Funny story: Bertie Ahern gives Statement over Financial Issues

Bertie Ahern gives Statement over Financial Issues

Taoseach, Bertie Ahern earlier today gave an exclusive statement about his finances in the early 90's. His statement read: "Lads, the money as just restin' in me account. That's all I have to say."...
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Funny story: Tony Blair, Heather Mills McCartney's leg and Knut to join Spinal Tap for Live Earth Gig!

Tony Blair, Heather Mills McCartney's leg and Knut to join Spinal Tap for Live Earth Gig!

While rock fans have been dreaming of a Spinal Tap reunion for years, an important enough reason for the band to get back together has remained elusive.
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Funny story: UK rag trade boss Philip Green flogging Russian Neo-Nazi T-shirts

UK rag trade boss Philip Green flogging Russian Neo-Nazi T-shirts

Oxford Street, Lonson - (Ass Mess): Fancy something snazzy for the weekend boys? Then how about the latest Russian eurotrash import T-shirt from Philip Green's Burton shops that are being flogged off as twelve quid a pop?...
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Funny story: John McCain Withdraws; Endorses Ron Paul

John McCain Withdraws; Endorses Ron Paul

John McCain today announced his withdrawal from the 2008 Presidential race, citing low poll numbers, lackluster fundraising and other campaign difficulties. "We just weren't able to pull it all together," McCain admitted, "and it&#...
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Funny story: Paula Abdul, Descendant of Paul Revere, Leads Charge Against Brits

Paula Abdul, Descendant of Paul Revere, Leads Charge Against Brits

The Spoof has discovered what has kept Paula Abdul distracted for months. Turns out she's a descendant of Paul Revere and has been doing late-night "The British are coming" rides on horseback through the streets of Greenwich Village in...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Stops Traffic In West Hollywood Media Frenzy

Britney Spears Stops Traffic In West Hollywood Media Frenzy

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA (HOLLYWOOD SPY) - Britney Spears started a media frenzy at tinseltown's famous Equinox Gym on the Sunset Strip, she was accompanied by her vagina, for a quick workout a...
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Funny story: Thunderbirds are stop!

Thunderbirds are stop!

International Rescue bosses have today announced that they are in consultation with unions over job losses, after the company's product development manager, Brains, left to join rival organisation, Stingray.
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Funny story: Bush: Pelosi opportunity was missed

Bush: Pelosi opportunity was missed

The US Air Force was minutes away from 'vapourising' Democrat Speaker of the House and outspoken Bush critic, Nancy Pelosi, during her recent controversial tour of the middle east.
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Funny story: Paul McCartney Announces Engagement to Headless Cadaver

Paul McCartney Announces Engagement to Headless Cadaver

Fresh off high profile divorce proceedings with amputee gold digger/dance contestant Heather Mills, Ex Beatle Sir Paul McCartney has proved once again that love is all you need.
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Funny story: Holy Trinity Appears On A Pint Of Guinness

Holy Trinity Appears On A Pint Of Guinness

Sensational news from Ireland, as reports surface all over the Internet, that God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Ghost have appeared on the head a pint of Guinness in a Boutique Hotel in Dublin's trendy Temple Bar.
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Funny story: Sheryl Crow and Russell Crowe adopt baby, limit tot to one diaper per day

Sheryl Crow and Russell Crowe adopt baby, limit tot to one diaper per day

Hollywood - (Ass Mes): Grammy-winning 'Run Baby Run' singer Sheryl Crow and Oscar-winning 'Gladiator' movie actor Russell Crowe have just announced they have adopted a new-hatched little baby together.
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Funny story: Ho-nolulu mystery as Ho daughter Dayna found dead

Ho-nolulu mystery as Ho daughter Dayna found dead

Ho-nolulu - (Ass Mess): Last week she buried her late father, the 'Tiny Bubbles' crooner Don Ho, who died of heart failure on 14 April aged 76.
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Funny story: 2,700-year-old fart found in Greece!

2,700-year-old fart found in Greece!

ATHENS, Greece - Archaeologists in Greece have discovered a rare 2,700-year-old fart inside a copper urn from a site where soldiers described in Homer's "Iliad." farted into the ancient Greek equivalent...
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Funny story: Bruce Willis Battles Michael Bay Hollywood Style

Bruce Willis Battles Michael Bay Hollywood Style

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA (LUCHA LIBRE) - High-powered actor, Bruce Willis, star of such film blockbusters as the Die Hard Series, Armageddon, Sin City and The Fifth Element, rocked the Hollywood establishment by launching an attack on M...
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Funny story: William and Harry open Windsor Castle laptop dancing strip club

William and Harry open Windsor Castle laptop dancing strip club

Windsor - (Ass Mess): Clearly unfazed by recent romantic disappointments Prince William has financed an innovative internet-integrated strip club in a former pub called the Windsor Castle just yards away from his army barracks and asked brother Harry...
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Funny story: Woodstock Nation Becomes Incontinent Nation

Woodstock Nation Becomes Incontinent Nation

The year was 1969 and 450,000 people went to a pasture in Sullivan county and had a hell of a party.
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Funny story: It's the thought that counts

It's the thought that counts

If it's the thought that counts, why spend money?...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney and Gordon Brown: KGB brothers' past gagged by Aldrich Ames fiasco

Mitt Romney and Gordon Brown: KGB brothers' past gagged by Aldrich Ames fiasco

Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): The CIA's bungling of KGB double agent Aldrich Ames's ten year destruction rampage through US Justice Department files may have ensured that, like George W Bush and his uterine brother Tony Blair, yet another tr...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise Mom 'in cryogenic stasis inside son's garage freezer'

Tom Cruise Mom 'in cryogenic stasis inside son's garage freezer'

Beverly Hills - (Ass Mess): One year on after leaving her Florida home to visit newborn grand daughter Suri Holmes Cruise, Mary Lee Mapother has failed tocontact friends and family after ostensibly deciding to remain at her son Tom Cruise's Bever...
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Funny story: Bush Orders Surge On Democrats

Bush Orders Surge On Democrats

Washington DC - In an Unprecedented move President George W Bush has asked General David Patreus to organize a surge against all elected Democrats in the Congress of the United States of America.
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Funny story: Bush's Blank Check Bounces

Bush's Blank Check Bounces

Bagdad Iraq - The blank check that was given to President George Busch by the congress of the United States of America has bounced at the first National bank of Iraq.
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Funny story: Green cross code man killed 'just yards from zebra crossing'

Green cross code man killed 'just yards from zebra crossing'

Former road safety superhero the Green Cross Code Man has been killed after being knocked down near to a pedestrian crossing in his local town. The giant man known to millions for his tireless campaign to warn children of the dangers of crossing the...
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Funny story: Sperm Modified to Include Calorie Counter

Sperm Modified to Include Calorie Counter

Scientists have today announced that human sperm can be genetically modified to include nutritional information and a calorie counter. The breakthrough follows years of abstinence by women who claim that sperm is fattening.
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Funny story: Breast is Best and Sperm is Good for Your Skin

Breast is Best and Sperm is Good for Your Skin

Following a recent report by a respected male physicist into the cancer beating properties of breast milk, men all over the world are beating a path to local hospitals in a bid to buy gallons of the white stuff.
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Funny story: Bush Appoints The Spoof Writer "Crazy Cal" Jennings Iraqi War Tzar

Bush Appoints The Spoof Writer "Crazy Cal" Jennings Iraqi War Tzar

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The US Congress has applauded the appointment of "Crazy Cal" Jennings, The Spoof writer extraordinaire, as Iraq War Tzar by President George W. Bush.
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Funny story: Pope Holds Outdoor Service in Brazil; Prays for Soul of the Nation

Pope Holds Outdoor Service in Brazil; Prays for Soul of the Nation

Buenos Ares, Brazil - The Pope's first visit to Latin America has been a success, drawing little controversy, if any. But with The Holy See announcing today that he was holding a special outdoor prayer service in a personal intersession on behalf...
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Funny story: Body Parts Vendors Get Jail

Body Parts Vendors Get Jail

Six people appeared at the Old Bailey yesterday charged with unlawfully selling, or trying to sell, integral and 'essential' human body parts. Kidneys, lungs, arms and a testicle were all sol...
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Funny story: Graham Norton Voted Funniest Man On TV

Graham Norton Voted Funniest Man On TV

Graham Norton, the funny multi-talented TV presenter and, some would say "comedian", has been voted the "funniest man on TV" by viewers in an online poll. Norton won "hands down" with ov...
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Funny story: Lowton Brothers reject $1.4 Billion for Satire Web Site TheSpoof.com

Lowton Brothers reject $1.4 Billion for Satire Web Site TheSpoof.com

Mark Lowton and his brother Paul turned down a $1.4 Billion dollar buyout offer from Google for their satirical web site the spoof.com.
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Funny story: Bill Gates Sues Plastic Surgeon

Bill Gates Sues Plastic Surgeon

Microsoft Corporation founder and richest person in the world Bill Gates has filed a lawsuit against Seattle, Washington plastic surgeon Doctor Gordon P. Mengele, alleging gross negligence and malicious malpractice.
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Funny story: Blow Dryer Maven Monica Lewinsky

Blow Dryer Maven Monica Lewinsky

Monica Lewinsky, the infamous mistress of former president Bill Clinton, has just announced that she has signed a deal with Conair to lend her name to a new line of hair dryers.
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Funny story: Drunken "W" Crashes Company Picnic

Drunken "W" Crashes Company Picnic

It appears that the stress of being the leader of the world's only superpower has finally caught up with President George W. Bush, after many years of sobriety.
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Funny story: Senate Orders Flags to be Flown at Half Staff Until Inauguration of New President

Senate Orders Flags to be Flown at Half Staff Until Inauguration of New President

The United States Senate has passed a resolution calling for all flags to be flown at half staff until the inauguration of a new president in January of 2009. The resolution was confirmed by an amazing margin of one hundred to zero!...
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Funny story: UFOs Turn Away - "Earth's Crap"

UFOs Turn Away - "Earth's Crap"

A fleet of UFOs have been spotted heading away from Earth and towards the constellation of Funster Centauri, citing Earth's 'crapness' as the main reason for the retreat.
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Funny story: Four Fellows Fetched from Fierce Flask of Fish Feces

Four Fellows Fetched from Fierce Flask of Fish Feces

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Mass, U.S. - Holy Fishguts Batman! A Fish franchise fed four frightened fellows to it's fishery Friday. Finally feeling them fighting for freedom, the four fellows were fished out of the fiasco.
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Funny story: White House Republicans Discovered to Be Undercover Russians

White House Republicans Discovered to Be Undercover Russians

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Recent White House probes uncovered that most White House Republicans now serving in office are really undercover Russian agents. President George W. Bush was discovered to be a Russian monkey left over from...
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Funny story: Sayings and Their Origins

Sayings and Their Origins

It has often been said, "Might makes right," but where did this saying originate?...
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