Funny story: Indiana Jones comes out of retirement

Indiana Jones comes out of retirement

After a gap of almost twenty years, Stephen Spielberg is about to begin filming a sequel to his successful 1980's Indiana Jones adventure series starring Harrison Ford and Sean Connery. 'Indiana Jones and the Daytrip to Bangor' is a rippi...
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Funny story: Porn Star Claims Pelosi Was In Adult Films In The Early Seventies

Porn Star Claims Pelosi Was In Adult Films In The Early Seventies

Former adult film Actress Georgina Spelvin claims in her just published autobiography, The Devil in Miss Michelle Graham, that Nancy Pelosi appeared in a number of adult films made in the early 1970s. Most shocking of all the claims...
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Funny story: Stalin relatives outraged at comparison to Gordon Brown

Stalin relatives outraged at comparison to Gordon Brown

Drowning Street - (Ass MessSki): A major diplomatic incident has occured as hundreds of relatives of the late Russian tyrannical despot, mass-murderer, genocidal maniac and national hate-figure Joseph Stalin phoned the Foreign Office in London today...
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Funny story: Hard core porn channel fires Tom Brokaw miscreant

Hard core porn channel fires Tom Brokaw miscreant

Mesa, Arizona - (ReUterus & Ass Press): A hard core porn channel worker who interrupted his station's broadcast last week with a ten minute clip of a wholesome family health show featuring Tom Brokaw has been fired by the cable company and faces...
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Funny story: Jet Blue teams with Air Bus

Jet Blue teams with Air Bus

In a surprise move Jet Blue has concluded a secret purchase of 6 new AirBus 4380 MFBP aircraft to be delivered prior to the 2008 winter season. Inside sources have detailed Jet Blues' proposed use of the new monster aircraft.
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Funny story: President Bush States: "We will not pack our bags and go home" Regarding Iraq before Setting off for his Crawford Ranch

President Bush States: "We will not pack our bags and go home" Regarding Iraq before Setting off for his Crawford Ranch

Washington, DC- President Bush continues to strengthen his rhetoric regarding the US's resolve in fighting the War on terror and his commitment to seeing things through in Iraq.
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Funny story: Antonella Barba And Wee Jimmy Krankie In Shameful DVD Release

Antonella Barba And Wee Jimmy Krankie In Shameful DVD Release

In a sensational move tonight pop Svengali, Simon Cowell, has announced his latest pop duo that are sure to storm the hit parade. And hang on to your hat for it's none other than Antonella Barba and Scottish schoolboy, Wee Jimmy Krankie!...
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Funny story: Hillary to post more anti-Hillary videos following YouTube smash hit

Hillary to post more anti-Hillary videos following YouTube smash hit

Washington - (ReUterus & Ass press): Hillary Clinton's White House 2008 campaign manager is said to be delighted and thrilled at the news that Big Brother video posted on the YouBoob site has scored over one million hits.
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Funny story: Disgusted Englishmen Attack Lampard Over Too Many Englishmen in the Premiership Fears

Disgusted Englishmen Attack Lampard Over Too Many Englishmen in the Premiership Fears

The English FA has asked for an explanation from top English club Tottenham Hotspur after two English fans ran amok on the pitch at White Hart Lane after last night's quarter-final replay against Chelsea, and not surprisingly,
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Funny story: Heather Mills Beats Adversity to Dance With B-Grade Stars... Comes 6th

Heather Mills Beats Adversity to Dance With B-Grade Stars... Comes 6th

Heather Mills, the only Beatles partner more disliked than Yoko, has overcome the fact that she only has one leg to go Dancing With The 'Stars'.
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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Pregnant

Jennifer Aniston Pregnant

Jennifer Aniston's long dream to be a mother has come to pass. She is with child. She has been fighting a loosing battle with the "broodiness syndrome" and has lost. The father is none other than love of her life Brad Pitt.
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Funny story: Pentagon moves to quash rumor that Bush is their remote-controlled holographic image

Pentagon moves to quash rumor that Bush is their remote-controlled holographic image

Washington AC/DC: (Rioters): A massive damage limitation excercise is underway at the Pentagon after persistent leaks that George W Bush is a violent, holograpically-generated remote-controlled image modelled on Star Trek Voyager's holodoctor. An...
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Funny story: Thatcher early sex life movie role disappointment for Borat

Thatcher early sex life movie role disappointment for Borat

London - (Ass Mess): A PR spokesman for Kazakhstani actor Mr Borat has expressed the comedian's dismay at not landing the plum lead role of Margaret Thatcher in a bio pic about her early sex life with Ronald Reagan and George Bush Senior which ma...
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Funny story: Wacko auditions for Margaret Thatcher the Movie

Wacko auditions for Margaret Thatcher the Movie

London - (Ass Press): Michael Jackson is in London auditioning to play the lead role in Margaret Thatcher the Movie after months of being courted by Pathe and the BBC.
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Funny story: Google Buys out Microsoft

Google Buys out Microsoft

In a surprise announcement yesterday, Google confirmed that they have bought out Microsoft. Google CEOs have said, "We are happy to announce that we have bought Microsoft." Bill Gates, founder and ex-CEO of Microsoft has said that he want...
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Funny story: Pentagon General Peter Pace To Undergo Sex Change Operation

Pentagon General Peter Pace To Undergo Sex Change Operation

PENTAGON (Reuters) - After having condemned gays serving openly in the military, controversial Joint Chief of Staff Chairman General Peter Pace has now announced that he will undergo a sex change operation.
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Funny story: Michael Jackson - Whacko again!

Michael Jackson - Whacko again!

Neverland - So it seems that several counts of child molestation, (10 to be exact) is a good enough reason to raise funds and make music! What a sick world we live in.
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Funny story: Blackpool Takes The White Knuckle Experience To A New High

Blackpool Takes The White Knuckle Experience To A New High

Blackpool Pleasure Beach has unveiled the new ride that it believes will take it back to the top of the UK's theme parks again.
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Funny story: Britney, Paris and Lindsay's "No panties law"

Britney, Paris and Lindsay's "No panties law"

Due to public demand, George Bush (With Bill Clinton's permission and blessing) has now insisted that the "no panties" bill be passed for actresses (and some actors) in order to keep their celebrity status.
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Funny story: Poor Dick's Almanac Part III

Poor Dick's Almanac Part III

Want of care does us more damage than want of knowledge.So put on that love glove!...
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Funny story: A Nouvelle Fagin Sends out Newest Latest Pickpockets

A Nouvelle Fagin Sends out Newest Latest Pickpockets

Children believed to be 4-8 years olds have been apprehended filching an ancient pensioner's wallet. The lads upon questioning claimed that they have been lifelong Dickens' readers and that a local literary scholar had convinced them that a r...
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Funny story: General Peter Pace Voted Gayest Name in the US

General Peter Pace Voted Gayest Name in the US

Drag queens across the San Francissy and Las Vegasss queer strips are eaten up with deep green jealousy over the homo-brilliance of the name General Peter Pace. Transvestite royalty have been drooling over the US Chief of Staff's exquisite pillow...
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Funny story: Regis Philbin's First Statement after Heart Bypass Surgery

Regis Philbin's First Statement after Heart Bypass Surgery

It was neither a greeting to family and friends nor an expression of relief that the surgery was over.
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Funny story: Six US Dead In Iraq This Weekend;Ten Percent of casualities on Spring Break in Florida

Six US Dead In Iraq This Weekend;Ten Percent of casualities on Spring Break in Florida

When the US casualty count of six on a weekend in war-torn Iraq is belittled by the sixty dead American college students on spring break in Florida, parents across the US often wish they had sent their children to war instead of Yale.
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Funny story: US Pays $13,000 Per Dead and Wounded in Iraq

US Pays $13,000 Per Dead and Wounded in Iraq

The 27,000 US dead and wounded soldiers in the Iraq War and the 351 Billion dollars spent along with all the American blood has been calculated by accounting firm Arthur Anderson to amount to about $13,000 per body.
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Funny story: Veterans Affairs Can Be Confusing!

Veterans Affairs Can Be Confusing!

Veteran Affairs Secretary Nicholson has just realized his job was the protection of veterans health care rights.
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Funny story: Blue Cross to Dumb Down Medical Correspondence

Blue Cross to Dumb Down Medical Correspondence

In a move that can only grieve the 19 remaining English teachers in the United States, Blue Cross announced this week that they are dumbing down the correspondence that they send patients that submit claims for medical reimbursement.
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Funny story: Qui est votre papa?

Qui est votre papa?

Washington DC - Tonight the President is burning the midnight oil, he is up late with his crime syndicate trying to find a replacement for Al Gonzales. When he was asked this afternoon if the Attorney General would be leaving before Bush, Tony Snowj...
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Funny story: Whacko Jacko Juice

Whacko Jacko Juice

Michael Jackson has entered a new arena in Marketing with his all new Jacko Juice - made with all natural herbs and spices.
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