Funny story: New Research Heats Up Global Warming Debate: Paper Proves Critics of Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth Are Smarter Than People Who Liked It.

New Research Heats Up Global Warming Debate: Paper Proves Critics of Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth Are Smarter Than People Who Liked It.

A paper to be published today in the American Journal of Sociology is certain to heat up the global warming debate with strong evidence that people who are critical of An Inconvenient Truth (AIT) are smarter than people who...
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Funny story: George Bush Out smarted by a fifth grader

George Bush Out smarted by a fifth grader

WASHINGTON- President George W. Bush was making one of his usual trips to schools last week. This time, the school was John Milner Elementary school in Piqua, Idaho. He spent most of his day with Mrs. Ueter's kindergarten class...
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Funny story: Iran's Ahmadinejad says "300" is too much

Iran's Ahmadinejad says "300" is too much

PRESIDENT Mahmoud Ahmadinejad today accused Washington D.C. and Hollywood big wigs of hate-mongering against Iran, which faces tougher UN sanctions over its nuclear program.
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Funny story: Free 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' bumper stickers annoy drivers

Free 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' bumper stickers annoy drivers

In a wave of vandalism stretching across dozens of states, "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" stickers have begun to appear on cars and other private property.
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Funny story: Bush Claims Infallibility

Bush Claims Infallibility

WASHINGTON D.C. - Speaking to a group of evangelical Christian ministers in the Oval Office, President Bush said today he had been given the cloak of infallibility by God. He claimed he was measured and fitted for the cloak months ago, but was only r...
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Funny story: Schwarzenegger-Limbaugh Feud Heats Up

Schwarzenegger-Limbaugh Feud Heats Up

SACRAMENTO, CA -- Recently on the Today Show, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said that popular radio gasbag Rush Limbaugh is "irrelevent." Limbaugh fired back, saying that Schwarzenegger is a "closet liberal" and no R...
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Funny story: Donald Rumsfeld Reaches Autistic Toddler

Donald Rumsfeld Reaches Autistic Toddler

(Hollywood-Florida) He may no longer be the Secretary of Defense, but Donald Rumsfeld is still causing controversy because of an eBay auction sketch of Rumsfeld. Three-year-old Jane Chaucer, who is autistic, drew it. It seems that Jane had not been...
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Funny story: "Don't ya truss me?"

"Don't ya truss me?"

Washington AC/DC - (Mess press): It was High Noon at the OK Corral today as President Bush asked Congress not to subject "hon rabble pubic servants an' phishin' buddies" to take a lie detector test during their depositions about eig...
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Funny story: Bill Gates Admits He is Bat Boy!

Bill Gates Admits He is Bat Boy!

LAS VEGASS, NEVADA - (GEEKNOOZ) Standing in front of 25,000 attendees of the 25th Annual GEEKTECK 2007 Show, Bill Gates, Owner and Board Chairman at Microsoft (NYSE:MFST), announced...
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Funny story: Bay City Rollers: Joyce Hatto ripped off our royalties

Bay City Rollers: Joyce Hatto ripped off our royalties

New York - (Rotters): Fraudster pianist Joyce Hatto is once again at the heart of a royalities battle after 1970s UK pop band The Bay City Rollers filed a multi-million dollar law suit in the New York District Court...
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Funny story: Iran Launches Korean

Iran Launches Korean

Iran announced today that it had fulfilled it's obligation under the IRAN/NORTH KOREA/So you think we were Evil before eh/Pact...
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Funny story: Cricket Is Officially the World's Most Dangerous Sport

Cricket Is Officially the World's Most Dangerous Sport

The once staid sport of cricket, usually associated with pullovers, warm beer and tea breaks, is now officially recognised by the Dangerous Sports Club, as the most dangerous sport in the world ahead of base jumping, free di...
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Funny story: Bob Woolmer - Ball-Tampering Suspected

Bob Woolmer - Ball-Tampering Suspected

Bob Woolmer, the ex-Kent and England batsman, and ex-Pakistan and South Africa coach, is only just nicely 'back in the pavilion', but the tongues are already wagging as to how he died.
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Funny story: Consumer Fury As Poundland Threatens Price Hike

Consumer Fury As Poundland Threatens Price Hike

Consumer groups are up in arms, after Britains biggest and most popular retail group threatened to increase its prices for the first time ever.
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Funny story: TV's Sexiest Women Revealed. Evangeline Lilly, Eva Longoria and Katherine Heigl Unknown Before Now.

TV's Sexiest Women Revealed. Evangeline Lilly, Eva Longoria and Katherine Heigl Unknown Before Now.

TV Guide has revealed TV's sexiest women. The women are incredibly grateful to be revealed and freed of their lives of obscurity.
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Funny story: Über Corporate Militarism Marches On

Über Corporate Militarism Marches On

Washington DC - President Bush has said that he would stop anybody on his staff from responding to any Congressional Subpoena in connection with any scandal or investigation of wrong doing. Bush said: "I decide who did the wrong things, not som...
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Funny story: Swiss Tunnel Dubbed the 'Feat of the 21st Century', Future Scientists and Peacemakers Furious.

Swiss Tunnel Dubbed the 'Feat of the 21st Century', Future Scientists and Peacemakers Furious.

The world's longest tunnel, which the Swiss have dug through the Alps, is being hailed as the 'feat of the 21st century' even though the 21st century still has some way to go. This has angered a lot of people.
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Funny story: Cruise to star in Archer's Who Framed Judas movie

Cruise to star in Archer's Who Framed Judas movie

Hollywood - (ReUterus): Take one wacky self-publicising Hollywood cult exponent and wannabe world redeemer.
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Funny story: No Story Yet On The Elsa Pataky Bare Breast Rumour

No Story Yet On The Elsa Pataky Bare Breast Rumour

There is no news yet on the Breasts on a Beach star Elsa Pataky whose rumours have been making a ripple today due to a spreading story involving a topless model, a beach, and a photo...
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Funny story: Al Gore and Antonella Barba to Receive Top Awards Today From American Academy of Fantasy and Science Fiction Writers.

Al Gore and Antonella Barba to Receive Top Awards Today From American Academy of Fantasy and Science Fiction Writers.

Al Gore and Antonella Barba will receive their prestigious "Jedi Knight" statues in person when the Academy of Fantasy and Science Fiction Writers hold their annual "Jedi Knights Award Ceremnony" in a cow pasture in Roswell, New...
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Funny story: Britney leaves rehab wearing coke patch

Britney leaves rehab wearing coke patch

Malibu - (Ass press): Singer Britney Spears has completed a 28 day treatment course at the Promises, Promises! rehab and has checked out sporting what looks like a cocaine patch on her arm.
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Funny story: Superdog Rusty To Make Comeback

Superdog Rusty To Make Comeback

Canine singing sensation 'Rockin' Rusty' - the dog who took the world of music by storm following his recent successful appearance at the Knebworth Festival - has signed a ten million dollar contact with Virgin. His first single, 'Ain...
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Funny story: Animal rights activists have solution to all animal cruelty worldwide.

Animal rights activists have solution to all animal cruelty worldwide.

Following on from the furore caused by the baby polar bear in Berlin zoo hullabaloo, animal rights activists have come up with a solution to end animal cruelty once and for all.
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Funny story: Graphic Video Shows Valerie Plame Undercover While Hostile Witness Forces Waxman Hearings To Adjourn Early.

Graphic Video Shows Valerie Plame Undercover While Hostile Witness Forces Waxman Hearings To Adjourn Early.

Bombshell evidence exploded today in hearings chaired by Representative Commissar Henry Waxman (Democrat-Peoples Republic of California) into the undercover status of CIA Agent Valerie Plame. Members of Commisar Waxman's Government Reform Committ...
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Funny story: Tottenham And Chelsea Fans Bury The Hatchet

Tottenham And Chelsea Fans Bury The Hatchet

The Football Association has contacted Tottenham Hotspur after what they say was 'an unsavoury incident' during Monday's FA Cup quarter final tie with Chelsea, which the Blues won 2-1.
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Funny story: Harry Potter Arrested And Up Before The Beak

Harry Potter Arrested And Up Before The Beak

Shock news today as it has emerged that boy wizard, Harry Potter, has been arrested by Hogsmeade CID for "fiddling" with horses.
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Funny story: The Iraq War - See the Movie

The Iraq War - See the Movie

HELD OVER BY POPULAR DEMAND NOW, IN ITS 5TH YEAR...
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Funny story: Mr Tumble Trips and says Something Special.

Mr Tumble Trips and says Something Special.

Mr. Tumble, the presenter of the BBC's Something Special show, has reportedly been greeting children by telling them in sign language that he's... well.... "--------" them (starts with an 'F').
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Funny story: Not the King of the Jungle, BBC presenter Simon King attacked by Cheetah

Not the King of the Jungle, BBC presenter Simon King attacked by Cheetah

BBC presenter Simon King has been mildly attacked by a rather small and sick female Cheetah.
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Funny story: England Cricket Gets Crooked After Getting Crocked

England Cricket Gets Crooked After Getting Crocked

A potholed practice area at the Beausejour Stadium caused England some anguish yesterday when the captain Michael Vaughan tripped and fell during fielding drills and spent the remainder of the session receiving ice treatment from the physiotherapist...
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Funny story: AZ 2 PAY 4 Die-alysis!

AZ 2 PAY 4 Die-alysis!

Arizona has decided to provide free Dialysis for illegals dying of end-term kidney failure. The same Arizona that provides La Migra with the "Funnel of Hell" by channeling immigrants through the inferno of the Sonoran desert by packing immi...
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Funny story: Patience With War Dead Is A Virtue!

Patience With War Dead Is A Virtue!

Bush can't believe that Americans are not patient enough to endure more than three thousand dead US soldiers and countless Iraqi casualities. The Decider-in-Chief is urging the American people to be patient because: "This war is winnable!&qu...
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Funny story: No Heat but Tons of oil

No Heat but Tons of oil

One of the largest oil deposits in North America was recently discovered by Exon Mobile under an apartment house in Trenton New Jersey.
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Funny story: Crying Girl From American Idol, DEF?

Crying Girl From American Idol, DEF?

Ashley, the infamous Crying Girl from Tuesday's American Idol episode, has been confirmed as being DEF.
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Funny story: English Only Legislation Spin-Offs

English Only Legislation Spin-Offs

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As the presidential election campaign gets into full swing, expect Republicans to start rolling out some of their old tried and true proposals to energize the base, things like flag burning bans, gay marriage prohibitions, and En...
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Funny story: Animal Rights Activists Call for Killing of Bear

Animal Rights Activists Call for Killing of Bear

BERLIN -- Animal rights activists are demanding that a polar bear born last December at the Berlin Zoo, rejected by its mother and depending on humans to be raised, be killed. They claim Knut's cuteness is against his own animal rights and that...
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Funny story: Worst tacky hairdye: Alberto Gonzales or Gov Mitt Romney?

Worst tacky hairdye: Alberto Gonzales or Gov Mitt Romney?

Washington AC/DC - (Rotters): The American electorate is fiercely divided tonight on the burning issue of the day: who has the worse cheap looking, tacky hairdye job Attorney General Alberto Gonzales or Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney?...
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