Funny story: Spambots Spam Ron Paul with Money

Spambots Spam Ron Paul with Money

A global network of hacked PCs spammed Ron Paul's campaign with Money yesterday. The botnet managed to spew 4.2 million dollars to add to the coffers of the Ron Paul campaign. He may not be the leader of the free world, but a botnet may have som...
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Funny story: Ron Paul and Lou Dobbs win by a Landslide

Ron Paul and Lou Dobbs win by a Landslide

It is the day after the U.S. Presidential elections and American politics have been turned upside down. The upset of both the Democratic and Republican partie candidates by Dr Ron Paul and Vice Presidential candidate Lou Dobbs winning by a landslide...
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Funny story: Obama does the "White Man Overbite" while dancing with DeGeneres on The Ellen Show; Millions left asking: "Just How White is He?"

Obama does the "White Man Overbite" while dancing with DeGeneres on The Ellen Show; Millions left asking: "Just How White is He?"

Burbank, California - Not quite, the cool image of Blow Monkey Bill Clinton as Presidential candidate playing his saxophone while wearing shades on the then hot "Arsenio Hall Show". Instead, Obama's political campaign managers have gone...
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Funny story: World's Computer Programmers to be Exiled to SecondLife

World's Computer Programmers to be Exiled to SecondLife

World Leaders today welcomed the United Nation's decision to exile anyone with even a vague interest in IT to permanent residency in the virtual online world of SecondLife.
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Funny story: Doctor Hook Outraged At Ron Paul On The Cover Of The Rolling Stone

Doctor Hook Outraged At Ron Paul On The Cover Of The Rolling Stone

Although not actually on the cover (yet) of the Rolling Stone Magazine Ron Paul is getting the attention of political writer Tim Dickinson. While not a supporter of Dr Paul he seems to be coming around to that conclusion.
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Funny story: Super Astronaut Goes on Cosmic Quest

Super Astronaut Goes on Cosmic Quest

Houston, NASA - According to official reports from Nasa, Astronaut Scott Parazynski successfully completed his repair of The International Space Station on Saturday without incident.
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Funny story: Africa Refinances

Africa Refinances

Yesterday, our financial ministers throughout the world decided to forgive the heavily indebted nations of Africa about 40 billion dollars owed to us rich countries.
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Funny story: Jesus wasn't son of God: Pope to quit

Jesus wasn't son of God: Pope to quit

Pope Benedict XVI, supreme leader of the Catholic population of the world is to quit his position after finding out that the figure his religion is based on was a fake.
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Funny story: Queen: Made to Read Insane Speech

Queen: Made to Read Insane Speech

The Queen today announced Gordon Brown's insane programme of measures for the new parliament.
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Funny story: Oprah orders cell phones, pepper spray and self-defense courses for all her girls at the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy

Oprah orders cell phones, pepper spray and self-defense courses for all her girls at the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy

Johannesburg, South Africa - Now officially apart of their academic curriculum, the girls at Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy south of Johannesburg will have Oprah's personal phone number preprogrammed into their new cell phones, pepper spray and...
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Funny story: Squirrel causes power outrage in Juneau

Squirrel causes power outrage in Juneau

Juneau, Alaska - (Ass Mess): A squirrel has been blamed for causing a power outrage in West Juneau, home of the notorious Corrupt Bastards Club.
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Funny story: Queen dons horrid frock with furry sleeves for State Opening of Can of Worms

Queen dons horrid frock with furry sleeves for State Opening of Can of Worms

Palace of Westminster - (Sartorial Mess): Cynically dispensing with 1000 years of sartorial tradition the Puppet Monarch chose to wear a hideous off-white crimpelene dress with sleeves made of domestic cats' fur for today's State Opening of t...
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Funny story: North Carolina Residents: Don't Use the Bathroom

North Carolina Residents: Don't Use the Bathroom

Asheville, North Carolina (IP) - Governor Demsey Dumpster of North Carolina has ordered North Carolina residents not to use the bathroom.
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Funny story: Stock Market Up Fifty Percent in One Day

Stock Market Up Fifty Percent in One Day

Port Au Prince (IP) - The stock market in Haiti went up 50% in one day from 5 to 10.
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Funny story: Manchester United Win The Space Race

Manchester United Win The Space Race

Manchester United yesterday finalized a new sponsorship deal which will add financial security for the next twenty years.
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Funny story: King Tut Tutankhamun Real Name was Finootch

King Tut Tutankhamun Real Name was Finootch

Cairo, Egypt (IP) - King Tut's real name has been discovered on a bracelet he wore around his wrist. Scientists have deciphered the letters on the bracelet and now know his whole name was King Tutankhamun Povenmire Finootch.
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Funny story: Comet Holmes has Second Comet Behind it

Comet Holmes has Second Comet Behind it

Mount Palomar, California (IP) - A second satellite comet has been found near the comet Holmes according to reports issued from the Mount Palomar Observatory Campus. Astronomer Dr. Povenmire Finootch has issued the name of Watson to the companion co...
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Funny story: Arrests of Bankers in Wanta Scandal Underway, Could Include Bush, Cheney, Clinton

Arrests of Bankers in Wanta Scandal Underway, Could Include Bush, Cheney, Clinton

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Arrests of bankers and senior US politicians due to the massive "Wantagate" scandal have finally begun, reports Worldreports.org.
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Funny story: How Copperfield Conceals Cloven Hoof and Mark of the Beast

How Copperfield Conceals Cloven Hoof and Mark of the Beast

This newspaper has bravely rescued a TOP SECRET document from David Copperfield's shows with precise details of how the magician conceals his CLOVEN HOOF from assistants he finds attractive.
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Funny story: Ron Paul Supporters To Media: "We Will Bury You"

Ron Paul Supporters To Media: "We Will Bury You"

In a grand moment reminiscent of the fabled words of Nikita Khrushchev over 30,000 online Ron Paul supporters, with middle fingers raised high, made actual contributions in excess of $4.2 million dollars in just one 24 hour period on November 5, 2007...
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Funny story: Police Foil Cake Bomb Plot

Police Foil Cake Bomb Plot

Sir Ian Blair the beleagured head of the Met was today hailing a major succcess in the counter terrorist effort after it was revealed that Police had foiled a major Al Qaeda cake bomb plot. This is good news for Blair who has faced c...
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Funny story: Writers Strike Cripples Presidential Campaigns

Writers Strike Cripples Presidential Campaigns

As writers began walking the picket line on Monday, most of the news coverage was focused on Hollywood. But few immediately realized the devastating effect this strike would have on another area of American interest, Presidential politics.
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Funny story: Los Angeles Police to be paid on Commission

Los Angeles Police to be paid on Commission

Los Angeles Police Chief William Bratton announced today that he will be doing away with police officers salaries and they will be paid on a "per crime" basis from this day on. Bratton claims that this will encourage police to make more ar...
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Funny story: US Grips For Biggest Threat Yet - No TV

US Grips For Biggest Threat Yet - No TV

LOS ANGELES - The Writers Guild of America, the great minds behind such insightful television as America's Next Top Model and Fox News, have declared that a strike is imminent.
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Funny story: Ron Paul Got So Much Money Today

Ron Paul Got So Much Money Today

Every day and every time, at home-- Ron Paul gets the most money today, November 5th. Hillary gets less money today. November 5th, a long, long time ago, was the day Guy Fawkes was going to blow up the government. Ron Paul hit $4 million today and he...
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Funny story: Hurricane Noel goes missing in Bermuda Triangle

Hurricane Noel goes missing in Bermuda Triangle

MIAMI, Florida - Hurricane Noel, the deadliest named storm of 2007, went missing Sunday in the Bermuda Triangle. The storm, which had left 120 people dead and thousands homeless in the Caribbean, headed north after leaving the Caribbean in chaos, rig...
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Funny story: Campaign Replaces Statue of Liberty with Disrobing Ron Paul Girl

Campaign Replaces Statue of Liberty with Disrobing Ron Paul Girl

05 Nov 07, CLUTE, TX, USNA-- At midnight Eastern Standard Time, Ron Paul's campaign unveiled its November fundraising widget, which replaces last month's graphic of Miss Liberty with new footage of Miss Liv, the "Ron Paul girl". Ins...
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Funny story: Ex Boyfriend Successfully Snubbed

Ex Boyfriend Successfully Snubbed

New York - Upper East Sider Laurie Crawford snubbed her ex boyfriend Kevin Donnally at her local bar on Friday night when he arrived for an after work pint.
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Funny story: Bush has ordered American Scientists to invent Flying Donkeys.

Bush has ordered American Scientists to invent Flying Donkeys.

An aide (who has requested to be kept unidentified) from white house has disclosed that Mr. Bush has issued a presidential order No.0, to all Science and Research Centers in the United States, addressing Scientists to invent a 'Flying Donkey' to save gas.
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Funny story: Katie Holmes makes a surprise run at the New York marathon but despite her best efforts she is still apprehended by her husband, Tom Cruise

Katie Holmes makes a surprise run at the New York marathon but despite her best efforts she is still apprehended by her husband, Tom Cruise

New York, New York - Katie Holmes makes a surprise run at yesterdays New York marathon but she was later apprehended by her husband, Tom Cruise This is the second time she has tried to escape their marriage, but the first time she has attempted to do...
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Funny story: The Rudy's defeat Fighting Irish

The Rudy's defeat Fighting Irish

A team of Rudy's handed the Fighting Irish their fifth straight loss at home on Saturday after they defeated them in triple overtime, 46-44. Rudy quarterback, Rudy Kaipo-Noa Kaheaku-Enhada lead his team with 365 total yards on offense, throwing a...
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Funny story: Soccer Moms Credited with Ending Terror

Soccer Moms Credited with Ending Terror

In a move that sent shock-waves across the planet, Al-Queda, the international alliance of terrorist organizations, has announced it will no longer seek Americans as targets, be they on US soil or overseas.
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