Funny story: New Winner of Ugliest Dog Contest is One Ugly Pooch!

New Winner of Ugliest Dog Contest is One Ugly Pooch!

The Westminster Kennel Club, Eukanuba Dog Show, and A.K.C. have a new champion. After the death last year of a seven time ugly dog champion, there is a canine wearing the crown.
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Funny story: Ruth Kelly Issues Home Information Pack Clarification

Ruth Kelly Issues Home Information Pack Clarification

Local Government Minster, and all round bint, Ruth Kelly has reacted to accusations that her Home Information Pack regulations are confusing and unworkable.
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Funny story: Divorce of Lindsay Lohan Parents Gets Bitter

Divorce of Lindsay Lohan Parents Gets Bitter

The divorce of the parents of Lindsay Lohan has gotten even more vidictive and bitter. When both parents found out that they could not get custody of their daughter (and control of her bank account) due to her being over 18 years old, they each trie...
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Funny story: Is the Pope Catholic?

Is the Pope Catholic?

VATICAN CITY - Outgoing British prime minister Tony Blair held long talks with Pope Benedict XVI over his possible conversion to Catholicism.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Claims "I'm Still A Summer Virgin"

Paris Hilton Claims "I'm Still A Summer Virgin"

The official date for the start of summer has come. Beaches are full of surfers and bikini clad teens. People are sipping margaritas poolside. Sales of sun screen and big floppy hats are soaring. Beach balls and babes are both bouncing. Paris Hi...
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Funny story: 50% of Doctors Graduated in Bottom Half of Class!

50% of Doctors Graduated in Bottom Half of Class!

The American Medical Association (AMA) released shocking news today that only adds to the overall problems of America's broken health care system. According to the AMA, a shocking 50% of physicians currently practicing graduated in the bottom ha...
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Funny story: Bush Found Guilty, President Paul Says 'No Pardon'

Bush Found Guilty, President Paul Says 'No Pardon'

WASHINGTON - Former President George W. Bush was found guilty today in the climax of the year-long "Trial of the Century" by the Military Tribunals Court.
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Funny story: Mission Accomplished! Bush Declares an end to the Hundred Years War

Mission Accomplished! Bush Declares an end to the Hundred Years War

In an obvious attempt to improve his dismal approval ratings, President Bush declared today that the Hundred Years War has come to an end.
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Funny story: North Korean Strongman Kim Jong Il to Host Price Is Right

North Korean Strongman Kim Jong Il to Host Price Is Right

Breaking News! The Spoof.com has just learned that Kim Jong Il has agreed to step down from his position as dictator of North Korea. In return, the communist strongman will become the new host of The Price is Right, replacing the outgoing Bob Barke...
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Funny story: Former Price is Right Host Bob Barker Announces Plan to Run for President in 2008

Former Price is Right Host Bob Barker Announces Plan to Run for President in 2008

Bob Barker, former host of the game show The Price is Right, announced today that he plans to run for president in 2008. Barker told reporters during a press conference that he will run as an independent and that the primary component of hi...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton & Larry King to Wed?

Paris Hilton & Larry King to Wed?

A source from CNN's phenomenally successful talk show Larry King Live, speaking under condition of the strictest anonymity, has told the Spoof.com that Wednesday's edition of the show will feature more than just an interview with hotel heires...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton to tell Larry King:"My alcoholic hellhole life"

Paris Hilton to tell Larry King:"My alcoholic hellhole life"

Los Angeles - (Totally Daft Heiress Press): Paris Hilton is to tell Larry King about the hellish sham of her alcohol-dependent life in a TV interview this Wednesday.
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Funny story: TheSpoof.com 'Writers' revealed to be Yellow Slime Mould and not Human Beings

TheSpoof.com 'Writers' revealed to be Yellow Slime Mould and not Human Beings

COPENHAGEN (Wired Staff Writer) - A team of researchers in Denmark has determined that the contributors to the website, TheSpoof.com, are not writers at all.
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Funny story: American Idle to hook up with Dancing With the Stars

American Idle to hook up with Dancing With the Stars

New York (US&A): In what seems to be the most unnecessary news in decades, American Idle judge Simon Cow-dung has announced that in coming seasons, American Idle will be a part of "Danci...
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Funny story: Bandar paid Lockerbie cops to frame witless Libyan Megrahi

Bandar paid Lockerbie cops to frame witless Libyan Megrahi

Lockerbie - (Ass Mess): Former Saudi ambassador to Washington Prince Bandar framed Libyan intelligence operative Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi for the bombing of the pan Am jet that blew up over Lockerbie in scotland in 1986.
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Funny story: Blair's signed his own arrest warrant say cops

Blair's signed his own arrest warrant say cops

London - (Ass mess): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has signed his own arrest warrant and will be taken from Number 10 this Wednesday 27 June in handcuffs to a pre-arranged cell at London's HMP Belmarsh according to reliable police sources.
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Funny story: Kate Middleton seen fumbling in William's private quarters

Kate Middleton seen fumbling in William's private quarters

London - (Ass mess): To the rapturous joy of the 2,250,000+ gullible morons who make up the readership of the Mail on Sunday, former royal slapper Kate Middleton has been reported today as "disappearing up the Prince's private quarters&quo...
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Funny story: Tough New Crime Measures

Tough New Crime Measures

In his final speech as Home Secretary, John Reid has announced radical new plans to reduce the UK's soaring crime rate, overhaul sentencing and address the problem of over crowded prisons.
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Funny story: Solution to affordable housing

Solution to affordable housing

Recent EU directives have seen the UKs used fridges and freezers stockpiled in dumps around the country. Due to potential pollution problems caused by CFCs fridge freezers have to be disposed of under strict controls, and at high costs.
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Funny story: Simon Cowell Seals Vatican Deal On Next Pope

Simon Cowell Seals Vatican Deal On Next Pope

American Idol celebrity Simon Cowell has teamed up with the Vatican in a $10 million deal for the next Pope to be elected by a TV audience.
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Funny story: Pelosi's Plot to Grab US Presidency is Foiled

Pelosi's Plot to Grab US Presidency is Foiled

District of Columbia - Secret Service agents have confirmed that Speaker of the US House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi, attempted to use her influence and feminine wiles to coordinate a power grab at the Office of the President this weekend.
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Funny story: Bloomberg has $5.5 billion; offers to fund Jersey budget for 5 years

Bloomberg has $5.5 billion; offers to fund Jersey budget for 5 years

NEW YORK - Forbes magazine recently identified New York City mayor and potential 2008 independent US presidential candidate, Michael 'Daddy Warbucks' Bloomberg, as having a net worth of 5.5 billion dollars.
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Funny story: Pope Converts to Satanism

Pope Converts to Satanism

Vatican City - Due to pending multi-million dollar lawsuits in the United States against the priests who sexually abused parishioners and the dioceses that protected them, Pope Benedict XVI announced that the Roman Catholic Church would break with tw...
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Funny story: Exegesis Suggests the Anti-Christ Will Attend Harvard

Exegesis Suggests the Anti-Christ Will Attend Harvard

Biblical scholars from all over the Christian world meeting in secret have come to the unanimous conclusion that the Anti-Christ will most likely be admitted to and attend Harvard University in Cambridge, Massachusetts sometime in the next decade. T...
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Funny story: President Injured After Making Sandwich

President Injured After Making Sandwich

WASHINGTON - President Bush sought medical attention last night after attempting to prepare a midnight-snack for himself.
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Funny story: No Takers For Paris Million Dollar Blubbering

No Takers For Paris Million Dollar Blubbering

Originally it seemed as if American networks NBC and ABC were fighting over the right to speak to jail bird heiress Paris Hilton, with a million dollars ready to be dumped into Paris's gargantuan piggy bank. Now both networks are denying that th...
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Funny story: Unarius Academy of Science Announce Plan to Drill to Earth's Core

Unarius Academy of Science Announce Plan to Drill to Earth's Core

El Cajon, California - Unarius, a non-profit organization, which started out teaching a "metaphysical science of life" but transformed into just another "flying saucer group", announced this week that they plan to drill to Earth&#...
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Funny story: Damien Hurst Is Richest Artist

Damien Hurst Is Richest Artist

Damien Hurst has been acclaimed as the world's richest living artist.
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