Funny story: CPS KO Eubank

CPS KO Eubank

Police throughout the United Kingdom have been mobilised in a search for missing criminal and former boxer Chris Eubank after he was found guilty of a breach of the Serious and Organised Crime Act.
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Funny story: HN51 Virus: Risk to Domestic Cats in Prospect

HN51 Virus: Risk to Domestic Cats in Prospect

A radical group of ornithologists, The Great-Tits Appreciation Society, today issued a communique warning of the dangers to cats posed by the HN51 Bird Flu Virus.
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Funny story: Doctor Who?

Doctor Who?

There was consternation amongst the kings of Science Fiction geekery, when not one, but two Doctor Whos appeared on the BBC's charity flagship show, Children in Need.
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Funny story: Barry Bonds; all other players indicted for steroid abuse

Barry Bonds; all other players indicted for steroid abuse

Barry Bonds and every other Major League Baseball player over the past eight years have been indicted for steroid abuse, according to BALCO investigators.
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Funny story: Pakistan's Musharraf shuffles deck chairs on the Titanic - trots out "Silly Bugger" interim govt - US pleased as punch!!

Pakistan's Musharraf shuffles deck chairs on the Titanic - trots out "Silly Bugger" interim govt - US pleased as punch!!

"Today we are creating history because never has Pakistan seen such a smooth transition of government. I Take Pride in the fact that Being a Man in Uniform I have Actually Introduced the Essence of Democ...
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Funny story: Dolphins Replace Cleo Lemon With Jack Lemmon

Dolphins Replace Cleo Lemon With Jack Lemmon

The Miami Dolphins have benched Cleo Lemon in favour of Oscar-winning actor Jack Lemmon, as the fish look to avoid an oh and sixteen season.
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Funny story: Hell's Kitchen Chef Moderates Democratic Debate in Vegas

Hell's Kitchen Chef Moderates Democratic Debate in Vegas

"You candidates are all fake Presidents, and all of your answers are canned and prepackaged. I want you to use fresh ingredients from scratch from now on." These were the opening instructions to all of the Democratic contenders in the debat...
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Funny story: Elvis was the King Clone - more to follow!

Elvis was the King Clone - more to follow!

According to 'The Scalpel' medical journal, it was revealed that in the not-so-distant future, when scientists have perfected the cloning technique, they have decided that each person should have a copy, which would be stored...
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Funny story: Born-again, Torn-again 'virgins' - spark new Islamic cult!!

Born-again, Torn-again 'virgins' - spark new Islamic cult!!

[Dateline Londonistan]: Just when it seemed that Islamic fundamentalism couldn't get any more extreme, a new study has revealed that social regression
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Funny story: JK Rowling "Outs" Hagrid as Bestiality Practitioner

JK Rowling "Outs" Hagrid as Bestiality Practitioner

(Manchester, UK, Nov 16) In a further surprise announcement about the sexual proclivities of one of the characters of the popular children's Harry Potter series, author JK Rowling has announced that "in my mind, Rubeus Hagrid was always in...
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Funny story: 'People' Magazine says Spongebob Squarepants is Sexiest Man Alive

'People' Magazine says Spongebob Squarepants is Sexiest Man Alive

People Magazine has bestowed the honor of "Sexiest Man Alive" upon popular childrens TV star Spongebob Squarepants in its latest issue, on sale now.
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Funny story: Little Boys recruiting donors for Rudy Giuliani Campaign

Little Boys recruiting donors for Rudy Giuliani Campaign

A rising tide of envy and outright jealousy describes how GOP Republican Presidential candidates regard the phenomenal success of the Ron Paul campaign.
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens flying to London for quicky virginity-repair op

Vanessa Hudgens flying to London for quicky virginity-repair op

Harley Street, London - (Hymen Mess): High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens is rumored to be on her way to the UK for a quickie hymen-fixing operation on the National Health Service.
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Funny story: Saudi Ambassador to London in the dock on £3 million gun-buying rampage

Saudi Ambassador to London in the dock on £3 million gun-buying rampage

London - (Diplomatic Immunity Mess): If last month's Halloween official state visit by the king of Sordid Arabia may have seemed a little frosty in diplomatic circles there is certainly worse to come.
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Funny story: Winehouse tour manager quits amid passive crack smoke complaint

Winehouse tour manager quits amid passive crack smoke complaint

Birmingham - (Powerlessness Mess): Too many crack cocaine fumes in Amy Winehouse's touring bus have been blamed on her manager Thom Stone quitting just days after the start of her UK sell-out tour.
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Funny story: George Foreman Unveils New Line of Fashion

George Foreman Unveils New Line of Fashion

Atlanta, Georgia (IP) - Famous boxing champion and businessman George Foreman has unveiled a new line of clothing. He has gone on a whirlwind tour of all the morning television talk shows as well as the Oprah show and on Jay Leno over the last two w...
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Funny story: Internet Use While Under the Influence; Crackdown Underway

Internet Use While Under the Influence; Crackdown Underway

Madrid Spain, Spain (IP) - Interpol is coordinating a worldwide crackdown against persons using the internet while under the influence of alcohol or illegal drugs or even pharmaceuticals capable of impairing judgement.
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Funny story: US Dollar Rises as FBI Confiscates Gold

US Dollar Rises as FBI Confiscates Gold

U.S. Federal authorities have begun confiscating gold and and other precious metals from private holdings in the United States. Beginning with the raids yesterday in Evansville Illinois as FBI agents seized over 2 tons of privately owned bullion from...
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Funny story: Boom! To US Economy as Jay-Z Drops the Dollar

Boom! To US Economy as Jay-Z Drops the Dollar

It was announced earlier this morning that the formidable rap royalty collaboration Jay-Z and Beyonce plan to expand their empire to another level with the extension of their brand to a whole new currency
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Funny story: France: Striker Sect awaits doomsday

France: Striker Sect awaits doomsday

About 100,000 members of an eccentric public servant sect have retreated to the European capital of Paris, where they have been in a stand off with authorities. The so called orthodox French Liberal Unioners of Faith "FLUF ", spread on t...
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Funny story: Amy Winehouse: "Just kidding!"

Amy Winehouse: "Just kidding!"

World famous artist, Amy Winehouse has announced to the world that her current antics are just a hoax.
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Funny story: Hillary "the Fabulous Moolah" Clinton mud wrestles with all the boys in Vegas

Hillary "the Fabulous Moolah" Clinton mud wrestles with all the boys in Vegas

Rivaling the World Wrestling Federation in action, six democratic hopeful presidential candidates went at it in a scheduled 10-round mud wrestling contest last night in Vegas.
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Funny story: Hooters Waitress, Kyla Ebbert, loses carry-on luggage during Southwest flight to Playboy.com interview; in-flight nudity, body shots and debauchery

Hooters Waitress, Kyla Ebbert, loses carry-on luggage during Southwest flight to Playboy.com interview; in-flight nudity, body shots and debauchery

San Diego, California - In an attempt to make amends to Hooters waitress, Kyla Ebbert, for forcing her off their flight for wearing allegedly scantily clad clothing, Southwest Airlines offered to fly Ebbert to her Playboy.com interview free of charge...
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Funny story: Ron Paul Accused of Raising Too Much Money

Ron Paul Accused of Raising Too Much Money

"Who the hell does he think he is, Bill Clinton?" This, Mrs. Clinton's angry response to hearing Ron Paul's one day fundraising amount on his website creations.
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Funny story: Police Train Alligators to Eat Fleeing Car Thieves in Florida

Police Train Alligators to Eat Fleeing Car Thieves in Florida

Car thieves in Florida, beware! Using the Pavlov's dog training technique, every time a car alarm goes off gators start eating everyone in sight that is in a hurry.
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Funny story: Pope Changes Name to Ron Paul I, Endorses Candidate

Pope Changes Name to Ron Paul I, Endorses Candidate

The current pontiff, thinking he has some PR problems, has, in an unprecedented move, changed his name to Ron Paul I. "It rhymes with John Paul, and he is a really neat guy who doesn't like the war in Iraq, and besides, he is a veteran who w...
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Funny story: Pope to Recruit New Coach for Notre Dame Football Team

Pope to Recruit New Coach for Notre Dame Football Team

Rumor has it the pontiff will be in the US early next year to recruit Jimmy Johnson to coach Notre Dame to a championship year.
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Funny story: Ron Paul Buying Dallas Cowboys

Ron Paul Buying Dallas Cowboys

Ron Paul will buy The Dallas Cowboys football team, citing how George Bush used to own The Texas Rangers baseball team, also based in The Dallas, TX Area. "If you own a team that plays in that part of the state, it should increase your chances o...
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Funny story: Musharraf Quits Pakistan, Takes Over 7-11 Chain in US

Musharraf Quits Pakistan, Takes Over 7-11 Chain in US

Former ruler Musharraf has seized power over all 7-11s in the US, claiming Pakistanis are tired of just working in the stores, and should now also have the management of the company as well. "I thought of a hotel chain, but the Indians have that...
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Funny story: China to Move Manufacturing Plants to US

China to Move Manufacturing Plants to US

Tired of public outcry about lead paint on toys, poison in other products, China has announced it is fed up with the workers and greedy plant owners inside the borders, and will instead move manufacturing plants to the US, where environmental regulat...
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Funny story: Add Gators to Rio Grande to Stop Illegal Immigration, Say Texas Mayors

Add Gators to Rio Grande to Stop Illegal Immigration, Say Texas Mayors

Texas Mayors had a conference yesterday in Austin which had two recommendations for stemming the tide of illegal immigration. First, widen The Rio Grande, second, add alligators to it. This will both discourage attempts, and remove unwanted brave sou...
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Funny story: Ron Paul Look-a-Like Pizza Auctioned on eBay for $1.9 Million

Ron Paul Look-a-Like Pizza Auctioned on eBay for $1.9 Million

A pizza that looked so much like Ron Paul that Hillary Clinton threatened to use it as a voodoo doll has sold on eBay for $1.9 million. Word has it Republican contenders has purchased it and plan to use it for TV commercials over the next 2 months.
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Funny story: U.S. Drivers Celebrate Road Rage Day

U.S. Drivers Celebrate Road Rage Day

Drivers throughout the U.S. will be celebrating the 1st annual Road Rage Day tomorrow, starting at 7:00AM local time and continuing through the evening rush hour. In anticipation of Road Rage Day drivers in major U.S. cities today were testing their...
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Funny story: Bonds: "They Weren't Performance Enhancing Steroids"

Bonds: "They Weren't Performance Enhancing Steroids"

SAN FRANCISCO - Baseball's home run king, Barry Bonds, was his usual witty, charming self as he shrugged off questions regarding his recent indictment by a federal grand jury.
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Funny story: Barry Bonds wins Spoofwriter's award for "teacher of the year;" ironically loses perspective of own balls

Barry Bonds wins Spoofwriter's award for "teacher of the year;" ironically loses perspective of own balls

Barry Bonds just clinched it. After being indicted today for perjury and obstruction of justice, Bonds won Spoofwriter, King David's award for "teacher of the year."...
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