Funny story: How Mike Love Stole The Beach Boys

How Mike Love Stole The Beach Boys

With deepest apologies to the great Dr. Suess, this is my take on how Mike Love has stolen the legacy of The Beach Boys and Brian Wilson and turned it into a farce.
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Funny story: Publishers to discontinue blow-in cards in magazines, replace with air-drops

Publishers to discontinue blow-in cards in magazines, replace with air-drops

NEW YORK - The American Association of Magazine Publishers (AAMP) announced today that US magazines will no longer contain annoying "blow-in" subscription cards.
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Funny story: Blair's new house in Jeffrey Archer Close gets periscope planning permission

Blair's new house in Jeffrey Archer Close gets periscope planning permission

London - (Ass Mess): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has won planning permission from Westminster Council to erect a periscope from the inside of his new family house in the aptly named Jeffrey Archer Close just off Conartist Square.
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Funny story: UK TV news says Queen is forging bonds in US trip

UK TV news says Queen is forging bonds in US trip

London - (Ass Mess): A major UK news broadcaster has stunned the Metropolitan Police Fraud and Serious Crime office after it announced that the purpose of Queen Elizabeth's daft six days visit to see George Bush is 'forging bonds'.
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Funny story: Easter Island Statues Just a Cultural Joke

Easter Island Statues Just a Cultural Joke

Easter Island, Chili - After decades of research, scientists believe they have decoded the hidden meaning behind the large stone head statues located on Easter Island, Chili. A scroll was discovered on the island that gave indisputable proof of the m...
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Funny story: Ex-TV Presenter, MP & Failed Contender For Leadership Of UKIP Throws A Wobbly

Ex-TV Presenter, MP & Failed Contender For Leadership Of UKIP Throws A Wobbly

Police in London have issued an arrest warrant for perma-tanned former TV presenter and MP, Robert Kilroy-Silk.
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Funny story: Genomic Hunt Finds Asshole Gene

Genomic Hunt Finds Asshole Gene

BOSTON, MA (AP Newsliar) -- Scientists have found the gene responsible for causing people to be assholes, researchers at the Foundation for Advanced Genetics Studies announced today.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Nude & Topless Photos Bare All

Britney Spears Nude & Topless Photos Bare All

ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA (HOLLYWOOD TRACKER)--Britney Spears pop diva and toxic twat of the limelight of stupidity has done it again. Where Britney walks trouble follows, but, this time it may be deliberate. Nude & topless
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Funny story: Britney takes 'Toxic' out of tour

Britney takes 'Toxic' out of tour

San Diego, California - Sporting go-go boots, mini skirt and hair, Britney returned to the stage at The House of Blues for a brief concert before a handful of devoted fans in San Diego yesterday. It was her first concert in three years since rehab an...
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Funny story: Peter Andre in brain scare

Peter Andre in brain scare

Peter Andre the sickly faced playmate of inflatable model Jordan has been discharged from hospital.
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Funny story: Flotilla of Americans lands on Cuban beach

Flotilla of Americans lands on Cuban beach

HAVANA, CUBA - Seventy-five U.S. citizens in five overcrowded yachts landed on Cuba's Santa Maria Beach yesterday seeking political asylum. The Americans are asking the Cuban government for sanctuary, claiming they are political refugees escaping...
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Funny story: 2010 World Cup Could Be On English Soil

2010 World Cup Could Be On English Soil

In sensational news, the 2010 football World Cup could be staged in England, after building problems in South Africa have put the tournament plans in serious jeopardy. FIFA president...
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Funny story: J.M.W Turner pioneer of ape art

J.M.W Turner pioneer of ape art

London- A small terraced house in a run down corner of the nation's grand capital is the last place one might expect to find the startling new evidence that has shaken the world's art markets and cast a cloud of doubt upon one of the most cel...
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Funny story: Scouse hearts are hurting

Scouse hearts are hurting

Liverpool fans were left heartbroken and crying into their cornflakes this morning as their fellow Reds failed to bring the best of British culture to those 'uncultured athenians'.
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Funny story: Harry's Iraq outburst: "F*** 'em I'm Orf!"

Harry's Iraq outburst: "F*** 'em I'm Orf!"

THE Ministry of Defence and Buckingham Palace press offices are filled with red-faced, wheezing, heart-attacks-waiting-to-happen after the truth about the posting to Iraq of up-and-at-em Royal bullet magnet Prince Harry was revealed this week.
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Funny story: New Drug for Kids

New Drug for Kids

Everyone has heard of the drugs for kids who are dumb, stupid and can't focus. But what about those kids who over-acheive? Nerds? Geeks? Chess Club? What about them?!...
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Funny story: American Idol brings back Sanjaya as 'Wild Card' for Barry Gibb Week

American Idol brings back Sanjaya as 'Wild Card' for Barry Gibb Week

Just like Jennifer Hudson's Effie character in Dreamgirls, American Idol's Sanjaya Malakar is telling you he is staying! In a surprise move - perhaps to boost AI's sagging viewership - American Idol has decided to bring Sanjaya back as a...
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Funny story: Troubled Barton's clothes not fresh - "Inconsolable," say pals

Troubled Barton's clothes not fresh - "Inconsolable," say pals

To many he's the mote in the black eye of the unacceptable face of football, but friends of Joey Barton have portrayed an altogether gentler side of the wild man of Manchester City this week.
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Funny story: Thousands of hired rent-a-crowd greet Queen Elizabeth

Thousands of hired rent-a-crowd greet Queen Elizabeth

Richmond, Virginia - (Rioters): Thousands of specially hired rent-a-crowd supporters are amassing in the streets of Richmond to greet the Bush Administration's puppet monarch from over the waters as she and her Hellfire Club husband commemorate t...
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Funny story: Warnock in chip-child near miss

Warnock in chip-child near miss

SHEFFIELD United manager Neil 'The Anagram' Warnock and several dozen children were lucky to escape unharmed when one of the chips on the Blades' boss' shoulder became detached during a school visit.
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Funny story: Cops brand Livingstone as an evil little tosser

Cops brand Livingstone as an evil little tosser

London - (Rotters): London cops have branded Mayor Ken Livingstone as an evil little tosser whose obsession with personal vendettas has spearheaded him into public office rather than any over-riding great political ambition.
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Funny story: Moviegoers warned of Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett 'Babel' nausea

Moviegoers warned of Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett 'Babel' nausea

Tokyo - (Ass Mess): Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett may be responsible for hundreds of thousands of Japanese moviegoers' nausea and headaches after a raft of complaints from aduiences watching the newly released film Babel.
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Funny story: Jesus' Sandals Found in Iraq Desert

Jesus' Sandals Found in Iraq Desert

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Iraq - In Iraq this morning, fighting had broken out in the desert. The fighting was fierce at first, but soon died down when everyone ran out of ammo.
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Funny story: Repubs Divided About What to Say About Bush. Arnie Has Best Answer

Repubs Divided About What to Say About Bush. Arnie Has Best Answer

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Republican presidential candidates are divided on what to say about President Bush as they campaign for the 2008 presidency. McCain has already attacked the performance of the White House, while others feel...
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Funny story: $67 million: the cost of losing a Washington judge's pants

$67 million: the cost of losing a Washington judge's pants

Washington - (Ass Mess): 'In God We Trust' is the holy mantra of the US financial system. And, according to a Washington judge, 'Satisfaction Guaranteed' and 'Same Day Service' is the dry cleaning industry's equivalent of...
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Funny story: French presidential battle heats up

French presidential battle heats up

As the race for the French presidential election heats up our foreign policy reporter Danny Buckle investigates.
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Funny story: Celebrities Bitch-Slap For Top Shrek and Donkey Roles

Celebrities Bitch-Slap For Top Shrek and Donkey Roles

The casting of Broadway production of Shrek was turning into a celebrity catfight today as scores of ugly celebrities and their pukeworthy sidekicks bitch-slapped each other for a chance at the two lead roles on offer.
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Funny story: UK WWII hero Slim accused of being child molestor

UK WWII hero Slim accused of being child molestor

London - (Rotters): They erected a statue in London's Whitehall to honor World War II hero Field Marshall William Slim who was rewarded for his bravery by being appointed as governor-general of Australia after the war finished.
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Funny story: Calls for inquiry into terror rappers investigation

Calls for inquiry into terror rappers investigation

The Conservative leader David Cameron lead calls for a public inquiry into the hip hop rappers investigation, following on from yesterday's outrage at terror rappe...
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Funny story: Texas City refinery disaster: Corrupt Bastards helped ousted BP chief in cover-up

Texas City refinery disaster: Corrupt Bastards helped ousted BP chief in cover-up

London - (Ass Mess): Alaska's Corrupt Bastards Club - the charitable arm of the VECO Corporation which cleans up cover-up scandals in the US oil industry - has been revealed as the driving force which made sure BP's Texas City oil refinery di...
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Funny story: Insurgents to come to Disney World

Insurgents to come to Disney World

In a radical new strategy to deal with the increasing levels of violence in Iraq, President Bush has announced plans to invite the insurgents to Disney World, Florida.
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Funny story: Stop breathing! NOW!

Stop breathing! NOW!

Scientists have announced that after years of study, the earth's atmosphere has been found to be bad for our health. Experts at the University of Nebraska have advised the world's population to cease all respiratory function immediately.
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Funny story: Scissor Sisters new album all the rage

Scissor Sisters new album all the rage

The Scissor Sisters are the producers of the hit song "Don't feel like dancing." This song has hit the top of the charts in several countries across the globe.
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Funny story: Shamu rescued

Shamu rescued

Today Killer whales jumped over the barricade at Sea World in Orlando and rescued Shamu. It turned out they were his friends before he was captured and brought to Sea World.
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Funny story: Robbie Williams to Join Take That at Diana Concert Free For All

Robbie Williams to Join Take That at Diana Concert Free For All

Robbie Williams agent today confirmed that he will be joining his old band Take That at the free for all that is the Diana concert. Following a slide in his career Robbie has at last decided that it might be prudent to clutch that last straw being te...
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Funny story: The benefits of being inside a refrigerator

The benefits of being inside a refrigerator

Benefits of being inside a refrigerator...
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Funny story: New sheep found

New sheep found

Today the Hubble Space Telescope people have found a new breed of sheep on Pluto, whose coats are bright blue and can jump up to a hundred metres off the ground.
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Funny story: Prince William Was Attracted To Kate's Mum, Not Kate

Prince William Was Attracted To Kate's Mum, Not Kate

Carole Middleclass, the mother of Prince William's ex-girlfriend Kate Middleclass, is in the news again after it emerged that she was the main reason behind her daughter's premature Royal bre...
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Funny story: President Bush takes exams

President Bush takes exams

In an attempt to further his education President Bush went back to school today.
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Funny story: Immigrants for Homeless exchange

Immigrants for Homeless exchange

May 1st, Governor Schwarzenegger explained his answer for the growing illegal immigrant problem in California.
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Funny story: Pregnancy-Childbirth link identified

Pregnancy-Childbirth link identified

Redneck Gap, Mississippi - Researchers at the Mississippi Institute of Technology's Che Guevara Medical School have just concluded a multiyear study to determine a possible link between pregnancy in women and subsequent childbirth.
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Funny story: George Bush passing bill to gain apology from global warming

George Bush passing bill to gain apology from global warming

Today, George Bush is trying to get a bill passed to force an apology out of Global Warming. The bill will force whatever amazing force that is causing global warming to stop its acts, apologize, and leave.
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Funny story: Emo Protests

Emo Protests

Thousands of fat teenagers and lazy emos are getting together for a mass cutting today in front of the MySpace.com HQ today after Tom posted a bulletin that he would be shutting down MySpace.
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Funny story: Most people are "full of it" - New study provides conclusive evidence

Most people are "full of it" - New study provides conclusive evidence

Honolulu - Scientists at the Southern Hawaii Institute of Technology have concluded that a critical mass in sociological history has been reached. Worldwide, for the first time in recorded history, a majority of people are full of it.
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Funny story: People say stupid things

People say stupid things

First I must say, I love my friends dearly. But some of them have a tendency to say INCREDIBLY STUPID THINGS!!!...
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Funny story: State Visit: Queen to apologise for Blair, Princess Diana, William & Kate royal mess etc

State Visit: Queen to apologise for Blair, Princess Diana, William & Kate royal mess etc

Richmond, Virginia - (Ass Mess): Queen Elizabeth will make a personal apology this week to the American people during her official US swansong visit for the right royal mess of tosser UK Prime Monster Tony Blair, the fiasco of Princess Diana's de...
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Funny story: Barack Responds to McCain's Poem

Barack Responds to McCain's Poem

Barack Obama today responded to a poem John McCain recited at a campaign rally last week. McCain's poem compared Obama to a terrorist and warned that "he...
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