Funny story: Eating And Spitting

Eating And Spitting

I had lunch at the local International House Of Pancakes today, and yet again, I did not see one even low level functionary of the littlest of countries. You would think (if you thought like me) that a truly "international" pancake house would have at least the King of Liechtenstein as a greeter or gladhander of some sort to reassure us that we were eating in a swanky place. No luck.
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Funny story: Number of would-be terrorists on rise in U.K.

Number of would-be terrorists on rise in U.K.

The chief of domestic intelligence in Britain has stated that at least 20 million people in Britain pose a "direct threat to national security and public safety" because of their potential to grow beards.
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Funny story: How To Handle Being Panhandled

How To Handle Being Panhandled

How many times, on average, do you get panhandled in a year? Outside Seven Eleven's, churches, bus stops, pay toilets, you name a public gathering spot and chances are you have been shaken down by a nice homeless person several times this past week. How do you handle this without being rude or being beaten to death?...
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Funny story: Hollywood Writer's Strike Means More Reality Shows

Hollywood Writer's Strike Means More Reality Shows

As Hollywood writers officially go out on strike, networks are scrambling to fill time slots formally covered by scripted shows. Their solution? Fill those two hours a day with even more reality shows!...
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Funny story: After Failing With "Save the Dolphins, Save the World," Hayden Panettierre Finds New Cause

After Failing With "Save the Dolphins, Save the World," Hayden Panettierre Finds New Cause

In Japan last week, Heroes actress Hayden Panettierre was unable to save a group of dolphins from becoming dinner. The 18 year old and a group of protestors were beaten back by fishermen with poles and hooks when they tried to save a pod of the inte...
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Funny story: TheSpoof.com sacks its writers for showing sympathy to WGA strikers; outsources to Bollywood; editors betting no one will know the difference

TheSpoof.com sacks its writers for showing sympathy to WGA strikers; outsources to Bollywood; editors betting no one will know the difference

London, England - An attempt by comedy writers to lend sympathetic support to their brothers and sisters in the Writers Guild of America (WGA) strike was dealt with swiftly and harshly by the editors at one of the world's most popular satire site...
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Funny story: Transformers Star Shia LeBeouf Arrested For Drunk and Disorderly

Transformers Star Shia LeBeouf Arrested For Drunk and Disorderly

Star of the hit movie Transformers and Disney Channel veteran actor Shia LeBeouf was arrested early this morning on charges of public intoxication and drunk and disorderly in a Chicago pharmacy. The actor refused to leave when asked by a security gu...
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Funny story: Al Gore Finds New Cause Of Global Warming

Al Gore Finds New Cause Of Global Warming

Nobel Prize winner, Al Gore, today announced he has single-handedly found a new major cause of global warming. Haircuts.
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Funny story: MI5 Chief: Pacifists Target UK Teenagers With Pop

MI5 Chief: Pacifists Target UK Teenagers With Pop

British kids as vulnerable as 25 have been talked into "peace-related" activity as anti-war campaigners lure them into EVIL ways by playing them Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty songs, the chief of detectives said today.
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Funny story: Convicted killer asks Court of Appeal for "Get out of Jail Free" card

Convicted killer asks Court of Appeal for "Get out of Jail Free" card

Convicted killer Gary Borge, who was found guilty of shooting TV celebrity Jan Dildo several years ago, is asking the Court of Appeal to quash his appeal on the grounds that the judge and jury at his original trial a...
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Funny story: Is the Character Louis Walsh really Graham Norton?

Is the Character Louis Walsh really Graham Norton?

Rumours are circulating in Show Biz circles that Louis Walsh is in fact really Graham Norton.
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Funny story: Feeling Grinchy? Celebrate Your Heart of Coal as the Holidays Approach

Feeling Grinchy? Celebrate Your Heart of Coal as the Holidays Approach

Bah Humbug! Sometimes you just want to be a grinch. Celebrate your inner grinch by being a grouch and frowning on the festive glow of the holidays.
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Funny story: New Executive Order Adds Thumbscrews to Bush's Torture Toolbox

New Executive Order Adds Thumbscrews to Bush's Torture Toolbox

Washinton, DC (AP) - In a monumental signing statement today, President Bush authorized the use of thumbscrews during "enhanced interrogations" by CIA and other US agents.
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Funny story: 'Thousands' of politicians pose UK terror threat

'Thousands' of politicians pose UK terror threat

Whitehall - (Conspiracy Mess): Thousands of British politicians pose a threat to national security because of their support for terrorism according to the head of MI5.
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Funny story: Crimebotch presenters framed me says convicted Dando killer

Crimebotch presenters framed me says convicted Dando killer

Court of Appeal, London - (Stitch-Up Mess): Barry George has told an Appeal Court judge that Crimebotch presenters framed him for Jill Dando's death "because the show would have bombed if that Nick Ross had been collared," acco...
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Funny story: Pope to ask Bandar for BAE slush fund handout

Pope to ask Bandar for BAE slush fund handout

Vatican City - (Baksheesh Mess): Tuesday's historic state visit by the king of Sordid Arabia to the Vatican is set to focus on the Pontiff's demands for a slice of the BAE slushfund that former ambassador to the US Prince Bandar received from...
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Funny story: Comet Holmes Heads for Planet Earth!

Comet Holmes Heads for Planet Earth!

Mount Palomar, California (IP) - Breaking news being broadcast in morse code from the Mount Palomar Observatory Campus indicates that Comet Holmes has changed course and is headed directly for the Earth. Morse code was used in order to avoid creatin...
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Funny story: Martina Hingis lands lucrative Sinex Deal

Martina Hingis lands lucrative Sinex Deal

Martina Hingis, the former Tennis ace, who earlier this week tested positive for being monged off her face after snorting a bag of Cocaine during this years Wimbledon, has landed a lucrative sponsorship deal with Vicks to be the new face of their fla...
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Funny story: Alonso Joins Reliant

Alonso Joins Reliant

Former world champion and best mate of Lewis Hamilton has sensationally quit the Maclaren team to join the fledgeling Team Reliant Robin. The acrimonious split with Maclaren was largely expected and Alonso had been linked with a possible return to Re...
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Funny story: France's Sarkozy An Israeli Mossad Agent

France's Sarkozy An Israeli Mossad Agent

PARIS (FMLiveWire) -- French President Nicolas Sarkozy has confirmed that he is an active intelligence agent for Israel's Mossad in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire.
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Funny story: Man Shoots Firework Out Of His Anus At Gordon Brown

Man Shoots Firework Out Of His Anus At Gordon Brown

Prime Minister Gordon Brown narrowly avoided serious injury today when a man in the crowd waiting outside 10 Downing Street shot a firework out of his anus at him. The man, believed to be in his late fifties, dropped his trousers and inserted a lo...
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Funny story: Injury Lawyer sues himself

Injury Lawyer sues himself

Personal Injury Lawyer Phil Mepoketz, has filed a negligence claim against himself after suffering a paper-cut whilst filling in a lottery slip at work.
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Funny story: Self-Help Guidance on How to Write a The Spoof! Article (Part One)

Self-Help Guidance on How to Write a The Spoof! Article (Part One)

1. Stand on your head. The flow of blood to your cranium will help the flow of ideas.
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Funny story: Atari SMEGMAtron-7000 Will Hit Shelves Before Holidays

Atari SMEGMAtron-7000 Will Hit Shelves Before Holidays

US and A - Atari, Inc. has announced that it's new SMEGMAtron-7000 will be ready just in time for the onslaught of holiday shopping this year.
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Funny story: The Tent, Part I

The Tent, Part I

"Come on. Take it easy. Give it a go. The sky won't tumble down. Join us and let's spend one night in the bosom of the rocky mountain, under the bright stars, with night breeze rising from the fragrant wild bushes and flowers. Let's hear the call of the wild in the dead of night. Forget about clean bed sheets, TV, World News, politics, glamorous celebrities, greed, plots, promotio...
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Funny story: Before:

Before:

Before I come near you, would you like to come near me?...
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Funny story: "Sissy" Sports On The Rise

"Sissy" Sports On The Rise

In the USA, manly contact sports such as boxing, football, basketball, hockey and sex are losing popularity, giving way to what experts call "sissy sports" ...
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Funny story: Are You Smarter Than A Super Model?

Are You Smarter Than A Super Model?

Gisele Bundchen wants to remain the world's richest model and is insisting that she be paid in almost any currency but the U.S. dollar.
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Funny story: Guilderland NY Election Going Nuts!

Guilderland NY Election Going Nuts!

Politics in Guilderland NY has long been strange, but recent events have elevated the oddities. First some background. After 100 years of Republican rule, the party splintered in a factional dispute some 10 years ago. One leader of the castaways,...
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Funny story: Albany Times Union Wins Lead Bottom Award

Albany Times Union Wins Lead Bottom Award

Journalists Without Boundaries, a Myanmar-based group, today awarded the Albany NY Times Union with its Medal for Journalistic Heroism, the Lead Bottom.
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Funny story: Comet Holmes Signals End Times

Comet Holmes Signals End Times

Mephistophels, Tennessee (IP) - Comet Holmes is the fifth sign in a series of recent events that signals the end of the current world.
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Funny story: The Spoof! as Reliable as Mainstream Media, Study Finds

The Spoof! as Reliable as Mainstream Media, Study Finds

Planet Earth (AP) - A study conducted by the League of Informed Gentlemen has determined that reading articles and stories on satire website The Spoof! is nearly as or more informative than most mainstream media reporting.
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