Funny story: Lunar Eclipse: Werewolves triple in number overnight

Lunar Eclipse: Werewolves triple in number overnight

The lunar eclipse on Sunday the 4th of March 2007 has marked a comeback in the numbers of werewolves across the world, cosmologist and naturalist Michael Bull claimed today.
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Funny story: Ethiopia Kidnap Britons Found - In Alien Form

Ethiopia Kidnap Britons Found - In Alien Form

The five Britons kidnapped in northern Ethiopia were found last night wandering a disused quarry, each having turned blue and with several extra limbs each.
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Funny story: San Francisco detumesces from kinky Armory proposal

San Francisco detumesces from kinky Armory proposal

San Francisco - (ReUterus): Proposals to turn San Francisco's State Armory & Arsenail building in the city's Missionary Position District into a mega S&M parlor cum film studio have flopped after an indignant outburst from local residents who...
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Funny story: Edible animal found in Paris!

Edible animal found in Paris!

Paris- Confusion reigns in the French capital tonight as the shocking news that an edible animal, that does not appear to be on any menu, was found within the city limits.
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Funny story: Fisher Price and Mattel Unleash Kiddie Bongs, Barbie Bandits

Fisher Price and Mattel Unleash Kiddie Bongs, Barbie Bandits

A video was released to news stations on Sunday morning showing 2 teenagers teaching their toddler brothers and sisters to smoke marijuana. Fisher-Price and Mattel used their quick trigger fingers to react to the market.
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Funny story: Bush: "There's gonna be changes around here"

Bush: "There's gonna be changes around here"

George W bush, president of the United States of America, has stated to a startled Congress, this morning, that he is set to implement a series of radical reforms.
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Funny story: Ruins in Athens may be another early Creationist Museum

Ruins in Athens may be another early Creationist Museum

Athens - (Rioters): Newly discovered 4th century BC ruins in the Voula maritime district may be the remains of yet another attempt by ancient fundamentalist retards to destroy precious Greek civilization artefacts by planting their own Creationist Mu...
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Funny story: Greeks Caught Using Cocaine in Kebabs

Greeks Caught Using Cocaine in Kebabs

For the first time ever the phenomenon surrounding boozy, late night kebab buying can be revealed. Scientists at the UK Centre for Nutrition have discovered that Greek takeaway food merchants have been, for some time, adding trace am...
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Funny story: Biggest cock in the world!

Biggest cock in the world!

Dublin- Just outside the bustling modern city of Dublin nestled in a quiet shady corner of the emerald isle lays the tiny, almost forgotten, hamlet of Dunfinkin.
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Funny story: Sympathy for the Devil #2: Russian Intelligence Expert Shot in Washington

Sympathy for the Devil #2: Russian Intelligence Expert Shot in Washington

Washington - (DissassoCIAted Press): A Russian intelligence expert who blamed George W Bush for the Plutonium 210 poisoning of former KGB turncoat Alexander Litvinenko in London last year has been critically injured after a mysterious drive-by shooti...
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Funny story: Michigan body parts sent to wrong address

Michigan body parts sent to wrong address

Cascade, Grand Rapids - (Rioters): A strictly vegan Michigan couple got the fright of their lives when body parts arrived mysteriously at their home by a courier company.
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Funny story: Grammy-nominated Jai Uttal and the Pagan Love Orchestra bring peace to North Carolina Zoo

Grammy-nominated Jai Uttal and the Pagan Love Orchestra bring peace to North Carolina Zoo

Grammy-nominated artist, Jai Uttal recently in the news for making music for yoga has turned to a different audience, chimpanzees. The chimpanzees in the Kitera Forest exhibit of the Africa Region in North Carolina's Zoological Park need entertai...
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Funny story: McWolf at the door

McWolf at the door

Wolves have been reintroduced to the Scottish Highlands for the first time in over 150 years. The plan is intended to combat the unprecedented growth in the deer population, which has soared to over 300,000 in recent years. For centu...
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Funny story: Associated Press Bans Paris Hilton Stories For One Week

Associated Press Bans Paris Hilton Stories For One Week

Associated Press, the world's largest news wire service, recently completed and experiment. They decided to go one week without posting any story, picture, mention, or information about socialite and gutterslut Paris Hilton. For seven days, no...
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Funny story: Moon stones

Moon stones

The Druids have been "up to their old tricks," according to Cecil Liversidge, acting Primus pilus of the XII Legion of the Lower Trunion invasion of Britain re-enactment brotherhood.
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Funny story: Bush visits storm ravaged Georgia

Bush visits storm ravaged Georgia

President George W. Bush and an entourage of federal and state officials visited the site of one of Georgia's most devastating natural disasters in Enterprise, Georgia today. Officials from FEMA and the Red Cross showed Bush the devastation cause...
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Funny story: Wallmar Stores Will Sell Meth and Crack in Rural Areas

Wallmar Stores Will Sell Meth and Crack in Rural Areas

Arkansas - Giant chain store Wallmar Corporation has announced it will begin selling crack and meth in rural areas. Wallmar spokesperson Angelfood Macspade says that there is a lack of minority drug dealers in rural areas and that Wallmar is simply f...
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Funny story: Austrian kidnap victim vows to do a Britney

Austrian kidnap victim vows to do a Britney

Vienna - (DissAssociated Press): Austrian kidnap victim Natascha Kampusch celebrated her 19th birthday yesterday by declaring she wants to shave off her hair in a tribute to popular heroine Britney Spears.
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Funny story: Scientists Cast Hand Shadows On Moon During Lunar Eclipse

Scientists Cast Hand Shadows On Moon During Lunar Eclipse

Mount Palomar - Scientists stuck their hands in the air and cast the shadows of their hands on the lunar surface during last night's lunar eclipse. Easily visible on the surface of the moon were rabbit figures, a duck's head, a peace sign, D...
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Funny story: 'Roast a British Chicken Weekend' 3rd and 4th March 2007

'Roast a British Chicken Weekend' 3rd and 4th March 2007

British fowl farmers are, as you might imagine, feeling a little edgy with recent news of the H5N1 virus (bird flu) being found at a Bernard Matthew's processing plant in Holton, near Halesworth. To counter their fears, the farmers have come up w...
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Funny story: Smack can keep children from crime

Smack can keep children from crime

London - (Rotters): Giving children smack can keep them from turning to crime. That is the finding of a senior UK police officer who says the trouble with kids these days is they no longer respect their parents and turn to law breaking to get their...
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Funny story: Antonella Barba And Nigella Lawson In Sizzling Photoshoot Sensation

Antonella Barba And Nigella Lawson In Sizzling Photoshoot Sensation

The world's two most famous women whose parents obviously wanted boys when they were born, Nigella Lawson and Antonella Barba, are reported to have signed a sizzling exclusive picture deal with a top magazine.
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Funny story: Simon Cowell Disses Contestants On American Idol

Simon Cowell Disses Contestants On American Idol

American Idol judge, Simon Cowell, has admitted that the only real winners on the show are himself and his fellow judges.
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Funny story: Somehow Stephen Colbert Beats Out WritingGuy For Comedian Of The Year

Somehow Stephen Colbert Beats Out WritingGuy For Comedian Of The Year

Saturday night Comedy Fest, in what is being called 'the greatest tragedy in the history of earth' (with the death of our lord coming in a close second), somehow chose Stephen Colbert, and not the much more deserving writingguy for "
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Funny story: Nuns Gone Wild! at Catholic Mardi Gras Bash

Nuns Gone Wild! at Catholic Mardi Gras Bash

The nuns have gone wild according to eyewitness reports of a catholic Mardi Gras bash last weekend.
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Funny story: Obscene excess passed on to America.

Obscene excess passed on to America.

Washington DC - Private investigators have determined that Halliburton Corporation has bilked the US taxpayers out of $3,000,000,000 in Iraq. When the proof was brought before members of Congress the majority displayed complete failure to investigat...
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Funny story: God names dream team for 2008 presidential cabinet

God names dream team for 2008 presidential cabinet

It was announced today, by God, that He is tired of playing second stringers and having to pinch-hit from behind and is ready to announce His dream team for the presidential cabinet of 2008.
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Funny story: Learn UNIX in 20 minutes

Learn UNIX in 20 minutes

BANGCOCK, THIGHLAND-(RUBERZ) "Operating UNIX is now so simple to use it can be learnt in 20 minutes.", brags Laparoscopic radical prostatectomy expert, Dr. Dick Shaftless, who has published research and ope...
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Funny story: Captain Hook to Appear with Heather Mills on "Dancing with the Stars"

Captain Hook to Appear with Heather Mills on "Dancing with the Stars"

Heather Mills was the first "hook" for the show, but ABC recently decided that one hook wasn't enough.
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Funny story: Nostalgia not what it used to be

Nostalgia not what it used to be

London- After six long years of research and seventeen million pounds of tax payers money; a Government team looking into the question of falling standards in nostalgia have come to the conclusion that it's not as good as it used to be.
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Funny story: People I'd Like To Choke And Kill - Week of March 3rd, 2007

People I'd Like To Choke And Kill - Week of March 3rd, 2007

And the People I'd Like to Choke And Kill this week are:...
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