Funny story: Perfume industry: Noses nullified by smog

Perfume industry: Noses nullified by smog

Pollution has been wreaking havoc on so-called "noses." Perfume experts are losing their sense of smell.
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Funny story: ACLU Sues Itself

ACLU Sues Itself

The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) has filed a lawsuit against itself in Federal court. The lawsuit cites the organizations failures to hire minority candidates and seeks $500 million dollars in damages.
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Funny story: Gringo McCartney and Haley Mills name their solicitors

Gringo McCartney and Haley Mills name their solicitors

The worlds longest lasting marriage in show biz moves nearer to the divorce court today with both sides naming their legal representatives.
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Funny story: It's official: masturbation is gay

It's official: masturbation is gay

At a recent American Psychological Association convention, one seminar packed in more shrinks than all the others combined: Pleasuring Oneself in Today's Society.
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Funny story: March 23, 1944 --Today In History. House Cuts Funding To American Troops In Europe.

March 23, 1944 --Today In History. House Cuts Funding To American Troops In Europe.

In a shocking setback to the war plans of President Franklin Delano Roosevelt, a rebellious House of Representatives passed the Pelosi-Bormann bill that will cut off all funds to American troops in Europe by September 1, 1944.
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Funny story: Anna Nicole and 2Pac Seen In Amsterdam

Anna Nicole and 2Pac Seen In Amsterdam

(Assassinated Press) More than 20 male eyewitnesses, almost half of them sober, reported to have seen the late Anna Nicole Smith and even later, Tupac Shukar in an Amsterdam coffeehouse together last Wednesday night.
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Funny story: Tony Snow to have mole removed from his ass

Tony Snow to have mole removed from his ass

Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): White House spokesman Tony Snow has said he is taking some sick leave to have a mole removed from his ass.
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Funny story: Doomed cat exhibits reading ability, says owner

Doomed cat exhibits reading ability, says owner

Tigger the cat got a new lease on life the other day. Owner Perl Gates explained, "He was never really nice. If you tried to pet him he'd go crazy and viciously attack your hand. But on Wednesday that all changed."...
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Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith's Diarrhoea Sells on eBay for $512,500

Anna Nicole Smith's Diarrhoea Sells on eBay for $512,500

Bahamas - (Ass Mess): A pile of old crap that once belonged to Anna Nicole Smith has broken all records by selling for more than half a million dollars on internet auction site eBay.
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Funny story: Real Roxanne Wants Half Of Police Tour Profits

Real Roxanne Wants Half Of Police Tour Profits

AP-(Queens, New York) The Police front man Sting may be splitting his 2007 World Tour profits with ex-hooker Madeline "Mattie" Spandoza.
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Funny story: Al Gore Explodes

Al Gore Explodes

After viewing the David Letterman Late Show depiction of how Gore entered the capital to address the congress on global warming, - the top of the dome was cracked open, raised and tilted to one side, while a crane lowered Gore through the enormous op...
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Funny story: NASA's Hansen Admits Calculation Errors In Global Warming Research

NASA's Hansen Admits Calculation Errors In Global Warming Research

NASA scientist and Global Warming alarmist Dr. James E. Hansen shocked the Republican members of the Senate Environment and Pubic Works Committee, chaired by Senator Barbara Boxer (Democrat: Peoples Republic of California), by admitting that all of...
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Funny story: Diana Fountain spreading syphilis

Diana Fountain spreading syphilis

Hype Park, London - (ReUterus): Some of the world's deadliest biological contaminants have tested positive in crystal healing waters of the Diana Princess of Whales Memorial Fountain.
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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Teenage Mutant Ninja Metatarsal

Wayne Rooney Teenage Mutant Ninja Metatarsal

Wayne Rooney, it has been revealed today, recovered from his metatarsal injury more quickly than was expected, because he had the toe removed, and replaced by a spare finger he had.
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Funny story: MySpace Enters the Presidential Race

MySpace Enters the Presidential Race

In an effort to get involved with the 2008 Presidential Race, MySpace is featuring presidential candidates on its portal, terming it "The Impact Channel."...
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Funny story: Jane Austen Gets a Makeover, Sex Beats Sensibility.

Jane Austen Gets a Makeover, Sex Beats Sensibility.

Jane Austen's life is about to be a book and, naturally, the novelist will be appearing on the front cover. However the face behind some of the world's most-loved books has been deemed unable to sell them.
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Funny story: Jelly Farts

Jelly Farts

Ever have a colonoscopy? This is where you lay down on a hospital bed and they run a camera up through the rectum and into the colon. Doctors due this to check for colon cancer, hemorhoids, and other possible problems. If your answer is yes, you know where this is going.
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Funny story: UFO lands in America

UFO lands in America

The astonishing news of a UFO landing on American soil has been confirmed by President George Bush.
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Funny story: How Many Mormons Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How Many Mormons Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Author's Note: We have all heard the standard light bulb jokes. I wrote these for Mormons about five years ago and they have been e-mailed all over the place many times. I have even received it back from others, in several altered conditions with additions and deletions. This is the original.
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Funny story: If Beehive Clothing Sold Eternal Companions

If Beehive Clothing Sold Eternal Companions

By way of explanation, Beehive clothing is the name of the store where Mormons buy their temple clothing (outside of Utah, they are generally attached to LDS temples). They also believe that marriage within one of their temples is "for all eternity" and not "until death do up part." This short vignette, which can be performed as a reader's theatre or play, is based on...
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Funny story: Broke Britney Begins Bankruptcy, Becomes Baglady

Broke Britney Begins Bankruptcy, Becomes Baglady

Oops, she ran out of dough! Pop princess Britney Spears has spent her wad and has no money in the bank. In addition, she has a huge bill to pay for the rehab, the mortgage payment is due on the house, the mansion, the ski cabin, the beach house, an...
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Funny story: Prehysteric Jaws in Italian vineyard vindicates osteoporosis cure

Prehysteric Jaws in Italian vineyard vindicates osteoporosis cure

Tuscany - (Ass Press): The arcane viticultural mysteries of the world famous Tuscan grape-growing region came a step closer today to proving their fabled ancient osteoporosis curing properties with the discovery of a prehysteric five million year old...
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Funny story: People Are Not Impressed That UK Sailors Are Captured Gunpoint or Not

People Are Not Impressed That UK Sailors Are Captured Gunpoint or Not

People are not impressed that fifteen UK sailors have been seized by the balls when they boarded a boat in the Gulf, which is very close to Iraq where we got in trouble before. The sailors suspected the boat was smuggling cars which doesn't seem...
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Funny story: Cricket World Cup Abandonment Worry

Cricket World Cup Abandonment Worry

The Cricket World Cup is in danger of being cancelled today after a serious incident came to light that is "likely to have far-reaching implications for the game" .
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Funny story: Appendix Removal: The Mixed Blessing

Appendix Removal: The Mixed Blessing

They say that every cloud has a silver lining. They also say that when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. This is true. As a teenager, I once was in this situation and turned it to my full and complete advantage.
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Funny story: Hogwarts loco smashed in protest of Rowling theft outrage

Hogwarts loco smashed in protest of Rowling theft outrage

Lancashire - (Rioters): Outraged locals have caused £50,000 of damage to the Hogwarts Express steam locomotive stored in Carnforth, Lancashire as a protest against JK Rowling's continued fraudulent portrayal of being the rightful author of the Ha...
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Funny story: Star of "Devil wears Prada" Fingered in Mafia Ringleader Shock!

Star of "Devil wears Prada" Fingered in Mafia Ringleader Shock!

Anne Hathaway, star of "The Devil wears Prada" and more recently "Becoming Jane", is facing an extradition hearing due to her being accused of running her husband's criminal empire after he was jailed for murder.
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Funny story: Cats Found to be Magnetic by Harvard Medical School

Cats Found to be Magnetic by Harvard Medical School

Cat owners everywhere are stunned to find out that their playful felines are actually magnetic. A recent Harvard medical study, Maine Coon cats have been proven magnetic. "We were really, really surprized by the results of the tests. To think t...
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Funny story: Freak lightening causes strange condition for youth in Hertfordshire.

Freak lightening causes strange condition for youth in Hertfordshire.

The extreme weather conditions that have plagued southern England have had a bizarre effect on one unlucky teenager. Billy Mitchell (17) was lying in bed on Monday around eleven o'clock, when a bolt of lightening struck him through his open bedro...
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Funny story: Pope converts to Islam

Pope converts to Islam

The Vatican was stunned by the revelation that their 'Papa' has turned to another well known religion. The disappearance of the one time head of the Roman Catholic Church led to speculation that he had eloped with his one time friend, Eva Sti...
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Funny story: FDA Finds Bees Dying from Genetically Modified Crops, Pollens

FDA Finds Bees Dying from Genetically Modified Crops, Pollens

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The die-off of bee populations throughout the world is being caused by genetically modified crops, FDA chief Ralph Roachman announced on Friday.
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Funny story: Buddy Holly To Reform

Buddy Holly To Reform

Legendary rocker Buddy Holly is to reform thanks to recent medical developments. Holly, who was killed in an air crash in 1959, has been transferred to 'Dr Frank's Stitch-Em-Up-Quick' hospital in New York where he will be pieced together...
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Funny story: Woolmer Visited O'Sullivan in Liverpool And Was Forced To Buy a One-Legged Racehorse

Woolmer Visited O'Sullivan in Liverpool And Was Forced To Buy a One-Legged Racehorse

After a painstaking investigation into the cruel murder of Pakistan's long-suffering Bob Woolmer, The Spoof can reveal that in the run-up to the ill-fated World Cup, Woolmer did not visit the Liverpool b...
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Funny story: Red Sox Ace Daisuke Matsuzaka Suffering from Severely Inflamed Gyroball

Red Sox Ace Daisuke Matsuzaka Suffering from Severely Inflamed Gyroball

Red Sox General Manager Theo Epstein, Friday, revealed that Japanese pitching ace Daisuke Matsuzaka was suffering from what could only be described as a "severely inflamed gyroball," which may well land him on the disabled list.
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Funny story: Seal Hunters Enraged by Abortions and Global Warming: It's a Dirty Liberal Plot

Seal Hunters Enraged by Abortions and Global Warming: It's a Dirty Liberal Plot

"It's a Dirty Liberal Plot!", exclaimed Seal Hunter, Ceil Hunter, referring to the low birth rate of Arctic seals and the poor ice flows that are failing to support the baby seals and their families.
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Funny story: Newt Gingrich Changes Spelling of His Name

Newt Gingrich Changes Spelling of His Name

He decided when he read about a cuddly little German polar bear cub by the name of Knut, abandoned by his mother Tosca, that has captured the world's attention.
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Funny story: Fasting American Idol Fans Starve For Sanjaya While Others Still Search Internet for Antonella Pictures

Fasting American Idol Fans Starve For Sanjaya While Others Still Search Internet for Antonella Pictures

Sanjaya, the much maligned American Idol contestant, is now the subject of two different fasts. One group of teenage girls has vowed to starve themselves until the would be singer is voted off of the show. Another group has vowed that they will sta...
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Funny story: Bush: God's told me Rogue shouldn't testify under oath

Bush: God's told me Rogue shouldn't testify under oath

Washington DC - (Rioters): President Bush has said Karl Rogue shouldn't testify under oath before a Senate committee because he is doing God's work.
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Funny story: Madman to Murder Mammals on the Mall

Madman to Murder Mammals on the Mall

Washington D.C. - On July 22, the "Motor City Madman" Ted Nugent will lead a contingent of Republican Senators and Congressmen and Vice President Dick Cheney on a bow hunting foray on the Washington Mall. Sponsored by the Bow Hunters of Nor...
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