Funny story: Man With Fake Medical Degree Performs First Succesful Brain Transplant

Man With Fake Medical Degree Performs First Succesful Brain Transplant

Wineberg Ohio - Stanley Fistula, who bought a fake Medical Degree from a fake University in a fake city that was in a fake state, that was in a fake country, that was on a fake planet, that was in a fake universe, that was in a fake dimension, perfor...
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Funny story: Obama's Geography Skills "Close Enough for Government Work"

Obama's Geography Skills "Close Enough for Government Work"

In a recent speech, Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama, speaking of Greensberg, Kansas, which was devastated by a massive killer tornado last Friday, expressly stated that 10000 people were killed. In actuality, 10 people were killed.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Can do 45 Days Standing on Her Head

Paris Hilton Can do 45 Days Standing on Her Head

Los Angeles County Superior Court, Paris Hilton was recently found guilty of probation violation by Los Angeles Judge Michael T. Sauer and ordered to serve a 45 days jail sentience in relation to her September DUI charges.
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Funny story: LAPD Offers Explanation for May Day Melee

LAPD Offers Explanation for May Day Melee

May 1 2007, Macarthur Park Los Angeles, The Los Angeles Police Department in an effort to disband unruly protesters apparently went overboard by attacking innocent by standards and members of the press.
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Funny story: Small World After All

Small World After All

I waited in silence for several minutes while the Travel Agent performed what seemed to be an exhaustive search on his computer terminal. I looked at him and watched as the pale green light that reflected off of his contact lenses turned to yellow, and finally started flashing red.
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Funny story: Mother's Day publication date for Kate Middleton's royal sex secrets

Mother's Day publication date for Kate Middleton's royal sex secrets

London - (Ass Mess): This year's Mother's Day will see the publication of the long awaited first official interview with royal ex-girlfriend Kate Middleton in Ok, Ok, Ok! magazine's US edition where the spurned brunette talks frankly at l...
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Funny story: Blair backs Cameron as next Labour Leader

Blair backs Cameron as next Labour Leader

Since announcing that he intended to step down during this parliamentary term, Tony Blair has been umming and aahhing more than a bi-curious teenage hermaphrodite about who he should throw his political weight and tarnished reputation behind in the r...
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Funny story: Despondent Spongebob Contemplates Suicide

Despondent Spongebob Contemplates Suicide

Rockefeller Plaza rooftop, NYC----Spongebob Squarepants has left his pineapple under the sea and emerged on a NYC rooftop, contemplating suicide. "This is no publicity stunt," croaked Spongebob's manager, Splashjill Rhombusjeans. The...
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Funny story: Light Saber Explained

Light Saber Explained

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Tatooine - Marshall Brain has finally explained how a light saber works. People have been wondering for over a decade why everyone in Star Wars and on Earth, for that matter, doesn't have a light saber.
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Funny story: Gerrard confident he will be struck by lightning a second time

Gerrard confident he will be struck by lightning a second time

Liverpool skipper, Steven Gerrard, has claimed he is "absolutely certain" that lightning will strike him again after a freak incident during training yesterday, and has vowed not to move from that spot until he is proven right.
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Funny story: Bill Clinton Pens Crossword Puzzle

Bill Clinton Pens Crossword Puzzle

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - NEW YORK - In an effort to prove that the Clintons, unlike President George W. Bush, are literate, former president Bill Clinton penned a crossword puzzle for the New York Times Magazine. Since the presidency will be a two for...
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Funny story: Basil Brush makes TV Comeback as Porn Star

Basil Brush makes TV Comeback as Porn Star

Top entertainment star Basil Brush today came out of retirement spectacularly with his new porn channel series - "You Dirty Little Fox."...
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Funny story: 'Tired' Obama makes Holocaust gaffe

'Tired' Obama makes Holocaust gaffe

In a campaign slip-up, US Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama dramatically understated the estimated number of Jews killed through Nazi persecution during World War 2.
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Funny story: 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow' Located

'Somewhere Over the Rainbow' Located

Lawrence, KS - Cartographers, climatologists, mathematicians and physicists at the University of Kansas have revealed the long-anticipated results of their massive T.O.T.O project (Time-Orographic Travel Obviation). The goal: to find out what is t...
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Funny story: The Wrong Sheriff

The Wrong Sheriff

The Wrong Sheriff (A Tale of the West)...
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Funny story: Portuguese newspaper Correio da Manha slams serially negligent parents

Portuguese newspaper Correio da Manha slams serially negligent parents

Portugal - (Ass Mess): A Portuguse newspaper Correio da Manha reporting developments in the story of an abducted British little girl has said that the night she was taken "was not the first time that her parents had left her alone while on holid...
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Funny story: Obama's tornado killed 'literally millions': report

Obama's tornado killed 'literally millions': report

Kansas - (Ass Mess): Democratic Senator for Illinois Barack Obama has told a presidential campaign audience that the recent Kansas tornado killed 'literally millions' after having a drop or two too many the other night.
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Funny story: Hilton appeal offers 'doing 45 days behind bar' instead of jail

Hilton appeal offers 'doing 45 days behind bar' instead of jail

California - (Ass Mess): Attorneys representing Paris Hilton in her continuing appeal over DUI conviction violations have offered a plea-bargain where their client would serve the mandatory 45 day sentence working behind a bar in a LA run-down area&#...
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Funny story: Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn Team Up For Next Blockbuster

Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn Team Up For Next Blockbuster

Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn are teaming up yet again in hopes of another summer blockbuster. The team have enjoyed much recent success with the surprise hit "Dodgeball". Audiences raved about their comedic interplay, and this didn't e...
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Funny story: Cardinal Cormac Murphy O'Connor VAT fraud bankrolling thousands of illegal immigrants

Cardinal Cormac Murphy O'Connor VAT fraud bankrolling thousands of illegal immigrants

London - (Ass Mess): Up to half a million of illegal immigrants in the UK are being shielded and bankrolled by funds gleaned from a massive VAT fraud perpetrated by Cardinal Cormac Murphy O'Connor according to reports emanating from the UK Fraud...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton In Online Plea For Leniency

Paris Hilton In Online Plea For Leniency

Paris Hilton, sentenced last weekend to 45 days in jail, has made an impassioned plea to judges to set her free from injustice, claiming that she makes people's lives more mundane by being at liberty.
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Funny story: Tories decry Blair's 'Government of the UN-dead'

Tories decry Blair's 'Government of the UN-dead'

London - (Ass Mess): Tories have taunted UK Prime Monster Tony Blair for presiding over a "Government of the un-dead",...
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Funny story: Sacred Bull Sold As Black Labrador To Chinese

Sacred Bull Sold As Black Labrador To Chinese

In a desperate move the religious organisation which owns Shambo, the sacred bull, diagnosed with bovine TB, has sold the bull secretly to a Chinese aristocrat as a Black Labrador.
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Funny story: Bush in Queen Cockup

Bush in Queen Cockup

President George W. Bush embarrassed the Queen at the White House in front of a packed audience. His speech started well saying: "It's a real pleasure to have The Queen here in America." But rapidly went down hill with, "I was upse...
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Funny story: Sharpton Denies Questioning Romney's Belief in Satan During Debate

Sharpton Denies Questioning Romney's Belief in Satan During Debate

Boston - (Ass Mess): "Only those of us who believe in Satan" will defeat Republican candidate Mitt Romney in the 2008 White House campaign according to the Reverend Al Sharpton who weighed in to the debate today.
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Funny story: Old woman is splashed in swimming pool!

Old woman is splashed in swimming pool!

London (Ass' Press) Earlier today, police had to be called to a local swimming baths, just round the back of Kentish Town. Where an old lady had been splashed by someone, possibly younger than her, in the local p...
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Funny story: Gay World Cup Reaches Its Anti-Climax

Gay World Cup Reaches Its Anti-Climax

There was excitement in Birmingham at the weekend as the Gay World Cup football tournament almost reached its limp-wristed climax. The finalists, Birmingham Babbastabbers and the Arsenal Arsebandits...
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Funny story: Muslim Mickey Mouse 'is evil' for veiling Minnie

Muslim Mickey Mouse 'is evil' for veiling Minnie

California - (Ass Mess): Making Minnie Mouse don a veil in the cartoon's rip-off version on Gaza TV is "pure evil" according to Walt Disney's daughter Diane Disney Miller.
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Funny story: Bush Calls Queen a Wizened Old Trout

Bush Calls Queen a Wizened Old Trout

In a typically shocking blunder today U.S President George.W.Bush called Her Majesty the Queen a "wizened old trout" before laughing heartily and elbowing her in the ribs.
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Funny story: Terror rapper wife arrested

Terror rapper wife arrested

The wife of the jailed terror rapper Mrs Jalalala Wowo has been arrested for raising funds with menaces. Police arrested her on Monday evening she was questioned at London's Paddington Green police station.
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Funny story: Old Media Vs New Media, punch-up behind bike sheds after school!

Old Media Vs New Media, punch-up behind bike sheds after school!

LAS VEGAS (Rooters) - Leading media executives took a combative tone against Internet companies on Tuesday, suggesting that Big Media increasingly considers new content distributors like Goggle Inc. to be more foe than friend...
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Funny story: Satellite Radio Causes Erectile Dysfunction

Satellite Radio Causes Erectile Dysfunction

Tampa Florida - A study done at the University of South Florida and published in The Journal of the American Medical Association proves that Satellite radio can cause erectile dysfunction.
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Funny story: Queen's Next Trip To Space Shuttle

Queen's Next Trip To Space Shuttle

London England - Attempting to establish itself as a major space power Great Britain has decided to shoot the queen into outer space and have her spend a week on the space shuttle. She will be spending time on the the rebuilt Buran-Energia shuttle bu...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Announces Candidacy for Presidency on Democratic Ticket

Rush Limbaugh Announces Candidacy for Presidency on Democratic Ticket

Venerable talk show host, Rush Limbaugh, announced hours ago on his program's flagship radio station, WABC in New York City, that he would seek the Democratic nomination for the Presidency of the United States.
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Funny story: RAF Training Midgets to Fly Mini Jet Planes - Dwarves Outraged!

RAF Training Midgets to Fly Mini Jet Planes - Dwarves Outraged!

Reports have recently surfaced that the Royal Air Force is believed to be actively recruiting midgets to pilot a new generation of miniature reconnaissance and fast attack aircraft.
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Funny story: Bob Woolmer 'Unmurdered'

Bob Woolmer 'Unmurdered'

Bob Woolmer, the Pakistan coach who was murdered during the cricket World Cup, has been 'unmurdered' according to reports coming out of the West Indies.
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Funny story: Ron Paul recalled to active duty

Ron Paul recalled to active duty

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With the surge of support for Congressman Ron Paul's Presidential campaign, Karl Rove has once again engineered a victory for the Republican Party establishment. In a bold move that has surprised many political analysts and p...
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Funny story: Bush Calls His Support for Wolfowitz the "Corruption Standard"

Bush Calls His Support for Wolfowitz the "Corruption Standard"

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Although support for World Bank President Paul Wolfowitz in Europe and in the US Congress no longer exists, George Bush continues to support his appointee.
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Funny story: Last Resort Bus Entertainment

Last Resort Bus Entertainment

1. Get a doll and a lot of string, tie the string to the doll, and throw it outs the window, just like in Napoleon Dynamite. 2. Try to get semi-trucks to honk their horn.
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Funny story: Yahoo! and Myspace Anti-Ron Paul

Yahoo! and Myspace Anti-Ron Paul

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Internet - Yahoo! and MySpace have allegedly been deleting comments and messages posted by Ron Paul supporters. Anyone who supports Ron Paul or leaves any messages or comments about Ron Paul is reportedly in danger of having t...
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Funny story: Virginia Tech Shooter Ordered To Complete Mental Health Treatment After Death

Virginia Tech Shooter Ordered To Complete Mental Health Treatment After Death

Following on recent news reports that Virginia Tech shooter Cho Seung-Hui failed to complete the mental health treatment that had been ordered more than a year before the shooting, the same court has now ordered Cho to complete his mental health trea...
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Funny story: Bush Had Saddam Hung to Prevent Big Oil from Having to Pay Kickbacks

Bush Had Saddam Hung to Prevent Big Oil from Having to Pay Kickbacks

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington D.C. - Chevron, the second-largest American oil company, is saying that it should have known kickbacks were being paid to Saddam Hussein on oil it bought from Iraq.
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Funny story: Microsoft Vista Developed By Al-Qaeda To Destroy World Computer Systems

Microsoft Vista Developed By Al-Qaeda To Destroy World Computer Systems

Riad Saudi Arabia - Microsoft's Vista operating system was developed by computer experts working for Ben Laden and the Al-Qaeda terrorist organization.
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Funny story: Angry Peckers To Sue Government

Angry Peckers To Sue Government

APPLEBY, NC--It was just another feast in the life of a chicken; or so thought the future finger-licking-good fowl at various U.S. based chicken farms. But when reports that the food they were eating may have been contaminated came to light last mon...
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