osman, the man police were looking for when they accidentally shot to pieces Jean Charles de Menezes on a London Tube train, was, himself, the victim of mistaken identity, it has been claimed...
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Funny story: Judge Orders Britney Spears To Wear Undies

Judge Orders Britney Spears To Wear Undies

(Hollywood) - Judge Judy today ordered Britney Spears to wear undies whenever she goes out in public. The court order is effective immediately.
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Funny story: Elisha Cuthbert Accused of Telephone Harassment

Elisha Cuthbert Accused of Telephone Harassment

Hollywood, California (IP) - Elisha Cuthbert is famous for her role as Jack Bauer's daughter on the TV series 24. Now she has become famous for chasing after a well known American space scientist named Dr. Povenmire Finootch.
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Funny story: "Today Spermicidal Sponge" introduces "The Sponge" Bob Square Pants birth control for Middle School girls

"Today Spermicidal Sponge" introduces "The Sponge" Bob Square Pants birth control for Middle School girls

Portland, Oregon - Makers of Today Spermicidal Sponge, announced today a new product line geared toward meeting the hectic demands of disengaged parents, reactionary liberal school administrators and rubber-stamping members of the school board by int...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney Promises to Send Mormon Missionaries to Iraq

Mitt Romney Promises to Send Mormon Missionaries to Iraq

Mitt Romney said, during last week's Republican presidential debate, that if he is elected president, he will send thousands of Mormon missionaries to Iraq, to help restore civil order in that war-torn country.
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Funny story: JK Rowling now says Harry Potter is Gay

JK Rowling now says Harry Potter is Gay

Two lucky Kansas based Harry Potter fans hot the chance to meet author JK Rowling after being selected from a pool of thousands who entered a Scholastic J.K. Rowling Open Book Tour Sweepstakes.
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Funny story: New Liquor by Amy Winehouse Hits Shelves, Walls

New Liquor by Amy Winehouse Hits Shelves, Walls

London, UK - Adding to the long line of celebrities that have lent their name to a food or refreshment product, Amy Winehouse's new line of bourbon was introduced yesterday at a gala in London's west end.
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Funny story: Liverpool Manager Rafa Benitez To Become Nightclub Bouncer (Again)

Liverpool Manager Rafa Benitez To Become Nightclub Bouncer (Again)

Under-fire Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez, reacting angrily to criticism after his team were beaten 2-1 in Turkey this week, has threatened to leave the club, and to return to his former calling as a bouncer
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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Recruited by Al Quaeda!

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Recruited by Al Quaeda!

In recent months Al-Qaeda's leaders in Iraq have had their worst fears come to pass, they are running out of people stupid enough to be suicide bombers and have had to resort to recruiting U.S. Congressmen.
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Funny story: Man vs Wild and Survivorman Food on MacDonald's Menu

Man vs Wild and Survivorman Food on MacDonald's Menu

Mephistophel, Tennessee (IP) - MacDonalds has introduced a new menu featuring the foods eaten by Survivorman and Man Vs Wild stars during their survivor shows.
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Funny story: "Beatles ReUnion Concert Still Possible!" says Paul McCartney

"Beatles ReUnion Concert Still Possible!" says Paul McCartney

Liverpool - In Memphis each year the remaining members of Elvis's band, including back-up singers, get together and sing with an Elvis Hologram and video display.
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Funny story: FIFA World Player Of The Year Announced: Paul Robinson!

FIFA World Player Of The Year Announced: Paul Robinson!

Spurs goalkeeper Paul Robinson has been named as FIFA World Player Of The Year, fighting off competition from Kaka, Messi and Ronaldo in the process, at a special gala in western Alabama.
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Funny story: Johnny Wilkinson: "Tries Should Be Banned"

Johnny Wilkinson: "Tries Should Be Banned"

Johnny Wilkinson has controversially called upon the International Rugby Board to ban tries from rugby just days ahead of the World Cup final between England and the Springboks.
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