Funny story: Britney Spears Institutionalized Prematurely

Britney Spears Institutionalized Prematurely

TINSELTOWN, CALIFORNIA-(SHOWBIZKNEWZ)The Balding Bafoony Bubble Brained, Britney Spears, is in the news today. She was admitted this past weekend to Ceder Cyanide Medical Center complaining of a toothache
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Funny story: Snow Blasts Oncologist's Comments as "Emboldening Cancer"

Snow Blasts Oncologist's Comments as "Emboldening Cancer"

White House Press Secretary Tony Snow, today, blasted his oncologist for what he called "a blatant, and totally irresponsible mischaracterization of the battle against [Snow's] cancer."...
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Funny story: "Tough Sailing Ahead For Microsoft," Says Chairman Gates. Cites Lack Of Intellectual Property To Pirate.

"Tough Sailing Ahead For Microsoft," Says Chairman Gates. Cites Lack Of Intellectual Property To Pirate.

"Microsoft is marching through rough waters," said a somber but belligerent William Gates, founder and principle shareholder of Microsoft at the annual shareholders' meeting held today in the Peoples Hall Of Friendly Progressive Socia...
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Funny story: Dotcom becoming common surname

Dotcom becoming common surname

Computer geeks aren't satisfied with their screen names, they're becoming them.
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Funny story: Topless MILF Iraqi Protestors Sign with Vivid Video

Topless MILF Iraqi Protestors Sign with Vivid Video

(Hollywood--CA) Steven Hirsch, President of adult entertainment behemoth Vivid Video, is a pornographer with a social conscience. "I was at the anti-Iraq war protest at the Pentagon a few weeks ago. And I see these five topless mothers each carr...
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Funny story: TMNT protested by PETA, protested by AI, protested by ACLU, protested by CCA, protested by AU, protested by Rev. Phelps

TMNT protested by PETA, protested by AI, protested by ACLU, protested by CCA, protested by AU, protested by Rev. Phelps

TMNT, the new CGI movie based on the comic book "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" opened to throngs of protesters of all persuasions, most of whom were protesting each other.
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Funny story: Jeb Bush can't get into the University of Florida

Jeb Bush can't get into the University of Florida

Former Gov. Jeb Bush was denied an honorary degree at the University of Florida as a result of a 38-28 vote. He was said to be rejected for a variety of reasons, but one concern was his educational record.
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Funny story: PM Warns Iran That His Dire Poll Rating Could Worsen

PM Warns Iran That His Dire Poll Rating Could Worsen

Efforts to improve the poll standing of the Prime Minister will enter a "different phase" if diplomatic moves to release the fifteen Navy personnel fail, Tony Blair has said. Tony Blair has promised to leave office soon, but kept his finger...
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Funny story: Rove Testimony Comes with Conditions

Rove Testimony Comes with Conditions

WASHINGTON D.C. - Amid the swirl of controversy surrounding the firing of eight U.S. attorneys allegedly for political reasons, what the president did or did not know remains under scrutiny. One of the president's chief advisors, Karl Rove, has b...
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Funny story: Cops tie underwear thief to haul of panties

Cops tie underwear thief to haul of panties

Pullman, Washington - (Ass Press): Police are congratulating themselves afer successfully tying a 24 year old underwear fetishist to a haul of 1500 women's undergarments after a relentless undercover operation lasting many weeks.
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Funny story: Queen dumps Clinton ahead of US visit

Queen dumps Clinton ahead of US visit

Buckingham Palace - (Rioters): As a major arselicking favor to the Bush Administration the minions in charge of the Buckingham Palace website have deleted all photographs of Bill and Hillary Clinton's official visits to the UK during the time of...
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Funny story: Missing Pages Found of Bob Woolmer's Autobiography - Said to be 'Well Written'

Missing Pages Found of Bob Woolmer's Autobiography - Said to be 'Well Written'

The missing pages of Bob Woolmer's autobiography have been found buried in a cricket pitch in Bermuda. Police immediately seized the pages in hope that it would shed some light on Woolmer's killer.
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Funny story: Elton gives Britney the hairdryer treatment in Stern interview.

Elton gives Britney the hairdryer treatment in Stern interview.

Oops! Sir Elton's done it again, this time the target of the rocket man's newly primed missile is the much maligned and publicly played out demise and fall of the former princess of pop Britney Spears.
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Funny story: Joy at Slavery Thanksgiving Service

Joy at Slavery Thanksgiving Service

London - (Rotters): "Rejoice, we have got away with it," the Archbishop of Canterbury told a grateful Hellfire Club congregation at the Slavery Thanksgiving Service in Westminster Abbey today.
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Funny story: Rooney And McClaren Make Up

Rooney And McClaren Make Up

Wayne Rooney and England manager Steve McClaren have had a tiff, and it's not about football. They've been arguing about whether or not Rooney's Manchester United team mate Crustiano Retardo
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Funny story: Big Brother Britain Is Being Watched

Big Brother Britain Is Being Watched

Britain is fast becoming a Big Brother state, according to the Metro newspaper which is distributed freely to passengers on buses and trains throughout the UK.
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Funny story: George Bush Asserts "The State Is Me" As Congressmen Erect Guillotine

George Bush Asserts "The State Is Me" As Congressmen Erect Guillotine

WASHINGTON (AP) - Echoing the final years of the absolutist French monarchy, President George Bush appeared before Congress on Wednesday and asserted "L'√Čtat, c'est moi" ("The State is me") as he claimed that only his God-...
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Funny story: AskFrFred44Giveness Has Guest Confessor for Holy Week!

AskFrFred44Giveness Has Guest Confessor for Holy Week!

With The Very Mostest Reverend Fr Frederick "The Great" Titslesin on his usual Passion Week ski vacation and High Holy Days Carnival Cruise, thespoof has managed to get none other than Catholic Cleric and Romance Novelist and Sociologist and Irish bullshit artist, Andy Da Greedy.
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Funny story: Phoenix-Glendale Prepares for new Super Bowl: say Bye, Bye, Bums!

Phoenix-Glendale Prepares for new Super Bowl: say Bye, Bye, Bums!

Firms across Arizona are scrambling for contracts from construction, maintenance to food service to take advantage of the promise of a SuperBowl economic boom. If history is any guide the most lucrative industrial opportunity may be the BUTS - The Bu...
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Funny story: Bill Gates named 'Ninja of the Year'

Bill Gates named 'Ninja of the Year'

WASHINGTON - Microsoft chairman Bill Gates received a boatload of honorary awards Tuesday, including the much-coveted Ninja of the Year accolade from the Japanese prime minister.
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Funny story: NCAA Florida Offending Champs' Slogan:"Keep Hating!!"

NCAA Florida Offending Champs' Slogan:"Keep Hating!!"

In the age of hate crimes with hate groups multiplying faster than Ann Coulter's boners (good name for a hate group) Florida's defending ncaa tournament champions are motivating each other with the chant: "Keep Hating!"...
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Funny story: '300' May Inspire Teens!

'300' May Inspire Teens!

The 300 may inspire teens to study history according the Eddie Acorn of the Hopewell Junction Dreamer: "This cartoonish misrepresentation of Greek historian Herodotus' misrepresentation of the Persian War may be just the thi...
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Funny story: Mrs Borat Says:"I Am So Ashamed!"

Mrs Borat Says:"I Am So Ashamed!"

Mrs Amalia Ivavanovna Borat, mother of comic film star, Borat, has declared her humiliation because of her son's recent film behavior.
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Funny story: Prince Harry to go on intensive drinking and fighting training tour of Dublin pubs.

Prince Harry to go on intensive drinking and fighting training tour of Dublin pubs.

Dublin - Hot on the heels of Gerry Adams and Ian Paisley agreeing to share power in Northern Ireland the Irish government offered another gesture of good will towards the English nation today when Irish Premier Bertie Ahearn offered to take Prince Ha...
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