Funny story: Princess Poole's Page: Art Misunderstood

Princess Poole's Page: Art Misunderstood

It's time to set the record straight, today's artists are not crazy, they are simply misunderstood. The public just cannot be expected to understand today's art without years of art education, drugs, hanging out with weirdos and intense therapy.
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Funny story: Bill Gates as Elrond

Bill Gates as Elrond

Hollywood is not where one would expect to find billionaire Bill Gates but he has been spotted hanging out with the crew of the up-coming movie The Hobbit. Sources say the software genius has been harassing the casting director and begging to be cas...
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Funny story: Art Not Gross, But Not Real Candy Either

Art Not Gross, But Not Real Candy Either

The oddball Brit artist known for his masterful pickled animals and brilliant diamond skull has revealed his newest work. "Licorice Candy," a collection of children's blocks painted with stripes, will be auctioned next week. Damien Hir...
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Funny story: Graffiti Bandit Damages Cruise Ship

Graffiti Bandit Damages Cruise Ship

Cruises Royal Atlantica-Pacifica International (CRAPI), a subsidiary of Surreal Investments and Nautical Commercial Services (SINCS), was dismayed to find its premier cruise liner, Titanic II, covered with orange and red graffiti. "The vandali...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton, Pregnant?

Paris Hilton, Pregnant?

Lynwood Ca. Rumors are flying around the, Century Regional Detention Center, that Paris Hilton is in a motherly way. This could explain her unprecedented early release from the facility. At most prisoners are awarded 50% off their sentences for good...
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Funny story: Snowmen Make Evolutionary Leap

Snowmen Make Evolutionary Leap

"Unprecedented, astonishing, we have never seen such a huge evolutionary leap in a single generation," Professor Ima Dorc declares. It seems that snowmen have now divided into two species, the cold weather snowmen, who have recently begun...
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Funny story: Newt Gingrich sees the light

Newt Gingrich sees the light

After decades in politics Newt Gingrich has made the decision to leave Washington D.C. and embark on a new career. "I've had enough politics and scandals, I'm going to became a TV evangelist."...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Career Takes a Curve

Lindsay Lohan Career Takes a Curve

A spokesman for Lindsay Lohan has announced today that she will begin a new career after leaving rehab. Lindsay entered rehab after an auto accident lead to her arrest.
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Funny story: Manson Amongst Prisoners Released With Herpes

Manson Amongst Prisoners Released With Herpes

Corcoran State Prison, CA --Convicted mass-murderer Charles Manson has today been released from Corcoran State Prison for medical reasons, but will be confined to his home with an electronic ankle bracelet for 48 years.
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Funny story: Pope to hear Bush confession after God's Banker trial collapse

Pope to hear Bush confession after God's Banker trial collapse

Vatican Shitty - (Ass Mess): George W Bush is heading to Rome after the G8 meeting to answer a few tricky questions regarding his whereabouts on the night of 20 June 1982 when God's Banker Roberto Calvi accidentally murdered himself in London fol...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Vagina Infects Entire Prison Population

Paris Hilton's Vagina Infects Entire Prison Population

Lynwood Ca. Paris Hilton was released from the Century Regional Detention Center yesterday 20 days short of her 23 day sentence. Officials cited unspecified medical reasons for her early release.
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Funny story: War breaks out between Paris Hilton prosecutor and LASD's Sheriff

War breaks out between Paris Hilton prosecutor and LASD's Sheriff

California - (Ass Mess): Hostilities have broken out tonight between the Los Angeles City Attorney's Office top prosecutor Rocky Balboa and the LASD Sherrif Tommy Lee Barca after blonde socialite Paris Hilton was allowed to duck the rest of her 2...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Released From Jail

Paris Hilton Released From Jail

Hollywood, D.C. - Paris Hilton was released from prison today and is serving the rest of her sentence under house arrest - not at a Hilton hotel. "That joint sure didn't smell like a Hilton and there were no chocolates on my pillow. And no p...
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Funny story: Bush trades Statue of Liberty to EU; Ron Paul to Canada

Bush trades Statue of Liberty to EU; Ron Paul to Canada

The Statue of Liberty was traded to the European Union yesterday. In return the US will receive a number of minor league European relics, including antiquities from Greece and the Auschwitz museum. As part of the deal, Ron Paul will...
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Funny story: America Develops Giant Teddy Bears For Battlefield

America Develops Giant Teddy Bears For Battlefield

The US military has today confirmed that it is developing giant teddy bears to carry injured soldiers away from the battlefield.
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Funny story: "Intelligent" Big Brother Housemate Evicted for Really Dumb Move.

"Intelligent" Big Brother Housemate Evicted for Really Dumb Move.

Super-intelligent Specsavers advert role model Emily Parr has been ousted from the Big Brother House today for doing something really really stupid.
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Funny story: Al Gore to Partner with AMC for Environment

Al Gore to Partner with AMC for Environment

Tennessee - Al Gore today announced a partnership with AMC, makers of the Hum-Vee (Hummer), H2 and H3 SUV's. Gore and AMC have founded an advocacy group to raise money to save the environment. They are calling their partnership: "SUV's...
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Funny story: London Olympic Logo Continues Deadly Rampage

London Olympic Logo Continues Deadly Rampage

It is Day 4 since the birth of the 2012 London Olympic logo, and with several dead and hundreds injured, there appears to be no end in sight to the carnage.
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Funny story: Jesus Opens Film Studio in Massachusetts

Jesus Opens Film Studio in Massachusetts

Hollywood executive David Kirkpatrick has teamed with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ to produce movies, and they plan to build a studio in Massachusetts.
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Funny story: America Panics As Man With Clap Enters Country

America Panics As Man With Clap Enters Country

Anderson Talker, a 31-year-old computer systems operator, has raised concerns about public safety to heights not seen since the days following 9-11, when he was diagnosed with a potentially incurable case of the clap, and was still allowed to enter t...
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Funny story: Iran's President tied to US Men's Wear Warehouse

Iran's President tied to US Men's Wear Warehouse

Houston, Texas (Chronicle Staff Writer) - A source inside Vice President Cheney's office has leaked the identity of the President of the Islamic Republic of Iran as a 'silent business partner' at a men's wear warehouse.
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Funny story: George W. Bush to Direct Episode of Jericho Season 2

George W. Bush to Direct Episode of Jericho Season 2

FALMOUTH, MA - 07/06/07 - President of the United States of America, George W. Bush today declared that he was to direct an episode of the recently renewed Season 2 of CBS' post-apocalypic drama, Jericho.
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Funny story: Prince was paid £1bn by BAE, Riggs Bank implicated

Prince was paid £1bn by BAE, Riggs Bank implicated

London - (Ass mess): Pretender to the Throne Prince Charles was secretly paid over £1 billion by UK defence contractor BAE as part of Britain's largest-ever arms deal the the Saudis according to Ministry of Deference sources in Whitehall today.
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Funny story: Kevin Federline to marry Paris Hilton?

Kevin Federline to marry Paris Hilton?

Musician and celebrity Kevin Federline goes through a hard time in his life ever since his divorce with Britney Spears.
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Funny story: Posh Becks fails US Citizen exam

Posh Becks fails US Citizen exam

In a desperate bit to fit in with the elite of America's society, Posh Becks underwent the strict US naturalisation citizen test and FAILED miserably.
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Funny story: The Lion's Den Quarell

The Lion's Den Quarell

Source: KJV Bible Daniel 6...
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Funny story: Paris sent home 'after positive pregnancy test'

Paris sent home 'after positive pregnancy test'

Lynwood, California - (Ass Mess): Socialite Paris Hilton has managed to blag her way out of jail after a mere five days incarceration as a urine sample confirmed she is pregnant and in need of urgent medcal attention.
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Funny story: Big Brother Ziggy Becomes Zippy In Emily Racism Fallout

Big Brother Ziggy Becomes Zippy In Emily Racism Fallout

After today's shock announcement that Emily Parr, the racist from Bristol, had been evicted from the Big Brother house for using a word likely to cause a breach of the peace, the lone male housem...
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Funny story: BNP link up with Channel 4 to Unearth New Political Talent

BNP link up with Channel 4 to Unearth New Political Talent

Channel 4 chiefs have commissioned a new show aimed at putting young adults back in touch with politics.
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Funny story: Fertility rate at 26-year high

Fertility rate at 26-year high

London, Thursday - The fertility rate in the UK is at its highest rate for 26 years, with more and more women having babies in their late 30s and early 40s.
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Funny story: Big Brother Emily Evicted For Saying "Nutter"

Big Brother Emily Evicted For Saying "Nutter"

In a shock development this morning, Emily, the blonde bimbo, was evicted from the Big Brother House for using foul and abusive language.
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Funny story: England Deal Crushing Blow To Baltic Oiks

England Deal Crushing Blow To Baltic Oiks

England football manager Steve McClanger was "over the moon" this morning after his team systematically dismantled Estonia in their Euro 2008 qualifier in Tallinn.
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Funny story: Grappler Askren set to tryout for Olympic All-Funky Team

Grappler Askren set to tryout for Olympic All-Funky Team

Colorado Springs, Colorado (Obscure Sports Desk) - Missouri wrestler Ben Askren plans to tryout for the mysterious and recently-formed U.S. Olympic Funky Team.
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Funny story: IMF warns 'asset bubble' & suggests 'dump dollar', G-8 to discuss

IMF warns 'asset bubble' & suggests 'dump dollar', G-8 to discuss

Record high stock and real estate prices, that can't be sustained by fundamentals, have prompted IMF to issue an advice to Asian economies "Dump Dollar".
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Funny story: TheSpoof.com writer uses Stealth Technology to crack Top 20

TheSpoof.com writer uses Stealth Technology to crack Top 20

US and A - Using secret stealth technology obtained from the Department of Defense, SpaceElevator cracked the TheSpoof.com's Top 20 Writers List on Thursday. Despite his limited talent, he managed to fly under the radar to land squarely in the l...
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Funny story: Thousands all demanding free passage, turned back at border

Thousands all demanding free passage, turned back at border

Washington, DC - Thousands of Mexican citizens wanting to immigrate into the United States rushed the US/Mexico border while still thousands less Canadians even showed up at the US/Canadian border today all claiming to have contracted the deadly incu...
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Funny story: World's tallest peak reeks!

World's tallest peak reeks!

Western Pacific Ocean - Earth's tallest known mountain has been discovered in the southern end of the Mariana Trench, the deepest known underwater canyon in the world. Scientists believe that the mountain, known as Challenger Deep Shallows, went...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Gets More Press In Jail Than Out

Paris Hilton Gets More Press In Jail Than Out

Paris Hilton has declared her credo, there is no such thing, as bad publicity, and makes it work in spectacular fashion.
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Funny story: University and College Students Protest Current Degree Plans

University and College Students Protest Current Degree Plans

College and University students in the United States have decided to form their own million man march on Washington to protest discrimination in the current degree systems. The students feel that the current system are biased and discriminatory to t...
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Funny story: Dealing with the Devil Not as Profitable as in Years Past

Dealing with the Devil Not as Profitable as in Years Past

You can still sell your soul to the devil, but it won't fetch nearly as much as it used to. That is according to a recent article in Misfortune magazine, the monthly business periodical.
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Funny story: Professor Calls British Royals "Prototypical Welfare Family"

Professor Calls British Royals "Prototypical Welfare Family"

Researchers from the University of Chicago have announced completion of a study of intergenerational welfare, i.e., the tendency of welfare recipients to pass that lifestyle from one generation to the next.
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Funny story: Fan Protests and Support Revive Jericho Television Series

Fan Protests and Support Revive Jericho Television Series

Fan support through an aggressive e-mail and letter writing campaign have caused CBS to back off and stop cancellation of the low rated Jericho series. As soon as all actors are re-signed and scripts are written, new episodes are scheduled to begin...
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Funny story: U.S. Navy Rescues Disoriented Illegal Aliens

U.S. Navy Rescues Disoriented Illegal Aliens

The United States Navy rescued forty-seven illegal immigrants in the Gulf of Mexico, off the Mexican coast Friday. Upon interviewing the aliens, Navy officials learned that they had mistakenly set out into the Gulf, thinking it was the Rio Grande.
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Funny story: George W. Bush Declared "Enemy of English Language"

George W. Bush Declared "Enemy of English Language"

The Association for Literacy, Grammar and American English, or ALGAE, has formally declared President George W. Bush to be an "enemy of the language." Specifically, he has been charged with "crimes against the English language."
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Funny story: Spongebob Squarepants Presidential Bid Threatened by Campaign Finance Scandal

Spongebob Squarepants Presidential Bid Threatened by Campaign Finance Scandal

Presidential candidate and television star Spongebob Squarepants has reportedly been implicated in a campaign finance scandal, according to an official with the Justice Department.
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Funny story: Lawyers Nervous About Apparent Asexual Shark Reproduction

Lawyers Nervous About Apparent Asexual Shark Reproduction

Recent news of a shark apparently reproducing without a mate has sent pangs of fear throughout the legal profession as lawyers anticipate being overrun with even more lawyers than now lurk in every locale in America.
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Funny story: Bush Honored With Award

Bush Honored With Award

President Bush has received yet another honor. The embattled commander in chief was given a lifetime achievement award by Who's Who Among American Idiots, an organization of which he has been a member since his days at Yale University.
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Funny story: NASA Probe Stuck In Uranus

NASA Probe Stuck In Uranus

Officials from NASA announced today that the Galactic Probe spacecraft has become stuck in the gaseous surface of Uranus. The Galactic Probe had been collecting atmospheric samples of Uranus and was attempting a disengagement maneuver when engineers...
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Funny story: Tom Sizemore Winning, "So You Think You're the Biggest Celebrity Screw Up," Contest

Tom Sizemore Winning, "So You Think You're the Biggest Celebrity Screw Up," Contest

It appears Tom Sizemore is leading the celebrity screw up contest episode that aired on NBC this week. The competition between personalities, actresses and actors or public figures begs the question, are you the worlds biggest celebrity goofball?.
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Funny story: Bush under fire over Genetic scans

Bush under fire over Genetic scans

The US government today planned to introduce a controversial new scanner at all points of entry into the country.
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