Funny story: A Writer's Strike With No Picketers?

A Writer's Strike With No Picketers?

(Hollywood) - A reporter for TheSpoof.com, Andrew Lawrence, of Los Angeles, CA, was an eyewitness today to the mysterious absence of any striking writers picketing outside Universal Studios and Warner Bros Studio.
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Funny story: Conjoined Lowton Twin Brothers Separated

Conjoined Lowton Twin Brothers Separated

LONDON - A hospital spokesperson announced that the surgical procedure to separate the two conjoined Lowton twin brothers was a complete success.
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Funny story: And A Happy Thanksgiving To You! IN JAIL!

And A Happy Thanksgiving To You! IN JAIL!

Well, maybe you don't need to go to jail to have a happy Thanksgiving, but I was feeling quite Mr. Potterish today, as the GD season of peace and love creeps into my butt.
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Funny story: Democrats and Republicans Agree on National Primary Day

Democrats and Republicans Agree on National Primary Day

WASHINGTON - The chairmen of the Democratic and Republican parties announced today an agreement in which both parties would hold nationwide primary elections on the same day. At a news conference held in the restroom of a popular Georgetown bar, Demo...
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Funny story: New Banking Disaster Shakes Investor Confidence

New Banking Disaster Shakes Investor Confidence

There have been calls today for a public inquiry following revelations that the National-Universal Bank has lost nearly a million pounds of investors' money.
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Funny story: Giant Lobster fossil 'not missing Maddy'

Giant Lobster fossil 'not missing Maddy'

The parents of missing toddler Madeleine McCann had their hopes raised yet again after a fossilised skeleton was discovered in Germany - only to be told it was in fact the claw of a prehistoric crustacean.
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Funny story: Huckabee's Serbian Heritage

Huckabee's Serbian Heritage

Arkansas USA -- Mike Huckabee is turning on the juice in the run up to the first primaries in January. Every one in his campaign is upbeat as Iowa is within reach. "If we can take Iowa, Romney's done," smiled a staffer who declined to...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie to star in "Mother Teresa"

Angelina Jolie to star in "Mother Teresa"

KOLCATA - India News Bureau - Hundreds of reporters gathered at the train station to wait for actress Angelina Jolie who was arriving in town to begin filming the rock opera version of "Mother Teresa."
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Funny story: Ron Paul Recovery Center Opens to Swarms of Addicts

Ron Paul Recovery Center Opens to Swarms of Addicts

This week in Evanston, Indiana, the first Ron Paul Addiction Recovery Center opened to swarms of patients, all desperate for reprieve from their crazed support of Republican Presidential Candidate, Ron Paul. Within the first three hours, nurses and o...
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Funny story: Brown Backs Finance Minister Over U.K. Data Loss

Brown Backs Finance Minister Over U.K. Data Loss

British Prime Minister Gordon Brown is standing by his finance minister after opposition parties accused his government of incompetence and stupidity after losing confidential personal details of almost half the U.K. population.
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Funny story: Alistair Darling: Out On A Limb!

Alistair Darling: Out On A Limb!

Inept, and slightly camp looking, Chancellor of the Exchequer Alistair Darling is tonight said to be 'out on a limb' after a series of embarrassing blunders from his department.
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Funny story: England drop Beckham and Bentley

England drop Beckham and Bentley

England boss Steve McLaren has dropped ball bender Beckham from the squad for the England qualifier against football giants Croatia this evening. In a statement McLaren revealed; "Beckham simply couldn't be selected, as when making the shirt...
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Funny story: Man sells soul on eBay

Man sells soul on eBay

John C. Jackson of Dallas, Texas, posted his soul for sale on eBay today. The opening bid was listed at $150,000.
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Funny story: Rally Monkey catches rabies

Rally Monkey catches rabies

The Los Angleles Angels of Anahiem, formerly known as the Anaheim Angels, Los Angeles Angels, California Angels, etc. released a press statement today saying that the beloved rally monkey of the team has been quarantined with rabies. It appears the p...
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Funny story: Puppet Monarch ordered Warren Commission to erase presidential motorcade passenger list

Puppet Monarch ordered Warren Commission to erase presidential motorcade passenger list

Dallas, Texas - (Filthy Conspiracy Mess): One the eve of the 44th anniversary of the Puppet Monarch's assassination of President John F Kennedy UK secret service sources have uncovered damning evidence that Old Fatty Mountbatten leaned on the War...
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Funny story: CNN announces, "We are looking Ms. America as News Reader".

CNN announces, "We are looking Ms. America as News Reader".

Mr. Turner here in Atlanta announced today "we are looking for a proposal to be prepared for Ms. America inviting her into a contract to join CNN as News Reader".
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Funny story: Diana was convinced Thought Police were bugging her brain

Diana was convinced Thought Police were bugging her brain

London - (Ass Mess): Princess Diana was convinced a hi-tech brain implant was being used by MI5 to monitor her thoughts according to her former private secretary.
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Funny story: Spay Your PreTeens

Spay Your PreTeens

Sources inside the Pat Robertson - Rudy Giuliani for President campaign have just revealed how Rudy made a secret new agreement to secure the endorsement by the Christian Coalition last Wednesday.
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Funny story: Republicans Search for Savior

Republicans Search for Savior

Trouble is a-brewing, trouble most horrid. Never in the history of the state has a President suffered with such low approval ratings. Figures released just minutes ago show that Commander and Chief's rating stands at a respectable 2%, with a 2.4%...
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Funny story: Jailed Mum Defends Daughter's Decision To 'Bunk Off' From School

Jailed Mum Defends Daughter's Decision To 'Bunk Off' From School

A mother who was jailed because she failed to ensure her daughter attended school, has spoke out in defence of the girl's decision, saying that the education system is a joke, and that she, herself, never went to...
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Funny story: "LOST!"

"LOST!"

In Seine news can reveal that Channel 4 and the BBC are in a race to produce a "Comedy of Errors" called Lost.
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Funny story: Sarkozy Urges French Strikers to Accept Theft of Pension Rights By the Rich

Sarkozy Urges French Strikers to Accept Theft of Pension Rights By the Rich

PARIS (FMLiveWire) - French President Nicholas Sarkozy has urged striking French public sector workers to passively accept the theft of their pension rights in order to make his rich cronies "even richer."...
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Funny story: Darling Security Breach Actually Just an Episode of Blackadder

Darling Security Breach Actually Just an Episode of Blackadder

The government was facing an embarrassing climbdown last night as it emerged a shocking lapse in security in which two computer discs with 25 million people's personal details on them were lost in the post, was merely a plotline for the new serie...
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Funny story: Katie Price Writes Some More Crap Books

Katie Price Writes Some More Crap Books

Katie Price, the wife of tiny little Australian singer Peter Andre, has released another batch of books she has been busy writing, just in time for Christmas, and those all-important stocking fillers...
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Funny story: U.S. Seed contribution at the Svalbard Int'l Seed Vault rejected as counterfeit; evidence of genetically altered grain found

U.S. Seed contribution at the Svalbard Int'l Seed Vault rejected as counterfeit; evidence of genetically altered grain found

Some Rock Island, North Pole - Previously rejected by its two-thousand-year-old indigenous corn grower neighbors to the south in Mexico, and even starving African countries abroad, the U.S. agriculture industry received the biggest slap in its face t...
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Funny story: Jeb Bush is in!

Jeb Bush is in!

Miami USA -- There was a surprise announcement today from Jeb Bush, President Bush's younger brother, that he will step up and enter the race for the GOP nomination.
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Funny story: U.S. To Offer 'Winter In Waziristan' Program

U.S. To Offer 'Winter In Waziristan' Program

(Washington) - A new U.S. educational program was launched today, sponsored by the U.S. State Dept, offering a "Winter In Waziristan" vacation to any U.S. citizen who thinks that America sucks.
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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Claims She is the Real Cracklin' Rosie

Rosie O'Donnell Claims She is the Real Cracklin' Rosie

After hearing the story about Sweet Caroline being Caroline Kennedy, Rosie O'Donnell announced she is the real Cracklin' Rosie. She claims Neil Diamond once saw her in the audience of one of his concerts and she yelled out her name so loudly...
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Funny story: "Get stuffed" this holiday; advice from voluptuous fitness guru, Cloy Bauer

"Get stuffed" this holiday; advice from voluptuous fitness guru, Cloy Bauer

Today show nutritionist, fitness guru and founder of the Cloy Fit club, Cloy "the joy of epicurean and gluttonous behavior" Bauer says that Thanksgiving doesn't have to be feast or famine as long as you follow her advice: * Wake up in the morning on Thanksgiving Day and have lots of passionate sex on. Nobody has to be at work, and, sex lasting long enough, can stimulate yo...
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Funny story: One Story of two Friends

One Story of two Friends

This is a tale of two friends.
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Funny story: Closet Charmin squeezers come out of WC to mourn Mr. Whipple's death

Closet Charmin squeezers come out of WC to mourn Mr. Whipple's death

Thousands of 2-ply Charmin toilet tissue closet squeezers came out today to mourn the death of Mr. Whipple. Mr. Whipple, who was famous for squeezing toilet tissue, died in Hollywood on the set of another commercial yesterday.
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Funny story: The Nude Arts

The Nude Arts

I wanted to write a story. So I needed a subject and a bunch of words. I'd go over to the computer, sit and magically release these words through my fingers into the keyboard, passing them through the hard drive, and out on the screen in order to make a story. I don't have that here. So you think I'm writing a story about not writing a story, and that's my gimmick. That's not a...
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Funny story: Slow News Day

Slow News Day

Today, the world suffered with the slowest news day in history. Journalists searched high and low for even a hint of a good story, but to no avail, and scholars researched in long forgotten documents for even a whisper of some story, but again, to no...
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