Funny story: Ringo or Charlie?

Ringo or Charlie?

A woman in America has told a local radio station that she is the mother of a girl furthered by Ringo Starr.
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Funny story: 10 Things I love about The Spoof!

10 Things I love about The Spoof!

It is not easy finding something original to write for Tthe Spoof each day but it is darn therapeutic venting all these bottled emotions about the stupid things celebs do!...
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Funny story: Danny does Dallas - Or is it Equus?

Danny does Dallas - Or is it Equus?

What an UPSTANDING young man Harry has turned out to be. Most actors/actresses start off their careers doing "porn" - soft or otherwise, but Daniel Radcliffe waited until he was at his peak (famous and dangerously close to exploding with electrical sexuality) to show the world his "reel" talents on broadway.
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Funny story: Scientists clone Rice with human genes

Scientists clone Rice with human genes

California - (Rotters): Scientists at the Dead Loss Alamos Laboratory national research center have cloned a human version of US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice according to a secret report leaked out today.
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Funny story: Belkin Wireless Ouija Board Brings Spiritualism into 21st Centuary

Belkin Wireless Ouija Board Brings Spiritualism into 21st Centuary

As the information technology craze continues to gather momentum, hardware providers Belkin have launched a wireless Ouija board that connects to your PC.
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Funny story: Madonna-Britney Spears Entourage Merger Rocks Business World

Madonna-Britney Spears Entourage Merger Rocks Business World

In a surprise move, superstar pop idols Madonna and Britney Spears have signed a deal to merge their respective entourages. The resulting conglomeration of personnel, registered under the trade name "Ciccone-Spears Megaposse", is now the la...
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Funny story: Cause of Death Revealed for Rock Star Jimi Hendrix

Cause of Death Revealed for Rock Star Jimi Hendrix

New information has emerged concerning the circumstances surrounding the untimely death of rock legend Jimi Hendrix on September 18, 1970. The 27-year-old guitarist and singer, who was staying at the time in the London flat of a German girlfriend, Mo...
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Funny story: Superman suit and kinky sex to relieve depression in US Army

Superman suit and kinky sex to relieve depression in US Army

Hampton, Virginia - (Ass mess): The US Army's training manual has a hybrid form which is used occasionally to combat fatigue, depression and low self-esteem.
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Funny story: Unlucky Gambler Loses House Playing Monoploy As Dice Refuse To Roll

Unlucky Gambler Loses House Playing Monoploy As Dice Refuse To Roll

Fifty- seven year old Malcolm Griffin from Wakefield in Yorkshire has, today, been dubbed, by gamblers across the nation: 'the most unlucky punter to have placed a wager since Nick Leeson'.
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Funny story: Libby jury says he perverted

Libby jury says he perverted

Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): It's a bad day for perverts in the Bush Administration as Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald is being hailed a superhero following the jury's guilty verdict on Vice President Dick Cheney's mendacious...
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Funny story: Pre-season Buzkashi

Pre-season Buzkashi

In a rematch of the 06 Championship Game, Kabul scored a late "Break Away" point to overcome a seemingly insurmountable deficit and Defeat Hated Rival He-Rat. The final score being Kabul 1/2 of a Carcass, He-Rat -- 1 Goat Tail + 1 Intestine...
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Funny story: Wikipedia spoofer to join Karl Rove's department

Wikipedia spoofer to join Karl Rove's department

Cyberspace - (Rioters): The Karl Rove fiction factory has a bright new shining star in its firmament today after online fiction peddler Wikipedia had to fire a senior editor whose academic credentials have turned out to be cack.
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Funny story: How To Boot An Ipod That Won't Fix

How To Boot An Ipod That Won't Fix

SILLYCONE VALLEY, CALIFORNIA--(BSTECHNOOZ) There's a conspiracy theory that's being past around that Steve Jobs wants you to buy a new iPod every 6 months.
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Funny story: Miracle Statue Starts Blaspheming

Miracle Statue Starts Blaspheming

A Statue of Jesus in Beloxi Mississippi reportedly began streaming down obscenities on passers by following the Democratic Victory in last Novembers Election.
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Funny story: Young Scientists Display Lunatic Potential

Young Scientists Display Lunatic Potential

Scientists have beem amazed at what they have called "true genius thinking" at the 2007 Young Scientists Convention in Little Rock, AR.
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Funny story: George W. Bush Linked To Al Quaeda Conspiracy

George W. Bush Linked To Al Quaeda Conspiracy

A leading delegate and official UN weapons investigator has claimed he has irrefutable evidence linking US President George W. Bush to Al Quaeda.
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Funny story: New Definition Of Torture: Vaginaless Marriage

New Definition Of Torture: Vaginaless Marriage

Experts, after results that show that prisoners who receive poor or degrading treatment suffer just as much as captives who are tortured, announced this morning that they are looking for a new definition of torture this morning.
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Funny story: Cell Phone Addiction

Cell Phone Addiction

INTERCOURSE, PENNSYLVANIA - A study that concluded last weekend revealed some psychological and sociological effects of cell phone usage. For quite some time there have been questions about a steady stream of microwave radiation placed against our h...
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Funny story: Scientific Breakthrough Excites Boffins

Scientific Breakthrough Excites Boffins

A report in a top scientific journal claims that a new scientific breakthrough has been made that could change the lives of millions of people.
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Funny story: Taxi Driver Acquires The Knowledge, Leaves UK With It

Taxi Driver Acquires The Knowledge, Leaves UK With It

A Muslim taxi driver has sparked a security alert in London after acquiring The Knowledge, and then leaving the country.
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Funny story: Bonesmen Fear the Worst as Human Skull, Bones & Cauldrons Found In Harford County

Bonesmen Fear the Worst as Human Skull, Bones & Cauldrons Found In Harford County

Condowingo, Maryland - (DissassoCIAted Press): The FBI has discovered human skeletal remains including satanic-looking cauldrons in the wooded area of Belle Manor Road which may have been used in a typical Bonesmen's human sacrifice ritual during...
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Funny story: Bailiffs to seize bankrupt Blairs' goods and chattels

Bailiffs to seize bankrupt Blairs' goods and chattels

London - (Rioters): Under new legislation going through Parliament bailiffs will at last be able to break into No 10 Drowning Street and distrain property belonging to the bankrupt Tony and Cherie Blair.
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Funny story: Dyspraxia sufferer fails in third suicide bid

Dyspraxia sufferer fails in third suicide bid

Albert Steven's has suffered from dyspraxia for most of his life. He was diagnosed when he was only eight years old and for years has dealt as best he can with this terrible affliction.
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Funny story: Naked Antonella Barba to simulate sex with a goat on American Idol

Naked Antonella Barba to simulate sex with a goat on American Idol

With the furore over her mucky photo's dying down and veiwing figures for American Idol beginning to slump, it has been decided that in next weeks' show, Antonella will not sing but simulate sex
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Funny story: Ellen Degenerates & Ana Ward to Adopt baby Danielynn Smith

Ellen Degenerates & Ana Ward to Adopt baby Danielynn Smith

I just wish all this media frenzy would stop over ANS and the baby, IT SHOULD ALL BE OVER NOW. I am now putting a stop to it and updating the world on the latest and hopefully the story will remain buried!!...
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Funny story: WWE Diva's Naked Photos Leaked: She's a Man!

WWE Diva's Naked Photos Leaked: She's a Man!

One of the ever popular WWE diva's careers was utterly smashed this morning as amazingly nasty nude photos of him/her "placing a take-out order and twisting delivery into the rear of the building" were released to the p...
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Funny story: ASKFRFRED44GIVENESS - 3/6/07

ASKFRFRED44GIVENESS - 3/6/07

Bless me Father for I have sinned,it has been a week since my last confession.Father,I am not a catholic but I feel so guilty that I might as well be one or one of those pre-catholics...oh yeah,jews.I continue to kill relatively innocent folks who join my organization because their region of the country has terrible schools and high unemployment-both of which are a direct result of my governmental...
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Funny story: Disney Denies Sexual Symbolism on Latest DVD Cover for SandCastle

Disney Denies Sexual Symbolism on Latest DVD Cover for SandCastle

From the phallic towers of Little Mermaid to the S-E-X rising dust in Lion King, Disney has been fighting accusations of hidden sexual imagery in its films and advertisements. The perceptive and/or the prurient-minded seem to discover sex, sex, sex,...
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Funny story: Red Sux Reveal New Home Uniforms!

Red Sux Reveal New Home Uniforms!

Perennial losers, the Boston Red Sux have decided to take a radical gamble on some new revolutionary uniforms for their home games. Team Owners announced: "We will not go another 80 years before another World Series championship. In the new worl...
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Funny story: Hookhand! Christian Conservatives' Solution to Sin of Masturbation!

Hookhand! Christian Conservatives' Solution to Sin of Masturbation!

In an odd confluence of medicine and religion, Christian conservatives are paying big bucks to have their children's hands replaced with prosthetic hooks.
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Funny story: New Alien Film Explores Multiple Erection Theory!

New Alien Film Explores Multiple Erection Theory!

Alien watchers from New Mexico to Area 51 have been discussing the latest phenomenon from the visitors from other planets. First, it was the blue doctors and their fascination with anal probes that reminded sociologists of San Francisco instead of Al...
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Funny story: New British Invasion has States Lifting Their Skirts!

New British Invasion has States Lifting Their Skirts!

It's been decades since the first British invasion and coincidentally a new wave of beetles is in the forefront of the 21st Century British re-invasion. This time ther'll be no I wanna hold Your hand or She Loves You. British Beetles(Britanni...
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Funny story: Bush Entertains Old Boys Club!

Bush Entertains Old Boys Club!

In a world-wide scandal, W was filmed drawing nudie sketches of Hillary Clinton and various other sexy ladies in the US Government. On-lookers outed in the scandal rushed to cover Bush and their own asses as they were shown to be reveling in the unco...
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Funny story: Walter Reade Theaters to Merge with Walter Reed Hospital

Walter Reade Theaters to Merge with Walter Reed Hospital

Two pitifully failing old timey American institutions have decided to amalgamate to see if they can rescue their futures. The Walter Reed Hospital admits that under Bush it has basically abandoned the US fighting woman and man. The Walter Reade Theat...
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Funny story: Ten die in Afghan attack

Ten die in Afghan attack

A startling scene of death and chaos was found in the local homeless shelter yesterday morning. After many exhaustive hours of investigation and little evidence to work with, it was determined that the deceased were the victims of afghan attacks. One...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton sex tape shock! It's not actually that good.

Paris Hilton sex tape shock! It's not actually that good.

A shocking finding was announced today by lonely internet surfer, Jack Kilby.
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Rescues Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe

Angelina Jolie Rescues Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe

The old woman "had so many children she didn't know what to do." But Angie knew EXACTLY what to do.
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Funny story: Bush is a 'tool' according to my grandma

Bush is a 'tool' according to my grandma

According to the highest authority in the land, my grandma, president George W. Bush is a 'tool'.
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