Funny story: Next Little King Gig - Uranus!

Next Little King Gig - Uranus!

Forget the plans for the Roosevelt Hotel, in La La Land,Ca; the elf formerly known as a singer/guitar playing Jehovah's Witness says he wants to take his show on the road, to Uranus!...
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Funny story: Prostitutes Rally for Price Supports

Prostitutes Rally for Price Supports

Austin, TX - Thousands of angry prostitutes descended on the state capital building in Austin, Texas yesterday, decrying unfair competition and calling on legislators to enact stricter regulations on sexual activity in the state. Organizers chanted...
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Funny story: BP shuts down another Proud Ho Bay pipeline

BP shuts down another Proud Ho Bay pipeline

Anchorage, Alaska - (Ass Mess): British oil giant BP has been forced to close down yet another processing facility named after Secretary of State Condi Rice.
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Funny story: Gay Flamingos Get Go Ahead to Adopt

Gay Flamingos Get Go Ahead to Adopt

Homosexual birds all over the world are celebrating today after a pair of gay flamingos were allowed to adopt a chick. Carlos and Fernando, who have been a couple for five years have finally got the go ahead to start their own family at the Wildfowl...
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Funny story: Gutted Cutty Sark to be Rebuilt and Relaunched Within A Year

Gutted Cutty Sark to be Rebuilt and Relaunched Within A Year

The gutted wreck of famous tea clipper The Cutty Sark will be rebuilt and relaunched within one year the Cutty Sark Restoration Society has today pledged.
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Funny story: Bill Gates scraps his 360 for a PS3

Bill Gates scraps his 360 for a PS3

It has been reported that Bill Gates, CEO of Microsoft Corporation Worldwide has purchased a brand new Sony PlayStation 3 60GB. Despite him owning the company that fronts the PS3's main opposition, the xBox 360, He has purchased one in favour of...
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Funny story: Tiny Penis Exclusive

Tiny Penis Exclusive

Mick Jagger is reported to be "dumbfounded" that the size of his penis should be a talking point by his former US girlfriend Janice Dickinson.
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Funny story: Democrats Battle Over Minimum Wage: Barack Obama at $50/hour

Democrats Battle Over Minimum Wage: Barack Obama at $50/hour

Barack Obama today announced his support for a $50/hour minimum wage, as the competition among Democrats heats up for the Presidency.
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Funny story: Grafitti Artist Banksy Knocks Out A Quick One

Grafitti Artist Banksy Knocks Out A Quick One

Hot on the heels of the success of his Great Britons award, graffiti artist Banksy, is at it again.
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Funny story: BBC In Shake-up As New Broom Looks Set To Sweep Clean

BBC In Shake-up As New Broom Looks Set To Sweep Clean

It's all change at the BBC as a new broom looks set to sweep clean.
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Funny story: Man From Bognor Just Can't Beat The Blues

Man From Bognor Just Can't Beat The Blues

A man from Bognor Regis in Scotland is at the end of his tether, for try as he might, he just can't seem to shake his chronic depression.
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Funny story: Obesity time bomb causes concern.

Obesity time bomb causes concern.

Europe, RootArse: - Healthcare officials across Europe have called for an inquiry and independent survey of fatties and blubber butts, due a recent increase in the amount of complete porkers seen wandering the street...
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Funny story: Outrage as Hitler moustache sample set goes on sale!

Outrage as Hitler moustache sample set goes on sale!

London ASS' Press: - Oxford Street was rocked today as customers stayed away in droves from the unveiling of a new line of facial mirkins and hairpieces.
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Funny story: Prince Harry to be sold on eBay

Prince Harry to be sold on eBay

Close on the heels of the will-he, won't-he go to Iraq debacle comes an astonishing revelation from Prince Harry's closest friend, Everett Houghtonfeathers-Slobbersleigh, (pronounced Howley).
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Funny story: Football Association To Award FA Cup To Manchester United After Goal Gaff!

Football Association To Award FA Cup To Manchester United After Goal Gaff!

Reports are emerging this morning that the Football Association have stripped Chelsea of the FA Cup and have instead awarded it to Manchester United after Didier Drogba's goal was deemed as invalid.
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Funny story: New ominous portent strikes Alaska's Corrupt Bastards Club

New ominous portent strikes Alaska's Corrupt Bastards Club

Anchorage - (Ass Mess): Alaska's self-professed Corrupt Bastards Club is reeling from shock from a new ominous portent that follows on barely weeks after CBC grandee and ex-State legislator Bruce Weyhrauch fell off his boat into the freezing wate...
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Funny story: Abramovich & Glazers To Switch Clubs?

Abramovich & Glazers To Switch Clubs?

According to embryonic reports emerging from Manchester and London, Roman Abramovich and the Glazer family are to switch clubs in an unprecedented swap deal.
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Funny story: Antiques Roadshow claims cut of Spanish galleon treasure

Antiques Roadshow claims cut of Spanish galleon treasure

London - (Ass Mess): The BBC's Antiques Roadshow is embroiled in the controversy surrounding commission payments over a shiprwreck treasure find of an estimated 500,000 Colonial-era silver and gold coins worth up to $500 million.
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Funny story: Einstein Was from Texas!

Einstein Was from Texas!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Albert Einstein, it was found, wrote for Mark Lowton Sr, TheSpoof.com Editor's father, in his underground magazine, The Poof. There is also evidence that Einstein was from Texas!...
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Funny story: Mars Devastated by Global Warming

Mars Devastated by Global Warming

PASADENA (AP Newsliar) -- Scientists at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) offered startling new evidence today that mankind's out-of-control CO2 production has already devastated the fragile ecology of Mars.
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Funny story: Prince Philip 'gutted' by Cutty Sark arson

Prince Philip 'gutted' by Cutty Sark arson

London - (Ass Mess): Prince Philip has visited the charred remains of the Cutty Sark today and told reporters he is gutted by reports that the former clipper may now be scuttled and the remains sold off as barbecue fuel.
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Funny story: Seismic faultlines discovered under Scientologists' New Mexico landing strip

Seismic faultlines discovered under Scientologists' New Mexico landing strip

New Mexico - (Ass Mess): Seismologists have warned that landing strip markings etched into the New Mexico desert near the Scientologists' nuclear bunker housing L Ron Hubard's holy of holies correspond to newly discovered geophysical fault li...
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Funny story: Corrupt Bastards Club hired Lugovoi to poison Litvinenko

Corrupt Bastards Club hired Lugovoi to poison Litvinenko

London - (Ass Mess): The US oil industry's Corrupt Bastards Club hired ex-KGB thug Andrei Lugovoi to poison London-based former KGB turncoat Alexander Litvinenko according to the Crown Prosecution Service which is seeking to extradite the Russian...
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Funny story: FDA Approves Pill to Give Men Monthly Periods

FDA Approves Pill to Give Men Monthly Periods

TRENTON, NJ (Reuters) - The FDA has found a simple way to allow men to have a menstrual period and has just given its approval of a pill designed to let men have monthly bleeding indefinitely.
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Funny story: Jimmy Carter Says His Bush Comments Were 'Careless'

Jimmy Carter Says His Bush Comments Were 'Careless'

PLAINS (AP) -- Former President Jimmy Carter has said his comments over the weekend about the Bush administration were "careless."...
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Funny story: George W. Bush A Corrupt Bastard At Last

George W. Bush A Corrupt Bastard At Last

JEWKNOW, ALASKA (ANCHORAGE DAILY NOOZ)--No sooner had the guilty pleas start rolling out like the heads which will roll later, that the cocaine-snorting, story-sniffing noses of Hollywood writers began to descend upon the ice-cold g...
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Funny story: Johnny Depp to blame as Pirates halt food aid shipments.

Johnny Depp to blame as Pirates halt food aid shipments.

Deliveries of food aid to Somalia by sea have been halted, after an attempt by pirates dressed as pirates to seize a ship chartered by the UN food relief agency.
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Funny story: David Hicks (suspected Aussie terrorist) released into Australian Custody

David Hicks (suspected Aussie terrorist) released into Australian Custody

Guantanamo Bay, Cuba - Australian born, thirty-one-year-old, David Mathew Hicks, was among the first of Bush's war on terrorism prisoners to face war tribunal charges and convicted of material support to terrorism last March. He was sentenced to...
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Funny story: China pulls out of trade talks over US human rights issues.

China pulls out of trade talks over US human rights issues.

A high-level Chinese delegation has arrived in the US for two days of talks on trade and economic co-operation and to question The White House about its less than lily white human rights reputation.
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Funny story: NATO's Afghanistan Bloodbath Defended

NATO's Afghanistan Bloodbath Defended

CRAWFORD, TEXAS (Reuters) - President Bush and the Secretary-General of NATO finally gave up defending the bloodthirsty, warmongering NATO alliance on Monday in the face of skyrocketing civilian deaths in Afghanistan, arguing that NATO troops "h...
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Funny story: The Windsors. A Simple Tale Of Everyday Folk

The Windsors. A Simple Tale Of Everyday Folk

Sensational news breaking today from Buckingham Palace. First it was the Osbournes, then Katy and Peter let the cameras in, and now the latest docusoap to hit our screens will be the Windsors.
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Funny story: Stanford Law School Professor wins right to sell her legal expertise/practice law online through LawBot™ avatar

Stanford Law School Professor wins right to sell her legal expertise/practice law online through LawBot™ avatar

In a narrowly-decided 3-2 decision, the 9th Circuit Appeals Court, meeting in San Francisco and with jurisdiction in the nine westernmost U.S. states (and Guam), today ruled in favor of appellant Lisa Jacobson (Countess) Radford. Radford is an Associ...
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Funny story: Bush Says He Defends "That Stupid Fascist Crook" Gonzales

Bush Says He Defends "That Stupid Fascist Crook" Gonzales

WASHINGTON (AP) - Lame duck President Bush says he still defends "that stupid Republican fascist crook" Alberto Gonzales as he admitted that Democrats in Congress who are seeking a no-confidence vote are simply "doing the right thing.&...
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Funny story: US Gas Prices Soar to $25 / Gallon

US Gas Prices Soar to $25 / Gallon

A sudden, and dramatic surge in oil prices, Tuesday, resulted in prices at the pump reaching a record $25 per gallon, throughout most of the United States. The nationwide hike in prices followed an announcement this week, by the newly formed HOPEC...
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Funny story: Humpback whales Escorted Back to Pre-designated Protest Zone - The Pacific Ocean: Future Dead Zone?

Humpback whales Escorted Back to Pre-designated Protest Zone - The Pacific Ocean: Future Dead Zone?

Sacramento, California - Although still at a loss for an explanation as to the reason why the two Humpback whales, a mother and her calf, took a wrong turn up the Sacramento river in California, marine biologists are nevertheless relieved to discover...
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Funny story: Iraq War Ends: Terrorists Surrender

Iraq War Ends: Terrorists Surrender

The Iraq war ended yesterday when the terrorists surrendered en masse. Baghdad was flooded with tens of thousands of insurgents who all handed in their arms at the edge of the green zone.
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Funny story: Star Terror on Airplane: Britney Sings

Star Terror on Airplane: Britney Sings

Passengers were struck with terror yesterday when star Britney Spears began singing on a United Airlines flight from Los Angeles to Orlando.
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Funny story: Court Charges Britney Spears

Court Charges Britney Spears

A court in Orlando today charged Britney Spears today with engaging in deceptive consumer practices in violation of Florida's General Business Law. The charges arise out of Spears' alleged lip-synching at the House of Blues club.
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Funny story: Bishop of Southwark absolved

Bishop of Southwark absolved

The Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams has absolved one of his top bishops after he went on a booze-fuelled walkabout last December.
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Funny story: Windows Vista upgrade crashes XM satellite

Windows Vista upgrade crashes XM satellite

Washington (Spoof News) On Monday morning System Administrators at the technical operations center for XM satellite radio attempted a Windows Vista upgrade for the on-board CPU system controller of their satellite that normally blank...
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Funny story: EU to Admit Linux

EU to Admit Linux

Brussels, Belgium - In a surprise move today, the EU Council of Ministers announced it was approving the admission of Linux to the EU, with full voting status. This marks the first time the EU has admitting a non-nation-state entity to its ranks.
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