Funny story: Bush: Oil Industry Needs the Subsidies!

Bush: Oil Industry Needs the Subsidies!

Wall Street, NYC - "Our profits fell below four billion this quarter," Chevron representative Rick James pleads, "which is the first time we've had a drop in earnings in more than 5 years!" Chevron CEO David O'Reilly took...
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Funny story: Dr. Phil psychoanalyzes kid who started So. California wildfires before a studio audience: arsonist, or just a mischievous 9-year-old boy?

Dr. Phil psychoanalyzes kid who started So. California wildfires before a studio audience: arsonist, or just a mischievous 9-year-old boy?

Burbank, California - American's favorite country psychiatrist, Dr. Phil, volunteered to psychoanalyze kid who started Southern California wildfires to determine if he is in fact an arsonist or just a mischievous 9-year-old boy who should not hav...
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Funny story: Juilliard and Berkely Music Schools Team Up

Juilliard and Berkely Music Schools Team Up

Boston, MA (IP) - The Jilliard and Berkeley Music Schools have teamed up and are working on a joint project to build a giant saxophone.
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Funny story: Homosexual sighting in Iran "was weather balloon"

Homosexual sighting in Iran "was weather balloon"

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has acted quickly to quell speculation following news that a homosexual was sighted in Tehran, saying that the suspec...
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Funny story: Sen Larry Craig Syndrome Erupts In Daytona Beach Mall Sting

Sen Larry Craig Syndrome Erupts In Daytona Beach Mall Sting

Daytona Beach, Florida - (Ass Mess): An outbreak of Senator Larry Craig syndrome has erupted in Daytona Beach, Florida where an undercover mall bathroom sting has netted a former city commissioner and mayoral candidate along with eight other lewd and...
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Funny story: O'Reilly Contract Promises Wardrobe Provided by Indian Slave Children

O'Reilly Contract Promises Wardrobe Provided by Indian Slave Children

New York, NY (AP) - Intense negotiations over the contract renewal of Fox News anchor Bill O'Reilly wrapped up today after O'Reilly was granted the request that had held up the negotiations; that his wardrobe be exclusively produced by Indian...
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Funny story: Scientists Find Nougat On Mars

Scientists Find Nougat On Mars

NASA made a dramatic announcement today that may very well prove that we are not alone in the universe.
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Funny story: Puppet Queen Mother's bones test positive for DNA match to George Bush Senior

Puppet Queen Mother's bones test positive for DNA match to George Bush Senior

St George's Chapel, Windsor - (Reuterus): Months of covert DNA testing at the National Poisons Unit at Aldermaston has concluded that Ms Violet Freeman, a Stalinist double agent who impersonated the Queen Mother from September 1940 to March 2002,...
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Funny story: Met chief: people hate me because of my surname

Met chief: people hate me because of my surname

New Scotland Yard - (Ass Mes): Beleaguered Met police chief Sir Ian Blair has hit back at calls for his resignation and said people want him to quit because they think he's related to ex-Prime Monster Tony Blair.
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Funny story: Govt to introduce legislation excusing Ministers from road safety laws

Govt to introduce legislation excusing Ministers from road safety laws

Breaking news: Following the fining of Home Office Minister Liam Byrne for using his mobile phone while driving, the Government has announced that it will introduce new legislation excusing Ministers from road safety laws.
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Funny story: State Opening of Parliament Scrapped Amid Guy Fawkes Prophecy Fears

State Opening of Parliament Scrapped Amid Guy Fawkes Prophecy Fears

Shitehall, London: (Bonfire Night Mess): Tuesday's State Opening of Parliament has been cancelled after apocryphal soothsayers' documents were found in a Westminster Abbey crypt.
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Funny story: Astronaut May Gain Super-Powers

Astronaut May Gain Super-Powers

Houston, NASA - Nasa officials are planning a risky spacewalk on Saturday to repair the International Space Station. But they warned the procedure does contain a slight risk of electrocution.
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Funny story: Pushers Selling Water in Atlanta

Pushers Selling Water in Atlanta

Atlanta, Georgia (IP) - TheSpoof.com reporter Antoinette MacRobitussin was sent to do an undercover story about the severe shortage of water being experienced in Atlanta, Georgia as well as all of the southern states.
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Funny story: Bill Gates Raises a Tantrum

Bill Gates Raises a Tantrum

Yes Mr Bill Gates so what if the asians have beaten you this time. You have been on top of the ladder too long, right?! Oh the poor (rich) man must be tired holding on to the ladder all these years.
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Funny story: Sir Ian Blair Finally Does The Right Thing

Sir Ian Blair Finally Does The Right Thing

(Reutar!) The commissioner of the Metropolitan Police Force, Sir Ian Blair, has finally buckled under pressure, and tendered his resignation with immediate effect, claims a source in the pub.
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Funny story: Cressida Dick Voted 'Most Outrageously Named Copper' Of 2007

Cressida Dick Voted 'Most Outrageously Named Copper' Of 2007

Cressida Dick, the high-ranking policewoman who was left in charge of the dimwits who shot innocent Jean Charles de Menezes through his bonce seven times, has been voted the 'Most Outrage...
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Funny story: Imus is back

Imus is back

The irreverent shock jock, Don Anus will be back again in December airing his new show, "All Things Black and White." Citadel broadcasting which controls WABC (Wasn't Always a Bad Child) plans to syndicate to thousands of radio stations...
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Funny story: Dog "The Nig__r Hunter" Chapman Caught Using Off Color Comments

Dog "The Nig__r Hunter" Chapman Caught Using Off Color Comments

The National Enquirer has released audiotapes revealing another side of Duane "Dog" Chapman, The Bounty Hunter. The audiotape reveals Chapman repeatable saying nig__r this and nig__r that, when speaking to his son who is dating a black w...
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Funny story: Democrats Are Appeasing Me: Bush

Democrats Are Appeasing Me: Bush

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - President Bush compared Congressional Democrats to people who helped the rise of Stalin and Hitler in the last century, saying there will be similar consequences today.
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Funny story: Tear in space station solar panel caused by drunk astronauts; Spears' panties found in space

Tear in space station solar panel caused by drunk astronauts; Spears' panties found in space

A spacewalking astronaut who had too much to drink at the international space station ripped a hole in a solar panel today as he tripped and floated into the station.
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