There were 1,257 spoof news stories published in May 2007. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson Has Breast Size Enlarged in Movie Posters

Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson Has Breast Size Enlarged in Movie Posters

Apparently, "the best witch of her generation" is not the "breast" witch of her generation. In movie posters promoting the new Harry Potter film, the Hermione Granger character has gone from a cute, perky smaller breasted teen to, abra-cadabra, a pa...
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Funny story: Steroid Use can Make You Really Ugly Warns Stallone

Steroid Use can Make You Really Ugly Warns Stallone

In a shocking statement today police have revealed that there are 42,000 steroid users in the UK, on a par with heroin abuse. Today's teenagers and sad older men, yearning for a rippling muscular body are downing the drugs like there's no tom...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Nude & Topless Photos Bare All

Britney Spears Nude & Topless Photos Bare All

ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA (HOLLYWOOD TRACKER)--Britney Spears pop diva and toxic twat of the limelight of stupidity has done it again. Where Britney walks trouble follows, but, this time it may be deliberate. Nude & topless
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Funny story: Keira Knightley nude scene as Princess Diana in new movie.

Keira Knightley nude scene as Princess Diana in new movie.

Actress Keira Knightley is being lined up to play Diana, Princess of Wales in a movie based on the late royals life.
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Funny story: Amish Women Dress Sexy

Amish Women Dress Sexy

Yes, the times indeed are changing, even among such staunch defenders of tradition as the Amish.
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini

Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini

Lindsay Lohan, tired of being out of the news and wanting to promote her new movie, Georgia Rule, has had a recent "nip slip" while vacationing in the Caribbean. The young actress, who has tried to be as big a party girl as Paris and Britney, laughe...
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Funny story: George Clooney naked and unashamed!

George Clooney naked and unashamed!

Cannes - Euro ASS Press: - Brad Pitt and George Clooney had a late night game of poker yesterday whilst having some down time from doing the rounds at the Cannes Film Festival and it all ended in jeers, from Brad that is!...
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Funny story: Gay World Cup Reaches Its Anti-Climax

Gay World Cup Reaches Its Anti-Climax

There was excitement in Birmingham at the weekend as the Gay World Cup football tournament almost reached its limp-wristed climax. The finalists, Birmingham Babbastabbers and the Arsenal Arsebandits...
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Funny story: Old, fat, ugly or pregnant strippers will need NYC licence

Old, fat, ugly or pregnant strippers will need NYC licence

New York - (Ass Mess): Officials in New York City have become so fed up with the recent influx of old, fat, ugly or "even heavily pregnant" strippers that they have decided to start a new licensing system "before New York becomes a lau...
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Funny story: Bollywood poised for Aishwarya pregnancy announcement

Bollywood poised for Aishwarya pregnancy announcement

Mumbai - (Ass Mess): Bollywood is abuzz with rumors that Aishwarya Rai and husband Abhishek Bachchan are to use the awesome astrology of this Friday's full moon to announce they are expecting the birth of twin daughters in February next year.
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Funny story: Breast is Best and Sperm is Good for Your Skin

Breast is Best and Sperm is Good for Your Skin

Following a recent report by a respected male physicist into the cancer beating properties of breast milk, men all over the world are beating a path to local hospitals in a bid to buy gallons of the white stuff.
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Funny story: George Bush Admits NASA Video of Alien Spaceship on Moon is Real

George Bush Admits NASA Video of Alien Spaceship on Moon is Real

WASHINGTON (AP) - President George W. Bush has admitted that NASA astronauts videotaped a large alien spaceship on the moon during an Apollo moon mission.
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Arrested Naked, DUI, Possession, Victim In Critical Condition

Lindsay Lohan Arrested Naked, DUI, Possession, Victim In Critical Condition

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA (API) -- Actress Lindsay Lohan, 20, was arrested Saturday after she lost control of her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible she was driving and struck a curb. After receiving a 911...
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Funny story: New Miss Universe: "America s-u-c-h bad loser"

New Miss Universe: "America s-u-c-h bad loser"

Mexico City - (Ass Mess): Newly crowned Miss Universe, 20 year old Miss Japan Riyo Mori, has hit back at allegations that the Sony Corporation rigged the pageant by doshing up the Mexican government with a $250 million bung for their beauty to win th...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan pleads no contest; will accept anal bleaching, community service

Lindsay Lohan pleads no contest; will accept anal bleaching, community service

Hollywood (Spoof News) Lindsay Lohan has decided to take the advice of both her publicist and her attorney, and to plead no contest to the charges of driving under the influence and leaving the scene of a crime. Lohan also spoke wi...
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Funny story: Boy Shoots 1,151 Pound Wild Hog in Alabama Same Day Rosie O'Donnell Reported Missing in State

Boy Shoots 1,151 Pound Wild Hog in Alabama Same Day Rosie O'Donnell Reported Missing in State

An eleven year old boy in Alabama killed a wild boar hog weighing 1151 pounds on a hunting trip with his father. The pig is reportedly larger than the famous Hogzilla of the state and is the largest reported boar ever.
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Funny story: Pirates Orlando Bloom Naked on Stage with Nurse Gladys

Pirates Orlando Bloom Naked on Stage with Nurse Gladys

Pirates of the Caribbean star Orlando Bloom has revealed he is planning to get back to basics by romping naked on stage with Nurse Gladys of "Open all Hours" fame.
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Funny story: Kylie boasts about her "black girl's ass"

Kylie boasts about her "black girl's ass"

Cannes Film Festival - (Ass Mess): Aussie singer Kylie Minogue has stunned the entertainment business by revealing she has had a buttock transplant after finding an attractive bottom for sale on eBay.
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Funny story: NZ naked Britney billboard banned for misleading public

NZ naked Britney billboard banned for misleading public

Wellington, New Zealand - (Ass Mess): A naked Britney billboard campaign promoting Sky Channel TV has been banned in New Zealand after a massive public outburst that the picture had been 'doctored' with a pair of hideous blue panties that deg...
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Funny story: Did Kellie Pickler Have Breast Augmentation Surgery?

Did Kellie Pickler Have Breast Augmentation Surgery?

Last month, when American Idol runner-up appeared on American television's top rated show, the changes were enormous. She sidestepped questions, however, about whether or not she had gone through breast augmentation surgery. Yesterday, she appe...
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Funny story: Jared Getting Fat Again

Jared Getting Fat Again

Subway ad personality Jared Fogle, is now moving up, but not exactly in the way he wanted. While he made great strides with the Subway diet and losing a great amount of weight in the process, Jared's weight is going up, presumably fueled by 11 he...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Britney Spears in Lesbian Prison Romp

Paris Hilton and Britney Spears in Lesbian Prison Romp

Paris Hilton, starting her 45 day prison sentence for drink-driving, was today said to be delighted at just how friendly the other prisoners in her women-only detention centre in California are being towards her.
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Funny story: Shrek and Fiona Sex Toys Excite Fans

Shrek and Fiona Sex Toys Excite Fans

SIMIAN VALLEY, CALIF--As the third Shrek movie approaches box office records after raking in a fat $122m (€90m) at the U.S. box office, the sale of several sex toys based on the leading characters has some fans of the kid-friendly show hot under the...
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Funny story: 'Uncle Jesse' From Dukes of Hazzard On National Book Tour

'Uncle Jesse' From Dukes of Hazzard On National Book Tour

Tyree, Mississippi - Jesse Duke came roaring into town today, not in a Dodge Challenger or an old beat-up red pickup, but in an unassuming Ford Taurus.
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Funny story: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan - Vaginas are Drying Up

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan - Vaginas are Drying Up

Paparazzi all over the world today claimed that crotch-shots are drying up in every country. One hack photographer commented, "A couple of months ago you couldn't take a picture without snapping something inadvertently flapping in the breeze...
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Funny story: Britney Spears' New Hair Extensions Are Lindsay Lohan's Pubes

Britney Spears' New Hair Extensions Are Lindsay Lohan's Pubes

Britney Spears revealed her new controversial hairstyle today as it emerged that Britney's pals have all donated their pubic hair to make enough hair extensions to cover her recently shaved bonce.
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Funny story: Marijuiana Leagalized in U.S

Marijuiana Leagalized in U.S

The U.S has decided that Marijuana will in fact be legal. One of the biggest reasons is people need more jobs.
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Funny story: 'Bokito' the 400-pound gorilla escapes Rotterdam Zoo; Critics say 'Knut' Controversy is to blame

'Bokito' the 400-pound gorilla escapes Rotterdam Zoo; Critics say 'Knut' Controversy is to blame

Amsterdam, Netherlands - After going on a wild rampage through the Rotterdam Zoo, sending holiday seekers in a panic, injuring four people, biting one woman in the forearm, smashing the glass to gain entrance to the quickly emptied grounds restaurant...
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Funny story: Kentucky Derby Results Announced

Kentucky Derby Results Announced

Results of this year's Kentucky Derby have been announced and bettors are upset with the finish. Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain, who went off at 263 to 1 odds, won the race by the length of a hatpin.
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Funny story: Britney Spears: I Was Like a Nymphomaniac With NO Rubbers

Britney Spears: I Was Like a Nymphomaniac With NO Rubbers

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA (HARD ON-LINE)-- Toxic shock tween twat extrordinaire, Britney Spears, came out swinging on here website, berating the tabloids & cursing out her business manager and close family for trying to keep control of B...
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Funny story: Elisabeth Hasselbeck Apologizes to Rosie O'Donnell

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Apologizes to Rosie O'Donnell

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The View - Elisabeth Hasselbeck apologized to Rosie O'Donnell for being such a poor friend and a self-serving jerk on The View today. She told Rosie that she was sorry she lost her job over such a silly little thing.
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Funny story: Liverpool set to sign David Beckham, Ronaldo and Eto'o

Liverpool set to sign David Beckham, Ronaldo and Eto'o

According to various reports, Liverpool are set to sign David Beckham, Christiano Ronaldo, Samuel Eto'o, Daniel Alves, Carlos Tevez and a host of other players in what can only be described as bad journalism.
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Funny story: Stallone Convicted in Australian Steroid Drug Smuggling Case

Stallone Convicted in Australian Steroid Drug Smuggling Case

American actor Sylvester Stallone was formally convicted in court for his smuggling of 48 bottles of illegal steroids into Australia in February. Stallone lied to customs officials about having a prescription for the medication that is illegal in bo...
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Funny story: Archaeologists Find Ancient Audio Recording

Archaeologists Find Ancient Audio Recording

NEWARK, OH (AP Newsliar) -- Archaeologists working in south central Ohio have found what may be the earliest audio recording ever discovered. The recording is etched into the surface of a large clay ceremonial burial pot, uncovered near the Newark e...
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Funny story: Judge orders Paris Hilton to wear panties for 45 days

Judge orders Paris Hilton to wear panties for 45 days

Los Angeles, California - (Ass Mess): Lawyers acting for peroxide socialite Paris Hilton have slammed LA Judge Michael T Sauer's insistence that Paris Hilton wears panties for the 45 days' duration of her prison sentence as 'cruel and un...
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Funny story: Global Warming Much Worse; World to End Next Year

Global Warming Much Worse; World to End Next Year

A pessimistic report on global warming reveals that the entire planet Earth will burn to a cinder in less than 2 years, according to Ralph Stetson, Chairman of the film department at Collins College in Tempe, AZ.
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Funny story: "Damned Mexicans hexed me!" wails Miss USA

"Damned Mexicans hexed me!" wails Miss USA

Mexico City - (Ass Mess): Beleagured Miss USA Rachel Smith has blamed 'Mexican voodoo' after slipping and falling on the Miss Universe catwalk last night during the evening gown parade.
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Funny story: Is American Idol, Rigged?

Is American Idol, Rigged?

A source inside American Idol has come forward to reveal winning contestants are pre determined by the American Idol staff well before America votes. It's been alleged by a news source that Jordon Sparks was picked as the winner in the first few...
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Funny story: Blow Dryer Maven Monica Lewinsky

Blow Dryer Maven Monica Lewinsky

Monica Lewinsky, the infamous mistress of former president Bill Clinton, has just announced that she has signed a deal with Conair to lend her name to a new line of hair dryers.
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Funny story: Ron Paul Endorsed By Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Paris Hilton

Ron Paul Endorsed By Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Paris Hilton

LOS ANGELES (FMLiveWire) - Congressman Ron Paul knows he is going to be the next president of the United States, and his prospects just improved dramatically with his endorsement by a succession of Hollywood stars, including Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt...
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Funny story: Paris Hiltons Pussy goes hungry whilst she is in custody!

Paris Hiltons Pussy goes hungry whilst she is in custody!

LA, USA, Global ASS' Press: - Wonderful human being, celebrity role model and animal lover Paris Hilton is know for her love of small fury things but has had to put her cuddly friends behind her as she prepares t...
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Funny story: Prison Break's new member

Prison Break's new member

Top TV show Prison Break is set to cast a new character in Season 3. TheSpoof.com can exclusively reveal that it is in fact Hollywood Super Bitch Paris Hilton. Cast member Wentworth Miller was not happy with this decision.
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Funny story: Bill Gates scraps his 360 for a PS3

Bill Gates scraps his 360 for a PS3

It has been reported that Bill Gates, CEO of Microsoft Corporation Worldwide has purchased a brand new Sony PlayStation 3 60GB. Despite him owning the company that fronts the PS3's main opposition, the xBox 360, He has purchased one in favour of...
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Funny story: Prince William signs up to Faecesbook

Prince William signs up to Faecesbook

Bovington Barracks Obama - (Ass Mess): The eldest son of the Pretender to the Throne has signed up for membership of the Faecesbook site which promotes networking for little shits who can't get a life without self-publicity.
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Funny story: Bob Barker's Dirty Little Secret

Bob Barker's Dirty Little Secret

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA (HOLLYWOOD XPOSED) - "I peeked in the window and I can see about ten or twelve of them all having sex in the room. I just couldn't believe what I was seeing. I was scared and shocke...
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Funny story: Lily Allen Admits To Being Fat And Ugly

Lily Allen Admits To Being Fat And Ugly

Popster Lily Allen, who is absolutely wonderful, has checked into a weight loss clinic after confessing recently to fans on her Myspace page that she was "fat, ugly, fugly and a worse crooner than Amy Winehouse".
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Funny story: Sheep 'Flu Epidemic Is Sweeping The Welsh Valleys

Sheep 'Flu Epidemic Is Sweeping The Welsh Valleys

A recent outbreak in Wales of, what was thought to be H5N1 Bird 'Flu, has, in fact, turned out to be rather less sinister, and has mystified Health officials in the area.
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Funny story: Ex-BP Corrupt Bastard Browne booted off Goldman Sax

Ex-BP Corrupt Bastard Browne booted off Goldman Sax

Wall Street - (Ass Mess): Ex-BP chairman and honorary Corrupt Bastards Club member Lord Browne was finally booted off the Goldmnan Sax board after New York financial regulators said he was one liability too many for the investment bank's balance...
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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Refuses to Read Ron Paul Books

Rudy Giuliani Refuses to Read Ron Paul Books

WASHINGTON (AP) - Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul was dismayed to discover that Rudy Giuliani will maintain his foreign policy ignorance and refuses to read the books recommended by Paul.
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Funny story: J.K. Rowling Has Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Classified Top Secret

J.K. Rowling Has Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Classified Top Secret

(Crappers USA) J.K. Rowling is taking no chances to keep her book Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows completely classified as top secret. The American book publisher has bought large acres of land and places it into high security like Area 51, the...
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Funny story: Daily Show Cancelled! Now 'The Ron Paul Show'

Daily Show Cancelled! Now 'The Ron Paul Show'

Due to popular demand, The Daily Show hosted by Jon Stewart has been replaced by the 24/7 "All Ron Paul Show".
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Funny story: Britney Spears, Tom Cruise, Paris Hilton Sue Website TheSpoof.com

Britney Spears, Tom Cruise, Paris Hilton Sue Website TheSpoof.com

LOS ANGELES CITY HALL, CALIFORNIA (LAWYER'S JOURNAL) -- Britney Spears & Paris Hilton taking the lead in a multi-million dollar class-action lawsuit brought against high satire website, T...
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Funny story: John McCain Withdraws; Endorses Ron Paul

John McCain Withdraws; Endorses Ron Paul

John McCain today announced his withdrawal from the 2008 Presidential race, citing low poll numbers, lackluster fundraising and other campaign difficulties. "We just weren't able to pull it all together," McCain admitted, "and it&#...
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Funny story: Vaginaplasty, Paris women get new Vaginas!

Vaginaplasty, Paris women get new Vaginas!

Paris, Root-hers: - Scores of fashionable young Parisians ladies are flocking to the plastic surgeons for a quick nip tuck of the old lady garden in a bid to regain their virginity.
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Funny story: New Scientific Studies Show That Watching Gay Porn Makes Men Infertile

New Scientific Studies Show That Watching Gay Porn Makes Men Infertile

Yesterday German scientist Stefan Landheimer released new proof that watching gay porn actually negatively affects a man's fertility.
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Funny story: New York Times Endorses Ron Paul

New York Times Endorses Ron Paul

In a surprise move today, the New York Times endorsed Republican candidate Ron Paul for the 2008 presidential election.
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Funny story: BMW drivers "Are wankers"

BMW drivers "Are wankers"

Its official! The ministry of transport have announced the findings of a year long study into the behaviour of the UK's drivers.
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Funny story: Fox Ousts Ron Paul for Being a Real Republican

Fox Ousts Ron Paul for Being a Real Republican

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York City - FOX News is trying to deny Republican Ron Paul of Texas the chance to appear in its televised debates, siting, "He looks too old to be on TV, and besides, he's a REAL Republican. The Bush Administratio...
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Funny story: Ron Paul recalled to active duty

Ron Paul recalled to active duty

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With the surge of support for Congressman Ron Paul's Presidential campaign, Karl Rove has once again engineered a victory for the Republican Party establishment. In a bold move that has surprised many political analysts and p...
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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Split The View Over Split-Screen? Reason why her aide drew mustache on Elisabeth's photo?

Rosie O'Donnell Split The View Over Split-Screen? Reason why her aide drew mustache on Elisabeth's photo?

Hollywood, California - According to TheSpoof.com's reliable sources, Rosie left the View not so much over the spat she had with Elisabeth (allegedly Rosie is quite found of her), but over a producer's decision to maximize the show's rati...
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Funny story: Danny DeVito Premium Limoncello Label Really His Piss

Danny DeVito Premium Limoncello Label Really His Piss

PASADENA, KALIFONIA--(WINO WEEKLY) Danny DeVito, Film actor, producer, director and now Liqueur Bottler Extraordinaire, embarrassed himself and a shocked ABC's "The View" television audience, estimated...
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Funny story: Euro-disaster as Scootch make an arse of it

Euro-disaster as Scootch make an arse of it

Scooch, the British entry into this-years Eurovision Song Contest flew back into Heathrow yesterday evening to scenes of hysteria. People cheered "You're crap!" and "Tossers!"...
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Funny story: Oprah Endorses Barack Obama on Larry King

Oprah Endorses Barack Obama on Larry King

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Larry King - On May 2, 2007, Oprah endorsed Barack Obama for president. "I know him personally," said Oprah, "and quite often. "That man turns me OOOOnnnn! With my billions, he's sure to make it to p...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton to be laminated nude prior to prison.

Paris Hilton to be laminated nude prior to prison.

Pseudo celebrity stick insect, money shot purveyor and role model, Paris Hilton has been jailed for 45 days after being found guilty of violating her probation for a drink-driving conviction.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Satisfies Lusty, Sweaty, Prison Women

Paris Hilton Satisfies Lusty, Sweaty, Prison Women

Although Paris Hilton seduced a healthy number of people, estimated to be 30,000 signatures, to appeal to Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger for a pardon, it seemed to be a case of, too little too late. When questioned about the Hilton plea for leniency Schw...
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Funny story: Manchester United's Alex Ferguson To Retire Early After FA Cup Final

Manchester United's Alex Ferguson To Retire Early After FA Cup Final

Sir Alice Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, has dropped an untimely Old Trafford bombshell only days before the FA Cup Final with Chelsea, by announcing that he will retire early
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Funny story: Larry's baby Dannielynn to meet Queen Elizabeth in Kentucky

Larry's baby Dannielynn to meet Queen Elizabeth in Kentucky

Nassau, Bahama - (Ass Mess): Californian photographer Larry Birkhead is all set to take his baby daughter Dannielynn home to Kentucky to meet the family and to be presented to Queen Elizabeth who is due to visit the Blue Grass State later in the week...
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Funny story: Mother's Day publication date for Kate Middleton's royal sex secrets

Mother's Day publication date for Kate Middleton's royal sex secrets

London - (Ass Mess): This year's Mother's Day will see the publication of the long awaited first official interview with royal ex-girlfriend Kate Middleton in Ok, Ok, Ok! magazine's US edition where the spurned brunette talks frankly at l...
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Funny story: Breast Size, Literacy Link Identified

Breast Size, Literacy Link Identified

Researchers in France have identified what they believe is a link between the amount of time women spend reading and breast size. Dr. Emile Goudeau, of the University of Paris headed the study, which stretched over the course of nine years and invol...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Girl Gone Wild Video released to media just days after Paris invited Lohan to share accommodations at Gray Bars Hotel

Lindsay Lohan's Girl Gone Wild Video released to media just days after Paris invited Lohan to share accommodations at Gray Bars Hotel

Los Angeles, California - A videotape of Lindsay Lohan snorting 20 lines of cocaine with friends off a toilet seat in a bathroom stall of a nightclub surfaced this week in what some are saying is under usual circumstances.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton confesses to rigging polls for Congressman Ron Paul

Paris Hilton confesses to rigging polls for Congressman Ron Paul

Los Angeles -- Stunning observers in the court room, Paris Hilton said that she is the one responsible for rigging several online polls in favor of Presidential candidate, Congressman Ron Paul.
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Funny story: Ron Paul Surges in Polls

Ron Paul Surges in Polls

Ron Paul is gaining in opinion polls in key states in the presidential GOP nomination race for 2008.
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Funny story: Left-handed women like Angelina Jolie may have shorter attention span

Left-handed women like Angelina Jolie may have shorter attention span

London - (Ass Mess): A new scientific study suggests that left-handed women like Angelina Jolie have a huge attention need, tiny attention span and a morbid fear of dying from fatness.
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Funny story: Lesbian Jail Inmates Prepare for Arrival of Paris Hilton

Lesbian Jail Inmates Prepare for Arrival of Paris Hilton

Los Angeles, CA - Paris Hilton better like girls. The hotel heiress was sentenced Friday to 45 days at the Century Regional Detention Center, Los Angeles County's jailhouse for women just south of downtown in Lynwood and will be sharing a cell w...
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Funny story: Sweden pulls out of Ms Universe contest after topless decision

Sweden pulls out of Ms Universe contest after topless decision

Mexico City - (Ass Mess): Sweden has pulled out of Monday's Miss Universe competition after strict new guidelines in the pageant's topless category banned surgiaclly-enhanced contestants.
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Funny story: Harry Potter In Surprise 8th Book Sensation

Harry Potter In Surprise 8th Book Sensation

Reports on the wires this evening are talking of a sensational new book that's set to take the libraries and bookshops of the world by storm.
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Funny story: Ron Paul Excluded from Future Debates

Ron Paul Excluded from Future Debates

Washington - Congressman Ron Paul (R-TX) has been officially excluded from all future Republican Presidential Debates. Paul, who officially entered the race in February of this year, has participated in the first two debates, and was ranked in the to...
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Funny story: Nude Twister, health and safety alert!

Nude Twister, health and safety alert!

OSLO, Roothers, statistics just released show a worrying increase in the number of Twister related fatalities and injuries, as much as one third of which seem to occur whilst playing the popular party game in the nude.
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Funny story: Michael Moore "Sicko" Movie Frightens UK Doctors

Michael Moore "Sicko" Movie Frightens UK Doctors

Michael Moore's controversial new movie "Sicko" which highlights flaws in the US Health Care system has struck fear into the hearts of UK doctors, who are already aware that everything that happens in the US comes to the UK exactly four...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's DUI / Cocaine charges Confirm Disturbing Trend

Lindsay Lohan's DUI / Cocaine charges Confirm Disturbing Trend

Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence and cocaine possession at a Los Angeles hospital early yesterday morning. Lohan was driving with two companions through Beverly Hills when she lost control of her Mercedes, striki...
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Funny story: New Celebrity Impersonator Reality Series Has Strange Beginning

New Celebrity Impersonator Reality Series Has Strange Beginning

The newest ABC Reality Show is off to a strange start in the premiere episode. "The Next Best Thing: Who Is The Greatest Celebrity Impersonator" made its debut Wednesday evening.
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Funny story: George Bush Claims he is Adolf Hitler

George Bush Claims he is Adolf Hitler

WASHINGTON (AP) - George Bush now claims he is the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler, and has realized this boyhood dream of becoming dictator with his new Presidential Directives which he released on May 9.
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Funny story: J.K. Rowling says she may do an Eighth Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling says she may do an Eighth Harry Potter

London, England - In an apparent response to the news announced just days ago in a story in TheSpoof.com that Christopher Tolkien and Paul Jackson are teaming up, J.K. Rowling's announced today she too would be doing yet another Harry Potter book...
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Funny story: Huffing Gasoline - New Drug of Choice for the Wealthy

Huffing Gasoline - New Drug of Choice for the Wealthy

Inhalant abuse among the affluent in America is reportedly soaring as the price of gasoline continues to rise to new levels. Cocaine had long been the drug of choice among those with more money than brains. That, however, is changing, as drug users...
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Funny story: Blair: I hate Gordon Brown

Blair: I hate Gordon Brown

Tony Blair threw the Labour Party into further turmoil today by announcing that he 'hates' his probable successor and long-term political ally Gordon Brown.
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Funny story: Antiwar.com Claims Bush Studied Blueprints for Dictatorship

Antiwar.com Claims Bush Studied Blueprints for Dictatorship

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - "The Internets," April 30 - Yesterday, Antiwar.com claimed in an article that the Bush Administration has studied blueprints for a dictatorship...
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Funny story: Dead Suicide Bomber Angry Over Lack of Virgins in Heaven

Dead Suicide Bomber Angry Over Lack of Virgins in Heaven

Muhammed Yabba Dabbadu speaking from heaven through an unidentified Muslim Cleric complained bitterly about the lack of virgins he found in heaven after blowing himself up.
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Funny story: Scooch Thrown Out Of Eurovision Song Contest

Scooch Thrown Out Of Eurovision Song Contest

That celebrated international festival of anti-talent, the Eurovision Song Contest gets under way in Helsinki this Saturday amid the usual controversies and scandal that make it one of the most shambolic, manufactured and tedious eve...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton New Jail house Address :) Write Me!

Paris Hilton New Jail house Address :) Write Me!

LYNWOOD, CALIFORNIA (PENAL DIGEST) --Paris Hilton will be trading Prava for a Los Angeles County Jail orange jumpsuit and mug shot. Hilton found guilty on misdemeanor charges of driving without a California Drivers License, will be incarcerated for the next three weeks (Her time behind bars has been shortened). Now that she is doing her time there is no reason you can't write her or send her f...
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Funny story: He Has Risen: Pillsbury Doughboy, The New Messiah

He Has Risen: Pillsbury Doughboy, The New Messiah

Minneapolis (Bakers Daily News)-Spread the good news! Spread the butter! Spread the margarine! He gave his life to save the world of its breakfast sins! And today he is risen, to sit at the right hand of the eggs and morning...
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Funny story: McDonalds serves up a Happy Bag pot burger to 8 year old

McDonalds serves up a Happy Bag pot burger to 8 year old

Ottawa, Illinois - (Ass Mess): McDonalds has market tested its wholesome organically-grown new pot bruger Happy Meals on an eight year old who received a lighter, a pipe, and bag of weed in her lunch bag according to Ottawa Police Chief Brian Zeilman...
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Funny story: Nazi Saul Petitions Against Ron Paul

Nazi Saul Petitions Against Ron Paul

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Michigan - The Chairman of the Michigan Republican Party, Saulius Anuzis, or "Saul" as he likes to be called, took the day off from persecuting and killing Christians to write a petition to keep Ron Paul out of future...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise 'apoplectic' at rent boy porno stunt

Tom Cruise 'apoplectic' at rent boy porno stunt

California - (Ass Mess): Actor Tom Cruise is said to be hopping mad today after an eighteen year old male hooker and fledeling porno star changed his name to Torn Cruise and pledged to lose his virginity in a live internet webcast.
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Funny story: Chelsea Fans Revive Old Song To Honour Mourinho

Chelsea Fans Revive Old Song To Honour Mourinho

Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho is to be honoured by Blues' fans at tomorrow's FA Cup final against Manchester United at the New Wembley stadium, with a revival of the old Stamford Bridge favourite One...
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Funny story: Prince William - Heartbreaker

Prince William - Heartbreaker

Prince William in an attempt to overshadow his well "eardowed" father Prince Charles, has left "poor" Kate standing "almost" at the alter!...
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Funny story: Portuguese newspaper Correio da Manha slams serially negligent parents

Portuguese newspaper Correio da Manha slams serially negligent parents

Portugal - (Ass Mess): A Portuguse newspaper Correio da Manha reporting developments in the story of an abducted British little girl has said that the night she was taken "was not the first time that her parents had left her alone while on holid...
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Funny story: Mr. T Does Snickers Commercial

Mr. T Does Snickers Commercial

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Hollywood - Mr. T has released a new Snickers commercial where he drives up in a tank, smashing cars, popping up, and hitting a honkey on the head with a Snickers bar while screaming insults at the boy. He then gets back in th...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Stops Traffic In West Hollywood Media Frenzy

Britney Spears Stops Traffic In West Hollywood Media Frenzy

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA (HOLLYWOOD SPY) - Britney Spears started a media frenzy at tinseltown's famous Equinox Gym on the Sunset Strip, she was accompanied by her vagina, for a quick workout a...
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Funny story: Old woman is splashed in swimming pool!

Old woman is splashed in swimming pool!

London (Ass' Press) Earlier today, police had to be called to a local swimming baths, just round the back of Kentish Town. Where an old lady had been splashed by someone, possibly younger than her, in the local p...
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Funny story: Sheryl Crow and Russell Crowe adopt baby, limit tot to one diaper per day

Sheryl Crow and Russell Crowe adopt baby, limit tot to one diaper per day

Hollywood - (Ass Mes): Grammy-winning 'Run Baby Run' singer Sheryl Crow and Oscar-winning 'Gladiator' movie actor Russell Crowe have just announced they have adopted a new-hatched little baby together.
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