Funny story: Gordon Brown Issues Fatwah Over Madeleine McCann "Funny" Pictures

Gordon Brown Issues Fatwah Over Madeleine McCann "Funny" Pictures

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has today issued a Fatwah against German magazine editor Martin Sonneborn following the publication of "humourous" pictures of Madeleine McCann in his "hilarious" magazine "Titanic".
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Funny story: Tiddlywinks World Cup Comes to UK

Tiddlywinks World Cup Comes to UK

This week beings the biggest sporting event since the "pass the parcel world championships" in August. Sources say that a record number of alcohol and drugs will be consumed throughout this prestigious event including Jim Bowen's favour...
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Funny story: Somebody Somewhere to Blame for Everything

Somebody Somewhere to Blame for Everything

Scientists have at last proven that whenever anything happens, that someone, somewhere is ultimately to blame. Proving once and for all that there is no such thing as personal responsibility.
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Funny story: Hayden Panettiere Fails To Rescue Tiny Baby Dolphin From Japanese Whalers

Hayden Panettiere Fails To Rescue Tiny Baby Dolphin From Japanese Whalers

Heroes starlet Hayden Panettiere has been involved in a violent confrontation with adult dolphins as she struggled to save a baby dolphin, also known as a "sprat" or "roe", from Japanese fishermen.
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Funny story: Martina Hingis Quits Tennis Due to Positive Cocaine Tests

Martina Hingis Quits Tennis Due to Positive Cocaine Tests

Former Wimbledon champion Martina Hingis officially announced her retirement from tennis after her original and back up samples from this year's tournament tested positive for cocaine. She stated that the long suspension time and legal battles t...
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Funny story: UN Security Council calls Emergency Meeting to consider Mills votes

UN Security Council calls Emergency Meeting to consider Mills votes

The United Nations Security Council has called a special emergency meeting for tomorrow. The move followed the public declaration by Heather Mills McCartney, the soon to be ex-wife of Paul McCartney, known affectionately in the British press as Lady...
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Funny story: Ronnie Corbett Actually 7 Feet Tall

Ronnie Corbett Actually 7 Feet Tall

It was discovered today that the much disputed actual height of former comic and chimney sweep Ronnie Corbett is seven feet.
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Funny story: Loonie Becomes New World Reserve Currency

Loonie Becomes New World Reserve Currency

After an emergency meeting of the Finance Ministers of the G-186 here in the capital city of Gaborone situated along the beautiful Limpopo river, it was decided that all member States of the G-186 would use the Loonie, or as its officially known as t...
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Funny story: A380 Airbus "Love Boat of the Skies" bans love making while aboard; now to charge full adult fare for any children conceived during flight

A380 Airbus "Love Boat of the Skies" bans love making while aboard; now to charge full adult fare for any children conceived during flight

Tokyo, Japan - With the current trend in the airline industry of charging overweight passengers double the fare for taking up two seats, Singapore Airlines announced today it has adopted a similar policy to contend with all the sex its passengers are...
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Funny story: Scotch wife guilty of serving her husband shit vindaloo

Scotch wife guilty of serving her husband shit vindaloo

A Scottish sheriff court has found Scots wife Jill Martin guilty of serving her husband an Indian meal composed of excrement. But instead of sending the evil harpy to gaol, a silly female Scotch judge admonished or released her.
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Funny story: Viscountess Linley consults divorce lawyer

Viscountess Linley consults divorce lawyer

Belgravia, London - (Tabloid Mess): Lord Linley's blonde bombshell wife Serena has been seen arriving at the Red Lion Square orifices of top-notch London divorce lawyers Mishcon de Reya, looking thunderous.
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Funny story: Britney for Prize

Britney for Prize

So all is not good in the Spears household.... or is it? No, no its not.
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Funny story: Council's dying to get into the cemeteries

Council's dying to get into the cemeteries

Cemeteries are set for a make-over as part of new government plans to make the most of urban open spaces.
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Funny story: Halloween horror mystery as Ramones' manager found dead in NY apartment

Halloween horror mystery as Ramones' manager found dead in NY apartment

Fifth Avenue, NYC - (Suspicious Mess): Mystery surrounds an early Halloween horror in New York's swanky Fifth Avenue as Linda Stein, co-manager of the legendary punk rock band The Ramones, was found bludgeoned to death in her apartment on Tuesday...
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Funny story: Rowling Publishes 'Coruscating' Shopping List

Rowling Publishes 'Coruscating' Shopping List

Children's writer and deity JK Rowling has today published her latest work, a series of handwritten shopping lists. The critics are already hailing this collection as a classic, with the Independent describing it as 'coruscating', the Tim...
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Funny story: Clinton: I'm Happy to be a Harpy

Clinton: I'm Happy to be a Harpy

Ames, Iowa - Hiilary Clinton made an explosive remark to reporters at her Ames, Iowa press conference on Thursday. When asked how she responded to her opponents recent attacks on her policy statements, Clinton fired back, "If they're accusin...
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Funny story: Truth in Clinton's "Is' is Uncovered

Truth in Clinton's "Is' is Uncovered

Thanks to the Freedom of Information Act, hidden sections in the transcripts from the testimony of President William Jefferson Clinton during his appearance in 1998 before the Grand Jury have been uncovered. This particular excerpt shed a lot of light:...
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Funny story: The Reptiles Had a master plan

The Reptiles Had a master plan

The reptiles had a master plan, a plan to rule the world. They called their plan the right to vote let the mice think their in charge, however when the votings done the power will always be ours.
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Funny story: Whopper Black Hole Found in Space by Astronomers

Whopper Black Hole Found in Space by Astronomers

Mount Palomar, California (IP) - An Astronomer on Mount Palomar has discovered a giant Whopper black hole in the outer reaches of the universe.
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Funny story: One Of Heather Mills' Legs Is Shorter Than The Other - Claim

One Of Heather Mills' Legs Is Shorter Than The Other - Claim

Heather Mills, the estranged wife of still-crooning ex-Beatle Paul Mills-McCartney, laid siege to a series of TV studios yesterday morning, claiming that stories of her having a wooden leg were "prepost...
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Funny story: Georgia to Steal Water from North Carolina

Georgia to Steal Water from North Carolina

Atlanta, Georgia (IP) - Imperial Klan Wizard and Georgia governor Sonny Shitler has made good on a promise to steal water from North Carolina. The governor has hired an oil company with sideways drilling technology to drill a horizontal well northwa...
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Funny story: Do Fat People Need to Eat?

Do Fat People Need to Eat?

Cloverdale, Michigan - Charlie Rome, an obese Michigan man, was seen transporting a large volume of food across a busy Cloverdale street last week. It was unclear why the corpulent Mr. Rome would require additional food, since his bloated body alread...
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Funny story: Blackmail cops interview Prince Harry under pretence of shooting protected wildlife

Blackmail cops interview Prince Harry under pretence of shooting protected wildlife

Buckingham Palace refused to comment over allegations that the police didn't interview Prince Harry about shooting wildlife but instead about him being the "Junior Royal" in the sex and drugs blackmail scandal.
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Funny story: MRSA down by 10% - Government celebrates with street parties

MRSA down by 10% - Government celebrates with street parties

News that 10% fewer people are dying of MRSA and other hospital superbugs has been received with great cheering by MPs in Westminster and now the Government has announced that it will organise street parties to celebrate.
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Funny story: Bush to 'Bomb Iran into the 18th Century"

Bush to 'Bomb Iran into the 18th Century"

WASHINGTON DC: Leaked tapes reveal that President George W Bush believes bombing is the best way forward for the Iranian people.
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Funny story: 3 Dead Men Arrested for Playing Alive

3 Dead Men Arrested for Playing Alive

Three dead men were arrested early Wednesday evening for walking around and pretending to be alive. The threesome was arrested shortly after they crashed a Halloween party when one of the invited guests noticed that they had no costumes.
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Funny story: British Paedos To Have Special 'Holiday Camps' In Thailand

British Paedos To Have Special 'Holiday Camps' In Thailand

British paedophiles heading to Thailand will in the future be housed in 'special holiday camps' currently being built by Thai developers.
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Funny story: Ron Paul Ties Giuliani and Romney in Odds of Winning

Ron Paul Ties Giuliani and Romney in Odds of Winning

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Smart money is rushing to support Ron Paul as he ties Rudy Giuliani and Mitt Romney with 5 to 1 odds of becoming the next US president.
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Funny story: Djibouti Chosen By UN As Top Country In Which To Live

Djibouti Chosen By UN As Top Country In Which To Live

NEW YORK - Djibouti (pronounced ji-boo-tee), also known officially as the Republic of Djibouti, was chosen by the United Nations as the top country in which to live in 2007.
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Funny story: Heather Mills Denies Nun's Story!

Heather Mills Denies Nun's Story!

Heather Mills broke down and wept during a Women's Institute interview while being questioned about a press story that claimed she had spent several years dressed as a nun.
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Funny story: Menstruating Hyena Hunter Criticizes All Crocodile Hunters

Menstruating Hyena Hunter Criticizes All Crocodile Hunters

Hell On Earth, Africa - Not so famous Menstruating Hyena Hunter George Nigelson today launched into a critical diatribe against his more famous brothers in wild animal hunting who focus on the safer non-menstruating type species such as crocodiles, a...
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Funny story: David Copperfield Makes Himself Disappear

David Copperfield Makes Himself Disappear

(Las Vegas) - World famous magician and accused rapist, David Copperfield, has performed the most astonishing magic trick of his career; he made himself disappear.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Becomes Newest Bush Presidential Advisor

Britney Spears Becomes Newest Bush Presidential Advisor

President Bush announced in a special Rose Garden ceremony that Britney Spears was chosen and has accepted the position recently vacated by Karl Rove of Chief Political Advisor to his Administration.
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Funny story: Larry King Victim of Head Shrinker! Interviews Britney Spears Anyway

Larry King Victim of Head Shrinker! Interviews Britney Spears Anyway

Chicago- Shock and awe are the only words for the new look sported now by Larry King, since his encounter with an irate head shrinker while vacationing in New Guinea.
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Funny story: Cheerleader Trampled by Football Team Becomes Top YouTube Video

Cheerleader Trampled by Football Team Becomes Top YouTube Video

The high school cheerleader in Washington that was accidentally trampled by the football team is recovering with only mild bruises. Friday evening, during the Homecoming game, she moved to straighten the center of a large banner just as the football...
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Funny story: Maddy: Misfit Murat 'Grilled Again'

Maddy: Misfit Murat 'Grilled Again'

Portugese police investigating the disappearance of Madeleine McCann are refocusing their attention on original suspect, dubious expat Brit loner, Robert Murat, 33.
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