Funny story: Bertie Ahern Gives First Wedding Present

Bertie Ahern Gives First Wedding Present

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today, Bertie Ahern, after reading about the Bush/Blair wedding on TheSpoof.com, presented President George W. Bush with their first wedding present. Bertie Ahern has been Teachta Dála (Member of Parliament)...
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Funny story: Juneau's Bong Hits 4 Jesus started Corrupt Bastards Club karmic payback slide

Juneau's Bong Hits 4 Jesus started Corrupt Bastards Club karmic payback slide

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Was a waggish 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' schoolboy prank in 2002 the begining of a karmic payback for the Corrupt Bastards Club whose three members have just been charged in a major corruption probe into Alaskan state leg...
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Funny story: VECO CEO told Corrupt Bastard Pete Kott: "I own your ass!"

VECO CEO told Corrupt Bastard Pete Kott: "I own your ass!"

Juneau, Alaska - (Ass Mess): Juneau is ablaze today with the news that three Alaskan politicians and members of the Corrupt Bastards Club have been indicted in a machiavellian corruption scam that has redefined big oil sleaze in a votes for cash and...
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Funny story: Blair: SNP are insurgents

Blair: SNP are insurgents

Tony Blair has hit out at the SNP, claiming they are "illegitimate and dangerous" after the Scottish party inflicted heavy losses on the government in the country's local elections.
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Funny story: Corrupt Bastards Handcuffed

Corrupt Bastards Handcuffed

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Alaska - Alaska State House Representative Vic Kohring, Former state legislator Bruce Weyhrauch, and Former state legislator Pete Kott were hauled off in handcuffs as the Corrupt Bastards Club members were brought down by the F...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton sentenced to death

Paris Hilton sentenced to death

Shamed star Paris Hilton will be executed by lethal injection, a court has ruled. The heiress to the Hilton hotel chain was convicted of drink-driving by an LA court last September after a blood test showed her to be over the legal limit.
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Funny story: Lesbian Jail Inmates Prepare for Arrival of Paris Hilton

Lesbian Jail Inmates Prepare for Arrival of Paris Hilton

Los Angeles, CA - Paris Hilton better like girls. The hotel heiress was sentenced Friday to 45 days at the Century Regional Detention Center, Los Angeles County's jailhouse for women just south of downtown in Lynwood and will be sharing a cell w...
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Funny story: Prince Charles to Star in New Bond Movie

Prince Charles to Star in New Bond Movie

London - Prince Charles will be cast in the role of British secret agent 007 in the next installment of the extraordinarily successful James Bond cinematic phenomenon.
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Funny story: Bush Sees Dead People

Bush Sees Dead People

Bush: Condi... I want to tell you my secret now. I see dead people.
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Funny story: Bill Clinton Comes Clean

Bill Clinton Comes Clean

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Today, when former president Clinton was asked, "When is the last time you slept with Hillary," He immediately replied, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."...
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Funny story: Mattel Releases Senorita Barbie on Cinco de Mayo!

Mattel Releases Senorita Barbie on Cinco de Mayo!

Mattel Toys, creator of emaciated (except for her oolalas) Barbie apparently sees an opportunity to market the skinny doll in Mexico.
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Funny story: Bush Shaken After Richard Perle's Testimony

Bush Shaken After Richard Perle's Testimony

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - President George W. Bush, after hearing about the testimony of Richard Perle, was visibly shaken. When a reporter asked the president if he was involved in the 9/11 conspiracy, Bush asked, "Who me? It...
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Funny story: Wolfowitz and Gonzales comment on job swap

Wolfowitz and Gonzales comment on job swap

After their first days on the job in each other's former posts, US Attorney General Paul Wolfowitz and World Bank President Alberto Gonzales held a joint press conference to comment on the transition.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton to be laminated nude prior to prison.

Paris Hilton to be laminated nude prior to prison.

Pseudo celebrity stick insect, money shot purveyor and role model, Paris Hilton has been jailed for 45 days after being found guilty of violating her probation for a drink-driving conviction.
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Funny story: Richard Perle Admits 9/11 Was Made Up

Richard Perle Admits 9/11 Was Made Up

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Former Assistant Defense Secretary Richard Perle said that former CIA Director George Tenet is attempting to "shift responsibility" for his failure to anticipate the September 11, 2001, attacks and...
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Funny story: Woman Visits Every Starbucks in Connecticut

Woman Visits Every Starbucks in Connecticut

Guilford, CT---a jittery Jessie Malekin today completed a goal she had long held: she visited and drank coffee at every Starbucks in the state of Connecticut. All told, she patronized 57 of the famous beaneries in six day's time.
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Funny story: Bush to Wear White Tie When He Meets Queen

Bush to Wear White Tie When He Meets Queen

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Laura Bush finally got President George Bush to agree to wear a white tie when he meets the Queen at the White House. "But I don't wanna', Laura," he kept saying over and over, said Laura.
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Funny story: Hammers to play out rest of season with clogs on

Hammers to play out rest of season with clogs on

If legal action brought about by four premiership clubs is successful the West Ham squad will be forced to play their final game of the season wearing heavy wooden clogs and chainmail.
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Funny story: Judge orders Paris Hilton to wear panties for 45 days

Judge orders Paris Hilton to wear panties for 45 days

Los Angeles, California - (Ass Mess): Lawyers acting for peroxide socialite Paris Hilton have slammed LA Judge Michael T Sauer's insistence that Paris Hilton wears panties for the 45 days' duration of her prison sentence as 'cruel and un...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton: my hair extension jail fears

Paris Hilton: my hair extension jail fears

California - (Ass Mess): Peroxide bimbette Paris Hilton has spoken for the first time about her fears regarding the fate of her unique $25,000 hair extensions "which will surely perish" among the nit-infested and cockroach-sprawling confine...
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Funny story: Experience - or brains?

Experience - or brains?

A friend of mine from a Secondary Modern school had built up a mass of experience in the trade, working his way up to Site Gaffer.
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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth in massive 50/1 chance Imawildandcrazyguy Kentucky Derby gamble

Queen Elizabeth in massive 50/1 chance Imawildandcrazyguy Kentucky Derby gamble

Louisville, Kentucky - (Ass Mess): 50/1 Kentucky Derby no-hoper Imawildandcrazyguy has been the subject of a massive royal punt today amid reports that Queen Elizabeth has taken advantage of the ludicrously high pound/dollar exchange rate to back the...
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Funny story: Corrupt Bastards blame satirical site for indictment on bribery charges

Corrupt Bastards blame satirical site for indictment on bribery charges

Juneau, Alaska - (Ass Mess): Former Alaskan state legislator and Corrupt Bastards Club elder Bruce Weyhrauch has blamed satirical website The Spoof! for his arrest and indictment on charges of conspiracy to commit extortion, extortion, bribery and fr...
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Funny story: Super-leeches Are the Key to The Nation's Health

Super-leeches Are the Key to The Nation's Health

The government has stunned the nation by announcing that it is to plough billions of pounds into a breeding programme for super-leeches.
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Funny story: Win Big With The Spoof's Fun Picture Quiz

Win Big With The Spoof's Fun Picture Quiz

Would you like to win a new set of state of the art set of cooking utensils? Well why not enter The Spoof's fun for all the family picture quiz!...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton's prison sentence to be filmed for TV

Paris Hilton's prison sentence to be filmed for TV

Paris Hilton, the air-headed heiress, was recently sentenced to 45 days prison for driving while in possession of a skinny ass. Now TV studios are fighting each other to get coverage of her stretch in jail.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Gets Jail Time

Paris Hilton Gets Jail Time

Leading celebrity and socialite Miss Paris Hilton has been jailed for 45 days after, in the judges opinion, she refused to observe the conditions of her probation for a drink-driving conviction. Miss Hilton was foun...
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Funny story: Thai Government To Redeploy Expat Teachers

Thai Government To Redeploy Expat Teachers

The government of Thailand has come up with a shrewd plan to combat the threatened effects of Global Warming, as predicted by the Commission for Climate Change this week. Warned that, if current tren...
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Funny story: Britney Next Poster Child for Lip-synching -- Replacing Milli Vanilli?

Britney Next Poster Child for Lip-synching -- Replacing Milli Vanilli?

Hollywood, California - Few would argue that Britney's 'comeback' tour has been a success, even though she has lip-synched her way through it -- customarily a music industry taboo, the death nail in a performer's coffin. Yet, virtuall...
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Funny story: Tata Young to become Tata Old?

Tata Young to become Tata Old?

Early last Thursday, 26-year old POP SENSATION, Tata Young, admitted to the General Hospital - Taipei, in the month of February, 2007 for a cosmetic surgery and...
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Funny story: Rain Man Becomes Love Doctor!

Rain Man Becomes Love Doctor!

Researchers are excited by recent findings that the so-called "Love Hormone", oxytocin is transforming the lives of autistic adults. The hormone associated with breast-feeding and social bonding is being given to autistic adults who classic...
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Funny story: GOP Hopefuls Denounce Staying and Leaving Iraq War!

GOP Hopefuls Denounce Staying and Leaving Iraq War!

Ten Republican candidates for the Presidential nomination of the Grand Ole Partay debated in the hallowed halls of the Ray-Gun Library. Each campaigner payed deference to President Ray-Gun, so much so that it seemed like the actor was still President...
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Funny story: Judge Unfairly Mocked Over Missing Pants Lawsuit!

Judge Unfairly Mocked Over Missing Pants Lawsuit!

Comedians, bloggers, spoofers and even run of the mill newsprint meanies have joined dry cleaning industry lobbyists in denouncing Judge Royal Peerless for his $65 million lawsuit against Gin Ntonic, Cozmo Politan and her son Tskru Driva and their Dr...
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Funny story: Racial Prejudice Found On and Off the NBA Court!

Racial Prejudice Found On and Off the NBA Court!

Sociologists studying the fairness of NBA referees claim that more fouls are called on black players than whites. Statiticiansky Jones of Harvard's Racial Profiling Dept reports in Ebony Magazine that 99% of NBA players are black but 99. 9% of fo...
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Funny story: Hurricanoe Queen Liz Hits Virginia Like A Storm!

Hurricanoe Queen Liz Hits Virginia Like A Storm!

No one really knows what to expect when British royalty hits American shores but a raucous stand-up routine shocked royals watchers on both sides of the lake! The usually staid and quite formal Queen Elizabeth the Second walked with perfect poise to the microphone at her greeting ceremony surrounding the 400th anniversary of Jamestown. Throngs of reverent admirers paused in respectful silence, onl...
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Funny story: First Buzz, Now Woody

First Buzz, Now Woody

On April 23, 2007, it was announced that Buzz Lightyear was found in a Minnesota hotel room having convulsions, and died later that day. Now it appears that Buzz's Toy Story co-star Woody has kicked the bucket as well.
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Funny story: Elmo Announces Presidental Candidacy

Elmo Announces Presidental Candidacy

As a shocking move on May 4th, 2007, a new presidential candidate stepped forward into the spotlight and was immediately a fan favorite. That candidate was none other than the tiny fluffy red guy from Sesame Street, Elmo.
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Funny story: Kentucky Derby Results Announced

Kentucky Derby Results Announced

Results of this year's Kentucky Derby have been announced and bettors are upset with the finish. Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain, who went off at 263 to 1 odds, won the race by the length of a hatpin.
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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth in Kentucky For Kentucky Derby

Queen Elizabeth in Kentucky For Kentucky Derby

Queen Elizabeth arrived in Louisville, Kentucky for the running of the Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs. The monarch is making her sixth official visity to the United States and her first to the world's most famous horserace.
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Funny story: Tom Cruise Not Keeping Wife Katie Holmes A Prisoner Says Jada Pinkett Smith

Tom Cruise Not Keeping Wife Katie Holmes A Prisoner Says Jada Pinkett Smith

Jada Pinkett Smith, wife of actor and rapper Will Smith, says that reports that Tom Cruise is keeping his wife a virtual prisoner are not true. "Katie Holmes is not a prisoner in her home or a prisoner to a relition. Tom does not use the baby...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Late For Court Date for Probation Violations

Paris Hilton Late For Court Date for Probation Violations

Paris Hilton arrived late for a Los Angeles court date today, but claimed that keeping the judge and attorney's waiting was not her fault. "Have you seen the new shoes at Gucci? I mean, they expect me to be in some courtroom when they are...
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