Funny story: Prince William signs up to Faecesbook

Prince William signs up to Faecesbook

Bovington Barracks Obama - (Ass Mess): The eldest son of the Pretender to the Throne has signed up for membership of the Faecesbook site which promotes networking for little shits who can't get a life without self-publicity.
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Funny story: Eddie Murphy To Star In Fantasy Island Remake

Eddie Murphy To Star In Fantasy Island Remake

Eddie Murphy is getting ready to tell guests "Welcome to Fantasy Island" in a big screen adaptation of the 70's and 80's television series. As in his films "Coming to America" and "The Nutty Professor," the come...
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Funny story: Britney Spears, Tom Cruise, Paris Hilton Sue Website TheSpoof.com

Britney Spears, Tom Cruise, Paris Hilton Sue Website TheSpoof.com

LOS ANGELES CITY HALL, CALIFORNIA (LAWYER'S JOURNAL) -- Britney Spears & Paris Hilton taking the lead in a multi-million dollar class-action lawsuit brought against high satire website, T...
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Funny story: Missing Ming

Missing Ming

A spokesperson from Scotland Yard today confirmed the Liberal Democrats have filed a missing persons report for it's leader Ming Campbell, and was forced to admit in a broadcasted appeal that 'we actually have no knowledge of his most recent...
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Funny story: Double Homicide on Tatooine

Double Homicide on Tatooine

TATOOINE (Galactic Press) -- Residents of the remote Outer Rim desert world Tatooine were stunned today by news of a double homicide in the quiet moisture-farming community south of Anchorhead. Imperial police reported that Owen Lars, 57, and wife...
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Funny story: NBC to Remake The Bionic Woman

NBC to Remake The Bionic Woman

Jamie Sommers will once again run in slow motion across American television screens. NBC had announced that a new version of "The Bionic Woman" will be in their fall line-up.
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Funny story: The Empress is jinxed

The Empress is jinxed

Juneau - (Ass Mess): The latest disaster to strike Majestic America's paddlewheel cruiser Empress of the North which is close to capsizing off Juneau's icy waters today has been dubbed a fearsome hex by ex-crew members who have refused to sai...
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Funny story: Bush Administration Refuses Federal Money to Rescue Alaskan Cruise Ship

Bush Administration Refuses Federal Money to Rescue Alaskan Cruise Ship

President Bush had insisted that no Federal agents assist in the rescue of the cruise ship that ran aground near Juneau, Alaska. Also, he has said that no federal property or equipment will be used to repair the ship or assist the crew or passengers...
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Funny story: A Dead Calf a Day Helps You Work Rest and Play

A Dead Calf a Day Helps You Work Rest and Play

Masterfoods today confirmed that it will adding mashed up dead baby calf in all of its most popular chocolate bars including Mars, Twix and Milky Way.
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Funny story: Bong Hits 4 Weyhrauch! as Empress capsizes

Bong Hits 4 Weyhrauch! as Empress capsizes

Alaska - (Ass Mess): Former Alaskan state legislator Bruce Weyhrauch is being blamed today by fellow members of the Corrupt Bastards Club for setting in motion a bizarre chain of natural and unnatural events that began when he fell of his boat last...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Rages on Arianna Huffington, not Paris Hilton

Lindsay Lohan Rages on Arianna Huffington, not Paris Hilton

(Los Angeles--CA) Linsday Lohan will be turning 21 this year, and the former "teen queen" wants everyone to know that as an adult she plans on doing more than visiting LA clubs and drinking, most of the time. It seems the child star is an a...
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Funny story: "EyeBrow Club For Men" Founder Also a Member

"EyeBrow Club For Men" Founder Also a Member

Pueblo, Colorado - "Eyebrow Club For Men" founder Keith Jenkins today announced that he is not only the owner of the lucrative eyebrow hair restoration company, but uses the product himself. A sparkly jenkins posed for cameras today with h...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Gets to Be a Grandparent

Donald Trump Gets to Be a Grandparent

Donald Trump is happy to slip into his new roll as a Grandpa. This weekend, his son and daughter in law presented him with his first grandchild in New York City.
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Funny story: Jesus Christ Returns to Earth; Endorses Ron Paul

Jesus Christ Returns to Earth; Endorses Ron Paul

In an unprecedented move that has left the entire globe stunned, Jesus Christ returned Sunday, May 13th at 8pm Central time. Floating down to Earth over Texas amidst rolls of thunder and descending from suddenly gathered clouds the Savior walked up...
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Funny story: Euro-disaster as Scootch make an arse of it

Euro-disaster as Scootch make an arse of it

Scooch, the British entry into this-years Eurovision Song Contest flew back into Heathrow yesterday evening to scenes of hysteria. People cheered "You're crap!" and "Tossers!"...
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Funny story: Cruise Ship Runs Aground in Alaska

Cruise Ship Runs Aground in Alaska

A cruise ship has struck a submerged rock and run aground near Juneau, Alaska. All passengers have been safely evacuated and no crew or passengers were injured in the accident. The ship's captain said that he purposefully grounded his ship to k...
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Funny story: George Tenet Dunks And Slams Cheney, Condoleezza

George Tenet Dunks And Slams Cheney, Condoleezza

Washington Toast - George Tenet, former director of the Central Intelligence Agency, recently received a four million dollar book advance for writing about his contribution to the 9/11 tragedy and the ginning up to the war in Iraq, absolving himself...
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Funny story: Student Sues Over Brokeback Mountain School Showing

Student Sues Over Brokeback Mountain School Showing

A Midwestern family has sued their local school and school district over their child being exposed to the film "Brokeback Mountain" in school. The girl, a sixth grader, and her class were shown the film behind closed doors by a substitute teacher.
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Funny story: Nudist Find Members Aging, Recruiting Sagging

Nudist Find Members Aging, Recruiting Sagging

A large, American nudist organization is desparate for new blood and more members. The American Association for Naked Recreation is growing older, with a median age of 55, and needs to recruit a younger membership before the organization dies out.
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Funny story: Actors Ashes Now Lost

Actors Ashes Now Lost

report filed by Spoof reporter William Robinson.
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Funny story: Man Gets Beer Penis

Man Gets Beer Penis

Hold the Mayo Clinic Minnesota - Alexander Solhoholstien has been suffering from Sexual Dysfunction because of the size of his penis it is very small. It is almost impossible to tell whether it is erect or flaccid, and this results in a rather humili...
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Funny story: Brett Favre Demands Green Bay Packers Trade Him

Brett Favre Demands Green Bay Packers Trade Him

Brett Favre had demanded that he be traded by the Green Bay Packers. The desire comes from the team not making a deal to bring controversial wide receiver Randy Moss to the Wisconson city. "Since the team isn't trying to get newer, better...
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Funny story: Daimler Chrysler to Be Purchased By Cerberus

Daimler Chrysler to Be Purchased By Cerberus

Diamler Chrysler has announced that 80% of the money losing company will be purchased by Cerberus. This move is being made in an attempt to keep one of the world's largest auto makers solvent.
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Funny story: Ballack and Kahn - German Footballers are Dildos

Ballack and Kahn - German Footballers are Dildos

German footballers Micheal Ballack and Oliver Kahn were today celebrating after being awarded 50.000 eauros each over claims that they resemble large dildo's.
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Funny story: Chris Tarrant arrested over chapatti incident

Chris Tarrant arrested over chapatti incident

Nottingham - (Ass Mess): TV presenter Chris Tarrant spent the night in a Nottingham slammer after being arrested in an Indian restaurant following a chapatti-slinging incident and refusing to pay the bill.
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Funny story: U.S Forces in Iraq Encounter Elite 'Special Rear Guard'

U.S Forces in Iraq Encounter Elite 'Special Rear Guard'

Bakkhavda, Iraq - U.S and coalition forces today in the metropolitan, industrial city of Bakkhavda encountered stiff opposition from the remnants of Saddam Hussein's vaunted "Special Rear Guard". "They halted our main thrust, and the battle...
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Funny story: Beware 'spoilers' warns Rowling as cops move to end her reign of terror

Beware 'spoilers' warns Rowling as cops move to end her reign of terror

London - (Ass Mess): Speaking to reporters today about her seventh serrial attempt to pass off the Harry Potter books as her very own work JK Rowling hit back at press reports that the Metropolitan Police is finally about to make its move and throw t...
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Funny story: Wigan Chairman 'too busy laughing' to care about Tevez row!!

Wigan Chairman 'too busy laughing' to care about Tevez row!!

Wigan Chairman Dave Whelan was unavailable for comment after his sides miraculous victory at Sheffield United. Whelan, 82, was said to have gone number blind & delirious due to counting the £40 Million that Sheff Utd had lost due to not being able to...
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Funny story: Bob Barker's Dirty Little Secret

Bob Barker's Dirty Little Secret

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA (HOLLYWOOD XPOSED) - "I peeked in the window and I can see about ten or twelve of them all having sex in the room. I just couldn't believe what I was seeing. I was scared and shocke...
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Funny story: Larry David's Career in Slump After Hair Transplant!

Larry David's Career in Slump After Hair Transplant!

Hollywood California - In an attempt to reinvent himself Famed Creator of Seinfeld And Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry David Received a full head of Golden Curls Courtesy of the Hair Club For Men.
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Funny story: Bin Laden Alive! Had to Move from Crawford Ranch

Bin Laden Alive! Had to Move from Crawford Ranch

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Bin Laden was evicted from his hideout at the Crawford Ranch because President Bush fears that Tony Blair will become jealous when Bush and Blair marry. President Bush isn't taking any chances with his new love.
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Funny story: Naked Wonman Falls in Wet Concrete

Naked Wonman Falls in Wet Concrete

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Greece - A naked woman fell from a 2nd story window into a strip of concrete that was being poured for a new sidewalk.
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Funny story: Mars Bars no loner safe for vegetarian oral sex says Marianne Faithfull

Mars Bars no loner safe for vegetarian oral sex says Marianne Faithfull

London - (Ass Mess): Marianne Faithfull has told an anal general meeting of the vegetarian society that mars bars are no longer safe for oral sex.
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Funny story: Manchester United's Alex Ferguson To Retire Early After FA Cup Final

Manchester United's Alex Ferguson To Retire Early After FA Cup Final

Sir Alice Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, has dropped an untimely Old Trafford bombshell only days before the FA Cup Final with Chelsea, by announcing that he will retire early
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Funny story: Paris Hilton - Proof that Money does not Equal Brains

Paris Hilton - Proof that Money does not Equal Brains

An anonymous source has leaked confidential medical records belonging to Paris Hilton to Entertainless News. According to the records, which include an MRI scan of Hilton's cranium, the heiress' skull contains mostly air.
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Funny story: Miss USA in Rehab Again

Miss USA in Rehab Again

Tara Conner, Miss USA, has entered rehab for addiction treatment once again. This time, however, according to a source close to the reigning beauty queen, the addiction is not to alcohol or an illicit substance. Rather, it appears that Miss Conner...
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