There were 814 spoof news stories published in November 2007. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: 2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies at 22

2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies at 22

Jessica Marion died today at the age of 22. She was well known for the cult like short movie from 2 Girls 1 Cup. She died from complication stemming from food poisoning traced to a Los Angeles street vendor from a tainted buttered corn cob.
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Funny story: Hooters Waitress, Kyla Ebbert, loses carry-on luggage during Southwest flight to Playboy.com interview; in-flight nudity, body shots and debauchery

Hooters Waitress, Kyla Ebbert, loses carry-on luggage during Southwest flight to Playboy.com interview; in-flight nudity, body shots and debauchery

San Diego, California - In an attempt to make amends to Hooters waitress, Kyla Ebbert, for forcing her off their flight for wearing allegedly scantily clad clothing, Southwest Airlines offered to fly Ebbert to her Playboy.com interview free of charge...
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Funny story: Big Brother twins Sam & Amanda Marchant launch naked holographic pop-up Advent Calendar

Big Brother twins Sam & Amanda Marchant launch naked holographic pop-up Advent Calendar

London - (Bre-Assed Cheek & Reuterus): Big Brother twins Sam and Amanda Marchant are launching their naked pop-up Advent Calendar at the Piccadilly Circus Trocadero this week.
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Funny story: Jessica Alba: My vagina is off limits unless necessary

Jessica Alba: My vagina is off limits unless necessary

Hollywood sex godess, Jessica Alba has vowed never to go nude for a movie - unless the film makers absolutely require her to flash the flesh - due to her extreme Catholic upbringing, which forbids her from revealing her naked body.
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Funny story: Big Penis Guy: My penis is a temple, come worship it

Big Penis Guy: My penis is a temple, come worship it

World famous penis owner, Dave Pekering, from Oxford England, is amazed with all the attention his 'pecker' is getting - so amazed that he has sought official recognition from the Society of Religious Organistaions for it to...
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens: "My vagina is a wormhole to fame"

Vanessa Hudgens: "My vagina is a wormhole to fame"

Hollywood, California - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens has told admirers on her social networking site that shagging her is a sure-fire way to Hollywood stardom:...
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Funny story: Chelsy Davy videotape sex diary heart attack for Queen

Chelsy Davy videotape sex diary heart attack for Queen

London - (ReUterus & Ass mess): Chelsy Davy's decision to sell an intimate videotape sex diary of her three year fling with the Pretender's younger son Harry has sent the Queen's blood pressure boiling.
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Funny story: MLB, WWE Merge - MLB Managers to be Replaced With Nearly Nude WWE Divas

MLB, WWE Merge - MLB Managers to be Replaced With Nearly Nude WWE Divas

STAMFORD, CT - Creating a stir in the sports, entertainment, and sports-entertainment markets, Major League Baseball and World Wrestling Entertainment Inc. announced that they will be officially merging. Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig met with WW...
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Funny story: Hayden Panettiere's Vagina is Ready for its Close Up

Hayden Panettiere's Vagina is Ready for its Close Up

Hayden Panettiere is finally 18 and legal so that means we can tastefully share stories about her sweet little fun spot.
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Funny story: Britney's Freemason Ties Exposed in Tell-All Book

Britney's Freemason Ties Exposed in Tell-All Book

Britney Spears' first husband, Jason Allen Alexander, has just published a stunning tell-all novel about the pop princess turned Poppin' Fresh Dough Girl that reveals a myriad of stunning secrets about the star, including her ties to the secr...
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Funny story: Cheerleader Trampled by Football Team Becomes Top YouTube Video

Cheerleader Trampled by Football Team Becomes Top YouTube Video

The high school cheerleader in Washington that was accidentally trampled by the football team is recovering with only mild bruises. Friday evening, during the Homecoming game, she moved to straighten the center of a large banner just as the football...
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Funny story: Teenager Wins Place in Guinness Book of World Records for Farting

Teenager Wins Place in Guinness Book of World Records for Farting

Clyde Snodgrass, of Columbus Ohio has set a new Guinness World Record for the "Highest Number of Farts in a One Hour Period." The 17 year old high school student trained for six months in preparation for the competition which was held this...
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Funny story: Geneticists discover missing link between Mexican men and chupacabra mountain goats

Geneticists discover missing link between Mexican men and chupacabra mountain goats

Geneticists today reported discovering the missing link between Mexican men and the chupacabra mountain goat. Researchers from MIT (Man, It's Tested) laboratories say that they were tipped off when one of the researchers on the team observed a Me...
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Funny story: Breakfast Cereal Mascots Encourage Drug Use

Breakfast Cereal Mascots Encourage Drug Use

GOLDEN VALLEY, MN - For years, parents have believed what they were giving their children for breakfast were completely innocent, nutritious, and healthy, sugar-laden cereals. Anti-drug activists, however, have revealed that those naive parents were...
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Funny story: Kyla Ebbert joins Virgin Atlantic; Richard Branson hires her as the airlines official fashion consultant to help with its carbon-offset program

Kyla Ebbert joins Virgin Atlantic; Richard Branson hires her as the airlines official fashion consultant to help with its carbon-offset program

London, England - When Virgin Atlantic's Richard Branson, invited Hooters waitress, Kyla Ebbert, to fly his airline free of charge, everyone thought it was just another of his brilliant stuns to monopolize on free media. Well, Branson may have ou...
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Funny story: New Disney princess Giselle has 'enchanting' royal lineage...as Second Life hooker!

New Disney princess Giselle has 'enchanting' royal lineage...as Second Life hooker!

Disney HQ, Hollywood - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Disney's Internal Affairs department is probing reports that Enchanted's heroine Giselle is modelled on the hallucinogenic visions of a Texan sleazebag moonlighting as a Second Life
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Funny story: American babies born without arms and legs linked to unnatural trend

American babies born without arms and legs linked to unnatural trend

American babies are being born at an alarming rate without arms and legs according to the National Ambulatory Association (NAA), a non-profit organization assisting families of children born without their arms and legs.
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Funny story: Nations Asian Massage Parlors Raise Prices

Nations Asian Massage Parlors Raise Prices

In a decision that was expected throughout the Wall Street community, the nations Asian Massage Parlor Association (AMPA) announced yesterday that their membership voted to increase prices effective immediately. This will be the first price increase...
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Funny story: King Tut Tutankhamun Real Name was Finootch

King Tut Tutankhamun Real Name was Finootch

Cairo, Egypt (IP) - King Tut's real name has been discovered on a bracelet he wore around his wrist. Scientists have deciphered the letters on the bracelet and now know his whole name was King Tutankhamun Povenmire Finootch.
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Funny story: Stripper Jenny Bigtits is Really a Man!

Stripper Jenny Bigtits is Really a Man!

Private investigators hired by Mark Lowton, editor of on-line humor magazine TheSpoof.com, have determined that popular stripper and comedy writer Jenny Bigtits is really a man. "Yes, it's really a guy," said Lowton. "I've seen the pictures and...
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Funny story: Chic-Fil-A Eat More Chikin' cow attacked by chickens

Chic-Fil-A Eat More Chikin' cow attacked by chickens

A Chick-Fil-A Eat More Chikin' cow was attacked today by a truckload of chickens while waving at motorists in Durham. The attack happened on the 1500th block of Roxboro Road early this morning as an 18-wheeler working for the Tyson Food Company s...
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Funny story: Man Cuckolded - Not As Funny As It Sounds

Man Cuckolded - Not As Funny As It Sounds

TALLAHASSEE - A Florida man is definitely not laughing after being made a cuckold by his wife of five years. For those of you who are uneducated, and I know there are a lot, a cuckold is a husband whose wife was boned by another dude (clearly not a...
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Funny story: Do Fat People Need to Eat?

Do Fat People Need to Eat?

Cloverdale, Michigan - Charlie Rome, an obese Michigan man, was seen transporting a large volume of food across a busy Cloverdale street last week. It was unclear why the corpulent Mr. Rome would require additional food, since his bloated body alread...
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Funny story: Princess Diana Death Crash Christmas Wrapping Paper Goes On Sale In Harrods

Princess Diana Death Crash Christmas Wrapping Paper Goes On Sale In Harrods

With only 38 shopping days left until Christmas, Harrod's today decided it was finally time to unveil the new range of commemorative Princess Diana Christmas wrapping papers.
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Funny story: Hurricane Noel goes missing in Bermuda Triangle

Hurricane Noel goes missing in Bermuda Triangle

MIAMI, Florida - Hurricane Noel, the deadliest named storm of 2007, went missing Sunday in the Bermuda Triangle. The storm, which had left 120 people dead and thousands homeless in the Caribbean, headed north after leaving the Caribbean in chaos, rig...
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Funny story: Dog the Bounty Hunter, Goes On The "I Cry like A Little Bitch," Tour

Dog the Bounty Hunter, Goes On The "I Cry like A Little Bitch," Tour

Dog, the Bounty Hunter, Chapman is hammering the news, and pseudo news circuit trying to restore his supposedly publicly challenged reputation. Only thing is,, Dog being a reality show personality has never had to act because the character he plays i...
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Funny story: Roger Federer to Play 2008 Wearing 5 to 10 Pounds of Ankle Weights On Each Leg!

Roger Federer to Play 2008 Wearing 5 to 10 Pounds of Ankle Weights On Each Leg!

Switzerland - In a rare interview from Roger Federer's home in Switzerland, the world Number 1 tennis player has an interesting proposition to the rest of the world's ATP players. "I'm sick of winning so easily," said Roger, &qu...
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens flying to London for quicky virginity-repair op

Vanessa Hudgens flying to London for quicky virginity-repair op

Harley Street, London - (Hymen Mess): High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens is rumored to be on her way to the UK for a quickie hymen-fixing operation on the National Health Service.
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Funny story: Obama does the "White Man Overbite" while dancing with DeGeneres on The Ellen Show; Millions left asking: "Just How White is He?"

Obama does the "White Man Overbite" while dancing with DeGeneres on The Ellen Show; Millions left asking: "Just How White is He?"

Burbank, California - Not quite, the cool image of Blow Monkey Bill Clinton as Presidential candidate playing his saxophone while wearing shades on the then hot "Arsenio Hall Show". Instead, Obama's political campaign managers have gone...
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Funny story: Britney Spears' Vagina To Write Its Own Monologue

Britney Spears' Vagina To Write Its Own Monologue

Britney Spears, the snot-nosed Princess of Pop, has revealed her plans to enter into the world of literary excellence by contributing to the Vagina Monologues - with a piece written by her v...
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Funny story: Dog the Bounty Hunter's Racial Tirade, A Publicity Stunt?

Dog the Bounty Hunter's Racial Tirade, A Publicity Stunt?

The Spoof has unearthed a plot that's sure to rock the television community to it's very foundation.
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Funny story: Black Elves call for first Black Santa Claus

Black Elves call for first Black Santa Claus

NORTH POLE -- In what appears to be an historic upheaval of the usually business-like operations of preparation for the upcoming Christmas season, an angry mob of black elves are calling for the resignation of Kris Kringle and demanding he be replace...
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Funny story: Viscountess Linley consults divorce lawyer

Viscountess Linley consults divorce lawyer

Belgravia, London - (Tabloid Mess): Lord Linley's blonde bombshell wife Serena has been seen arriving at the Red Lion Square orifices of top-notch London divorce lawyers Mishcon de Reya, looking thunderous.
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Funny story: Apple Announces New iPod - Ron Paul Edition

Apple Announces New iPod - Ron Paul Edition

Apple is coming out with yet another variation of its iPod line. Reminiscent of the infamous and highly successful U2 iPod of a few years ago, the new Ron Paul model should appeal to the candidate...
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Funny story: Search for Madeleine Continues as New Photofit released

Search for Madeleine Continues as New Photofit released

Gerry McCann went back to work as a cardiologist at Glenfield Hospital in Leicester, England this week. Looking sexy ater his boob job, he said that he and his wife Kate had done as much as they could in the search f...
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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger Embraces Ron Paul

Arnold Schwarzenegger Embraces Ron Paul

Fans of presidential candidate Ron Paul were caught off guard today when California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger showed up at an event for the presidential candidate.
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Funny story: Born-again, Torn-again 'virgins' - spark new Islamic cult!!

Born-again, Torn-again 'virgins' - spark new Islamic cult!!

[Dateline Londonistan]: Just when it seemed that Islamic fundamentalism couldn't get any more extreme, a new study has revealed that social regression
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Funny story: Celine Dion: Bulimia makes me sick

Celine Dion: Bulimia makes me sick

Scrawny warbler, Celine Dion, has added her voice to an ad campaign to draw attention to eating disorders. The Titanic singer -as in the song, not as in size - is an avid believer in healthy eating and body health.
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton in men's room scandal; Ron Paul not involved

Hillary Clinton in men's room scandal; Ron Paul not involved

New York Senator and aspiring presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was allegedly seen masturbating in a men's room at the Washington DC Marriot this afternoon, according to Republican sources.
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Funny story: Jim Morrison's Body Exhumed

Jim Morrison's Body Exhumed

Paris -- There has always been a lot of controversy around the death of rock and roll legend Jim Morrison. The lead singer of the Doors died in a Paris Flat in July of 1971. The story of mystery signatures on his death certificate and his manager b...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton 'stimulated' by Ron Paul

Hillary Clinton 'stimulated' by Ron Paul

Aspiring Democratic Presidential hopeful New York Senator Hillary Clinton allegedly became sexually aroused during a speech by Republican/Libertarian candidate Texas Congressman Ron Paul this afternoon, according to several Republican sources at the...
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Funny story: Macca shagging NY Mafia boss's daughter

Macca shagging NY Mafia boss's daughter

London - (Assinine Mess): Paul McCartney's new shag interest, millionaire New Yorker Ms Nancy Dishevelled, is the daughter of a Mafia mobster who won a presidential pardon from Ronnie Raygun.
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Funny story: Arrests of Bankers in Wanta Scandal Underway, Could Include Bush, Cheney, Clinton

Arrests of Bankers in Wanta Scandal Underway, Could Include Bush, Cheney, Clinton

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Arrests of bankers and senior US politicians due to the massive "Wantagate" scandal have finally begun, reports Worldreports.org.
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Funny story: Hayden Panettiere Fails To Rescue Tiny Baby Dolphin From Japanese Whalers

Hayden Panettiere Fails To Rescue Tiny Baby Dolphin From Japanese Whalers

Heroes starlet Hayden Panettiere has been involved in a violent confrontation with adult dolphins as she struggled to save a baby dolphin, also known as a "sprat" or "roe", from Japanese fishermen.
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Funny story: Immediate weight loss, the latest solution

Immediate weight loss, the latest solution

Research states, that one in three, or 58 million American adults aged 20 to 74 are overweight. The increasing obesity 'epidemic' has swept the nation so fast that as you can expect, every budding entrepreneur has stuck his finger in the fatt...
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Funny story: US to feature hybrid battle tanks

US to feature hybrid battle tanks

It was announced today at the Pentagon that the United States Army was going to switch over to using hybrid tanks in its ground forces. The American military is the single-largest purchaser and consumer of oil in the world, the total of which consume...
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Funny story: JK Rowling "Outs" Hagrid as Bestiality Practitioner

JK Rowling "Outs" Hagrid as Bestiality Practitioner

(Manchester, UK, Nov 16) In a further surprise announcement about the sexual proclivities of one of the characters of the popular children's Harry Potter series, author JK Rowling has announced that "in my mind, Rubeus Hagrid was always in...
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Funny story: Government Sexual Health Campaign Backfires- Creates Demand For STD's

Government Sexual Health Campaign Backfires- Creates Demand For STD's

The Government has today been forced to admit that its highly advertised sexual health campaign has backfired massively, with thousands of teenagers admitting that they are turned on by the sexy adverts featuring "heavy petting" and the rem...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Attacks Ron Paul

Hillary Clinton Attacks Ron Paul

Hillary Clinton turned up the heat in the 2008 presidential election by taking a shot at up-and-coming GOP candidate Ron Paul yesterday. Clinton referred to Paul derisively as a "radical pragmatist" when as...
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Funny story: Israel Recall Jesus and Moses for Russia Match

Israel Recall Jesus and Moses for Russia Match

The general consensus is that England need a miracle to qualify for Euro 2008 and they may have gotten just that, with the news that Israel have surprisingly recalled Moses and Jesus to their squad for the clash with the Russians. Moses, who hasn'...
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Funny story: Heather Mills McCartney Arrested

Heather Mills McCartney Arrested

SALEM, MASSACHUSETTS - While in town visiting the graves of her ancestors, Heather Mills McCartney was arrested and charged with six counts of "abnormal flying" under Salem's so-called "witch ordinance" which dates b...
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Funny story: GOP Republicans ban Ron Paul as candidate

GOP Republicans ban Ron Paul as candidate

After simmering for several tense weeks a seething conflict in the midst of the GOP has been resolved in acrimonious changes inside the organization long revered as the GOP. Late last night Republican National Committee (RNC) leaders emerged after te...
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Funny story: World to gaze on King Tut's butt

World to gaze on King Tut's butt

The butt of one of the most famous pharaohs from Ancient Egypt, the boy king Tutankhamun, will be put on public view for the first time. Although his mummified body has been viewed by thousands of people, it is believed that until now only ab...
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Funny story: Marion Jones to have Garage Sale

Marion Jones to have Garage Sale

Monte Carlo, Monaco (AP) - Due to the recent hardships Marion Jones has lost everything including her house and is now living out of a boxcar in the Monaco rail yard.
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Funny story: Buxom Wenches Are Brainier Says Study

Buxom Wenches Are Brainier Says Study

Birds with bouncing breasts, bounteous buttocks and thunderous thighs have bigger brains than bony bints, claims an academic at Bognor University.
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Funny story: Pete Doherty planning to spring Amy Winehouse's husband out of Belmarsh

Pete Doherty planning to spring Amy Winehouse's husband out of Belmarsh

Thames Magistrates Court - (Conspiritorial Mess): Babyshambles singer Peter Doherty was seen comforting Camden junkie Amy Winehouse today in what may be a cunning ruse to spring her husband Blake Fidel-Civil out of HMP Belmarsh where he is being held...
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Funny story: Illegal Canadians for Paul Streaming across US borders

Illegal Canadians for Paul Streaming across US borders

Washington - Neither the department of Homeland Security nor the US State or Justice departs had any comment today as plans emerged from the blogosphere to smuggle hundreds if not thousands of 'expecting' Canadians for Paul c...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton's royal DNA link to the Yorkshire Ripper

Kate Middleton's royal DNA link to the Yorkshire Ripper

Clarence House - (Fetid Mess): Desperate HRH wannabe Kate Middleton has forked out a fortune to prove she's got blue blood somewhere along the line.
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Funny story: Martina Hingis Quits Tennis Due to Positive Cocaine Tests

Martina Hingis Quits Tennis Due to Positive Cocaine Tests

Former Wimbledon champion Martina Hingis officially announced her retirement from tennis after her original and back up samples from this year's tournament tested positive for cocaine. She stated that the long suspension time and legal battles t...
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Funny story: 'People' Magazine says Spongebob Squarepants is Sexiest Man Alive

'People' Magazine says Spongebob Squarepants is Sexiest Man Alive

People Magazine has bestowed the honor of "Sexiest Man Alive" upon popular childrens TV star Spongebob Squarepants in its latest issue, on sale now.
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Funny story: Ronnie Corbett Actually 7 Feet Tall

Ronnie Corbett Actually 7 Feet Tall

It was discovered today that the much disputed actual height of former comic and chimney sweep Ronnie Corbett is seven feet.
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Funny story: Katie Price Writes Some More Crap Books

Katie Price Writes Some More Crap Books

Katie Price, the wife of tiny little Australian singer Peter Andre, has released another batch of books she has been busy writing, just in time for Christmas, and those all-important stocking fillers...
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Funny story: Canadian Scientists Create Super Beaver

Canadian Scientists Create Super Beaver

Banff, Alberta - Scientists on vacation at an undisclosed resort in Banff have revealed to the world Prudence, described as a "super beaver" that will change the world.
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Funny story: 'Girls Gone Wild' Producer Tortured

'Girls Gone Wild' Producer Tortured

OKLAHOMA - Joe Francis made millions of dollars selling videos of college girls having wild orgies while on spring break. The 'Girls Gone Wild' videos were marketed mainly to men with extremely low self esteem.
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Funny story: Mitt Romney's Wife Is A Hottie!

Mitt Romney's Wife Is A Hottie!

Massachusetts Governor and GOP presidential candidate in 2008, Mitt Romney, is a very lucky man. He's handsome, he's smart, he's rich and ...
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Funny story: Spambots Spam Ron Paul with Money

Spambots Spam Ron Paul with Money

A global network of hacked PCs spammed Ron Paul's campaign with Money yesterday. The botnet managed to spew 4.2 million dollars to add to the coffers of the Ron Paul campaign. He may not be the leader of the free world, but a botnet may have som...
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Funny story: "Smoking Crack with Jack": Nicholson gets once off Christmas TV Special

"Smoking Crack with Jack": Nicholson gets once off Christmas TV Special

Hollywood legend Jack Nicholson is to get a once off Holiday special TV talk show where he interviews friends while under the influence of narcotics.
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Funny story: Hundreds of Ron Paul Supporters Protest the Tasing of White Nationalist Sympathizer, Lew Rockwell

Hundreds of Ron Paul Supporters Protest the Tasing of White Nationalist Sympathizer, Lew Rockwell

Washington, D.C. -- Hundreds marched on Washington in protest over the recent tasing of White Nationalist sympathizer, Lew Rockwell, today. Shouts of "White! Pow-er. White! Pow-er," and, "Ron Paul! Ron Paul!" were amongst the neo-Nazi's and K...
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Funny story: "Why don't Iranian Actresses show their Breasts?" Bush Asks

"Why don't Iranian Actresses show their Breasts?" Bush Asks

In a Press Conference here in Washington, with jolly mood, Mr. Bush put a question to Reporters that;...
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Funny story: Crack can make you blind Fergie tells Kate Middleton & Chelsy Davy

Crack can make you blind Fergie tells Kate Middleton & Chelsy Davy

London - (Presposterous Mess): The ex-Duchess of York has told royal wannabes Kate Middleton and Chelsy Davy that doing too much crack cocaine has blinded them to the perils of the royal family from hell and their impostor princes Wills and Harry.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Protests Drunken Elephants

Paris Hilton Protests Drunken Elephants

Heiress Paris, missing for months, has reappeared back in the news, safe and sound, and protesting drunken elephants in India.
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Funny story: Nominated short film called 2 Girls 1 Cup for a Nobel Peace Prize

Nominated short film called 2 Girls 1 Cup for a Nobel Peace Prize

Berkley CA. USA - Professor Jillian Madison of University of California at Berkley has nominated short film called 2 Girls 1 Cup for a Nobel Peace Prize. "This is a very important find for Global Warming," Jillian Said, "It's em...
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Funny story: Carol Vorderman Doesn't Throw Her Clothes Away Very Often

Carol Vorderman Doesn't Throw Her Clothes Away Very Often

Carol Vorderman, the 'letters girl' from the crap TV game show Countdown, made history yesterday when, for the 25th Anniversary of the show, she wore the same pair of brown suedette trousers...
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Funny story: Job Centre Chaos As Thousands Apply For England Manager's Job

Job Centre Chaos As Thousands Apply For England Manager's Job

Staff at Job Centres across the UK were under siege today as tens of thousands of jobseekers descended on their offices to apply for the England football manager's job.
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Funny story: Chelsea Sign Daniel Radcliffe To Supply That "Missing Magic"

Chelsea Sign Daniel Radcliffe To Supply That "Missing Magic"

Premiership title challengers Chelsea have agreed terms with the film star Daniel Radcliffe in a bid to put back some of the magic that has been lacking since the departure of their former manager
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Funny story: Nancy Grace Gives Birth a Week After Twins

Nancy Grace Gives Birth a Week After Twins

ATLANTA - Nancy Grace returned to the hospital after delivering twins last week. The 48-year old CNN "news host" awoke in the middle of the night with intense pains and screaming, "There's still...
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Funny story: Writer's Strike is Boon to Mexican Scabs

Writer's Strike is Boon to Mexican Scabs

Entertainment writers who struck Hollywood on Monday, now have another foe besides the producers and extreme poverty to contend with.
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Funny story: Licking Lindsay Lohan is Hottest New Thrill for Teens

Licking Lindsay Lohan is Hottest New Thrill for Teens

Malibu, California -- In what is becoming an increasingly distressing and common trend for over privileged rich kids, Lindsay Lohan highs are leading to numerous hospitalizations and in some cases death.
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Funny story: Oral Roberts University president really sux say students

Oral Roberts University president really sux say students

Tulsa, Oklahoma - (Ass Mess & Reuterus): Scholars at the beleaguered Oral Roberts University have voiced approval of their president finally getting booted off the campus after months of complaining about him being a snide little crook.
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Funny story: Add Gators to Rio Grande to Stop Illegal Immigration, Say Texas Mayors

Add Gators to Rio Grande to Stop Illegal Immigration, Say Texas Mayors

Texas Mayors had a conference yesterday in Austin which had two recommendations for stemming the tide of illegal immigration. First, widen The Rio Grande, second, add alligators to it. This will both discourage attempts, and remove unwanted brave sou...
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Funny story: Comet 17P/Holmes Puts on Spectacular Show

Comet 17P/Holmes Puts on Spectacular Show

Mount Palomar, California (IP) - Comet 17P/Holmes has been putting on a spectacular show. The comet is currently located in Perseus in the northeast sky at night and is shinning at about 3rd magnitude.
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Funny story: David Copperfield Makes Himself Disappear

David Copperfield Makes Himself Disappear

(Las Vegas) - World famous magician and accused rapist, David Copperfield, has performed the most astonishing magic trick of his career; he made himself disappear.
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Funny story: Randy Couture, Dana White to Hold Hourly Press Conferences for Rest of Life

Randy Couture, Dana White to Hold Hourly Press Conferences for Rest of Life

LAS VEGAS, NV -- UFC President Dana White plans to hold a press conference every hour for the rest of his life, he said earlier today, while UFC heavyweight champion Randy Couture has agreed to do the same.
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Funny story: God upgrades to Vista - world will be better

God upgrades to Vista - world will be better

A spokesman for Heaven has announced that God the Almighty, the Creator of the Universe, has taken the plunge and upgraded from Windows XP to Windows Vista. It is expected that stuff will be better,...
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Funny story: Greeter Sleeps In On Black Friday

Greeter Sleeps In On Black Friday

Denver, (AP) - Hundreds of shoppers lined up in front of a Wal-Mart were dismayed and shocked to find the store had not opened at 4:00 AM as expected on Black Friday. Apparently, the greeter who was to open the store forgot to show up to work.
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Funny story: Gary Neville Caught in Sex Shocker with a Fridge!

Gary Neville Caught in Sex Shocker with a Fridge!

MANCHESTER UNITED defender Gary Neville has been in hiding today as it was revealed that he was caught red handed having sexual intercourse with a fridge. The England international was spotted humping the fridge at the early hours of Saturday morning...
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Funny story: Kate Moss cleans out dealers for Davina's birthday orgy bash

Kate Moss cleans out dealers for Davina's birthday orgy bash

St John's Wood, London - Ass Mess): "No wonder there's an effin' crack and smack drought in London this week," dealers at Camden's Whorely Arms pub complained today after being told every last gram of recreational d...
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Funny story: Recalled Toxic Aqua Dots to be Recycled as M&Ms

Recalled Toxic Aqua Dots to be Recycled as M&Ms

Candy giant Mars, Incorporated announced today that it would purchase large quantities of recently recalled Aqua Dot toys originating from China.
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Funny story: Clintons Reveal Dirt on Obama

Clintons Reveal Dirt on Obama

The lid came off a scandal that may rock the race for the Democratic nomination to its scabby knees. In a press conference called earlier today Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton decided to come clean about the so called "dirt" she has on Senat...
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Funny story: New Eastenders Family

New Eastenders Family

BBC 1's misery fest, Eastenders, is to get a new family in a bid to boost flagging ratings.
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Funny story: Bush and Cheney Resign, Admit One World Order Conspiracy True, People Make Ron Paul President

Bush and Cheney Resign, Admit One World Order Conspiracy True, People Make Ron Paul President

After Al Gore released documents detailing the New World Order conspiracy, naming names, including all the skull and bones, Federal Reserve, Trilateral Commission, Illuminati, and Bilderburger members, Bush and Cheney have joined Gore in the shame of...
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Funny story: South Florida couple buys hologram projector to keep up with Joneses

South Florida couple buys hologram projector to keep up with Joneses

A south Florida couple with working class roots said that they bought a hologram projector to keep up with their neighbors and give the appearance that they were actually doing better than they were.
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Funny story: Beatles Cavern Club Just A Toilet

Beatles Cavern Club Just A Toilet

A leading British archaeologist said that the grotto whose discovery was announced this week in Liverpool was not the sacred cave linked to the legendary founding of the Mersey Sound spearheaded by the Beatles.
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Funny story: Police Train Alligators to Eat Fleeing Car Thieves in Florida

Police Train Alligators to Eat Fleeing Car Thieves in Florida

Car thieves in Florida, beware! Using the Pavlov's dog training technique, every time a car alarm goes off gators start eating everyone in sight that is in a hurry.
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Funny story: Plant Injured Zeppelin Show on Hold

Plant Injured Zeppelin Show on Hold

LONDON BM - The much anticipated reunion of superstar rock band Led Zeppelin was postponed recently due to an injury to Robert Plant's penis. Details of the prickly 59 year-old front man's injuries remain unclear, but rumours continue to abou...
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Funny story: "Get off Your High Horse" - Cops tell Rudi Giuliani over his Coke-snorting Pony

"Get off Your High Horse" - Cops tell Rudi Giuliani over his Coke-snorting Pony

Police in New York City were called the scene of a bizarre domestic incident involving Republican candidate Rudy Giuliani and his doped-up pet pony, Miss Pretty.
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Funny story: Chevron corralls Cheney's Corrupt Bastards with oil trader sting op

Chevron corralls Cheney's Corrupt Bastards with oil trader sting op

San Ramon, California - (Rioters): Chevron majority stockholders are cock-a-hoop after luring Dickless Cheney's mercenaries into harassing the big oil corporation into a $30 million sting in the oil-for-food kickbacks case.
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Funny story: Kate Middleton loses £100,000 BBC contract after sex and drugs sting

Kate Middleton loses £100,000 BBC contract after sex and drugs sting

London - (Dumbass Mess): Desperate royal wannabe Kate Middleton is in shock today after being booted off a £100,000 BBC Strictly Come Dancing contract following a successful sex and drugs sting fiasco by a Daily Tosser undercover reporter.
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Funny story: The Adventures Of Anton Ferdinand And His Expensive Daft Watch

The Adventures Of Anton Ferdinand And His Expensive Daft Watch

Anton Ferdinand, the West Ham United defender, and younger brother of ugly Manchester United star Rio Ferdinand, attacked a rival player leaving him deaf in one ear when a football night out went sid...
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Funny story: Blows-to-the-Groin Actually Good for Health, Study Finds

Blows-to-the-Groin Actually Good for Health, Study Finds

Hardup, Utah - Despite pain signals sent to the brain and the foul language that often results, groin injuries are actually quite good for one's health according to a recent study conducted by Northern Utah Technical School (NUTS).
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