Funny story: U2's Larry Mullen Jr, Noel Gallagher and the Corrs to represent Ireland in Eurovision 2008

U2's Larry Mullen Jr, Noel Gallagher and the Corrs to represent Ireland in Eurovision 2008

Ireland has won the Eurovision song contest a record 7 times but were both humbled and humiliated this time around when the Irish entry 'They cant stop the spring' came last, amassing a grand total of five points thanks to Albania, a nation n...
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Funny story: Shock as motive for 2005 Aardman fire is revealed!

Shock as motive for 2005 Aardman fire is revealed!

After filing a request to the Government under the freedom of information act it has been revealed MI5 were behind the 2005 fire at the Aardman Animations warehouse.
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Funny story: Pro-Cancer Group Announces "Clap For Cancer!" Event

Pro-Cancer Group Announces "Clap For Cancer!" Event

In response to the efforts of 100,000 women in the "Race For Life" cancer research campaign, angry pro-cancer support group "Cancerama" have announced plans for a special retaliatory event named "Clap For Cancer!"...
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Funny story: Brown To Get Tough on Terror

Brown To Get Tough on Terror

Gordon Brown has announced that he is to get tough on terror by awarding police sweeping new powers; for example: extending the current 28 day detention for questioning suspected terrorists to 25 years.
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Funny story: 'Will Putin wear his new penis extension to G8 meeting?' Bush demands to know

'Will Putin wear his new penis extension to G8 meeting?' Bush demands to know

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): President Bush is reported to be feeling 'very tetchy' amid CIA reports that Russian president Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin is to wear his newly acquired surgically-attached penis extension for the first time t...
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Funny story: Jerry Garcia alive and well

Jerry Garcia alive and well

Although press and media have reported that the "truckin'" hippy crooner died in 1994, reports are coming in on various sightings around the world.
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Funny story: Media Conglomerates to Replace States in Electoral College

Media Conglomerates to Replace States in Electoral College

The Senate announced today that it passed a bipartisan Election Reform Bill with unanimous support. The new bill rules that the five biggest international media corporations will replace the fifty states in the electoral college which selects the Un...
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Funny story: "Real beauty is in the inside" ...NOT!

"Real beauty is in the inside" ...NOT!

"Real beauty is on the inside." Well not anymore! Now that doctors can see inside the human body it is all to clear that real beauty must lie elsewhere. Not in the inside!...
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Funny story: UK Corrupt Bastards Club stable jockey Fallon up before the Old Bailey on Tuesday

UK Corrupt Bastards Club stable jockey Fallon up before the Old Bailey on Tuesday

City of London - (Ass mess): Legendary ten times racing champion and UK Corrupt Bastards Club stable jockey Kieren Fallon has a date with destiny this Tuesday when he appears at the Old Bailey, going good to very much The Firm, on race-fixing charges...
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Funny story: Viva la Revolution?

Viva la Revolution?

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The Internets - It appears that the revolution against Bush is on via the Internet. Hallpass has released a video on How to Make Thermite, the...
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Funny story: Screenwriters Publish Annual List of Morally Safe Stereotypes

Screenwriters Publish Annual List of Morally Safe Stereotypes

The Anonymous Screenwriters Organisation has released its official list of Politically Correct Stereotypes for the 2008 season. President Sam S. Samson said that it is a difficult, but necessary process.
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Funny story: Amazonian Tribe fluent in Cockney Rhyming Slang

Amazonian Tribe fluent in Cockney Rhyming Slang

Scientists and Anhropologists the world over were last night stuned to hear of a previously unheard of Amazonian tribe who were fluent in Cockeny Rhyming Slang, the sublanguage prevalent in London's "east end".
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Funny story: Bush Educational Program Removes Right to Cheer

Bush Educational Program Removes Right to Cheer

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - GALESBURG, Illinois - Five high school students were denied their diplomas because people in the crowd cheered for them as they crossed the stage. This is the latest in atrocities performed by loyal Bush supporters running his...
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Funny story: Spoof Writer's memoir gives rare glimpse at pickled mind

Spoof Writer's memoir gives rare glimpse at pickled mind

Toledo, Ohio (Blade Staff Writer) - The autobiography "Born on a Plaid Day: Inside the Extra-Ordinary Mind of an Inebriate Savant" has achieved critical acclaim for its heartfelt depiction of a drunken Spoof Writer's outlook on the worl...
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Funny story: Bush Surgeon General nominee runs program to "cure" gays

Bush Surgeon General nominee runs program to "cure" gays

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - President Bush has selected Jack Kevorkian to be the next Surgeon General. President Bush believes that Kevorkian's cure is the best cure yet. He intends to have it tested on Mary Cheney.
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Funny story: Def Jam Records offers to pickup Paris Hilton's Recording Contract, after Warner Bros. Dumps her

Def Jam Records offers to pickup Paris Hilton's Recording Contract, after Warner Bros. Dumps her

Hollywood, California - Claiming dismal record sales, Paris Hilton, on the eve of her imprisonment, was served with more bad news when Warner Brother Records announced today they would be releasing her from her recording contract with them. Def Jam R...
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Funny story: Giuliani Declares "Four More Years!" as Official Campaign Slogan.

Giuliani Declares "Four More Years!" as Official Campaign Slogan.

NEW YORK - In its most recent press release, the Giuliani camp has announced that it will be using the tag line "Four More Years!" as its primary slogan for the remainder of the 2008 presidential race.
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Funny story: New Clear Footage of the Loch Ness Monster Taken

New Clear Footage of the Loch Ness Monster Taken

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - U.K. - New clear footage was taken of the Loch Ness Monster. Lab technician Gordon Holmes, 55, from Shipley, Yorkshire claims to have taken the photos while preparing to film his nude girlfriend standing before the famous Loch...
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Funny story: Religious Artefacts - In A Store Near You

Religious Artefacts - In A Store Near You

The Catholic Church was last night slammed by critics after announcing its plans to make many of its most revered religious artefacts available for purchase in supermarkets the length and breadth of the country.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Prison Cell To Resemble Awesome Club Scene

Paris Hilton's Prison Cell To Resemble Awesome Club Scene

In a bid to ease the fears of billionaire hotel heiress Paris Hilton, Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger has announced that her cell will be gutted and rebuilt into a hedonistic drunken party.
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Funny story: The Innaugral Axis of Evil Games

The Innaugral Axis of Evil Games

The first ever Axis Of Evil games began last night in Tehran, with a stunning opening ceremony that concluded with the burning of the American flag.
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Funny story: Increase in Black Helicopter sightings

Increase in Black Helicopter sightings

As Bertie prepares to lead the Irish people for yet another 5 years, the number of black helicopter sightings in Irish skies has dramatically increased.
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Funny story: Miss USA talks of bizarre 'Carlos Castaneda moment'

Miss USA talks of bizarre 'Carlos Castaneda moment'

Mexico City - (Ass Mess): Miss Universe fourth runner up Rachel Smith has spoken for the first time about the 'bizarre Carlos Castaneda moment' in Mexico City last Monday immediately before the inexplicable fall on her ass in front of an esti...
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Funny story: Bookies offer 4/6 odds on Paris Hilton prison no-show

Bookies offer 4/6 odds on Paris Hilton prison no-show

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Internet spread betting index Aintgottaprayer.com is offering odds of 6/4ON that peroxide socialite Paris Hilton will fail to show up at Lynwood jail on Tuesday 5 June on some pretext or other.
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Funny story: Guerilla War Breaks Out Across America as Ron Paul Supporters Shoot Down Low-Flying Media Mouthpieces

Guerilla War Breaks Out Across America as Ron Paul Supporters Shoot Down Low-Flying Media Mouthpieces

June 3rd, 2007 - Long Island, NY (RouteOutNews) - Late Saturday night, email inboxes of prominent Mass Media Talking Heads melted down in what many in the media described as a stealth attack from Ron Paul "guerilla freedom fight...
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Funny story: Dan the fan

Dan the fan

DAN THE FAN Chorus:...
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Funny story: Gone with the Wind Power

Gone with the Wind Power

Have you ever wondered why windmills all seem to revolve at the same speed? Well, the truth is out at last! A recent study of wind farms has concluded that they use more power than they generate!...
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Funny story: UFOs in the skies over Irish airport

UFOs in the skies over Irish airport

Locals were shocked in the Cork airport region as strange lights in the sky baffled local farmers and heavy drinkers in the area last Saturday night.Local cattle were also shocked as cattle mutilaton fears were rife.
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Funny story: Madeleine McCann To Be Written into Harry Potter Novel

Madeleine McCann To Be Written into Harry Potter Novel

Missing British 4 year old Madeleine McCann will be hurriedly written into Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows before its release date next month, J.K Rowling has confirmed today.
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Funny story: Review: Paul McCartney's Memory Almost Full

Review: Paul McCartney's Memory Almost Full

APE MUZik - And now the latest on Paul McCartney's newest release on his new recording label with Starbucky's Hear Music.
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Funny story: The Irish Moon Landing

The Irish Moon Landing

For the last thirtyfive years, a tape has been lying in the bottom drawer in a bedroom in a house in Cork, Ireland.
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Funny story: Woolmer Died of Natural Causes- Jamaican Police to Assist in McCann Case

Woolmer Died of Natural Causes- Jamaican Police to Assist in McCann Case

Pakistan cricket coach Bob Woolmer was not murdered but died of sensationally mundane natural causes, it has been revealed by the Home Office Pathologist.
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Funny story: Prescott Admitted to Hospital as Japan Intensifies Whaling Threat

Prescott Admitted to Hospital as Japan Intensifies Whaling Threat

Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott has been admitted to hospital with a suspected infection caused by a harpoon wound after negotiations with Japan broke down today.
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Funny story: Major Supermarket chain found to be selling raw toast!

Major Supermarket chain found to be selling raw toast!

London AssPress:- A major food outlet is being investigated after claims that raw toast is being sold in all of its branches across the length and breadth of Christendom.
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Funny story: Pole Awakens From 19 Yr Coma on a Bus in Manchester

Pole Awakens From 19 Yr Coma on a Bus in Manchester

A lucky Pole has woken up from a 19-year coma to find the Communist party no longer in power and his staple diet of tea and vinegar no longer on the menu. Ex-railway worker Jan Grzebski,now 65, fell into a coma after he was hit by a train in 1988.
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Funny story: Queen sends telegram to TheSpoof.com writer for 100th story!

Queen sends telegram to TheSpoof.com writer for 100th story!

London AssPress:- A London man was shocked to open his snail mail this morning to find an official Queen telegram, congratulating him upon the event of his having written his 100th story for world renowned satirical sweat shop,
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Funny story: God Spams GOP Online Polls with Live Paul Voters

God Spams GOP Online Polls with Live Paul Voters

At last, the real culprit responsible for faking Congressman Ron Paul's staggering online support figures is exposed: It is God himself who is waging an illegitimate, unauthorized war against Republican Party leaders and their pre-selected, boug...
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Funny story: Bush Addresses CENTCOM

Bush Addresses CENTCOM

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - In a speech to CENTCOM, released on Whitehouse.gov today, President Bush said,...
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Funny story: Ron Paul Avatar Elected US President In Second Life

Ron Paul Avatar Elected US President In Second Life

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - A Republican avatar of Congressman Ron Paul has been elected President of the United States in the 3D virtual reality world of Second Life.
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Funny story: Rock 'n' Roll Marathon marred by Faintings

Rock 'n' Roll Marathon marred by Faintings

SAN DIEGO (Union-Tribune Staff Writer) - Three performers collapsed just hours into the 10th Annual San Diego Rock 'n' Roll Marathon in what was initially believed to be a terrorist plot against this southern California Republican Party stron...
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Funny story: Top 5 Things Lawyers Learn That Grown Men Shouldn't Know

Top 5 Things Lawyers Learn That Grown Men Shouldn't Know

Below are the top five things lawyers learn from representing clients that grown men shouldn't be allowed to know.
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Funny story: Google Outbids Microsoft for Dow Jones

Google Outbids Microsoft for Dow Jones

In what is perhaps the most astonishing bidding war in corporate history, Google today offered $10 billion for Dow Jones & Company, topping a $7.5 billion bid from Microsoft and earlier bids from Virgin and News Corp...
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Funny story: Microsoft Joins Bidding War for Dow Jones

Microsoft Joins Bidding War for Dow Jones

Minutes after Virgin announced a $6 billion bid for Dow Jones, Microsoft jumped into the fray with a $7.5 billion bid.
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Funny story: Bush Offends EVERYTHING!

Bush Offends EVERYTHING!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The Rose Garden - President Bush, while giving a speech at the Rose Garden, was given a piece of mind by one of the birds of the air. Highly popularized on YouTube, it shows the offending waste falling on President Bush's...
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Funny story: Virgin Outbids News Corp. for Dow Jones

Virgin Outbids News Corp. for Dow Jones

Virgin Media started a bidding war for Dow Jones today by offering $6 billion for the company, $1 billion more than previously offered by News Corporation.
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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Gets Tough on Crime

Rudy Giuliani Gets Tough on Crime

Rudy Giuliani released the criminal justice plank of his campaign platform today. Giuliani, a former federal prosecutor, was known for being tough on crime as Mayor of New York City. He pioneered the zero tolerance approach...
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Funny story: Barack Obama Launches Fragrance for Fundraising

Barack Obama Launches Fragrance for Fundraising

Barack Obama, a leading Democratic candidate for President in 2008, announced today that he will sell a new cologne to boost his campaign finances.
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Funny story: President's Brain Found In Mississippi

President's Brain Found In Mississippi

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Early Sunday morning, Professor Oswald Kempt, of Princeton University, found a jar that appeared to contain some sort of spongy material.
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Funny story: Al Gore turns Republican

Al Gore turns Republican

Washington - G.O.P. officials announced yesterday a new addition to their Party official list: Former Vice President Al Gore. This news comes as Democratic and Republican hopefuls for President are starting to come into focus in the media.
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Funny story: Man Protests YMCA Track Meet

Man Protests YMCA Track Meet

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Saturday, a Houston man delayed a Y.M.C.A. track meet of two and a half hours.
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