Funny story: Bush's broom broom bangs bystander's Bima

Bush's broom broom bangs bystander's Bima

A vehicle in US President George W Bush's motorcade has been in a minor accident but no one was injured and Mr. Bush's car was not involved in the traffic accident...
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Funny story: Dartmouth College Faculty Demands Summary Executions of Men Accused of Hate Speech

Dartmouth College Faculty Demands Summary Executions of Men Accused of Hate Speech

Reacting to the drastic increase of male hate speech on the campus of Dartmouth College, the Faculty Senate passed a resolution unanimously demanding the administration immediately implement a policy of summary execution of any male accused of this c...
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Funny story: Boston Red Sox Add New (Odd) Pitcher

Boston Red Sox Add New (Odd) Pitcher

Boston, MA-- The Boston Red Sox broke the color barrier, the gender barrier, and, well, any other barrier there might have been today with the signing of Charles.
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Funny story: Britney Spears ordered to do "therapeutic" spring cleaning finds panties

Britney Spears ordered to do "therapeutic" spring cleaning finds panties

Britney Spears on weekend leave from Malibu's Promises centre, the overnight detoxification clinic that the star checked into a little over a week ago, found her panties stuffed between the pillow cushions in back of her leather sofa. The pantie...
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Funny story: Ivy League Expands to Ten Schools: Admits Morgan State and Grambling State.

Ivy League Expands to Ten Schools: Admits Morgan State and Grambling State.

In a press release distributed earlier today by his Office, Jeff Orleans, Commissioner of the Ivy League, officially announced that the Ivy League would expand to ten teams by admitting Morgan State and Grambling State University.
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Funny story: Druids banned from Primrose Hill Equinox rite after threats to burn Camilla effigy

Druids banned from Primrose Hill Equinox rite after threats to burn Camilla effigy

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Not content with having banned traditional bonfire night fireworks celebrations on North London's Primrose Hill five years ago on the spurious grounds of susceptibility to terrorism attacks, the Royal Parks Agency...
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Funny story: White House "Silly" Says Snow

White House "Silly" Says Snow

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney have repeatedly said that "all options are on the table" in dealing with Iran. Recently, White House spokesman Tony Snow said that talk of invading Iran is "silly.&quo...
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Funny story: Exclusive - Leaked extracts from Alastair Campbell's Diary "The Dodgy Blair Years"

Exclusive - Leaked extracts from Alastair Campbell's Diary "The Dodgy Blair Years"

Day One: I wake up to the sound of a bell ringing in my ears, at first I think that it is the alarm clock, but the Tone is different, and then I assume that it is Rory Bremner doing a very bad impression. As I wake up a bit more, I realise that it is the telephone that is ringing. I answer it, you could have bowled me over with a cricket ball. It was none other than Tony Blair, the New Labour Prim...
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Funny story: John Reid announces every day to be April Fools Day

John Reid announces every day to be April Fools Day

I suppose that the next logical step after Tesco law, should be the introduction of Tesco jails. Local clinks are to be built on every street corner, to imprison for up to 4 hours, anyone found to be dropping litter or allowing their dogs to foul the...
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Funny story: Inventor Mugged

Inventor Mugged

MARCEL ANDAONE, Inventor of the Drum Machine, was reportedly assaulted last night on First Avenue in New York City.
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Funny story: Solar eclipse heralds Vernal Equinox collapse of Bush Evil Empire

Solar eclipse heralds Vernal Equinox collapse of Bush Evil Empire

London - (Cosmic Press): Lo, the skies have long foretold what the Ancient Ones always held dear.
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Funny story: Liverpool and Aston Villa Waste Ninety Minutes of Fans Life.

Liverpool and Aston Villa Waste Ninety Minutes of Fans Life.

42,000 hardcore football fans wasted hard-earned-cash, and time they could have spent with loved ones, watching their heroes run around a bit this weekend.
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Funny story: Black Americans Smarter Then White Americans New Study Claims.

Black Americans Smarter Then White Americans New Study Claims.

An article to be published today in the prestigious journal NATURE is sure to engender controversy with its claim that Black Americans are smarter that White Americans.
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Funny story: Dr. Suess finds death boring; resurrects to write new, Spring tale--Horton hears a Hoover

Dr. Suess finds death boring; resurrects to write new, Spring tale--Horton hears a Hoover

Theodor Geisel, aka Dr. Seuss was reported resurrected this spring and publishing his new tale, Horton hears a Hoover. Geisel, who died in 1991 of the degenerative word disease, palabramicrotosis still continues to rank as one of the most popu...
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Funny story: Halo 3 Devs Murdered, Bungie Halts Production

Halo 3 Devs Murdered, Bungie Halts Production

Late Saturday night, at approximately 10 o'clock (17 March), three developers of the behemoth Halo franchise departed Bungie HQ in Kirkland, Washington (USA). Marcus Reign, Dominque Neovo, and Sam Kim were all long time employees of the Microsoft...
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Funny story: King David "embracing the suck" of spring cleaning

King David "embracing the suck" of spring cleaning

Satirist and humor writer, King David was reportedly "embracing the suck" of spring cleaning yesterday and vacuuming up all the leprechauns as they defiantly turned into dust balls for not being allowed to participate in yesterday's St.
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Funny story: X-Rated, American Spread Eagle reports no de-icing problem in Northeast

X-Rated, American Spread Eagle reports no de-icing problem in Northeast

The world's first topless airline, American Spread Eagle reported no problems today deicing during the storm which recently hit the Northeast. As hundreds of passengers were stranded for hours overnight on airliners that couldn't take off from John F...
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Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith was murdered by MI6 - Mohammed Al Fayed claim

Anna Nicole Smith was murdered by MI6 - Mohammed Al Fayed claim

Harrod's boss Mohammed Al Fayed has accused the British intelligence service of murdering Anna Nicole Smith to prevent her becoming the future Queen Mother, following news that DNA evidence suggesting Prince William is the father of her child is...
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Funny story: Prince William is father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby - DNA results

Prince William is father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby - DNA results

The results of DNA testing in the Bahamas will establish beyond any doubt that baby Dannielynn is the daughter of Prince William, putting Anna Nicole Smith's daughter second in line to the British throne.
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Funny story: Mexico Raid Turns Up $205 Million U.S. Cash

Mexico Raid Turns Up $205 Million U.S. Cash

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO--(SPAHNISHNOOSE) More than $200 million in U.S. cash from rug producers in one of the cities glitziest colonias was found today making it the biggest cash bust in the countries history, except for yesterdays bust...
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Funny story: Bolivia Pressuring Coca-Cola to Change Name

Bolivia Pressuring Coca-Cola to Change Name

LA PAZ -- Bolivian farmers, in an effort to reclaim part of their cultural heritage, are pressuring the Coca-Cola company to change its name. Coca leaves have been a part of Bolivian culture for more than 500 years. The plant has been used in relig...
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Funny story: Illinois Governor Faces Problems With His Proposed $100 Bazillion Kagillion Tax Increase

Illinois Governor Faces Problems With His Proposed $100 Bazillion Kagillion Tax Increase

Last week, Governor Blagojevich of Illinois proposed in his State of the State Address the biggest tax increase in the history of the world. But now, he is finding out that proposing the budget change is the easy part. Trying to get support for it...
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Funny story: Area Man Doubles Car Value By Using Premium Gasoline

Area Man Doubles Car Value By Using Premium Gasoline

Seattle 3/12 - Local pizza delivery driver Trent Jones doubled the value of his 1988 Yugo when, through a mistake at the pump, he used premium gasoline to fill the tank.
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Funny story: Area Cleavage Overcoming Agorophobia

Area Cleavage Overcoming Agorophobia

Seattle: 9/25/06 - After years of being hidden away beneath oversized sweatshirts and blouses, the cleavage of local human resources director Lynette Bryant has recently made strides to overcome a fear of public exposure.
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Funny story: Area Geek Thinks Erin Esurance is Totally Hot

Area Geek Thinks Erin Esurance is Totally Hot

Seattle 10/1 - Local geek and computer programmer Tommy Jameson admitted today that he believes that the most attractive woman on television is, in fact, the animated spokeswoman for Esurance.
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Funny story: Cate Blanchett won't tell Harrison Ford he's too old for Indiana Jones.

Cate Blanchett won't tell Harrison Ford he's too old for Indiana Jones.

In the tradition of Rocky and Rambo, another ex-action star refuses to recognize that he's old.
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Funny story: Bush Announces End to War on Terror Thanks to Capture of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed

Bush Announces End to War on Terror Thanks to Capture of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed

Now that the 9/11 Mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has been captured, President George W. Bush announced at a press conference that the world is now safe and secure and the war against terrorism has ended.
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Funny story: Ever Wonder Where O'Reilly Went to College?

Ever Wonder Where O'Reilly Went to College?

Dear Mr. Andreini, Thank you for your interest in the Media Pundit program at the deWhite School of Broadcasting. We take great pride in be...
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