Funny story: Bush OK's Trickle Down Aid to Katrina Victims

Bush OK's Trickle Down Aid to Katrina Victims

In an attempt to insure that every victim of hurricane Katrina receives at least $1.00 President Bush has persuaded Congress to expedite 250 Billion of aid. The aid will be delivered in the form of cash grants to the top 1% wage earners in the count...
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Funny story: Pat Robertson Endorses The Beelzebub For President

Pat Robertson Endorses The Beelzebub For President

Faux News, just reported that Pat Robertson has just endorses Beelzebub to be the next President of the United States. Mr Robertson said, "After long prayer with God, he advised me that this was his choice also. I asked the Almighty how I should...
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Funny story: Oil Hits $1,000 A Barrel. Bush Blamed.

Oil Hits $1,000 A Barrel. Bush Blamed.

The price of oil hit $1,000 a barrel today for the first time in history, causing every nation's economy to stop dead in it's tracks as all the money in the world was suddenly sucked up by Saudi Arabia and other middle eastern oil producers.
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Funny story: New Fifth Planet Could Support Breastfeeding

New Fifth Planet Could Support Breastfeeding

Astrologers have found a new planet 4 TRILLION light years away from Earth called MILTON, and it theoretically could support breastfeeding. If the new planet has smooth milky surfaces and teat-shaped rocks, then it would be the perfect environment fo...
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Funny story: Nelson Mandela's charity 'took Bandar's arms money'

Nelson Mandela's charity 'took Bandar's arms money'

Johannesburg, South Africa - (Absolute Mess): A Nelson Mandela kids' charity received hundreds of thousands of pounds from a corrupt arms deal slush fund run by ex-Saudi amabssador to the USA Prince Bandar.
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Funny story: Yippee! UK Interest Rates 5.75%, £ = $2.10, Gold Oz: $850, Crude @ $98... Bush Administration Teetering On Verge of Coup d'Etat

Yippee! UK Interest Rates 5.75%, £ = $2.10, Gold Oz: $850, Crude @ $98... Bush Administration Teetering On Verge of Coup d'Etat

Off the Wall Street, NYC - (Global Meltdown Mess): A Senate lynch mob will remove the Bush Administration in a matter of days "just as the price of crude hits $125 a barrel."...
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Funny story: George Bush launches final, bold new plan to secure his legacy.

George Bush launches final, bold new plan to secure his legacy.

AP- 11/7/2007 - The White House - US President George W. Bush stated this morning in a staged press conference that the final policy goal of his Presidency will be to try to figure out how to distance himself from the remaining 34% of Americans who a...
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Funny story: Dennis Kucinich Nearly Impeaches Self

Dennis Kucinich Nearly Impeaches Self

WASHINGTON (CNN) - Rep. Dennis Kucinich was thwarted today in his attempt to impeach Vice President Dick Cheney. This turned out to be a fortunate result for Kucinich since, due to a typographical error, he nearly impeached himself.
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Funny story: USA Gives up on Missile Defense Shield

USA Gives up on Missile Defense Shield

WASHINGTON DC - After a long showdown of words that almost got USA and Russia into a second cold war, Condoleezza Rice on behalf of President George Bush formerly announced that the USA government has given up on the Missile defense shield they had i...
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Funny story: US economy going down the pan because of Bush $3+trillion Iraq bender

US economy going down the pan because of Bush $3+trillion Iraq bender

Off-the Wall St, NYC - (Meltdown Mess): Senior financial analysts have said today that the US banking crisis is way worse that anybody has admitted and that it's Bush's fault for bingeing out on a futile $3trillion war against former client d...
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Funny story: Bush, Sarkozy Meeting Causes Zionists to Laugh Their Asses Off

Bush, Sarkozy Meeting Causes Zionists to Laugh Their Asses Off

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - As Washington rolled out the red carpet for French President Nicolas Sarkozy, Zionists everywhere laughed their asses off at the meeting of their two puppets Bush and Sarko.
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton Responsible For Writers Strike

Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton Responsible For Writers Strike

The Writers Guild of America (WGA) made it official Monday and started picketing the studios across the US. Many people have been misled as to the reason the writers have gone on strike, a raise from 4 cents to 8 cents per DVD, sharing of Internet pr...
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Funny story: University of North Dakota Changes Team Name

University of North Dakota Changes Team Name

The University of North Dakota, in an effort to appease the NCAA, has changed the name of it's teams from "The Fighting Sioux" to "The Violent Italian Mafioso."...
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Funny story: Antarctic Scientists Make Startling Discovery

Antarctic Scientists Make Startling Discovery

Scientists from The University of Central Australia at Oodnadatta have discovered what they claim is "the marsupial missing link" under 2 kilometres of ice in Antarctica.
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Funny story: Sarkozy commissions "Statue of Posers" for President Bush

Sarkozy commissions "Statue of Posers" for President Bush

French Prime Minister, Nicolas Sarkozy, or"Sarko l'Americain" as he is affectionately known by compatriots announced today that he would commission a new statue for President Bush, "The Statue of Posers."...
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Funny story: NHS Outcry As Woman Giving Birth Is Forced To Terminate Mobile Phone Call

NHS Outcry As Woman Giving Birth Is Forced To Terminate Mobile Phone Call

Nursing staff at a leading London maternity hospital have been criticised for refusing to allow a young woman in the throes of giving birth, to continue a mobile phone call. The woman, Shaz Shizzle, 16, was asked to terminate the call, thought to...
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Funny story: Rice Visits Middle East, Peace Quickly Established

Rice Visits Middle East, Peace Quickly Established

JERUSALEM - U.S. Secretary of State Condeleeza Rice is being hailed by Israeli and Palestinian leaders as an international hero after securing peace between the two countries.
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Funny story: Sarkozy Visits US, 'Freedom Fries' To Be Temporarily Renamed

Sarkozy Visits US, 'Freedom Fries' To Be Temporarily Renamed

WASHINGTON, DC - French President Nicolas Sarkozy has touched down on U.S. soil, as he seeks to strengthen ties between the U.S. and France.
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Funny story: Dumbeldore, Tinky Winky and Sponge Bob Square Pants caught in local Deli making a "Hot" Hoagie; First Casualties of the WGA Strike?

Dumbeldore, Tinky Winky and Sponge Bob Square Pants caught in local Deli making a "Hot" Hoagie; First Casualties of the WGA Strike?

Fairfax District, California - Perhaps an act of rebellion of having been outed by his author, J.K. Rowling, Dumbeldore was arrested along with other famously outed gay children's characters Tinky Winky and Sponge Bob Square Pants for breaking an...
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Funny story: Mexico set to create first "Border-Crossing School"

Mexico set to create first "Border-Crossing School"

In a surprising announcement Saturday in the local gathering tent, Jose Consuella of Monterey, Mexico announced his intention to start up Mexico's first border crossing school.
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Funny story: British Proclaim United States a Terrorist Organization. Give Washington Stern Warning about Possible Sanctions!

British Proclaim United States a Terrorist Organization. Give Washington Stern Warning about Possible Sanctions!

London - Today the rejuvenated Tory Party, lead by retired former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher have announced a two front attack. One will be to reclaim all former British Colonies and the other will be to overthrow the current British Parliament...
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Funny story: Dennis Kucinich 'Political Eye Candy'

Dennis Kucinich 'Political Eye Candy'

WASHINGTON BM - Dennis Kucinich, Democrat Candidate for President and United States Congressman, in a press conference last week, revealed the role his striking good looks would play in the '08 campaign.
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Funny story: Randy Couture, Dana White to Hold Hourly Press Conferences for Rest of Life

Randy Couture, Dana White to Hold Hourly Press Conferences for Rest of Life

LAS VEGAS, NV -- UFC President Dana White plans to hold a press conference every hour for the rest of his life, he said earlier today, while UFC heavyweight champion Randy Couture has agreed to do the same.
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Funny story: Comet Holmes Brightens to Negative 28 - Brighter than Sun

Comet Holmes Brightens to Negative 28 - Brighter than Sun

Detroit, Michigan (IP) - Comet Holmes has suddenly brightened to negative 28 magnitude which is brighter than the sun.
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Funny story: Failure vs Success

Failure vs Success

I was thinking about the difference between failure and success as I did my paper route this morning. Oh, how I fear success! That seductress who comes to me, only to bray to the world just how ugly I am. Creepy with hypnotic eyes, out only for my already withered soul. Withered from trying to capture the thing that frightens me most. But I want it. The satisfaction of work well done and the money...
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Funny story: Exo-Planet 55 Cancri New Planet Discovered Recently

Exo-Planet 55 Cancri New Planet Discovered Recently

Pasadena, California (IP) - Astronomers at the Jet Propulsion Lab (JPL) in Pasadena have announced the discovery of a new planet orbiting the star 55 Cancri in the constellation Cancer.
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Funny story: Writer's Strike is Boon to Mexican Scabs

Writer's Strike is Boon to Mexican Scabs

Entertainment writers who struck Hollywood on Monday, now have another foe besides the producers and extreme poverty to contend with.
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Funny story: Ireland predictably lowers drinking age to 4

Ireland predictably lowers drinking age to 4

DUBLIN, Ireland - In a very unsuprising move today, the Republic of Ireland passed a law that lowered the legal drinking age in the country from ten to four years old. Approximately 0.0003 percent of the population was stunned at the announcement mad...
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