Funny story: Catholic Church Starts Online Confessional

Catholic Church Starts Online Confessional

Faced with ever decreasing numbers of parishes and increasing numbers of traveling parishioners, the Catholic Church has instituted a virtual "online confessional" where sinners can confess their sins and receive penance by email.
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Funny story: Paul Gascoigne Rushed to Hospital with Perforated Head

Paul Gascoigne Rushed to Hospital with Perforated Head

Former England footballer Paul Gascoigne has been rushed to hospital to undergo emergency surgery for a perforated head, his agent has said today.
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Funny story: Pirates Orlando Bloom Naked on Stage with Nurse Gladys

Pirates Orlando Bloom Naked on Stage with Nurse Gladys

Pirates of the Caribbean star Orlando Bloom has revealed he is planning to get back to basics by romping naked on stage with Nurse Gladys of "Open all Hours" fame.
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Funny story: Millions of Addresses and Thousands of Sites, All Leading to One

Millions of Addresses and Thousands of Sites, All Leading to One

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Dublin - If you THINK you have a good handle on the Internet economy, check this out...
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Funny story: Hollywood Star Paul Newman "Gives Up"

Hollywood Star Paul Newman "Gives Up"

Hollywood's best-known actor Paul Newman, says he has decided to give up acting at the age of 82. In an unprecendented move by an ageing Hollywood actor, Newman has refused to prop himself up with a formaldehyde concoction of blood replacing drug...
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Funny story: Dyslexia is just kids' way to hide thick, stupid, moronic parents

Dyslexia is just kids' way to hide thick, stupid, moronic parents

London - (Ass Mess): A leading study of over one thousand British school children has found that the vast majority of them feign learning difficulties as a dyslectic smokescreen for having 'lazy, thick or stupid parents'.
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Funny story: Ray Santilli defends UK TV Diana autopsy film

Ray Santilli defends UK TV Diana autopsy film

London - (Ass Mess): Alien Autopsy movie maker Ray Santilli has defended UK broadcaster Channel 4's decision to show an hour long documentary into Princess Diana's autopsy as "crucial to the scientific inderstanding of how this species e...
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Funny story: Big puss sought solace in wildlife guide's bed

Big puss sought solace in wildlife guide's bed

Tel Aviv - (Rotters): It's the ultimate night-time male fantasy: you wake up in the middle of the night, expecting nothing in particular only to find a warm, cuddly pussy snuggled up right beside you, purring sweetly in your ear with anticipatio...
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Funny story: Poland Bans Tinky Winky For Being Too Gay

Poland Bans Tinky Winky For Being Too Gay

Popular gay tellytubby Tinky Winky today threatened to pull out of negotiations to serialise "The Tellytubbies" in Poland after officials accused him of corrupting the country's children.
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Funny story: Iraq War Senate Intelligence Report: Bush The Child Left Behind

Iraq War Senate Intelligence Report: Bush The Child Left Behind

Washington Toast - President Bush announced, during a Rose Garden press conference, (where he was bombed by a bird up in a tree) that he is better informed about terrorism than the general public, as he gets and reads all the intelligence reports. Ap...
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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell May Never Speak to Hasselback Again!

Rosie O'Donnell May Never Speak to Hasselback Again!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - NEW YORK - Rosie O'Donnell said that she may never speak to Elisabeth Hasselbeck again.
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Funny story: Phone Vote For Diana Crash Images

Phone Vote For Diana Crash Images

Channel 4 have denied rumours that an upcoming documentary about the death of Princess Diana in a car crash ten years ago will be anything but voyeuristic.
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Funny story: McCanns to visit Pope in bid to widen hunt for kidnapper

McCanns to visit Pope in bid to widen hunt for kidnapper

Portugal - (Ass Mess): The parents of a four year old girl kidnapped on holiday in Portugal are set to visit the Vatican to check if it is shielding any child molestors in the Praia da Luz resort where their daughter was taken.
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Funny story: Bees Ground British Passenger Plane

Bees Ground British Passenger Plane

A British Airways 747 on it's way from London to Portugal had to make an emergency landing after it was grounded by a group of bees. One engine was filled with bee carcasses and parts and the passengers were eventually moved to another plane.
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Funny story: Jethro Bodine Builds Nevada Casino

Jethro Bodine Builds Nevada Casino

Jethro Bodine, nephew of oil billionaire Jed Clampett, is building a new Nevada casino in Carson City. He hopes to begin construction soon on the new facility.
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Funny story: President Bush Visits Arlington National Cemetery on Memorial Day

President Bush Visits Arlington National Cemetery on Memorial Day

President Bush paid a Memorial Day visit to Arlington National Cemetery and stood by the tombs of the Unknown Soldiers from America's wars. After walking around the hallowed ground in silence for a few minutes in calm reflection, the President o...
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Funny story: Independent Kansas Bookseller Burns Inventory in Protest

Independent Kansas Bookseller Burns Inventory in Protest

A Kansas City, Missouri bookseller burned his inventory as a protest in a scene from Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451 or Nazi Germany.
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Funny story: 666 Irish criminals in UK jails

666 Irish criminals in UK jails

London - (Ass Mess): The UK's Daily Fascist newspaper has reported that there are 666 Irish criminals languishing in British jails who should be deported to somewhere where they can't inflict themselves on the UK taxpayer.
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Funny story: China Bans Harry Potter Books

China Bans Harry Potter Books

(Crappers China) The Chinese government has declared that Harry Potter is too scary to children and decided to ban the books. Unfortunately the Chinese children will never find out how the series end. Even Harry Potter sites are banned and if you sea...
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Funny story: There's Something About Roger

There's Something About Roger

Direct from this mornings French Open press conference.
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Funny story: Sean Penn Joins Marine Corps, Refuses to Cut Hair

Sean Penn Joins Marine Corps, Refuses to Cut Hair

Mediocre actor and self-styled bad ass Sean Penn has enlisted in the United States Marine Corps. According to Penn's spokesperson, who asked not to be identified, the bad boy actor arrived at Paris Island, South Carolina two weeks ago for boot c...
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Funny story: Amish Women Dress Sexy

Amish Women Dress Sexy

Yes, the times indeed are changing, even among such staunch defenders of tradition as the Amish.
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Funny story: NRA to Lobby for Right to Bear Nuclear Arms

NRA to Lobby for Right to Bear Nuclear Arms

The National Rifle Association, enduring guardians of the right of Americans to keep and bear arms, have announced that the second amendment also includes the right of individuals to possess nuclear arms.
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Funny story: Kevorkian to be new Surgeon General

Kevorkian to be new Surgeon General

President George W. Bush announced today that he intends to fire acting Surgeon General Kenneth P. Moritsugu and replace him with Dr. Jack Kevorkian, upon Kevorkian's release from prison, which is expected on June 1. Dr. Kevorkian, the so-called...
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Funny story: "W", M.D. - Comedy Flick Stars Tom Cruise

"W", M.D. - Comedy Flick Stars Tom Cruise

"W", M.D.Anathema Motion Pictures, which brought movie fans the outlandishly hilarious remake of the Wizard of Oz, starring President George W. Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney, and Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice, has d...
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Funny story: Rev. Al Sharpton declares "I'm a Big Fat Idiot Too!"

Rev. Al Sharpton declares "I'm a Big Fat Idiot Too!"

The Reverend Al Sharpton, civil rights activist and radio talk show host, said Monday that he is angry about the fact that Al Franken has not written a book about him.
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Funny story: China's Wen Jiabao blamed for the recent rise in pork price!

China's Wen Jiabao blamed for the recent rise in pork price!

According to the Ministry of Agriculture, in April live pigs nationwide were priced 71.3 percent higher than a month earlier, and pork, 29.3 percent higher, largely due to tightened supply.
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Funny story: Ted Kennedy Loses Voice: Cape Wind in Jeopardy

Ted Kennedy Loses Voice: Cape Wind in Jeopardy

Senator Edward (Ted) Kennedy has developed a severe case of laryngitis, said a Kennedy spokesman today. Doctors for the Senate leader said today that the severe sore throat was caused by a lengthy filibuster.
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Funny story: Ron Paul Invites Rudy Guiliani To UFC's Octagon

Ron Paul Invites Rudy Guiliani To UFC's Octagon

New York, NY (FP) - Congressman Ron Paul invites former mayor Rudy Guiliani to debate American foreign policy in UFC (Ultimate Fighting Challenge) style match-up Saturday.
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Funny story: Giuliani Recommends Orwell's "1984" as Blueprint for Future

Giuliani Recommends Orwell's "1984" as Blueprint for Future

Iowa City, Iowa - While campaigning to a group of college students in America's Heartland, Republican Presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani told the audience to re-read George Orwell's classic "1984" to get an idea of what this country...
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Funny story: Al Gore. An Inconvenient Spoof.

Al Gore. An Inconvenient Spoof.

Washington - Rootass:- A recent article on the satirical website TheSpoof.com, has caused a bit of a flap in the Al Gore camp, due to a link from another website got some people thinking it was real news.
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Funny story: Museum Exhibit Confirms Earth Made In Seven Days.

Museum Exhibit Confirms Earth Made In Seven Days.

A startling new exhibition in America has confirmed what religion people and the authors of the bible have said all along; the Earth and all it's animals were made in six days by God.
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Funny story: Spice Girls win prize for being women outstanding in their field.

Spice Girls win prize for being women outstanding in their field.

London, L.A. and Barnsley - Rootours: - With rumours in the air of a possible reunion and the current "will they, wont they" drama unfolding.
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