Funny story: Queen Not Amused at Bush's Fart Joke

Queen Not Amused at Bush's Fart Joke

A source inside the White House said that in honor of the Queen's visit, the President saved his best fart joke for their white-tie state dinner. The President's mother, Barbara Bush, in attendance, apologized afterwards to Her Majesty and sa...
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Funny story: Tony Blair thanks people of Earth

Tony Blair thanks people of Earth

In a moving farewell speech. Prime Minister Tony Blair thanked the people of Planet Earth for the last 10 years and said that it was a privilege to be their leader.
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Funny story: Ex-BP Corrupt Bastard Browne booted off Goldman Sax

Ex-BP Corrupt Bastard Browne booted off Goldman Sax

Wall Street - (Ass Mess): Ex-BP chairman and honorary Corrupt Bastards Club member Lord Browne was finally booted off the Goldmnan Sax board after New York financial regulators said he was one liability too many for the investment bank's balance...
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Funny story: New World Order guitarist reveals split

New World Order guitarist reveals split

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Legendary GOP pop Band New World Order have split up, according to guitarist and EU lead vocalist Tony Blair.
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Funny story: Former Japanese Prime Minister Stars in Porn Film

Former Japanese Prime Minister Stars in Porn Film

Vivid Entertainment today announced that Junichiro Koizumi will be starring in its upcoming reality porn film, "I Rub You." Koizumi, who was widely reported to be quite the womanizer during his days in politics, will carry out a similar rol...
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Funny story: Wiccans side with Al Sharpton over Mitt Romney bigotry fears

Wiccans side with Al Sharpton over Mitt Romney bigotry fears

Washington DC - (Rioters): The World Council of Matriarchy issued a statement today broadly backing the Rev Al Sharpton's bigotry jibe that says ex-Governor Mitt Romney has yet to come off the fence viz his personal beliefs about the segregation...
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Funny story: Phil Spector Murder Trial Lacks 'Race Card' to Play; Causes Court TV's Less than stellar Ratings

Phil Spector Murder Trial Lacks 'Race Card' to Play; Causes Court TV's Less than stellar Ratings

Los Angeles, California - In the trial of his life, Phil Spector, accused of murdering actress, Lana Clarkson, at his Alhambra mansion in Southern California in 2003, has been covered in the regular media and carried on the salacious cable show Court...
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Funny story: VECO Corrupt Bastards gave GOP $1+ million

VECO Corrupt Bastards gave GOP $1+ million

Juneau - (Ass Mess): Two senior VECO executives who have turned in plea bargains over bribing Corrupt Bastards Club Alaskan state legislators have surrendered documents showing their bribery of GOP congressional candidates and George W Bush to be in...
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Funny story: God Gives Bush Timeline to Withdraw Troops Bush Vows to Veto

God Gives Bush Timeline to Withdraw Troops Bush Vows to Veto

US President George W. Bush, known for his many conversations with God, may have hit a snag in their relationship. God has joined Democrats in urging the President to provide a timeline for withdrawl of US troops from Iraq.
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Funny story: How does religion work?

How does religion work?

How does religion work then?...
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Funny story: AG Gonzales' memory does not improve

AG Gonzales' memory does not improve

Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, appearing before Congress today to answer questions about fired U.S. attorneys, claimed that he does not remember his own name. When committee chairman John Conyers tried to begin questioning, Gonzales did not respo...
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Funny story: Bush hails Blair and offers internship

Bush hails Blair and offers internship

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): President Bush hailed UK prime Monster Tony Blair today and said he accepted the news of his resignation from office with sadness not least because he knew that Blair 'has had it coming' after the Queen informed hi...
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Funny story: Bush Has Successful Speech, No Word Stumbles

Bush Has Successful Speech, No Word Stumbles

Topeka, KS - Bush today conducted a flawless and invigorating speech to an assembled crowd at the United Economic Development Conglomerates meeting. There were no spoonerisms, malapropisms, stumblings or misspeakings of any kind; not even the meres...
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Funny story: How 'bout Those Pops?

How 'bout Those Pops?

BOSTON, Mass. - Two men, possibly under the influence of their wives, found themselves at a Boston Pops concert against their will.
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Funny story: Blair: I hate Gordon Brown

Blair: I hate Gordon Brown

Tony Blair threw the Labour Party into further turmoil today by announcing that he 'hates' his probable successor and long-term political ally Gordon Brown.
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Funny story: 'Uncle Jesse' From Dukes of Hazzard On National Book Tour

'Uncle Jesse' From Dukes of Hazzard On National Book Tour

Tyree, Mississippi - Jesse Duke came roaring into town today, not in a Dodge Challenger or an old beat-up red pickup, but in an unassuming Ford Taurus.
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Funny story: Prison Break's new member

Prison Break's new member

Top TV show Prison Break is set to cast a new character in Season 3. TheSpoof.com can exclusively reveal that it is in fact Hollywood Super Bitch Paris Hilton. Cast member Wentworth Miller was not happy with this decision.
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Funny story: Bush Replaces Petraeus: Patton Resurrected

Bush Replaces Petraeus: Patton Resurrected

President Bush today, in the face of growing pressure about the war in Iraq, announced that General George Patton would replace General David Petraeus as commander of the Multinational Force in Iraq.
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Funny story: Feds probe Michael Moore's Cuba healthcare probe

Feds probe Michael Moore's Cuba healthcare probe

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): FBI officers are probing Oscar winner Michael Moore's recent shenanigans in Cuba where the 'Bowling for Columbine' and 'Farenheit:9/11' movie maker was investigating the US State Secrets-classified identi...
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Funny story: Metropolitan Police to replace safety cameras with Japanese tourists

Metropolitan Police to replace safety cameras with Japanese tourists

The Metropolitan Police are to replace safety cameras with Japanese tourists. The Commissioner said "There's already a Japanese tourist taking a picture on every street in London, sometimes more than one. They're low-maintenance, polite,...
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Funny story: U.S. Defense Department Punked By Canada

U.S. Defense Department Punked By Canada

Ultra paranoid U.S. Defense Department officials freaked out earlier this year when they found what they believed to be spy technology embedded within a harmless Canadian 25 cent piece.
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Funny story: Blair Steps Down

Blair Steps Down

An almost great showbiz entertainer finally hangs up his dancing shoes today.
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Funny story: Mitt Romney counters bigotry jibe

Mitt Romney counters bigotry jibe

Aldrich Ames, IOU - (Ass Mess): The US bigotry-slamming war intensified today as former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney defended his religious belief in being able to secure the Republican as well as the national vote for the 2008 White House foll...
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Funny story: Pope flies in for a Brazilian

Pope flies in for a Brazilian

Sao Paulo - (Ass Mess): Pope Ratzinger has arrived in Brazil for the start of a gruelling five day stay that will see him receive professional attention for all his Brazilian needs which are said to be extensive.
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Funny story: Remains of hippy discovered in Peace Camp hole

Remains of hippy discovered in Peace Camp hole

HELENSBURGH, Scotland - The remains of a body estimated to have lain for 25 years in a hole at Faslane Peace Camp opposite the Trident nuclear submarine base, has been discovered.
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Funny story: Attention-seeking disorder at heart of Blair psychosis say shrinks

Attention-seeking disorder at heart of Blair psychosis say shrinks

London - (Ass Mess): The political career of UK Prime Monster Tony Blair is rooted in a psychotic craving for attention according to medical personnel who have treated the Bushes' number one toerag for over thrity years.
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Funny story: Blair resignation: cops name PM's cash-for-peerages arrest date

Blair resignation: cops name PM's cash-for-peerages arrest date

Trimdon Colliery - (Rotters): Amid a torrent of weasel words that saw Prime Monster Tony Blair heap praise on himself and the Bush Family Evil Empire's UK mobster cartels that he has controlled for over a decade the Metropolitan Police's Seri...
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Funny story: Intel Produces New Microprocessor on a Cracker

Intel Produces New Microprocessor on a Cracker

Santa Clara California - Nabisco and Intel have combined their top intellectual talent to produce the worlds fastest computer chip. It has the code name Rayon Highgluten Multi Core Estero chip.
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Funny story: Bono of U2 to head Hilton aid!

Bono of U2 to head Hilton aid!

Dublin, (Rootarse) The charismatic U2 pop sensation, front man and hat owner, Bono, has declared to spearhead an incentive to correct what he terms "An outrageous miscarriage of justice!...
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Funny story: Wal-Mart Opens Hospital In Aisle Seven

Wal-Mart Opens Hospital In Aisle Seven

Chickenport Arkansas - As an ongoing commitment to it's customers, Wal-Mart The nations top retail supermarket, retail store and oilchange facility announced that it will open a full service...
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Funny story: BMW drivers "Are wankers"

BMW drivers "Are wankers"

Its official! The ministry of transport have announced the findings of a year long study into the behaviour of the UK's drivers.
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Funny story: Dead Man Walking in Scotland

Dead Man Walking in Scotland

A man who was declared dead at a hospital in Scotland was later found alive after officials mounted a search believing they'd lost the body.
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Funny story: Altech Lansing Develops Speakers That Can Talk to God

Altech Lansing Develops Speakers That Can Talk to God

When it comes to awesome performance in a compact design, few speaker systems compare to the Holy 1000. The thing that makes this speaker different from all others is that if you speak into them You can actually speak to God.
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Funny story: NASA & BNSC To Launch Big Ben For Jupiter Mission

NASA & BNSC To Launch Big Ben For Jupiter Mission

BRITISH NATIONAL SPACE CENTER, LONDON (SPACE:YUK)--No sooner was the ink dry on the historic "Joint Statement of Intent for Co-operation in the Field of Space Exploration" agreement signed in Washington DC, Thursday 19 Apri...
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Funny story: France's Sarkozy Says "Let Them Eat Cake!" From Billionaire's Luxury Yacht

France's Sarkozy Says "Let Them Eat Cake!" From Billionaire's Luxury Yacht

PARIS (AFP) -- "Let Them Eat Cake!" said Nicolas Sarkozy after winning the French presidency on Sunday from the yacht of a billionaire crony. Sarkozy also told his French countrymen to start working harder while cruising in an open air hot...
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Funny story: South Africa going through a mid-life crisis?

South Africa going through a mid-life crisis?

In the streets of Johannesburg, or Gauteng as it is known in South Africa, news has just hit the streets of Mr Jacob Zuma's new position, that of becoming an honorary priest, with the blessings of the ANC.
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Funny story: Governor Schwarzenegger Suffers Bout with Work Related Stress

Governor Schwarzenegger Suffers Bout with Work Related Stress

Dr. Dakota Schillman, renowned Beverly Hills psychiatrist for the rich and famous, revealed to CNN's Larry King in an exclusive interview, that he had recently diagnosed California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger as an overtly hostile personality.
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Funny story: Giuliani Supports Abortion

Giuliani Supports Abortion

Rudy Giuliani today announced his support for abortion. Religious conservatives immediately pounced on Giuliani, with Jerry Falwell calling for the death penalty. RNC Chair Robert M. "Bobby-Mike" Duncan apologized publicly to Falwell, as th...
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Funny story: Supreme Court Backs Bush On Iraq

Supreme Court Backs Bush On Iraq

The US Supreme Court today, in a controversial 5-4 decision, announced its support for the war in Iraq. Chief Justice John Roberts, writing for the majority, explained at length how the war was a necessary act for the nation.
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Funny story: Bush Confused By 'Royal Throne Room' - Gaffs at Queen's Visit

Bush Confused By 'Royal Throne Room' - Gaffs at Queen's Visit

Washington, DC--President Bush today misinterpreted the wishes of Queen Elizabeth when she wished to see his own stately quarters.
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Funny story: Bush to Allow Drilling in Alaska; EPA Mum

Bush to Allow Drilling in Alaska; EPA Mum

Washington, DC--- El Prez Bush today announced he will allow unassailed drilling all across Alaska, in order to tap believed huge reserves of oil.
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Funny story: Lord of The Rings Director Sent Back to Middle-Earth to make J.R.R. Tolkien's Epic Prequel to the Prequel, the absolute latest from Christopher Tolkien

Lord of The Rings Director Sent Back to Middle-Earth to make J.R.R. Tolkien's Epic Prequel to the Prequel, the absolute latest from Christopher Tolkien

London, England - After New Line Cinema announced he would not be directing The Hobbit, his reward for his box office success of his film adaptation of J.R.R Tolkein's The Lord of the Rings, Peter Jackson manages to re-emerge with yet another Mid...
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Funny story: O'Donnell and Trump Record Album

O'Donnell and Trump Record Album

Well, it looks as though gazillionaire Donald Trump and outspoken, opinionated Rosie O'Donnell have made amends in order to record an album of love song duets.
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Funny story: Crusty Crab Ordered to Accommodate Oxygen Breathing Patrons

Crusty Crab Ordered to Accommodate Oxygen Breathing Patrons

On Monday, the United States Supreme Court ordered the Crusty Crab restaurant, and specifically, the sole proprietor thereof, one Eugene Crabs, to provide equal access to land based, oxygen breathing patrons.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Protests Prison Garb

Paris Hilton Protests Prison Garb

Paris Hilton is still protesting her 45 day prison sentence. This time, it is for a different reason. "Have you seen what I have to wear? I've got an orange jumpsuit! I've got another one that is identical for the next day, when I ha...
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Funny story: Bush Embarrases Himself With Queen

Bush Embarrases Himself With Queen

President George "Dubya" Bush embarrassed himself and the United States again. This time, it was in front of the Queen of England during her state visit to the U.S..
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan to Play Hanoi Jane Fonda in Movie

Lindsay Lohan to Play Hanoi Jane Fonda in Movie

seLindsay Lohan, tired of the verbal abuse she received from co-star Jane Fonda during the filming of Georgia Rule, has agreed to play the actress in an unauthorized film biography. The movie, "Hanoi Jane in Vietnam", will follow the daugh...
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Funny story: Quarterback Doug Flutie Enters Three Hall of Fames in One Week

Quarterback Doug Flutie Enters Three Hall of Fames in One Week

Former Boston College, CFL, and NFL quarterback Doug Flutie has entered three different Hall of Fames in one week. First, the Canadian Football League honored their former six time MVP with admission as their first non Canada native. Then, the coll...
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Funny story: NCAA To Change 3 Point Line, Other Rules

NCAA To Change 3 Point Line, Other Rules

The NCAA has decided to change the distance of the three point line to make the shot a little more difficult. The University sports governing body has also announced other changes to the game of college basketball.
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Funny story: 2007 Hurricane Season Cancelled

2007 Hurricane Season Cancelled

Windy Storm, a spokesperson from the National Weather Service, announced today that the 2007 Hurricane season has been cancelled.
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Funny story: Borat Invented Sasha Baron Cohen Character

Borat Invented Sasha Baron Cohen Character

Borat, the Ubekastani news reporter made famous by the movie of the same name actually invented the character known as Sasha Baron Cohen.
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Funny story: Dead Man Returns Own Casket To Costco

Dead Man Returns Own Casket To Costco

Ft Myers Florida - Oscar De La Yenta a former resident of Ft. Myers Florida returned a casket that was bought by his family at the Local Costco in Ft Myers Florida.
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Funny story: Los Angeles Paralegal Handles Divorce Of Inflatable Doll

Los Angeles Paralegal Handles Divorce Of Inflatable Doll

Los Angeles California - One of California's top paralegals Richard Tikkitokiki who works for the Prestigious Law Firm Armand Finger and a graduate Of the University of California Paralegal and Nursing academy, has agreed to take the divorce case...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton avoids jail in last minute deal. Governor Schwarzenegger resigns in protest.

Paris Hilton avoids jail in last minute deal. Governor Schwarzenegger resigns in protest.

After a frantic couple of days of appeals and over 300 lawyers burning the midnight oil poring over Californian penal legislation searching literally for a get out of jail free card Paris Hilton has been handed the needle from the proverbial haystack...
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Funny story: Leaked Blair memo made Bush 'look like madman' judge told

Leaked Blair memo made Bush 'look like madman' judge told

London - (Ass Mess): An Old Bailey judge told a jury today that a leaked memo recording Oval Office talks between President Bush and Tony Blair definitely made Bush 'look like a madman' and that it would therefore be 'insane' to find...
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Funny story: Honey, I Blew Up Obama! In Theatres this Summer

Honey, I Blew Up Obama! In Theatres this Summer

Slated to open in theaters across America on July 1, 2007, HONEY, I BLEW UP OBAMA promises to be the cinematic thrill ride of the summer.
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