Funny story: Cruise to turn lavish LA $43m house into temple ahead of 2012 presidential bid

Cruise to turn lavish LA $43m house into temple ahead of 2012 presidential bid

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Tom Cruise is to demolish his brand new $43 million seven bedroomed LA townhouse and build a shrine to Xenhu in his bid to relaunch himself as Scientology's messiah incarnate ahead of a proposed 2012 White House presiden...
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Funny story: Blair Admits Political Career A Practical Joke

Blair Admits Political Career A Practical Joke

Prime Minister Tony Blair revealed yesterday to reporters that he has been a long time fan of the late US comedian Andy Kaufman and Kaufman's routines inspired him to perpetrate a "goof" of international proportions on the public.
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Funny story: Justice Department Says Alleged DC Madam's Prosecutor Client Died From Embarassment

Justice Department Says Alleged DC Madam's Prosecutor Client Died From Embarassment

Washington - (Ass Mess): The US Justice Department has announced that a "career Justice Department prosecutor"...
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Funny story: Deborah Morse: dancing to VECO tune?

Deborah Morse: dancing to VECO tune?

Anchorage - (Ass Mess): Amid today's dramatic headlines that the two top VECO officers who pleaded guilty to bribing four Alaskan state legislators both face up to 10 years in jail comes the news that embattled Juneau High School Principal Debor...
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Funny story: Police to Begin Training Recruits with Nerf Toys

Police to Begin Training Recruits with Nerf Toys

Kansas City, MO - In a press release this afternoon, Kansas City Police Chief Terry Sunderland announced a new format for training recruits. KC administration has been looking for ways to cut costly spending, and came to the conclusion that real worl...
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Funny story: American Automobile Association and Alcoholics Anonymous Merge

American Automobile Association and Alcoholics Anonymous Merge

San Pedro California - It was announced today that the American Automobile Association and Alcoholics Anonymous would merge into one huge conglomeration from here on Known as the AAAAA.
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Funny story: Pelosi Under Fire

Pelosi Under Fire

WASHINGTON, DC, 5/8/07 - The Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, came under intense pressure on Monday to resign following revelations that she had met with a former White House aide in a bid to engineer the impeachment of President George Bush. Ms...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Girl Gone Wild Video released to media just days after Paris invited Lohan to share accommodations at Gray Bars Hotel

Lindsay Lohan's Girl Gone Wild Video released to media just days after Paris invited Lohan to share accommodations at Gray Bars Hotel

Los Angeles, California - A videotape of Lindsay Lohan snorting 20 lines of cocaine with friends off a toilet seat in a bathroom stall of a nightclub surfaced this week in what some are saying is under usual circumstances.
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Funny story: Tata Young to Move to America

Tata Young to Move to America

Tata Young who is an popular Asian Pop Singer (also known as the Asian Britney Spears) has recently revealed that she will be moving her butt to America for her second English released album Temperature Risi...
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Funny story: Frozen for 300 Ears!

Frozen for 300 Ears!

The world was rocked yesterday when news that the late King Charles of England, was brought back to life from his frozen haven. Only to find that his ears had been well… chopped off.
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Funny story: Prince to come in London!

Prince to come in London!

The short sexy shagging singer will begin his summer tour with seven nights at the O2 Arena - formerly the Millennium Dome - which will be filled to the rafters with rampant totty, juiced up and hot to trot for his c...
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Funny story: Hysteric return for Northern Ireland Assembly

Hysteric return for Northern Ireland Assembly

Soremount - (Ass Mess): Police officers in Belfast and in the UK are rubbing their hands with glee as the new power-sharing government of DUP leader Ian Paisley and Sinn Fein's Martin McGuinness took office today just days ahead of a 18 year inve...
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Funny story: HBO Executive Wins Fight With Girl Friend at MGM Grand

HBO Executive Wins Fight With Girl Friend at MGM Grand

Las Vegas - Chris Albrecht, head Of HBO defeated his girlfriend in a fight in the parking lot at the MGM Grand hotel.
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Funny story: 22 Lies About Liverpool and Chelsea

22 Lies About Liverpool and Chelsea

EVER speedy to react to events, Spadge Dooley has compiled this short, and completely sexed-up dossier on so-called Champions League semi-finalists Liverpool and Chelsea.
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Funny story: Michael Douglas returns in Hole in the Wall Street sequel

Michael Douglas returns in Hole in the Wall Street sequel

Hollywood - (Ass Mess): Michael Douglas is to star in a sequel to his Oscar-winning role as Gordon Gekko in Oliver Stone's Wall Street in a specially adapted 21st century version of the cult movie focusing on UK corruption.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton to host "Cell Make-Over" show!

Paris Hilton to host "Cell Make-Over" show!

LA, USA, ABC network officials have admitted that there is a show in the pipeline for the Hilton trollop to record whilst doing stir.
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Funny story: Queen Attends Kentucky Derby

Queen Attends Kentucky Derby

The Queen fulfilled one of her lifelong ambitions at the weekend, when she partook of a meal at Kentucky Fried Chicken. Her Majesty had been past outlets on numerous occasions, but had never actually sampled the culi...
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Funny story: Paisley and Adams in unlikely accord

Paisley and Adams in unlikely accord

The Rev Ian Paisley and Gerry Adams have today announced they intend to further demonstrate their commitment to the Northern Irish peace process by agreeing to take part in a celebrity wife swap.
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Funny story: Spiderman 3 Flops At The Box Office

Spiderman 3 Flops At The Box Office

The latest instalment in the Spiderman series has flopped at the box office, with cinemas empty all over the country since its release date last Friday. Spiderman 3 completely "bombed" in B...
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Funny story: James Cameron discovers Herod's tomb

James Cameron discovers Herod's tomb

Jerusalem - (Ass Mess): Despite universal derision at his 'The Tomb of Jesus' documentary movie director James Cameron is now said to be elated at his latest venture, a film ethnograph of the latest discovery of King Herod's tomb at a si...
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Funny story: U.S 'Lower-IQ' Citizens March on Washington in Protest

U.S 'Lower-IQ' Citizens March on Washington in Protest

Seattle, Washington - Thirty-seven thousand 'Lower IQ' citizens from across the country today marched on Washington, to protest what they feel is unfair treatment due to their lower test scores.
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Funny story: Man acdcidently Zips Member Sues Zipper Manufacturer For 54 Million

Man acdcidently Zips Member Sues Zipper Manufacturer For 54 Million

Ft Myers Florida - Stuart Catalonia bought a new pair of pants and wore them to work the next day. When he put the pants on for the first time he noticed that the zipper was operating roughly. He thought nothing of this because in the past the zipper...
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Funny story: Tom Tom Portable GPS to Release New Model

Tom Tom Portable GPS to Release New Model

Tom Tom, makers of the wildly successful personal navigation devices of the same name, announced today they will add a new model to their line of car and motorbike GPS units.
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Funny story: Oscar De Le Hoya Wins 42 million dollars At Roulette Table

Oscar De Le Hoya Wins 42 million dollars At Roulette Table

After a few rounds of fighting like a girl, Oscar De La Hoya was soundly defeated by Floyd Mayweather - but the real drama did not start untill the fight was over.
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Funny story: Astronomer: How women are ruining the BBC

Astronomer: How women are ruining the BBC

London - (Ass Mess): Women have ruined the BBC according to Sir Patrick Moore.
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Funny story: Ancient Artifact Discovered!

Ancient Artifact Discovered!

An archaeological excavation near Memphis, Tennessee has turned up what appears to be an ancient audio data storage medium and the device used to convert the stored data into audible frequencies.
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Funny story: Wolfowitz Leaves World Bank To Host Let's Make A Deal

Wolfowitz Leaves World Bank To Host Let's Make A Deal

Brussels - In A surprise announcement today, Paul D. Wolfowitz offered to step down from his post at the World Bank, because he has gotten a much more lucrative offer to be the host of a new TV show: "Let's Make a Deal".
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Funny story: "Mind if I join you?" Skaggy judge asked freed crack dealer OAP

"Mind if I join you?" Skaggy judge asked freed crack dealer OAP

GRANDMOTHER of five, Dorothea Wilberton, has sparked a legal controversy after a judge directed a jury to acquit the 76-year-old of drugs charges after accepting her argument that crack cocaine was 'like a tonic' to her.
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Funny story: Prozac Monitor Hits Area Drug Stores And Best Buy

Prozac Monitor Hits Area Drug Stores And Best Buy

Manhattan, NYC, NY - Pharmaceutical Giant Eli Lilly, manufacturer of Prozac, today held a press conference in upper Manhattan to unveil it's much anticipated "Prozac Monitor". This clever yet simple device will be worn by users of the miracle mood-s...
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Funny story: Queen tells Bush: "Despite being deposed in 1963 by Churchill & JFK I've managed to blag it"

Queen tells Bush: "Despite being deposed in 1963 by Churchill & JFK I've managed to blag it"

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): In what has been described as Tony Blair's finest hour of re-inventing seventy years of mobster collusion between US and UK cold war gangster families Queen Elizabeth delivered Downing Street's largest desperate ap...
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Funny story: HBO Broadcasts Larry David's Colonoscopy

HBO Broadcasts Larry David's Colonoscopy

Hollywood California - In A television broadcasting Coup Chris Albrecht President and Chief executive officer of HBO has inked a contract with famous Seinfeld creator and creative curmudgeon Larry David to Broadcast his colonoscopy live, on HBO.
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Funny story: Bush and Prince Phillip tied on points after late-night gaffe fest

Bush and Prince Phillip tied on points after late-night gaffe fest

George Bush is renowned for his inappropriate comments and embarrassing slips of the tongue, but it appears that he has met his match in visiting dignitary, Prince Phillip. First reports on the outcome of last night's gaffe clash had the presiden...
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Funny story: Sir Patrick Moore Speaks From His Uranus

Sir Patrick Moore Speaks From His Uranus

Formerly intelligent stargazer Sir Patrick Moore has today managed to insult half the population of this little planet by claiming that cookery, housekeeping and kitchen-sink drama should be used as "training videos" for the modern woman.
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Funny story: Queen Gets The Squirts From Bush White House Bash

Queen Gets The Squirts From Bush White House Bash

Washington DC - Reginald Brewmaster a spokesman for the Queen said that a few hours after, the White house white tie Formal Banquet, thrown by the President and First Lady, she felt some terrible gas pains in her lower abdominal section. Lizzy had to...
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Funny story: Helen Mirren Snubs the Queen

Helen Mirren Snubs the Queen

Helen Mirren could not make her appointment with the Queen as she was filming in South somewhere or other. Darn it girl, you are in charge here - give yourself a few days leave!! The Queen summoned you and you "couldn't make it". When...
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Funny story: Spiderman now appeals to Emos

Spiderman now appeals to Emos

In the new movie Spiderman 3, Spiderman dawns his new suit of black and grey. It has now been revealed that the creators of the movie are targeting Emo audiences using this new look.
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Funny story: Corzine Visits Paris Hilton

Corzine Visits Paris Hilton

New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine announced, in his first full day back on the job, that his first act in office would be to visit Paris Hilton in jail.
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Funny story: Mobs gather to salute Sarkozy's triumph

Mobs gather to salute Sarkozy's triumph

Thousands of cheering citizens took to the streets on Sunday night to hail the electoral victory of Nicolas Sarkozy. Many of them carried sticks and burned effigies of their hero while shouting "We're all going to hell" and "Bring...
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Funny story: Prince William - Heartbreaker

Prince William - Heartbreaker

Prince William in an attempt to overshadow his well "eardowed" father Prince Charles, has left "poor" Kate standing "almost" at the alter!...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton's big break - Prison

Paris Hilton's big break - Prison

Just off Robin Island Ana Ward reporting live:...
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Funny story: Report Urges Canada Sell Itself Cheap to USA

Report Urges Canada Sell Itself Cheap to USA

OTTAWA (AP) - Two has-been conservative political hacks have urged that Canada end all foreign ownership restrictions and sell the rest of its companies cheap to the USA "in order to lick the American boot and become a colony of the USA, or be g...
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Funny story: Paris "Prison" Hilton

Paris "Prison" Hilton

The world is still amazed that Miss Hilton and her well appointed attorneys have not managed to have all the DUI charges dropped. Miss Hilton, dressed in a sensible dark suit, was seen emerging from the court building, quite demure and fully...
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Funny story: Spiders Found Living In Boy's Ear

Spiders Found Living In Boy's Ear

An Oregon boy got the shock of his short life so far, when he found spiders living in his ear. Earache, followed by a loud 'popping' sound and a mad scrambling of tiny feet, alerted the boy&#...
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Funny story: Bush and Queen Elizabeth Trade Insults At Dinner

Bush and Queen Elizabeth Trade Insults At Dinner

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President George Bush and Queen Elizabeth traded insults before astonished guests at the White House on Monday night at a state dinner which was supposed to honor the British monarch near the end of her six-day US visit.
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Funny story: Lee Strasberg Penitentiary Opens In Hollywood Hills

Lee Strasberg Penitentiary Opens In Hollywood Hills

Hollywood California - Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa unveiled a new penitentiary Located not far from the Hollywood sign in the Hollywood hills. Because so many Actors and celebrities are being sentenced to hard jail time the jail will be in a convenien...
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Funny story: Voters Agree with Bush... No Constitution

Voters Agree with Bush... No Constitution

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - "The Internets" - Voters seem to be siding with Bush as Cal-el slides down the polls in the presidential vote on U4prez.com. Once ranked at 7 in the Independent category, he is now rated at 6.8461. This is clearly an...
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Funny story: Scientists Create Sleep Machine

Scientists Create Sleep Machine

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Scientists have created a machine that can put you to sleep in 2 hours and give you the equivalent of 8 hours sleep. They had to come up with a highly technical name for the "sleep machine," so they called it a trans...
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Funny story: Canine Terror Plot Foiled

Canine Terror Plot Foiled

Agents from the FBI, CIA, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives, and hundreds of state and local law enforcement agencies across the country, including a number of animal control departments, announced Friday that they have thwarte...
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