Funny story: Bush Administration row over occult

Bush Administration row over occult

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): US President George Bush has accused his Vice President Dick Cheney of wishing him dead and consulting GOP holy men on the date of his demise.
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Funny story: The Bush Multi-Level Marketing Plan

The Bush Multi-Level Marketing Plan

The Bush MLM Plan This Multi-Level Marketing Plan combines regular Multi-Level Marketing with full blown pyramid schemes! Just...
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Funny story: Bush Says Carter Violated Patriot Act

Bush Says Carter Violated Patriot Act

President Bush, striking back at Jimmy Carter for his interview with the Arkansas Democrat newspaper, says that the former President broke the law. "Jimmy done it to hisself," said Mr. Bush. "He off and violated the Patriot Act. I p...
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Funny story: The Word of God Reveals Truth About Christian Music

The Word of God Reveals Truth About Christian Music

The editors of CCM Magazine are in a quandary. It seems that Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior, has made a pronouncement on the Christian music scene.
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Funny story: Manchester Olympics nearing reality

Manchester Olympics nearing reality

An email from Ken Livingstone to the Olympic Delivery Authority has been leaked to TheSpoof.com. The recent renaming of the thoroughfare leading to the new Wembley Stadium from "Wembley Way" to "Olympic Way" gives warning of a pla...
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Funny story: George Bush To Have Jimmy Carter Arrested

George Bush To Have Jimmy Carter Arrested

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - President George W. Bush made a televised announcement today about Jimmy Carter calling him and his administration the worst in history. The president announced his displeasure at the accusations.
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Funny story: Jimmy Carter Wins Second Nobel Prize For Honesty

Jimmy Carter Wins Second Nobel Prize For Honesty

Former US president Jimmy Carter today was awarded a second Nobel Prize, this time for "honesty in the face of growing hostility".
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Funny story: Carter Backs Away.

Carter Backs Away.

After delivering a stinging dissertation on the ineffectiveness, unprofessional, inflammatory, and completely mishandled foreign policy put into effect by the current administration, Jimmy Carter has back tracked a little on his declaration.
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Funny story: Global warming boom for naturalists

Global warming boom for naturalists

Frank Bonner, chairman of the Somerset Naturalist Society believes global warming will have us all in our birthday suits one day.
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Funny story: Bush appoints new Blame Czar

Bush appoints new Blame Czar

President Bush announced today that he has appointed former Congressman Newt Gingrich to be the nation's first Blame Czar. According to the White House, the primary function of the new position will be to assess blame for the administration's...
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Funny story: Shrek and Fiona Sex Toys Excite Fans

Shrek and Fiona Sex Toys Excite Fans

SIMIAN VALLEY, CALIF--As the third Shrek movie approaches box office records after raking in a fat $122m (€90m) at the U.S. box office, the sale of several sex toys based on the leading characters has some fans of the kid-friendly show hot under the...
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Funny story: Chelsea's Amnesty International garden 'to be planted opposite US Embassy'

Chelsea's Amnesty International garden 'to be planted opposite US Embassy'

London - (Ass Mess): The Amnesty International show garden at this year's Chelsea Flower Show is to be replanted at a site opposite the US Embassy in London at the end of this week as a protest against the Bush Administration's countless acts...
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Funny story: Bush Irate Over Carter Comments

Bush Irate Over Carter Comments

The White House security detail went to high alert status yesterday when they could not find President George W. Bush. After twenty minutes of diligently searching under beds, in closets, and under tables (his favorite places to hide in games of hid...
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Funny story: Iraq tourism boost as London buses plan sightseeing trips

Iraq tourism boost as London buses plan sightseeing trips

Baghdad - (Ass Mess): In a brainwave solution to defuse the civil war in Iraq, London Buses is to spearhead a brainwave initiative by Mayor Ken Livingstone to promote sightseeing trips around the Iraqi capital in disused iconic red London Routemaster...
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Funny story: Monkey 98% George W Bush.

Monkey 98% George W Bush.

In a story we reported on last week, where researchers somewhere uncovered the not so shocking facts that George Bush is 98% Monkey.
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Funny story: Bush Replies to Former President Jimmy Carter Calling Him Worst President Ever

Bush Replies to Former President Jimmy Carter Calling Him Worst President Ever

In an interview with an Arkansas newspaper, former President Jimmy Carter called George "Dubya" Bush "our worst president ever." Carter pointed out all of the Bush flaws and failures in domestic policy, foreign policy, and econom...
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Funny story: Signs and Omens Act V, Scene 666: the Sweating Nepalese Deity Statue

Signs and Omens Act V, Scene 666: the Sweating Nepalese Deity Statue

Nepal - (Rioters): A statue of the Hindu deity Bhimeshwor at the Shanta Krishna Shresthatemple at Dolakha, 43 miles east of Kathmandu has broken out in sweat according to reports today.
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Funny story: Cutty Sark Adds To Global Warming Threat

Cutty Sark Adds To Global Warming Threat

The Cutty Sark which is still on fire, could pose a threat to the world's climate through increased Global Warming, it has been claimed. The ship, which was undergoing a £25million refit with a view to being put...
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Funny story: Stallone Convicted in Australian Steroid Drug Smuggling Case

Stallone Convicted in Australian Steroid Drug Smuggling Case

American actor Sylvester Stallone was formally convicted in court for his smuggling of 48 bottles of illegal steroids into Australia in February. Stallone lied to customs officials about having a prescription for the medication that is illegal in bo...
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Funny story: So you're thinking of having kids?

So you're thinking of having kids?

As humans, it is our basic biological drive to pro-create and bring children into the world. However, 9 times out of 10 we blunder into this folly without the slightest inkling of the cataclysmic life change that having kids brings about.
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Funny story: Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson Has Breast Size Enlarged in Movie Posters

Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson Has Breast Size Enlarged in Movie Posters

Apparently, "the best witch of her generation" is not the "breast" witch of her generation. In movie posters promoting the new Harry Potter film, the Hermione Granger character has gone from a cute, perky smaller breasted teen to, abra-cadabra, a pa...
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Funny story: NATO chief slams Bush at Predator Chapel Ranch summit

NATO chief slams Bush at Predator Chapel Ranch summit

Crawford, Texas - (Ass Mess): Failure to check Corrupt Bastards Club turf wars around the world's oil-rich hot spots has been blamed squarely on the Bush Administration by NATO Secretary-General Jaap de Hoop Scheffer during his two day stay at Pr...
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Funny story: Romney Converts to Christianity

Romney Converts to Christianity

Appearing last night on the cable news show 'Softball' Presidential hopeful and former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney announced that he has converted from Mormonism to Christianity. This was a shock to Softball host Chris Mathews who pro...
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Funny story: Cutty Sark arson blamed on Corrupt Bastards Club

Cutty Sark arson blamed on Corrupt Bastards Club

Greenwhich - (Ass Mess): The Corrupt Bastards Club is being blamed for today's arson attack to scuttle the hysteric 19th century iconic ship the Cutty Sark during a £25 million dry dock refit in Greenwhich.
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Funny story: Voters confused about Ru Paul!

Voters confused about Ru Paul!

Washington DC - World ASS' Press: - early polls are showing a certain amount of confusion over who is actually in the running for President.
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Funny story: "What's this Mammy?" Toddler reignites Northern Irish conflict

"What's this Mammy?" Toddler reignites Northern Irish conflict

The curiosity of a child could mean that hundreds of years of religious intolerance and conflict are back on in Northern Ireland after a brief interlude of peace.
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Funny story: Civilian Winehouse Chain To Open 100th Store

Civilian Winehouse Chain To Open 100th Store

Amy Winehouse secretly married Blake Field-Civilian, the famous food retail magnate in an effort to boost the flagging sales of her £1000000 off license chain.
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Funny story: New style school reports prove popular

New style school reports prove popular

A secondary school has been applauded after a confidential report book which called pupils names like "ding bat" and "wally" was found lying in a street.
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Funny story: White House denounces Carter/Peace.

White House denounces Carter/Peace.

Such bitter exchanges are rare between an incumbent US president and one of his predecessors, analysts say but that is exactly what is happening here.
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Funny story: Blair in Popstar Style Farewell

Blair in Popstar Style Farewell

David Cameron, the leader of the Tory party has been moaning about Tony Blair's handdover of power to the next clone.
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Funny story: Anti Depressants at an All Time High

Anti Depressants at an All Time High

According to medical practioners and receipts from the Chemist (Drugstore) the use of anti depressants is at its highest level since records began in 1942.
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Funny story: Minority Report Comes to UK - Report "Potentially Violent People"

Minority Report Comes to UK - Report "Potentially Violent People"

In a situation shockingly familiar to viewers of the film Minority Report, leaked Home Office plans show the Government wants council staff, charity workers and doctors to become informers, tipping police off about people who might commit a violent...
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Funny story: The Harry to be Redeployed

The Harry to be Redeployed

Prince Harry has been told that he will not go to do army stuff in Southern Iraq as it is too dangerous.
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Funny story: FA Cup Final Will Be In Cardiff Next Year

FA Cup Final Will Be In Cardiff Next Year

In an astonishing development over the weekend, the English Football Association has announced that, after a nightmarishly boring FA Cup final at the New Wembley stadium on Saturday, next year's final will revert to the M...
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Funny story: Britney Spears' Ass In The Hot Seat, Again

Britney Spears' Ass In The Hot Seat, Again

According to passengers on a flight from Los Angeles International Airport, Britney Spears, on her way to an Orlando Florida performance at the House of Blues, refused to fly because there were no leather seats on the airliner.
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Funny story: Campaign Song for Ron Paul

Campaign Song for Ron Paul

Vote Ron Paul (To the tune of Big Bad John)...
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Funny story: Arsenal In Shock Takeover Bid By London Underworld

Arsenal In Shock Takeover Bid By London Underworld

In a shocking new development, Arsenal Football Club will become the first club to be bankrolled by the London Underworld, should a deal be agreed.
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Funny story: UK Reclaims Canada as Colony

UK Reclaims Canada as Colony

Canada's Prime Minister, Stephen Harper, announced today that Canada would rejoin the UK (United Kingdom) and renounce its independence. "Being on our own is just too much work," Harper explained, "particularly when you've got...
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Funny story: Corrupt Bastards Club right to choose next World Bank CEO challenged

Corrupt Bastards Club right to choose next World Bank CEO challenged

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): The Corrupt Bastards Club is standing by its right to pick the next head of the World Bank just as it has done for the last seventy odd years since the outbreak of World War II.
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Funny story: Teletubbies Now Declared 'Persons of Interest'

Teletubbies Now Declared 'Persons of Interest'

Lynchburg, Virgina - Following allegations that the Teletubbies may have been involved in a plot to kill Rev. Jerry Falwell, police believe they have discovered th...
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